221) AVENGER TIME (check)

222) Chemistry jokes (check)

223) truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue (check)

224) Replace his clothes with Mario's (check)

225) Pack all his things and when he asks why say, "Wh-what!? You've forgotten!?" (check)

226) Pop his European bubble (check)

227) Ask him if he wants gages…if he says no start to pierce his ear anyways (check)

228) Play Slender (check)

229) WOULD YOU LIKE A BANANA?!

230) BARRELS

TWO HUNDRED TWENTY NINE: BANANA!

Dimentio sat on the couch alone, it was nearing two in the morning, and surprisingly everyone was in bed. Except for Dimentio. And well…Red Head…but she didn't count because…well because Dimentio didn't like her enough to have her count as another living being in the castle. Finally having alone time, he decided to write in his journal (which was finally returned to him).

"Would you like a banana?" A calm-yet loud-voice asked.

Dimentio glanced over his reading glasses, "What?" there was no answer, so with a shrug, Dimentio went back to writing.

"HAVE A BANANA!" Scared out of his skin, Dimentio jumped like a cat that has just been dumped in water. There, on the coffee table sat a yellow banana.

"Would you like a banana?" The voice repeated.

Dimentio sighed and shook his head, pressing his lips together, "No, no thank you. I've got one." He motioned to the banana still sitting on the coffee table, he looked back down at the page he was on.

"Would you like toffee?" The voice asked, not lowering its volume.

Dimentio thought for a second, his stomach growled and he shrugged, "sure."

"HAVE BANANAS AND TOFFEE!" Suddenly a bowl appear containing chopped bananas and toffee. Confused Dimentio leaned forward and collected the bowl, after having a few bites the voice came again, "Would you like a BANANA?"

Dimentio shook his head, "No no, I'm good." he sat the bowl down and leaned back, planning on finishing up writing. Finishing up his last bites.

"Would you like coffee?" The voice demanded.

"It is rather late, I could use some yeah." Dimentio answered, a bit annoyed at all the banana questions, but he could use some coffee.

"Have bananas and COFFEE!"

"I don't want bananas and coffee." Dimentio explained as a mug of coffee flew over his head and crashed into the wall behind the TV, a banana falling out of the mug as it crashed into the wall.

"Would you like shards of GLASS?!" the voice demanded.

"What?" Dimentio asked, before he could swallow his last bite the food turned into glass, cutting his tongue. Panicking, Dimentio grabbed the bowl and let his tongue blood drip into the bowl, and as carefully as one can be, he spat the glass out of his mouth.

"Would you like a banana?" The voice asked again. Annoyed, and a little frightened, Dimentio shook his head. "Would you like a BULLET?" the voice demanded.

"What?" Dimentio asked, looking up just in time to teleport away from a bullet.

Acro and Icefox looked at each other, frowning, "Do we have to eat all these bananas?" Acro asked. Icefox shrugged, unsure.

It is now past two in the morning here….I need sleep….haha...this was based off of "WOULD YOU LIKE A BANANA" by Khyan on youtube. Look it up. Do iiiiiiiiiit