231) Have Stephano guide him around all day
232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it)
233) Bar Hop and leave him behind
234) Turtles everywhere!
235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE!
236) tell him he's such a wallflower
237) KARKAT
238) honk!
239) Be Strider cool~
240) compare him to a troll
TWO HUNDRED THRITY ONE: STEPHANO!
"Ellos Jester." Dimentio blinked his eyes open.
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"Can it say "hi"?" Red head asked.
Acro pulled E.Z. away from the red head, she opened her mouth to say something but was cut off.
"Jesus Jester you are stupid."
"Would you just shut up." Dimentio floated in the living room, a golden statue floating in front of him.
"Ellos ladies." the statue said, an evident smirk in his voice.
"Riiiiiight." Red head drawled, flopping around like a puppet, she left.
"Good, you're up." Acro said, picking up the silent boy at her feet, "Hello Stephano."
"You know it?" Dimentio asked.
"Of COURSE she knows me. I am Stephano." the statue jerked up as if challenging Dimentio.
"Right," Acro sighed, "Well, Icefox should be finishing up with her potions lesson soon, so when she comes back just tell her I had to take E.Z. to Jason's camp."
"Will do." Dimentio said, then, peeking around the statue he smiled and waved to E.Z., "See you Edward." E.Z. waved as he and Acro disappeared.
There was a crash followed by the muttering curses of Nastasia, "Shhh Jester, you're just an idiot."
"I didn't say anything-"
"JESUS JESTER ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US!"
"Ugh."