231) Have Stephano guide him around all day (check)
232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it) (check)
233) Bar Hop and leave him behind (check)
234) Turtles everywhere! (check)
235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE! (check)
236) tell him he's such a wallflower (check)
237) KARKAT
238) honk!
239) Be Strider cool~
240) compare him to a troll
TWO HUNDRED THRITY SEVEN: KARKAT!
"Do you think Acro will be completely different?" Icefox asked, fearfully hugging Ewtad as though he were a pillow.
"Hm." Dimentio hummed an answer, reading through some books Red and Acro had left.
"Do you think she'll remember us?" Icefox hugged Ewtad tighter, his stomach gave out a squeak.
"Maybe." Dimentio began to bit his pointer finger, his eyes lazily passing over the words.
Icefox deadpanned and set Ewtad down. He toddled over to Icefox's seal and cuddled up to the sleeping sea creature.
Blumiere passed through, he flinched and looked at the seal, "Does it have to be on the rug?"
"Told you." Dimentio spoke up.
"Sorry, Count." Icefox shrugged. After he'd left with the promise Icefox would clean any mess he made she turned to Dimentio, "Do you have to be such a crab?"
"How am I being a crab?" Dimentio demanded.
"Since Red took Acro you've been a grouch." Icefox accused, "I get it, y'all are close, but for the love of Grambi don't be such a Karkat!"
"What even is?" Dimentio asked, setting the book down.
"You! You're such a Karkat, you're a grouch and a grump and a not so grump and a crab and a Karkat." Icefox spat.
"That makes no sense." Dimentio sighed annoyed.