105) Challenge him to a "simile off" (Belongs to the8bored8writer) (CHECK)
106) Have him call "The Mental Health Hotline" and make him pick a number. (check)
107) Put him on a mechanical bull (Belongs to koga thee wolf demon)
108) Sing "The Jester" to him by Sum41 (LOVE THIS SONG)
109) Call him when he's sitting right next to you *wink*
110) Spray sour spray in his mouth!
111) ACRO DAY! :D
112) Dress, and act like him XD
113) Spray soda or wine in his face
114) Constantly refer to yourself as the "Hero" thanks Alfred!
ONE HUNDRED SEVEN: BULL!
Acro and Icefox sat outside castle Bleck, it was really the only place that got the best cell phone reception. It wasn't good reception but it was better then inside.
"Hi." Both girls stiffened and turned. Behind them was a tall black haired boy, with grey eyes, and a brownish color tail and the same color ears. He was wearing a sort of armor that has a chest plate, back plate, shoulder plates, and sort of arm plates. He also has a blue tie on.
"Uh…." Acro was at a lost for words.
"Hi?" Icefox tried.
"Who are you?" Acro asked.
"Agok." He replied.
Acro and Icefox shared a look then shrugged.
"You sure your uncle won't mind if we barrow this?" Icefox asked Acro.
"Of course not, we only have family reunions on Thanksgiving." Acro said helping L set up the mechanical bull.
Agok sat by Icefox and watched, "How much longer?" Agok asked.
"You want it set up or not?" L snapped earning a kick from Acro.
"DIMENTIO!" The jester being called slowly looked up from what he was reading.
"Come on!" Icefox dragged him from his comfy spot on the couch to a isolated part of the castle where the mechanical bull was waiting.
"What is that?" He asked.
"A mechanical bull." Acro answered, "My uncle rents it for occasions and I barrowed it."
"Stole it more like it." Agok said.
Dimentio did a double take, "And uh who are you?"
"Agok." Acro answered.
Dimentio raised an eyebrow, "New friend." Icefox said, making Dimentio nodded understanding.
"So what's the bull doing here?" Dimentio asked.
"You will be getting on it." L said smirking.
"I think not." Dimentio said defensively.
"I think so." Acro dragged him over, "Don't worry you big baby," she said forcing him onto the bull, "I'll put it on the lowest setting."
"If he doesn't want to do it he doesn't have to." Agok said.
"Yeah well, it took forever to set up and I wanna see him Dimentio is man enough to get on." Acro said smirking, leaning against the bull. Agok shrugged.
Dimentio smacked Acro upside the head, "Ow!" she snapped.
"Just turn the stupid thing on." he sighed.
Acro hopped out of the small cushioned area set up around the bull and went over to the controls.
She turned a key and slowly turned a small dial, "Small warning." Acro said, "I've never worked one of these."
"You tell me this now?" Dimentio said as the bull started to "gently" rock back and forth, "But I've seen my uncle do it dozens of times." Acro defended.
Acro looked over at Icefox and Agok who gave her the thumbs up, not moving her eyes away from the bull and jester she slowly turned the dial to the highest setting. Slowly the bull started gaining speed.
Everyone watched the bull throw Dimentio around till-
SMACK!
The three winced as Dimentio's face hit the wall.
"Ouch." Acro winced.
"That had to hurt." Agok agreed.
The three ran over, and pried Dimentio off the wall.
"I thought you said it's be on the lowest setting." Dimentio said weakly.
Acro frowned, "Sorry must have let my hand slip." she said.
*evil grin*