83) Make him become one with Russia (check)

84) Avoid him all day (check)

85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear) *Check* (check)

86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!" (Check)

87) Leave him with Jack. (XD Check)

88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun)

89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry)

90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy"

91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight"

92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it.

93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.

EIGHTY EIGHT: NASTASIA!

"So just go in here and-" Acro and Icefox slammed the door shut, locking both Nastasia and Dimentio in the bathroom.

"Oh no." They heard Dimentio mutter.


After a nice long round of DDR Icefox and Acro decided to check on Dimentio and Nastasia.

They heard no noise, "Did they kill each other?" Icefox asked.

Acro shrugged.


What happened…we may never know.

Have you ever just looked at the names of the chapters? It's hilarious (half the time I'm like wtf happened in this chapter?)

Also Check out the other Fanfics about Annoying Dimentio! THEY IS FUNNY! :3