202) take things that look like a…..yeah and cut them or crush them (check)
203) Ask him "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!" (check)
204) have Dalmatians EVERYWHERE! And dress like them too (check)
205) paint everything/dress so it looks like everything's in Black and white, he'll think he's gone color blind XD
206) Make him read a fanfic about him and Count Bleck XD (belongs to selena1234)
207) Say you have a surprise for him, and that you're leading him to it blindfolded. Lead him into a pit of wet cement. DON'T REMOVE THE BLINDFOLD! (belongs to The TTYD Crew)
208) Leave a box saying, 'Sweets Inside - Do Not Open Until Wanted'. Put a Light-Activated Stinkbomb in it. Put chilli in the sweets. *trollface* (belongs to The TTYD Crew)
209) Behead him with plastic knives (belongs to Anonymous)
210) Cosplay from Adventure Time (belongs to Kara)
TWO HUNDRED FIVE: COLOR BLIND!
Something was not right, and it wasn't the mere fact that he woke up without "assistance". "Acro?"
"Yeah babe?" Acro answered, busy with sewing-and pricking her finger repeatedly, "Ow."
"Is it me or is everything dull?" Dimentio asked.
"I think it may just be you." Acro said, they had all gone to extremes this annoyance. Going as far as to wear wigs, put in grey/white/black contacts, wear grey/white/black clothes and so on.
"Everything looks black and white like a silent movie." Dimentio said throwing his poncho on-noting that it too was black and white.
"Well-ow," Acro glared at the needle lodged in her finger, "I don't know what to say." she said. Dimentio plucked the needle out of her finger and handed it back to her. "Thanks." Acro said going back to sewing.
Dimentio walked out, "Hey Dims!" Icefox tackled him down.
"Good morning Icefox." Dimentio hissed, picking himself up.
"How are you?" she asked.
"Super." Dimentio rolled his eyes, "Why is everything shades of grey." Icefox had to bit her lip to keep from laughing. "What?" Dimentio asked.
"It's nothing, just a book." Icefox waved him off.
Dimentio rolled his eyes. The next day everything was back to normal and he had no idea why.
Hey guys. Guess what? I'm in a lot of pain. It's just from gym but it's pain all the same. So I'm staying very still and typing. A lot. So hopefully a few more chapters will be coming out soon.
And. Yes. It's serious Acro time. I hate doing this to everyone but serious stuff is serious.
It has come to my attention (techincally it came to my email) that there are in fact people out there that don't like Dimentio. LE GASP. No duh. But let me just say I love trolls (being one myself) but if you're going to troll...do it properly.
Yes angelo/jg this is for YOU since you so very much wanted to attention like the little kid you are.
First of all angelo/jg, Icefox did NOT write this story. I was given permission to have Icefox in this story and she'll sometimes help me out here and there and she will write. But this story is under Acro111. Meaning all the cruel things you said to Icefox hold no meaning.
Second, please for the love of God if you're going to troll please get your point across. When you leave out words and skip lines you look more childish then you originally let on.
Third, "ALL OF YOUR DIMENTIO FAN GIRLS SHOULD GO CRAWL IN A CAVE AND DIE!" Wow...bit harsh huh? Did mommy forget to hug you? Everyone is entitled to their opinion, respect it or keep your mouth shut.
Fourth, what the hell is "STUBET"? Is that supposed to be "stupid"? Again if a troll doesn't get his point acorss (or at least spell properly) he'll end up being trolled. (and this is Acro111 typing this, I along with several members of this site have written and +200 chapter guide on how to annoy which is borderline troll).
And finally, no one is going to defend Dimentio because I've asked them to kindly not start chats in the comments. Sorry but if you wanted to start a fight you should have gone somewhere else.
I do apologize to everyone else, I know this authors note is longer then the chapter, but I felt is should be adressed, and I in no way want anyone bashing angelo/jg because us mature lovers of annoying Dimentio should not stoop down to the level of a five year old. (that and I did mention that I don't want chats in the comments)
Thanks and see you next chapter.