202) take things that look like a…..yeah and cut them or crush them
203) Ask him "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!"
204) have Dalmatians EVERYWHERE! And dress like them too
205) paint everything/dress so it looks like everything's in Black and white, he'll think he's gone color blind XD
206) Make him read a fanfic about him and Count Bleck XD (belongs to selena1234)
207) Say you have a surprise for him, and that you're leading him to it blindfolded. Lead him into a pit of wet cement. DON'T REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD! (belongs to The TTYD Crew)
208) Leave a box saying, 'Sweets Inside - Do Not Open Until Wanted'. Put a Light-Activated Stinkbomb in it. Put chilli in the sweets. *trollface* (belongs to The TTYD Crew)
209) Behead him with plastic knives (belongs to Anonymous)
210) Cosplay from Adventure Time (belongs to Kara)
TWO HUNDRED TWO: POSSIBLE!
"Has anyone seen Acro?" Icefox asked, she had looked for her pale friend all day only to come up empty handed.
"She's in her and Dimentio's room." Amp said.
"Screaming." Agok added watching with amusement as Mimi tried to teach Arachni how to play DDR.
"Screaming?" Icefox repeated.
Then she heard it.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" Hurrying to the room housing two psycho's, Icefox found Dimentio outside with his hands behind his back, a very torn to shreds Alec and what looked to be a mole man.
"Illumo?" Alec-or rather his mouth and throat asked, "How is she?"
"Strep throat, she should be fine in a few days." the mole man said.
"Acro's got strep throat?" Icefox asked.
"IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Acro screamed, "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!"
"She's got a fever, best not to let anyone near her." the mole man said.
"HOW IS THIS-"
"WOMAN IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I AM COMING IN THERE AND SILENCING YOU MYSELF!" Dimentio screamed annoyed. God, the vampire just couldn't accept that she was sick and was in need of care.
"Not a good idea. It's very contagious-"
"NOT POSSIBLE!"
"So best you all wait till it's out of her system before entering the queen's presence again." mole man said.
"Thanks Illumo." Dimentio muttered, though the irritated screams of a certain royal pain in the ass annoyed him more then the fact she was sick.
"How'd she get strep throat?" Icefox asked. Dimentio glared at the zombie boy who was pulling himself back together and Icefox blinked, "Weren't you just getting over your strep throat Alec?" she asked the zombie.
"Yes." Alec nodded, oblivious.
"And were you near Acro at all during this time?" Icefox asked, feeling like a teacher scolding a student for pulling a girls braids.
Alec fiddled with his shirt as his torso attached itself to his limbs, "Yeah…we have chemistry together." he mumbled, "And I…might have had a coughing fit-"
"YOU DID THIS?!" Dimentio demanded.
"Sorry." Alec hunched over as if he were trying to hide. Morta was not here to protect him and so the zombie boy felt small under the older mans glare.
"Just be thankful he spread it via coughing fit and not spit swapping." Icefox said just to watch the white side of the jesters face turn bright red with anger-mostly towards Alec but some towards Icefox for even mentioning the idea.
Inside the room Acro had a sneezing fit for about ten minutes, after each sneeze she screamed louder and louder before finally screaming, "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" The three stayed silent till finally they heard movement on the other side of the door.
"Woman I swear if you're moving I will come in there and chop your legs off." Dimentio growled.
However seconds later Acro appeared, a purple and yellow scarf covering her mouth, a sweatshirt over her normal black and red attire, loose sweatpants that seemed to belong to her roommate hung off her hips and black house slippers (probably the Counts as neither Acro nor Dimentio owned any) covered her otherwise pale feet. The three looked at Acro shocked. Her normally pale skin was now deathly pale-black veins shone through her skin and her eyes were glassed over with tears of pain-and from sneezing.
"You will have to catch me." she said behind her scarf.
"Won't be hard." Icefox said motioning to the slight quiver in Acro's legs as she tried to remain upright.
"Go back to bed." Dimentio demanded.
"No. This isn't possible. I shouldn't be able to get sick! How is this possible?!" Acro voice rose till it squeaked.
"I don't know!" Dimentio growled annoyed at that infernal question.
"Ain't nobody got time for this!" Acro threw her hands up and walked away.
"Acrocantheia! You get back in that room and rest!" Dimentio followed.
"Oooh full name." Alec mumbled.
"Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight." Icefox added, the two hardly batted an eye when they heard an unruly high pitched moan.
"And it won't be the vampire." Alec said with a slight smirk.
Strep throat has infected the warehouse. And it's all cause of Alec. *glares at him*
Alec: I'm sorry!
Bull crap! You spread it to me! You spread it to Acro! And now the whole Bleck Castle might get infected!