241) musical! (check-a-roo)

242) Nightmare Before Christmas Special! (check-a-rino)

243) Sweeney Todd special! (check)

244) Jurassic Park special!

245) Five Nights at Freddy's Special!

246) Back to Earth Special!

247) Portal Special!

248) Three Musketeers special!

249) Smiley Special!

250) Halloween Special!

TWO HUNDRED FORTY FOUR: JURASSIC PARK!

"Now where am I?" Dimentio pondered as he materialized from his room to a bustling center, two skeletal dinosaurs were locked in immortal combat.

"For being "Master of Dimensions", you really don't know where you are half the time, do you?" Icefox noted as she brushed by, trotting up the stairs where Acro was waiting with Ewtad by her feet.

"I am not up to par on all dimensions." Dimentio scoffed as he floated up the stairs after his fox-tailed friend.

"Then why are you the "master" of them?" Ewtad asked. Dimentio glared at the incarnation of his suffering and looked at Acro, "What are we waiting for-" Acro held up three fingers.

Two.

One.

"DIMENTIO!" The jester was knocked onto his stomach, "WOWZAS! It's been so long!"

"Hey, Alec." Acro smiled at the blond boy, his hair somehow even a brighter blond than before.

"Drat, and here I thought Sweeney had erased you like a mistake on paper." Dimentio shoved Alec off of him.

"Nope. I'm the only me in existence. Acro's Alec is much much older and a king!" Alec chirped.

"No breaking the fourth wall!" A voice came from seemingly nowhere shouted.

"Well," Acro clapped, Ewtad mocking her every move, "now that everyone's here-" she pointed back down the stairs, "it's show time!" out front of the still under construction center two jeeps waited with open doors.

"Dino! Dino! Dino! Dino!" Ewtad bounced around excitedly as they waited for Icefox to haul them up into the jeep waiting out front. Acro took a seat in the second jeep, waiting for Icefox.

"SHOT GUN!" Alec climbed over Dimentio's lap into the drivers seat in the first jeep. Ewtad gave out a giggle and pulled a camera out of their hat.

"Must I be in the jeep with the zombie-tweenie-bopper, and annoying incarnate?" Dimentio looked at Icefox with the sweetest puppy eyes he could muster. Icefox frowned for a moment.

"Yeah." She smiled, then quickly shut the jeep door and hurrying to the second jeep.

"Are we sure about this?" Acro asked as Icefox got comfortable.

"Relax, we've always got things under control." Icefox assured her.

The jeeps rolled forward automatically, a voice announcing their first stop. In the first jeep, Alec was excitedly pressing his face to the window, half laying on Dimentio's lap, half crushing him.

"Dilophosaurus!" Ewtad chanted, "Di-lo-pho-saaaaaaaaur-us!" However, dinosaurs don't care how eager people are to see them, they do as they please. And what they pleased, was not entertaining jeeps full of people.

"Where are they?" Alec frowned.

"Maybe they're scared of your ugly mug." Dimentio shoved Alec off and crossed his legs.

"The next dinosaur featured on our tour is known as the ferocious King of the Tyrant Lizards, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The mighty tyrannosaurus arose late in the dinosaur history. Dinosaurs ruled the earth for hundred and fifty million years, but it wasn't until the last-"

"T REX!" Acro and Icefox screamed excitedly.

"Is it the same one from chapter 116?" Icefox asked.

"Guess we'll find out when the storm hits." Acro looked at the sky and grinned.

"The only time I like fourth wall breaks is when Deadpool is involved-" I look at you midway through saying involved, eyes lighting up. "We've got to go to the list!" You ignore me and go back to reading.

A huge storm was wrecking the sky overhead, lightning ripping the darkness in two for mere seconds before plunging back into the black, stormy night. Acro and Icefox were sitting bored in the second jeep.

"So like, for the five night's at Freddy's annoyance…" Icefox began, "You wouldn't mind if I was Bonnie? Would you?"

"Yeah I'd mine." Acro turned and faced her. "Why?"

"No, no I was just asking." Icefox said sheepishly, "I know he's your favorite, I just-I KNOW I'm gunna get stuck as Foxy."

"You could be Freddy. We do run this show." Acro said.

Icefox shook her head, "No-no it's fine."

In the first jeep the boys (mainly Dimentio and Alec) were arguing. (And by arguing, I mean Dimentio was yelling at Alec for something he did).

"You touched it!" Dimentio accused, pointing at the screen that had once shown the whole park on the dashboard.

"I just wanted to see how much longer it'd be till we got back!" Alec shrunk in his seat. Neither of the grown men noticed the jeep had stopped. Ewtad frowned, they were annoying personified, not fear. And right now, they were very scared. Wiggling out of his seatbelt he climbed over the seat to the emergency kits.

In the second jeep Icefox was absentmindedly clicking a walkie-talkie through the ten channels it had. Suddenly, loud noises came from the speaker scaring both girls out of their silence.

"And I said-" Dimentio's angry voice rose through the speaker, "Not to touch anything! You are an accident waiting to happen!"

"Yes!" Alec agreed, "Waiting, but Not happening!" Dimentio groaned in annoyance.

"Uhm," Ewtad's voice was small over the device, "Ice, Acro? What happens next?" The electric wiring on the nearby fence snapped, creating a metallic twang and clang.

"This happens." Acro breathed.

A great, ferocious T Rex stepped out from beyond the barrier that separated the ancient with the new.

The line was silent.

"Is that-"

"A Trex?" Dimentio and Alec whisper asked.

"Yes." Icefox breathed as the T Rex investigated their jeep.

"You brought us to the most dangerous moment in cinematic history?" Dimentio whispered hissed in the walkie-talkie.

"I wouldn't call it the most dangerous." Acro whispered. "Stay still Icefox." but Icefox was still, she'd crouched on the floor in the passenger seat the moment the wires on the fence snapped.

From the first jeep they could only see Acro sitting as rigid as a statue. Acro could feel the fear quivering in her stomach, she could feel chills creeping up her back, but refused to move.

"It should have gone for you guys." Icefox whispered into the walkie-talkie. She was looking at Acro with wide, fearful eyes. The Trex's snout was inches away from the window next to Acro. It let out a curious roar and Acro closed her eyes, trying not to flinch or scream.

"You've got to do something!" Icefox urged over the channel.

"On it!" Ewtad nodded. In the first jeep the boys were scrambling to find anything to distract the Rex from the hostess of the show. They kept the channel open, incase anything were to happen when they weren't looking. They heard a sickening metallic squelch and turned to see the second jeep had been knocked on its side.

"I found a flare!" Alec held two up.

"I found a flashlight." Dimentio was struggling to turn it on.

"I found night vision goggles!" Ewtad held them up.

"Okay," Dimentio looked at Alec. "Don't mess this up." Alec shrank under his intense glare, "Open a flare, and toss it outside in the rain, the Rex should go after it."

"What if it doesn't?" Alec asked.

"We'll toss you outside," Alec yelped, "You're a zombie boy, they can stitch you back together."

"That's not how the force works!" Alec said exasperatedly. Dimentio raised an eyebrow, "over your head? Sorry." Alec apologized, "But that's not how zombies work! There needs to be bits of us left to stitch us back together!"

"Just throw the flare!" Icefox screamed over the walkie-talkie.

Alec opened a door as silently as he could, "get its attention." Ewtad instructed.

"H-Hey!" Alec screamed, the Rex looked up from sniffing and nudging the jeep, he opened a flare and tossed it into the woods near the bathroom. He then quickly closed the door and the three boys waited, all hunkering down on the floor of the jeep. However, what ever can go wrong, does go wrong. The Rex wasn't interested in the flare, she was more interested in where it came from.

"She's headed for you." Icefox said over the walkie-talkie, "Stand by, I've gotta find Acro."

"You have to find her?" Dimentio snatched the walkie-talkie from Ewtad, "Where'd she go?"

"I don't know, she was in the driver's seat, and she didn't fall on me when we got tipped, so I don't know where she is!"

Ewtad whimpered, the Rex was now sniffing and nudging their jeep.

"I think it's time we went home." Dimentio urged just before the Rex let out another bellow.

"We can't! Acro teleported us here, only she knows what happened with the actual canon universe here!" Icefox hissed over the device.

"What do you mean by that?!" Dimentio demanded as the jeep was nudged.

"I mean! She took out what was canon, but just enough so we could exist here without causing some wobbly-wobbly timey-wimey shenanigans! She created this pocket, if we leave and she's left here the pocket could implode as WE are considered canon in this pocket. She's got to deconstruct what's canon here, so we can go home."

"It's never that complicated!" Dimentio yelled over the roar of the Rex. He braced himself as the jeep tipped and caught Ewtad as he fell.

Icefox growled at the walkie-talkie, clipping it on her belt, she climbed over seats to try and find Acro. Somehow, she'd ended up hanging off the passenger seat, her head dangling by the backseat window.

"Come on you lug!" Icefox nudged her, poking her tickle spots and hitting her arms and back. "Wake up! The situation is out of control!"

Icefox kept looking back at the other jeep, watching as it was flipped 360, and then flipped once more onto its roof. "Come on!" Icefox shoved Acro off the seat and she landed on her head with a thud.

"Ow sonofa-" Acro muttered darkly.

"SITUATION OUTTA CONTROL! HOME NOW!" Icefox screamed.

"Okay, okay!" Acro tried to warp everyone home, but the hit she'd taken from the flip and her fall had knocked her powers awry.

"Oh no." Icefox frowned and looked back at the jeep.

"I am never," Dimentio staggered away from the tree, "EVER!" He shouted at Acro and Icefox who flinched, "letting you two drag me ANYWHERE else!" As he finished, a roar went off in the distance.

"Are you hearing this?" Alec whimpered, holding Ewtad.

"Until Acro's powers fix themselves, we've got to survive till the end of the movie." Icefox sighed.

"Oh they're fine." Acro admitted. "I wanted Dimentio to throw up."

(line break)

Blumiere and Timpani were enjoying a quiet supper to themselves in the living room, the minions causing chaos and messes in the dining room. Suddenly a rift opened and the missing minion, girls, and visitors were back home.

"AND WHEN I'M DONE KILLING YOU! I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR BODY LIKE A WHITE BOY AT THE BEACH!" A panicked Acro ran through the living room, jumping over one of the recliners as she went, "AND THEN I'M GOING TO SHOVE THOUSANDS OF DAGGERS INTO YOUR FLESH SLOWLY LIKE AN AGONIZING TEASE FOR RELEASE!" Dimentio floated through at top speed after the vampire girl. "AND THEN! OOOH! AND THEN I'M GOING TO-"

"Want to go eat in our room?" Blumiere asked.

"Please." Timpani asked.

Ta-da!

I'm not dead?