105) Challenge him to a "simile off" (Belongs to the8bored8writer) (CHECK)

106) Have him call "The Mental Health Hotline" and make him pick a number. (check)

107) Put him on a mechanical bull (Belongs to koga thee wolf demon) (checkidy check check)

108) Sing "The Jester" to him by Sum41 (LOVE THIS SONG) (check)

109) Call him when he's sitting right next to you *wink* (CHECK *ring ring* DAMN YOU DIMENTIO! *throws phone*)

110) Spray sour spray in his mouth! (Check)

111) ACRO DAY! :D (Check….took me a while to figure out what to do)

112) Dress, and act like him XD (*laughing but checks it off anyway*)

113) Spray soda in his face (check)

114) Constantly refer to yourself as the "Hero" thanks Alfred! (THE HERO WILL CHEK THIS OFF)

ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN: HERO!

Dimentio sat reading-of course what else would he be doing filing his nails -when Icefox and Acro-of course-came in and jumped on his bed, on either side of him.

Scared stiff he asked, "What?"

"Nothing."

"We can't just-"

"Come to see you?"

"You've seen me everyday you've been here." Dimentio snapped going back to his book, only for him to have tossed it across the room when they jumped on his bed.

"Damnit, I need to get the book." he posed to snap his fingers when-

"NONSENSE!" Icefox shoved her hand in his face, making the jester blink confused and the vampire laugh.

"THE HERO WILL GET IT!"

"I didn't know Mario was here." Dimentio muttered darkly as Icefox jumped off the bed and got the book.

"I could have snapped my fingers and it would have came back." Dimentio sighed when Icefox handed him the book.

"But that's not necessary with the hero's around!" Icefox and Acro said standing at the end of his bed.

"Why do you keep saying that?" Dimentio asked opening his book only for Acro to slam her hand on it, causing the book to flip out of his hands and hit Acro's face. Dimentio covered his mouth so she didn't hear his laugh.

Acro closed her eyes and let out a long sigh through her nose and said, "I'm going to ignore the fact that your book just attacked me because I am the hero!" she opened her eyes and threw the book.

*rubs sore nose* Stupid book.