83) Make him become one with Russia (check)

84) Avoid him all day (check)

85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear) *Check* (check)

86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!" (Check)

87) Leave him with Jack.

88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun)

89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry)

90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy"

91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight"

92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it.

93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.

EIGHTY SEVEN: JACK!

"Sorry for dumping you with Jack at the last minute." Acro said, "But me and Icefox have a party to go to and-"

"Say no more." Dimentio held up a hand not really paying attention.

Acro turned and kneeled down, "You be good for Dimentio okay?" she grabbed the little boys shoulders, he nodded, "That's right." she kissed the top of his head, "Bye Dimmy, bye Jack!" she called walking out of the castle with Icefox.

Dimentio looked at Jack.

Jack was short, with dark brown hair that covered one of his greenish-brown eyes. His shirt was black with black and grey sleeves, and was too big on him and his jeans were also big and covered his feet.

Jack said nothing as he stood motionless, looking at Dimentio. Dimentio looked him up and down, "Go do something…." Dimentio finally said turning back to the book he was reading.

Jack sat and pulled out a rock, two pieces of paper, scissors and a rubber band. Dimentio looked at him out of the corner of his eye but shrugged off the strange objects.

Jack grabbed the rock and put it in the rubber band, he pulled it back at let the paper ball go.

"Ow!" Dimentio hit the sore spot on by his eye where the rock connected with his face. Jack threw his head back in laughter. Dimentio grabbed the rock and Jack got quiet, for fear the jester would throw it back.

But all Dimentio did was blow it up. Jack stayed quiet for a while, the only sound was the sound of him crumpling one of the pieces of paper.

"You're weird." Jack said suddenly.

Dimentio slowly faced the kid, he saw his eyebrows scrunched up in concentration.

"And you're the son of a vampire." he shot back.

Jack quickly grabbed the paper ball and placed it in the rubber band, he let it go and it hit Dimentio square between the eyes.

Jack pointed at him laughing. Dimentio disintegrated the ball, and sighed sitting up from his laying down position on the couch.

"Look kid-"

"It's Jack!" Jack snapped.

"Whatever. What do Acro and you do for fun?" he asked.

Jack thought.

"Nothing." Jack finally said.

"Nothing at all?"

"Usually we're with someone else…it's rarely me and mama, ever since Michael died." Jack said.

Dimentio shook his head and laid back down.

Jack picked up the scissors and placed them in the rubber band, he pulled it back and let it go.

"Dimentio?" Acro and Icefox called coming home.

"Jack?" Jack ran and hugged Acro's leg.

"Where's Dimentio?" Icefox asked, Jack pointed upstairs, "Bathroom." he said.

The two-well three since Jack didn't let go of Acro's leg-walked upstairs.

"Dimentio?" the two called knocking on the bathroom door.

"Hold on." Acro bent down and picked up Jack, "I'll take him home, you get Dimentio out." she told Icefox who nodded.

Acro left and Icefox knocked on the door, "Is the demon child gone?" Dimentio's voice called out.

"Jack?" Icefox asked back.

Dimentio sighed, "Yes. Fine Jack."

"Yeah Acro took him home." Icefox said leaning on the door, "What happened?" she asked.

Dimentio opened the door and caught Icefox who fell back. "That." He said, Icefox looked up and saw Dimentio had a bandaged over one eye.

"What happened?" Icefox asked standing up.

"Like a sudden cold, Jack attacks for no reason." Dimentio muttered, he hissed when Icefox touched around the bandage.

"How did he do this?" Icefox asked, not believing Jack could hurt Dimentio, or anyone for that matter.

"He had a rubber band and a pair of scissors." Dimentio hissed.

Icefox winced.

Acro walked in hers and Icefox's room. "Hey, so what was up with Dimentio?" she asked, her clothes automatically changing into pajama's as she climbed to her upper bunk.

"He says Jack attacked him with scissors." Icefox scoffed, her laptop on her lap.

"Huh, weird." Acro looked at the ceiling.

"What is?"

"Jack had a piece of paper in his hands…said "Experiment D"….it said try one; rock…fail…..try two; paper….disintegrated try three; Scissors…WIN!" she said imitating Jack.

Icefox laughed.

=.O; very long chapter. YAY FANFICTION IS BACK TO NORMAL *used to take forever to upload chapters*

Reviews give Acro and Icefox motivation to annoy Dimmy *is shot*