231) Have Stephano guide him around all day (check)
232) Make a Little Big Planet version of him (then smack it) (check)
233) Bar Hop and leave him behind (check)
234) Turtles everywhere! (check)
235) CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE! (check)
236) tell him he's such a wallflower (check)
237) KARKAT (CHECK)
238) honk!
239) Be Strider cool~
240) compare him to a troll
TWO HUNDRED THRITY EIGHT: HONK!
"Face paint!" Ewtad slapped paint on Mimi's face. She giggled and ruffled his white hair.
"What is going on here?" Dimentio asked floating into the dining room.
"Icefox informed us this was a human tradition." Dimentio flinched looking at the Count. Everyone was covered in white and grey face paint.
"We spent how long on earth?" Dimentio asked.
"A month?" Timpani questioned.
"I think more." Mimi commented till Ewtad's nub of a hand nearly slipped in her mouth.
"It's been a while." Nastasia finally answered, she was the only one not in face paint.
"Did any of you see a single person like this?" Dimentio asked.
"Harbel," O'Chunks scratched his beard, "May ha'e seen one o' two."
"Honestly?" Dimentio asked.
Ewtad waddled over the table to where Dimentio stood, "Honk!" He slapped grey paint on Dimentio's face.
Dimentio closed his eyes and groaned annoyed.