231) Have Stephano guide him around all day (check)

232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it) (check)

233) Bar Hop and leave him behind (check)

234) Turtles everywhere!

235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE!

236) tell him he's such a wallflower

237) KARKAT

238) honk!

239) Be Strider cool~

240) compare him to a troll

TWO HUNDRED THRITY FOUR: TURTLES!

"Merry Hanukquansmas!" Icefox threw confetti in the air as O'Chunks set her trunks down inside the door.

"Icefox!" Acro jumped down the last two stairs of the castle to hug the other girl. "How was magic school?"

"Amazing!" Icefox gushed. "I would have thought you'd gone home. The whole 18 and Queen thing?"

"Eh," Acro shrugged, "If I'm queen I can do as I please." The girls laughed, "Oh, you've missed the four year anniversary of being here, annnd," Acro made a weird gesture as if she were introducing a character on spotlight, "May I present Ewtad!" Just then a little white character popped out of the darkness of the floor.

Icefox gasped happily, "A lil boy!" the little creature blink and gave a cute smile, "Maybe a girl?"

"Looks like a little boy, huh?" Acro asked. Icefox nodded, "But, like, smell him." Icefox raised an eyebrow at the request but leaned down to sniff at the child.

"Whoa, smells like little girl!"

"I know!" Acro gushed. "It kinda just showed up one day," the little child was paper white, wearing a long white sweater that covered everything but its head and nubby feet. Its eyes were oval and pure black, its hair was pure white like the rest of him and curled around its neck and eyes. Rested on the crown of its head sat a little black hat. "We usually refer to it as a he, it doesn't seem to mind."

As Acro talked the little boy took his hat off and reached inside, "Glitter rain!" he cheered, throwing glitter at Acro and Icefox's knees.

Icefox and Acro just smiled gently at the little boy girl as he slipped his hat back on. "So," Icefox turned to Acro, "Still annoying Dimentio?"

"Business has been slow. Lots of other people come by and annoy him and the others though." Acro explained, "It's kinda like a vacation." She smiled, "Speaking of which, me and the girls went to the beach back before it got cold on Earth and we brought back some friends."

Icefox opened her mouth to ask a question, but Acro held up a hand to stop her. She pointed at Ewtad who went stone still, "Five…four…three…two…one-"

"ACRO!" Acro smirked and ruffled Ewtad's hair. She picked the child up and motioned for Icefox to follow her. Acro smirked as she opened Dimentio's bedroom door.

Icefox's eyes widened at all the turtles inside. The room was crawling with them and a few had even crawled onto the bed, and onto Dimentio. "What is the meaning of this?!" Dimentio demanded.

"Uhm," Acro lifted the child and laid him on her head as a sort of balancing act. Ewtad laid on his stomach and giggled as Acro waddled over to the bed, avoiding the tiny turtles as she went, "I got bored, and I haven't annoyed you since Icefox left for magic school." She stopped at the foot of Dimentio's bed and smiled.

"Glitter rain!" Ewtad cheered again throwing glitter over Dimentio's head.

Sooooooooo

Wow...Thinking back to how far this fanfic has come...people are still reading it and everything and wow...

Granted now there are much better Annoy!Fics out there now...just sometimes nice to return to this...

Ewtad will be a regular "guest" from now on btw

To think when this started we were 13-12 and now we're 18-17...Four year...

Wow..and it's been four years and four months...Anyone who has read the whole fic or has finally caught up...You guys have grown up with Icefox, Acro and Dimentio (Granted he's an old fart anyways)