5x21 "Where's Your Frittles, Man" - Frittles release a package of new flavors that Swellview goes crazy about, but Captain Man is jealous that Jack once again has attention so opens up a food election representing Captain Mayonnaise new salsa. Now everyone are between the two that were once together, Chips or Salsa. -
Subplot of this episode: Buddy, Blayze, Bryon and Katie battle over who wins class presidency; Vice Mayor Willard appoints Danger Force a special handyman who Schwoz goes up against in a series of challenge to see who's president science guy of the Man's Nest.
Trivia: This episode was part of Nick's Election Premiere Night.
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Ray comes up the tube excited and happy
Ray
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT!
Danger Force are all ignoring him as thousands of Frittles are scattered all over the place with the gang eating them on the couch and moaning in heaven complete emptying the cans
Miles
Mmmmmm these Spicy Buffalo are fire.
Mika
No! These purple lemon pepper are the best.
Ray
Uh hello???
The gang continue eating competition enjoying there selves being smother with chips which annoys Ray
Ray
i said… HELLLOOOO!!!
Ray acts out of rage and throws a can which breaks the monitor and it spooks the gang
They stay quiet to take in what just happened before turning to Ray looking freaked out
Miles
Dude!
Ray (annoyed)
What?!
Miles
You just broke the big screen how are we supposed to watch the live Frittles Press Conference!
Ray (confused)
Wait what?
Schwoz quickly comes running in to fix the monitor standing on a ladder to do so
Schwoz (while screwing it with a screwdriver)
Jack Frittleman is doing a live press conference to discuss the new 60 bundle flavor of Frittles just released.
Ray
Omg why does that annoying gank have attention again!
Bose (reading his phone online)
People really love him right now.
"Frittleman 2026" has been trending on Twitflash for over 72 hours straight
Ray
You mean like Trump 2028?
Buddy walks in wearing a "Frittleman 2026" red hat which is an obvious parody of Trump (insert year) hats and Katie walks in wearing a "Make Swellview Great Again" and Danger Force pull out their red, white, black and blue, hats all with different political messages putting them on
Ray
You know what… no.
Ray pops a gumball
Chapa
What are you doing?
Buddy
Yeah Ray-
Ray
I'm goin down to the Swellview City Hall White House.
Katie
You can't! He's having the speech in the park right next to it-
Ray (firm)
Exactly.
Ray steps on the tube blowing a bubble immediately going down the tube
Schwoz (carrying the ladder back through the automatic door)
He's gonna do something stupid.
Danger Force sigh knowing he's right
OPENING THEME SONG
Transition Music, exterior shot of Swellview City Hall
Jack is currently having his big speech which is an obvious parody of any Trump/Kamala/Politician talking
Jack
Ah yes as the 47th President of the United Swellview snacks I plan to make along with Vice President JK Lance Swellview great again.
The audience claps
Jack
As a member of the PePublican Party I want to make sure Clik Clok doesn't get banned.
The crowd cheers and starts chanting "S-DUB V" which is an obvious parody chanting "USA"
Suddenly, Captain Man comes to the stage/alter /podium which makes everyone pop
Captain Man goes in front of Jack taking his place on the mic
Captain Man
Hello America!
Everyone cheers as Danger Force, watching the assembly gathering from the Man's Nest all of their jaw drops causing the chips to fall out their mouth
Mika
Oh…
Miles
My…
Bose
God.
Captain Man
I would like to announce my entering of the election race to become 48th President of the United Swellview Snacks.
Everyone pops and gasps loudly which makes the air shake in a very loud reaction
Jack looks like he's in disbelief
Captain Man
Me, Captain Man will be supporting Captain Mayonnaise new package of Salsa against Jack Donald Frittleman's Frittles chips.
Everyone claps and reporters surround Ray with questions and attention
Jack looks like his world has been disrupted as everyone in attendance chants loudly "CHIPS VS SALSA" very excited for the election.
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - MS CLUNCK'S CLASS - DAY
Danger Force are all sitting in the classroom along with others students for Ms Clunck's school class
Ms Clunck
Alright class as you know since Election Day is coming up, i wanted to have some fun as well.
Everyone looks confused
Mika (chuckling lightly)
Ms… what do you mean?
Ms Clunck
We're doing class presidency this year,
Everyone cheers getting excited and murmuring
Ms Clunck
Settle down…
The class gets quiet still with smiles on their faces
Ms Clunck puts instructions on the monitor with a USA flag in the background along with the usual happy teacher emoji's
Ms Clunck
Those interested in running let me know today. Then you have to decide whether you want to be apart of the fictional version of the PePublican party or the Chemocracy party.
The students continue to listen
Ms Clunck
After words you will be required to have payment to fund your campaign. After words anything you did is perfectly fine
Everyone claps
Ms Clunck
Now Raise your hand if you are running for Ms Stacey Clunck's 12th Grade class president election!
Buddy Fudgers, Blayze, Justin Jake and Katie all raise their hands
Ms Clunck (rushing to clock out)
Alright whatever we got 4 nominees class dismissed.
Ms Clunck immediately runs out the class and students begin to leave , leaving the runners to regroup
Buddy
When I'm voted class president you all get double homework for even trying to run against me!
Blayze chuckles
Blayze
Please. I've been going to Zero High since the 8th grade you goobers only started after the school slashers were on the loose.
Justin skateboards into the conversation
Justin
Please not only am I popular but I'm a pro skater. I'm legit a cool jock who everyone will vote for and when that happens this whole class is gonna graffiti and turn into a PE Class and we're starting a skating unit!
Katie chuckles
Katie
Am I the only one running to make this class better and not for personal gain?
Buddy/Justin/Blayze
SHUT UP!
The three boys continue eyeing each other down looking determined while Katie sighs being the odd one out
INT. SWELLVIEW WHITE HOUSE - DAY
Vice Mayor Willard is having a meeting with Captain Man
Vice Mayor
Well Captain welcome to the Chemocratic Party!
Captain Man
Happy to be apart of the team.
Vice Mayor
Look if we want to save Swellview's dietary benefits we need for you and Kim Talz to win this battle.
Captain Man (cocky)
Don't stress I mean Salsa is way better than chips…..
Captain Man puts his feet on the table in very unprofessional manchild behavior
Vice Mayor
But that's the thing. Chips and Salsa have always and always will be together. That's why I have a feeling this is gonna be a close race on the polls…
Vice Mayor blows a whistle
Vice Mayor
So as a motivation gift, please welcome your new Man's Nest sciency handyman
The audience uh ohs as Captain Man turns around looking at the door where a mid 40s long beared and dad bod handyman walks in with tools and more
Vice Mayor
That's Caesar. He'll be replacing…
Vice Mayor looks at his paperwork and sources
Vice Mayor
Schwoz Schwartz…?
Ray raises an eyebrow as the guitar riff plays cutting to black
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - DAY
Danger Force are still on the couch eating Frittles as they are waiting for Schwoz to show up who has an alter/podium set up ready to have his speech
Miles (checking his watch)
When is Schwoz coming man
Chapa
Yeah I've been on this couch eating Jalapeño Pepperoni Frittles for 18 hours I need some food..
Chapa lays on the couch exhausted in a similar position to Jasper when he fights while he sleeps
Suddenly, Schwoz comes through the automatic door dressed nicely in a blue suit, white formal shirt and red tie to represent USA.
Schwoz
Hey it's me Schwoz from work!
The gang all clap murmuring and cheering hyping him up complimenting the amazing outfit
Schwoz steps to the podium
Schwoz
Now folks, I'm sure you've heard I'm being replaced by Caesar Fer.
Danger Force all boo supporting the original science freak/mechanic/handyman
Schwoz
Thank you thank you… but anyways. Me and Caesar will battle it out in a series of grueling challenges and you Danger Force will decide who's handyman on Election Day.
Bose groans
Bose
Oh come on! We have to vote for a handyman, food president and class president all on one day?
Chapa
We also have to vote to ban Jakatown people from coming to Swellview.
Everyone agrees talking to Chapa
Schwoz
Aiyeeeeeee me I wasn't done talking!
Danger Force gets quiet
Schwoz
Anyways-
Suddenly, Caesar comes through the door still the big hairy jacked man who's drinking 5 cans of Red Bull in 3 seconds
Caesar growls, groans and burps loudly
Caesar (burly)
Who's ready for some challenges…
Danger Force all chuckle and are frozen with light smiles
Chapa
Schwoz is screwed…
Schwoz looks scared at his giant bear looking man of a competitor
Real American by Rick Derringer begins playing in the background as we are treated to a montage
The presidents are getting out of control en route to Election Day.
Starting off with the main race, Frittleman and Captain Man's campaigns are escalating.
Similar to what happened in Henry Danger's "The Trouble With Frittles", getting involved in snack politics has very bad outcomes as while at a press conference in Swellview Park Captain Man shows up to prank Jack
Captain Man then gets a launch machine and shoots Jack Frittleman with a can of Captain Man salsa. Which spills all oveer Jack.
Wanting revenge,
Jack shoots him with a can of chips and they start firing the machines at each other going crazy and chaotic as the park is now under abuzz, but Ray accidentally launches cans at light and sound machinery, causing it to malfunction. The workers tell them to evacuate and the entire park explodes.
Pretty chaotic that the two presidents just destroyed Swellview Park right…? Well back to class presidency.
The boyz (Buddy, Blayze and Justin) are all doing drastic measures for their ad campaigns such as destroying Justin's skateboard, getting Blayze beaten up by bullies and destroying Buddy's personal belongings along with ads and kiosks that send a message saying each other sucks.
Katie on the other hand is being a regular, fair and good candidate. She's doing stuff proper like a real president would and just wants the support of the 12 graders with their will.
Back to the Man's Nest, Schwoz and Caesar are doing intense things to see who's the best handyman, fighting over fixing cars, the monitor, the operating system, the spinning couch that Danger Force are still on, and more. The score is currently Schwoz with 35 successful fixes and Caesar with 41.
The Chemocracy and PePublicans are planning to prank each other, going to the White House and both plan to throw food at each other.
But obviously, since they're planning the same prank accidentally a food fight breaks out. The food fights is very chaotic and vicious spilling food and drinks all over the place completely destroying the sacred residence.
Buddy, Blayze, and Justin continue doing dirty acts for their campaign going all out to win class presidency including bribing teachers and students also vandalizing flyers while Katie continues to do a clean campaign
Schwoz and Caesar continue the war in trying to fix everything, but in doing so accidentally cause a Man Cave earthquake in the mine room/crystal diamond room after doing a beam kick trying to straighten it back in place as rumbling rocks and dust smother them.
As the three elections get more and chaotic as the rivalries are at an all time high, only one question remains.
Who will be president in the electoral votes?
Captain Man and Kim Talz or Jack Frittleman and JK Lance
Buddy Fudgers, Justin Jake, Blayze or Katie
Schwoz or Caesar
We will find out..
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - ELECTION DAY - 6:30pm
This is it.
The big day has come.
Nobody can afford a loss.
It's a fireworky cold night.
But it doesn't matter as everyone is watching live.
It is time for.
ELECTION DAY!!!
Danger Force are all dressed in amazing suits and dresses as the results for Schwartz vs Fer
The nest has turned into a bustling party hotel as hundreds of people are gathered for the election, similar to how it was in Krampapalooza
The nest has been decorated with red white and blue lights, USA election themed decorations, a food court, hotel contents, a pool on the balcony, a trampoline and more as it's a big watch party
Vice Mayor (speaking into mic on podium)
Now I would like to thank Danger Force for hosting this watch party for us lazy people who don't want to attend the election venues!
Everyone claps and cheers
Vice Mayor
Tonight we will watch the live real time race for Captain Man & Talz vs Frittleman & Lance, the custom school broadcast for local school Swellview Zero High's class president, and right here right now Schwoz Schwartz vs Caesar Fer.
Everyone cheers and claps applauding the big night
Danger Force are still sitting on the couch but grab a microphone
AWOL
Everyone make sure you enjoy yourselves and have fun make yourself at home and explore the elections don't begin for another 2 hours so have fun.
Everyone cheers and claps running off to the party as it's time for the president's big night.
INT. SWELLVIEW CITY HALL - CAPTAIN MAN'S OFFICE - EVENING
Captain Man is fixing his tie preparing for the big night feeling all the pressure looking in the mirror
Suddenly, a knock is heard at the door.
Captain Man
Come in!
The audience cheers as Brad and Henry walk in and Ray smiles
Captain Man (smiling)
Oh my god this is so…
Brad
What's up dude..
The three hug as Ray feels emotional seeing his two best friends in the world coming to see him on his big day
Henry (chuckling)
Look I think we all know you don't care about the Swellview Snacks.
Brad
Yeah you're probably only running cause your jealous Jack has attention and Captain Mayonnaise is a flop.
Captain Man looks offended
Captain Man
Hey I'll have you know the new salsa I added is doing big on sales!
Henry
That's literally only cause you're running for president they have to vote for the snacks!
Ray looks mad
Captain Man
Whatever.
Brad
No but dude in all seriousness good luck.
Captain Man
Thanks guy.
Ray daps both of them up
INT. SWELLVIEW'S ZERO HIGH - HALLWAY - NIGHT - ELECTION DAY
The hallways are spray painted Red, White and Blue as it's time for the class president election results and the hallways are bustling and packed with everyone gathered to see the results
Principal Hawkins
Okay Zero's it's time to see who will be class president for Ms Clunck's 12th Grade class.
Everyone claps and applauses
Principal Hawkins
Our candidates are Buddy Fudgers.
Everyone cheers
Principal Hawkins
Katelyn "Katie" Penelope
Everyone cheers and claps
Principal Hawkins
Blayze Abraham
Everyone cheers
Principal Hawkins
And Justin Jake.
Everyone cheers and claps
Principal Hawkins
Your winner and 12th Grade Stacey Clunck class presidents is…
Everyone rumbles and does a drum roll
Principal Hawkins reads his card after counting the votes
Principal Hawkins
Katelyn Penelope!!
Everyone cheers and applauses as confetti spills all over Katie who has a big smile and is laughing being smothered with love
Katie
Wow…
The boys all look disappointed in the result
Katie signs autographs and takes pictures with everyone happy as a great leader
Buddy
Guess we shoulda have worried about ourselves.
Justin
Yeah presidency is about changing for the people. Not for yourself or your party.
Blayze
She deserves it.
The three now smile at Katie's success as she's now a star
INT. MAN's NEST MAIN ROOM- - ELECTION DAY - 9PM
Danger Force and the rest of hundreds of attendees are watching the live election
Schwoz (eating popcorn)
I'm so happy I won handyman.
Everyone shhh's Schwoz
Schwoz
Ewwww you guys sprayed it…
Shoutout
We're about to see who won Captain Man or Jack Frittleman
Trent
Jack Frittleman wins the 2026 election and is set to become the 48th President of the United Swellview Snacks.
Everyone claps for Jack
Volt (whispering to the gang)
I bet Ray's so mad rn.
Mary
It looks like Frittles will be in vending machines and all over town instead of Captain Man's Salsa. This Mary Gaperman from KLVY signing off
Trent
There will be 4 more years of Frittles and the PePublicans. Everyone have a spectacular night!
Brainstorm turns the monitor off
Shoutout
Well looks like Captain Man loss.
AWOL
I hope he's okay.
The camera flips to the next day Ray is kicking the beam violently in the mining room out of manchild temper tantrum rage as Danger Force can feel the nest rumbling and having an earthquake as they are sitting on the couch suffering
Mika (yelling over the chaos)
I DONT THINKKKK HES OKAAAAYY
Chapa/Miles/Mika/Schwoz/Bose
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The guitar riff plays thus ending the episode in a comedic way as Ray continues raging.
Author's Note: Sorry Danger Force have a more minor role this episode, staying on the couch for the entirety it was just kind of written that way they didn't have any room for a main plot.
Please do not take these politics seriously! Just in fun lol.