83) Make him become one with Russia (check)
84) Avoid him all day (check)
85) Make him go shopping with Icefox and Acro (oh dear) *Check* (check)
86) Throw sunflower seeds at him and if it hits him yell "SCORE!" (Check)
87) Leave him with Jack. (XD Check)
88) Lock him in a room with Nastasia (Oh this should be fun) (Check….meh)
89) Refuse to speak the language he knows (there will be translations don't worry) (CHECK)
90) Constantly refer to "the prophecy" (Check)
91) stare at the sky when he asks why say, "Mars is awfully bright tonight" (Check)
92) Give him the Counts staff and when Count demands it back say Dimentio stole it. (check)
93) Make a puppet that looks like him and include said puppet in conversations.
NINTY THREE: PUPPET!
"Say hello to lil Dimmy!" Mimi said holding up her hand which had a Dimentio puppet on it. The others around the dinner table froze.
"Eh…lass I don't think OW!" O'Chunks gave a cross eyed glare to the authoress that kicked him.
"Icefox and Acro gave me him." Mimi said.
Dimentio glared across the table to see the two holding back their giggles.
"Well pleasure to meet you Lil Dimmy." The Count said. Lil Dimmy nodded.
"Mimi pass the salt." Dimentio demanded.
"I'm not close to it." Mimi said.
"It's right in front of you!"
"Noooooo it's in front of Lil Dimmy." Acro corrected.
"Not Mimi." Icefox added.
Dimentio sighed, "This is childish."
"Just ask Lil Dimmy." Icefox said.
Dimentio glared at the puppet, "Can you pass the salt?"
The puppet shook its head, "MIMI!" Dimentio slammed his gloved hands down on the table and stood up, glaring at the green girl.
"What? Lil Dimmy doesn't wanna pass it to you!" Mimi said.
"Say please." Acro whispered.
Dimentio sat back down.
"Lil Dimmy," He winced, "Will you PLEASE pass the salt?"
Mimi reached for the salt-with the hand holding lil Dimmy-and passed him the salt.
I decided to make Mimi *coughnotsureifit'sampornotcough* annoy Dimentio!