231) Have Stephano guide him around all day (check)
232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it) (check)
233) Bar Hop and leave him behind
234) Turtles everywhere!
235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE!
236) tell him he's such a wallflower
237) KARKAT
238) honk!
239) Be Strider cool~
240) compare him to a troll
TWO HUNDRED THIRTY THREE: BAR HOP!
"You two aren't even old enough to drink." Dimentio reminded them as they sat at the bar.
"Yes, but this night is for you." Icefox said nonchalantly.
"For me?" Dimentio asked, "Why?" he looked at the two girls sitting across from him suspiciously.
"Think of it was a way to wind down after all the stress we've out on you." Acro smirked.
Two bars later, Dimentio was starting to let his guard down, he let the girls order him an arrange of shots going from fruity, to glowing neon colors, to bitter, to cooling. He had long since abandoned his poncho, putting it around Icefox's shoulders and slipping his hat over Acro's head.
Three bars later, and Dimentio wasn't exactly sure where he'd lost his shoes….or the girls…as a matter of fact, he couldn't recall when he last saw them. Shrugging it off Dimentio went to another bar down the street.
"Think we should have at least put a "if found please return to" bracelet on him?" Icefox asked.
"Nah." Acro shrugged, "He'll just sleep somewhere till he's semi sober and warp home."
Considering I haven't updated this in a year…I feel awful…but the past year has been an emotional and self finding rollercoaster.
So, on the four year anniversary here is the next chapter! (nearly a year later)