141) Invite the heros over. (check)

142) Hang out with other guys. (check)

143) Hang out with girls and not him. (check)

144) Leave him alone with a baby. (check)

145)Let the Devil stay over. (check)

146) make his mask hit his face. (check)

147) Make him go swimming….then when he's in the water tell him "These are shark infested waters"

148) Go somewhere….then leave him there.

149) Sunburn.

150) pretend to be dead

ONE HUNDRED FOURTY SEVEN: SHARKS!

"Why are we in the human world again?" Dimentio asked, "And why is it so hot?"

"One," Icefox said, "Because we said, "Oh hey, we're going to earth this weekend, would anyone like to come?" and you said yes."

"And two, its earth, not the regulated temperature of Castle Bleck." Acro added.

"Yes…" Dimentio said slowly, "But why is HE here?" he pointed at Alec who was on his hands and knees on a beach, talking to something.

"Count doesn't want him destroying the castle." Acro shrugged. Alec screamed and ran up with a crab that was holding onto his nose tightly. Icefox laughed and Acro shook her head.

"I-I think he'd pullibg." Alec said, sure enough the crab dropped with Alec's nose and scurried off, leaving Alec to chase the crab.

"What did you ever see in him?" Icefox asked Acro who shrugged.

"This water is freezing." Dimentio said to Icefox and Acro on the beach. Currently Alec was on his back and Dimentio was hip height in water. Alec kept dipping a toe in the water then shivering.

"Is it alright if I drown him?" Dimentio asked Acro who shook her head.

Dimentio threw Alec off him, the younger boy went down with a scream and an splash, the water was thrown up and drenched Dimentio's back half. Acro pinched the bridge of her nose as Icefox fell to the sand laughing.

By the end of the day, Dimentio had successfully drowned Alec five times. And the boy kept coming back in the weirdest of ways. The first time he literally ripped his chest open, pulled his lungs out, and wrung them like a dishrag. The second time he shook his lungs till they were dry. Third and fourth time he ripped his throat open, letting the water gush out.

"Alec, you have serious problems." Icefox said as the boy threw up, after being drowned the fifth time.

Acro was sitting against a wall by the stairs leading up to the road, a small book in her hands. Dimentio came up wet from the ocean.

"What are you reading?" he asked, a few drops getting on the pages and getting a glare from the vampire who shifted away from him.

"A book."

"NO! Really! I would have never-" Dimentio ducked as Acro swung the book at him.

"Fine. A book from MY home." she went back to reading.

Dimentio looked over her shoulder, slowly Acro turned to look at him, "Do you mind?"

"Not at all." He smirked, earning an elbow to the stomach.

"So cruel." Icefox shook her head, Acro shrugged.

"Not as cruel as putting him in the water and forgetting to tell him it's shark infested." Acro said. Dimentio looked at her wide eyed.

"Yeah that small detail might have been important." he sighed annoyed.

Heehee….I have a bad memory :D

Okay so I got an anonymous review…..well more like a question.

Tally: What does Acro do in her free time out of the castle? Lol

A: O_O who in their right mind wants to know that! XD just kidding. Uh…when she's not in the castle, she's with her kids; Jack and Edward-Zed, or she's visiting her home; Dark Mirror. That or she just slips out to hang out with friends, but now she can't do much teleporting and has to rely on portals-I BLAME DIMENTIO-so she hasn't done much aside from going to school.

I think Dimentio and Alec are more of a couple XD love hate~Alec just wants to spread the love and Dimentio wants Alec to burst in flames and leave him alone.