105) Challenge him to a "simile off" (Belongs to the8bored8writer) (CHECK)

106) Have him call "The Mental Health Hotline" and make him pick a number.

107) Put him on a mechanical bull (Belongs to koga thee wolf demon)

108) Sing "The Jester" to him by Sum41 (LOVE THIS SONG)

109) Call him when he's sitting right next to you *wink*

110) Spray sour spray in his mouth!

111) ACRO DAY! :D

112) Dress, and act like him XD

113) Spray soda or wine in his face

114) Constantly refer to yourself as the "Hero" thanks Alfred!

ONE HUNDRED SIX: HOTLINE!

"Hey Dimentio!" Icefox glomped said jester.

"Hi." Dimentio said, he looked around, "Acro isn't going to jump out and scare me is she?" he asked.

Icefox shook her head, "She couldn't sleep last night but she managed to get to sleep at like 5 this morning."

"So it's just you?" Dimentio asked.

"Yep."

Dimentio rolled his eyes.

"What the eye rolling for?" Icefox asked with her hands on her hips.

"Together you're both a nightmare. But when one of you is without the other it's nothing." Dimentio said.

Icefox thought then said, "Hey you wanna prank call someone?" she asked.

"Will it involve me getting attacked by fan girls?" Dimentio asked.

"No?"

"Then I'm in."

"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline-" the two pair of eyes widened, "I thought you said you knew this number!" Dimentio said.

Icefox shrugged, "Maybe the number has changed! Pick a number!"

"If you have obsessive compulsive disorder press one repeatedly. If you are codependent ask someone to press two for you. If you have multiple personalities press three four five and six. If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press seven and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed it doesn't matter which number you press no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 69696969. If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep…after the beep please wait for the beep. If you have a short term memory loss please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem hang up all our operators are too busy to talk to you."

"Why didn't you press a number?" Icefox asked.

Dimentio looked at her, "They're tracing my call." he said smirking.

I don't own the mental health hotline, I do however have it as a ring tone *thumbs up*

I had fun with this it took me a while to figure out which one Dimentio did *is my lame excuse for why it took so long to update this*

I figure Dimentio would be paranoid with me and Icefox running around annoying the living heck outta him!