231) Have Stephano guide him around all day (check)
232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it)
233) Bar Hop and leave him behind
234) Turtles everywhere!
235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE!
236) tell him he's such a wallflower
237) KARKAT
238) honk!
239) Be Strider cool~
240) compare him to a troll
TWO HUNDRED THRITY TWO: LITTLE BIG!
"What in the world?" Dimentio glared at the screen, "I'm a sack toy."
"That's what you're supposed to look like, you gotta personalize your character." Icefox smacked him upside the head.
"Ow, fine."
About an hour later, Dimentio still had not decided on a look for his sack boy-
"fine." Icefox glared at the screen, thinking to herself, "If he won't decide. I will." she opened her character menu and flipped through. Finding a big purple flower she nonchalantly moved it over Dimentio's character.
"What are you doing?" Dimentio asked, not liking that he couldn't see his character.
"Nothing." Icefox mumbled with a smile as she placed the giant purple flower on Sack boy-Dimentio's head.
"What the?!" Dimentio was at a loss for words, "Did you just-" Icefox thumbed over a few pages in her menu and clicked on a cheese sticker. "Icefox." Dimentio warned, "Icefox don't you do it." Icefox enlarged the sticker. "Icefox, I swear to Grambi if you-"
*click*
"Are you serious!" Dimentio threw the controller beside him, he turned and glared at Icefox, "That's not funny!"
"Yeah it is!" Icefox laughed at the purple flowered, cheese stickered sack boy.
"Acro!" Dimentio turned to the reading vampire-
"Don't drag me into this."
"Okay, waiting on the level to load." Dimentio sighed, being in the void sucked, because wifi connection (especially on their gaming system) was terrible. Computers, phones and laptops worked fine. Their game systems? Nope.
Icefox's white and brown sack boy stood by the giant controller in their pod, one arm swung across her body and then-WHACK
Dimentio's flowered sack boy was knocked away from the controller-
"Really?!"
Kinda inspired by ZeRoyalViking and ChilledChaos and back when I played the game with Dove (way back in 8th grade)