161) Make him watch lost tapes (Freakiest show ever. Belongs to Koga Thee Wolf Demon) (check)

162) Leave Bom-ombs in his room. (Belongs to CosmosoftheStars) (Check)

163) cover him in sticky stuff (glue, gum, melted marshmallows) (check)

164) Use a Portal gun (from Portal) and have him do the endless fall. (Check)

165) Put Turrets in his room, in the hallway, everywhere. He will learn quickly. (check)

166) propulsion gel. (check)

167) Have Manny chase him. (Manny is the Acromantula Acro now has as a pet)

168) Brandy.

169) RAINBOWS!

170) Bouncy house.

ONE HUNDRED SIXTY SEVEN: MANNY!

Dimentio floated at top speed away from the man eating giant acromantula. He ran through the living room screaming, the acromantula following. Icefox looked up from playing with her Weddell seal to watch Dimentio run past. Icefox looked over at Acro who was busy with her daughter D.J.

"Think we should get Liam to calm Manny down?" Icefox asked.

"Don't see how a vampire can help at this point." Acro said making sure D.J. didn't blow anything up.

"I meant Victoria's husband, not your fr-"

"Both Liam's are not my friend. Liam the vampire is a douche and well I've never really talked to Liam." Acro said, holding D.J.'s hands.

"Well still," Dimentio ran through again, Manny chased him, spiting and screeching at the jester, "Should we get his help?" Icefox asked.

"I'd rather let Arachni handle this." Acro said, distracted and D.J. blew up a wall, Acro frowned, "I'm going to have to fix that aren't I?" she asked.

Dimentio ran by again with Manny on his heels.

"Yup." Icefox nodded, her pup made a barking noise and Icefox went back to playing with it.


Huh….D.J. was there….*breaks apart laughing* D.J. is Acro's daughter.