94) Canada and America….act as them and make him feel awkward to be in the same room. (check)

95) Lock him in a closet. (CHECK)

96) Get him roaring drunk and video tape what ever he does in public (*blushes* W-we didn't get to video tape him but Check)

97) Pretend to hear something and ask if he hears it. (Check….Wait? Did you hear that? XD)

98) Act like R2-D2 (check)

99) Pretend to go deft. (This'll be fun) (Check)

100) Give him back his Diary. (XD thought this was appropriate for 100) (XD check)

101) Ask him to prove everything he says. (PROVE I DID THIS CHAPTER ) )

102) Do things to annoy him (Poke, trip etc…) And then ask "Is that Annoying?"

103) "Hypnotize" Dimentio to do whatever we say (Belongs to loveroflaughs)

104) Play Mr. L's theme song when Dimentio is around (Belongs to the8bored8writer)

ONE HUNDRED THREE: HYPNOTIZE!

"LoL!" both girls ran to the door and tackled LoL down.

"Hey." he said not expecting to be knocked down.

"Come on in!" They helped him up.


Luckily for them (Not for Dimentio of course) the jester was asleep. Icefox and Acro messed with a CD player while LoL looked around the room.

"There." Acro said, Icefox pressed play and a small melody came out.

"So to keep him asleep." Icefox said when they saw LoL's confused face, he nodded.

LoL snuck up on the jester and started speaking.

Neither girls could hear, so they set the CD player down and started sneaking over. Till the CD started skipping. Dimentio stirred. The three shared looks of fear and bolted from the room.


"So what'd you tell him to do?" Icefox asked.

"Kiss Mimi, Donate money-don't look at me like that he'll give it to you-sing about monkeys, put on a dress-" LoL ticked it off on his fingers, "And uhhh wait what was I saying?"

Icefox faceplamed.

"No worries. This should be fun." Acro grinned.


The three set up video camera's around the castle.

Finally Dimentio woke and opened his door. He saw the three and ran up, grabbing Icefox by her shoulders and scaring the living heck outta her.

"Where's Mimi!" he asked. His eyes glazed over.

Icefox looked at LoL for help, he and Acro only moved their hands in such a motion as to, "Go on".

"Uhhh her room I think?" she said. Dimentio shoved Icefox away and ran. LoL caught Icefox before she hit the floor and helped her back up.

"Oh let's follow!" Acro said, grabbing her friends hands and running after the jester.


"Dimentio get out of my room!" Mimi shoved him out only for him to run back in.

The three looked in and saw Mimi trying to push Dimentio away from her.

"Down boy!" Acro said pulling on his collar. Dimentio rubbed his neck and saw Icefox and Acro.

"Oh by the way!" he said, pulling out some coins, and dumping them in Icefox's and Acro's hands. The two girls looked at LoL who mouthed, "Charity" to them.


After Mimi had gotten Dimentio out of her room she started attacking the other three with her stupid red gems (WHICH HURT BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE HIT!)


"MONKEY'S DON'T NEED BUS TICKETS CAUSE THEY HAVE NOWHERE TO BEEEEEEEEEEE"

Acro, Icefox, and LoL covered their ears as Dimentio sang, loudly and obnoxiously, about monkeys.

"AND MOKEY'S NEED A SCENE CHANGE!" he yelled dashing into his room.

"Ow." Acro said once he left.

"And I thought we were annoying." Icefox said.

"Wait for it." LoL said.

The room to Dimentio's door busted open and he came out wearing a dress-similar to the fashion of his poncho. Acro covered Icefox's eyes and looked at LoL, "Tell me he's wearing something underneath."

"He should be….." LoL said remembering another thing he told Dimentio to do.

"CAN YOU DO THE CAN-CAN?" Acro yelped and covered her own eyes.


"Okay scarred for life." the two girls said once Dimentio has passed out. LoL thought, "I'm pretty sure there is something else I told him to do." he said.

"Like what?" Acro asked.

LoL shrugged having forgot it.


In Dimentio's room the jester was drinking like there was no tomorrow.


Oh dear…a drunk jester is a sappy jester.

I had fun with LoL in the chapter. Fun chapters are fun :D

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