130) fall asleep while he's talking then accuse him of being "Boring". (check)

131) hide all day. (check)

132) we should "suggest" (coughFORCEcough) him into going to rehab (belongs to loveroflaughs who will be joining us again!) (check)

133) Run away and leave Dimmy scavenger-hunt clues to follow. If he doesn't,

quickly return and wail about his lack of concern for you. (belongs to Catherine luvs luigi) (Check)

134) Cover him in rupees, then set Mimi on him. (belongs to Catherine luvs luigi) (check)

135) Take Nastasia's glasses and glue them to his mask.(belongs to Catherine luvs luigi) (Check)

136) Put chili powder in his breakfast, lunch, and dinner but not dessert. Watch

him not touch the dessert. (belongs to Catherine luvs luigi) (check)

137) Convince him he's deaf (turn the volume on the TV/Radio down, mouth words instead of speaking them)

138) set a baby raptor loose in his room. (belongs to my sister)

139) Make him listen to Justin Beiber….all. Day.

140) Super glue him to his bed (Sis: In what position?) XD

ONE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN: DEAF 2!

The two got to work early. Turning the volume on…well everything…down. They told Blumiere their plan and he sent Mimi, O'Chunks and Mr. L away.

"I feel bad doing this." Icefox snickered unplugging the speakers on the TV.

"Don't." Acro said taking the batteries out of a stereo, "It's like when we pretended to be deaf, only now it'd Dim's."

"Speaking of which are you two on speaking terms?" Icefox asked.

Acro rolled her eyes, "We were never off them."

"Then why are you-" both stopped as Dimentio came down, looking as though he had been drinking all night. Without skipping a beat Icefox mouthed the rest of her question.

Acro shrugged.

Dimentio raised an eyebrow at them, "What are you two doing?" he asked in a tone that said, "Don't tell me I really don't care."

Both girls continued a mouthing conversation and Dimentio decided to ignore them all together by turning the TV on. However he couldn't hear, confused he turned the volume all the way up, nothing, he couldn't hear it.

Icefox mouthed something and Acro silently laughed, Icefox socked her shoulder making Acro laugh harder-silently. Dimentio's eyes wandered over to the girls. He couldn't hear them or the TV.

Both girls caught him staring at them and the older pushed the younger out, turning red from anger and embarrassment. Dimentio shrugged them off.

He walked in the dining room and saw Timpani and Blumiere, Timpani was saying something-or rather mouthing something and Blumiere would nod every now and then. Dimentio rubbed the back of his neck confused and walked into the kitchen, he snapped his fingers the lock the girls had put on the alcohol cabinet exploded.

Dimentio downed another bottle of-he looked at it blinking confused as his eyes tried focusing, "screw it." he threw it away and teleported to the girls room. Both had headphones in and didn't notice.

Normally he could hear their music, but today, nothing. Irritated he floated over and ripped an earphone out of Icefox's ear, she glared and snapped something he couldn't hear at him. However it looked like she said, "What the frick?"

Something hit the back of his head, that something was heavy and very brick like, he turned and saw just what he expected.

A vampire acting as if she didn't do it. He'd get her back. He'd get them both back.

"And I-I've come t-to da con-concusun I'm deafffffff." Dimentio mumbled to himself, laying on his back on his bed. He was watching the ceiling fan.

"Thissss what I'm stunk to? Talking to a fan and being drunk evry oder day?"

"Well that or you could go back to rehab."

Dimentio blinked, did the ceiling fan just talk. He lifted his head and saw the girls at the end of his bed.

"How long you two been there?" he asked.

"Long enough." Acro said, her arms crossed.

"You'd think," Icefox said, "from us doing terrible things to you daily, that you'd get it."

"Get what?"

"Forget it Ice," Acro glared at him, "He's too drunk."

I swear Drunk Dimmy is dumb Dimmy *head desk*