83) Make him become one with Russia (check)
84) Avoid him all day (check)
85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear) *Check* (check)
86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!" (Check)
87) Leave him with Jack. (XD Check)
88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun) (Check….meh)
89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry) (CHECK)
90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy" (Check)
91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight"
92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it.
93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.
NINTY ONE: MARS!
Both girls sat on the long walk way that lead to the castle, both staring into the void. Dimentio cam out and saw what they were doing, "Like hunters you sit motionless…." he hovered over and sat between the two, "What are you two doing?" he asked.
"Mars if awfully bright tonight…." Acro mumbled.
Dimentio looked at her like she lost her third head, "Beg pardon?" he asked.
"Mars if awfully bright tonight." Icefox mumbled as low as Acro had.
"That makes no sense but whatever." He fell back.
*shrugs* it wasn't till after I started writing this did I remember they are oh I dunno…IN THE VOID! You can't see Mars! *fail*
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