105) Challenge him to a "simile off" (Belongs to the8bored8writer)

106) Have him call "The Mental Health Hotline" and make him pick a number.

107) Put him on a mechanical bull (Belongs to koga thee wolf demon)

108) Sing "The Jester" to him by Sum41 (LOVE THIS SONG)

109) Call him when he's sitting right next to you *wink*

110) Spray sour spray in his mouth!

111) ACRO DAY! :D

112) Dress, and act like him XD

113) Spray soda or wine in his face

114) Constantly refer to yourself as the "Hero" thanks Alfred!

ONE HUNDRED FIVE: SIMILE!

Acro held a grin on her face, she was staring into space, which was kinda freaking her friend out. Icefox waved a hand in her face, Acro's eyes snapped back but her grin didn't falter.

"You okay?" Icefox asked.

"I'm fine, like a spring flower that is being generously kissed by the sun and cleaned by the rain." she said.

"You know something don't you?" Icefox asked.

Acro made a motion that meant she wasn't spilling anymore at the moment.


"Dimentio I have a challenge for you." Acro said grinning, Dimentio lowered the Toad Town news he was reading to see Acro, grinning like a maniac with Icefox right beside her.

"I'm listening." He said almost fearful of what it was Acro had in mind.

"Like a knight defending his name, I challenge you to a simile duel." She said.

Dimentio raised an eyebrow, a small smirk on his mirror mask.

"And like a leaf you will fall." He said.

Acro's smirk only widened.


"Like a child you are immature." Dimentio shot.

"Like a pest you annoy me." Acro snapped, she was having too much fun with this only making Dimentio angry.

"Like a yo-yo you are easy to toy with." Dimentio smirked seeing Acro bite her tongue from lashing out threats at him, instead she took a calming breath.

"Like a janitor I will sweep the floor with you." she glared at him.

"Like a snake I strike." Dimentio said tauntingly.

Acro rolled his eyes, "Like a useless flirt you're rejected."

"Like a bug you have squashed my dignity." Dimentio said being his overly dramatic self.

"Like a student stuck in detention you bored me." Acro rolled her eyes.

"Like a rabid dog I strike back." Dimentio said.

"Like a text book your simile making is history." Acro said.

Okay that one caught him off guard, "What does that mean?"

"Ha!" Acro flicked him in the nose, "I have won and like gladiator returning from battle your name has been shamed." she said for good measure.

Dimentio rolled his eyes.


There was a knock at Dimentio's door as he got ready for bed that night.

"Come in." he said automatically.

Both girls entered. The older covered the younger's eyes. "Hey!" Icefox moved her hands away.

Acro looked red but it went away as Dimentio threw on a night shirt.

"Just came by to say you played well today." Acro said. Dimentio smirked, "Has Acro actually sank low enough to like me?" he asked.

"In your dreams jester." Acro scoffed.

Icefox rolled her eyes, "Night Dimentio." she hugged the jester and walked out. Acro leaned against the wall, smirking.

"What? Hoping you can join me in sleeping?" Dimentio teased. Acro rolled her eyes, her smirking turning into a smile, "No but maybe you should keep this locked up." she pulled out his journal and threw it at him.

He caught it.

"By the way." Acro said, Dimentio looked at her, "I think it's cute how you like Ri."

Dimentio's eyes widened and a small barely noticeable blush crept up on his cheeks.

"She's a nice girl." Acro said, now at the door, "Just don't hurt her." her eyes gave him a look and Dimentio nodded. Acro nearly walked out again but Dimentio stopped her.

"Damn your box magic." he heard her curse.

"Language. And you never answered my question." He walked over.

"What question?" Dimentio laughed at her terrible memory.

"The what does that mean? one." He said.

"Oh. It meant that you making similes would be history once I won." Acro smirked.

"And how did you know you were going to win?" Dimentio asked.

"One, I'm a girl. Two, I'm Acro. I don't lose." she smirked.

"Don't be so sure of yourself-"

"You will lose this argument." Acro said.

"Oh really?" Dimentio asked.

"Need I get Alec-who might I add dated me for a few years-to come here and tell you how many times HE won an argument?" Acro asked.

"I hate you." Dimentio said, snapping his fingers the box around Acro disappeared. She hugged him, landing a small kiss on his cheek, "Love you too!" she said happily before leaving.


*has nothing to say*