A/N: Deadpool vs The World! Who's going to come out on top? The fate of Total Drama, and history hangs in the balance!
Also, voting is now closed. Thank you to everyone that sent in suggestions/voted on the polls!
Had to change the name a bit because the original was too large to fit as a title(At least on FF Dot Net)
New York, Earth 1610; Ultimate Marvel Universe(Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions Video Game)
New York's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, in the symbiote suit once again, much to his chagrin, is seen swinging around New York.
"I hope I can find this next fragment soon. The sooner I get this done, the sooner I can finally take this symbiote off." Spidey thought.
He swung by a store that had several TVs in the window, the TVs showing Deadpool on a platform, microphone in hand.
"This guy again? I could have sworn he died." He said aloud.
"Last time on Total- ah forget it. Skip the recap! It's technically the same episode anyway. Now, let's talk about the real reason why we're all here!" An explosion was seen as the Pain Factor logo was seen on the screen.
The screen then transitioned to different graphics with the mercenary on each of them as he continued to talk. "Welcome ladies and gentleman, new and old, including Total Drama fans to PAIN FACTOR! The only show where you compete for your life! With your host…. The anti-hero for hire… the mask for your task… the guy who won't die…. DEADPOOL!" The screen transitioned to Deadpool performing several tasks including black ops, assassinations and coming to someone's birthday party.
"And remember, I'm more than just a host! I'm also available for black ops missions, assassinations and birthday parties!"
"I don't know what's weirder, that this guy can somehow come back from the dead, or that someone was crazy enough to give him a TV show." Spider-Man said aloud, hanging from a lamp post to watch.
"Coming up, we've got a very special Pain Factor episode! With some very special guests running the gauntlet! Hint, it's one of the guys that watching me right now! Five seconds to guess."
"Well, at the very least he's not trying to go after mutants again. I hope."
"Time's up! It's you, Spider-Man!" Deadpool exclaimed before pointing at the screen.
The web-slinger was caught off guard by the sudden callout. "Wait, what?"
"That's right! Our biggest special guest today will be the one, the only, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man! Because he needs this!" A picture of a fragment of the Tablet of Order and Chaos was seen as the Grand Prize.
"Television, you are a cruel mistress."
"So, will he step up to the plate and compete with reality hanging in the balance? Find out on this special crossover episode of Pain Factor!"
Spidey sighs. "Well, guess I got no choice." He went off to find Deadpool, only to realize he had no idea where the show was located and swung right back, hoping to get an answer.
"Today's show is located on an Oil Rig! You know, in case you actually want to join. Please join! Pretty please? I even sent a helicopter over! It'll be waiting for you a couple of building down."
"Well, if you insist on having me. Why not?" He said, shrugging before getting back to swinging again. "Although, a couple of buildings overthere's no way that-" He stopped as soon as he saw said helicopter waiting for him. "Okay. I don't know if I should be impressed or creeped out." He goes to land and sees the pilot waiting for him.
"You don't happen to know a guy named Deadpool right? Red and black? Hates mutants? May or may not be a zombie?" Spidey asked him.
"Hop in." The pilot said, already recognizing the web-slinger, even with the black suit. The pilot looked to be a younger man in his 20s with short blonde hair and sunglasses.
"Eh, no thanks. I still want some fresh air. I'll hang on the bottom. Forgive me for being a little skeptical since it's, you know, Deadpool."
The pilot shrugged. "Trust me, I wouldn't try to kill you. I'd lose in five seconds. But…suit yourself. Just don't blame me if you fall off."
Oil Rig
Spider-Man was seen hanging below the helicopter as they approached the Oil Rig.
"You know, you could have just ridden inside like a normal person." Deadpool called out via a loudspeaker.
"Man, you are not that self-aware are you? Also, did you really need all of this for a game show? Can someone say 'overcompensating'?" Spidey replied before landing on the ground when he was close enough to do so.
Deadpool was seen on all of the screens, microphone in hand. "Hey, hey Spidey! I can call you Spidey, right?"
"Uh, sure?"
"Great! So glad you could join me for today's special webisode!" Deadpool says before laughing a little. " 'Cause you shoot the webs. Anyway, can you wait just a second? Like five? Ten?"
"Look, can we get this over with? I don't know about you, but I've got places to be." Spidey asked, arms folded as three platforms were raised.
Seconds later, several people appeared on these platforms and were immediately caged. Everyone instinctively tried to break out of them but couldn't.
"I can't cut through!" Asta said.
"I'm gonna let you out, I promise! Kinda wouldn't be fun if I brought you over here to do nothing." Deadpool said to them.
"Holy smokes! Okay, you didn't say anything about hostages being in this." Spidey said as he balled his fists, now starting to get angry.
"Hostages? No, no, no, no, these are the hostages!" Deadpool said as he dropped down, gesturing to the screens behind him, which showed Reagan, Dwayne, Chris, Chef, Heloise, The Supreme Kai of Time and Towa all tied up and over the same death traps they were above before. Although this time, their mouths were uncovered as they were all unconscious. Well, everyone was in the same traps but Towa, who seemed to have been over something that looked like blue water.
"Although, I wouldn't consider her or Chris hostages." Deadpool said, referring to Towa. "I mean, these are the same guys that tried to kill people!"
"Where are my parents!?" Octavia asked him.
"Oh them? I sent them back to Hell. I think you've got enough motivation already. Who do you think I am? Towa?"
"If they're really real, then how'd you find them?" Doyle asked.
"That's easy. With this!" Deadpool said before pulling out Towa's staff. "So it turns out she actually sent them into a space between dimensions. Once you go in, the only way to pull someone out is with her staff. And yeah, it is not pretty in there, I'll tell you that much. If you've ever been to the Shadow Realm or the Doom Dimension, it's kinda like those."
"So you freed them just to capture them and then threaten to kill them if we lose on this show?" Myron asked.
"Dude, not gonna lie…" Chris said before coughing a bit and overhearing what was being said. "This sounds like a cry for attention. In like the worst ways possible. I told you you could have been an intern."
Deadpool pulled a lever that lowered Chris dangerously close to the sharks before lowering him back up.
"Okay, okay, I think I'll stop talking now." Chris said.
"Yeah. Probably a good idea." Deadpool said to him. "Besides, I'm not even the Deadpool you guys know. I'm from the Ultimate Universe. Real name is Wadey Wilson not Wade Wilson. Well, an alternate Ultimate Universe anyway. One specifically made for this game. Time placement? After I got my head blown off by Kitty Pryde. And we're gonna talk about her a little bit later."
"If you have her, I swear-" Spider-Man started before Deadpool cut him off.
"Cool your jets Spidey! She's not here. Only ones you gotta worry about saving are hung up here."
"Yeah, please do that. If you don't mind." Chris said.
Dwayne started to groan before waking back up. "Man, I feel awful."
"Friendly tip. Don't look down. Or to the side." Deadpool said to him.
When Dwayne realized he couldn't move his hands, he looked in the exact places Deadpool warned him not to look while also realizing he was tied up and couldn't break free and yelled.
"I told you not to look those ways and what did you do?"
"Well, at the very least, they're actually alive." Doyle commented.
"Not gonna be for long if you don't win. Which, spoiler alert, you won't. The author already told me."
"Well, he certainly acts like the other one." Rally said.
"Yeah. You can thank Spidey and company for that one."
"Me? Don't look at me. You decided to do all of this on your own, bud." Spidey said.
"Okay, fair point. It was also probably the game writers too, who I bet knew the original was garbage and wouldn't have made a fun boss fight. I'll uh, read a bit of my game bio at some point during the episode. That'll hopefully clear things up. Can I get you guys anything before we officially start the ep? A snack? A drink? We got coffee here too."
"This guy cannot be serious." Young Bennett said.
"How 'bout the fragment?" Spidey asked Deadpool, which caused him to laugh.
"Okay, that's a good one." Deadpool said before quickly adding a "no."
"Well, at least I asked."
"Can you get us out of here and free them so we can leave?" Lanolin asked.
"Also, no. Only if you win. Which again, you won't."
"So if you're so confident that you'll win, why promise you'll free them if we beat you?" Hinata asked.
"And give me the fragment?" Spidey added.
"Yeah. There's literally no point of us competing if the outcome's already decided." Tsukishima added.
"Because suspense, and the reasons why it happened, duh. Look, no one said a thing when MemeKing did something similar in Infinite 3! And I'm gonna get to him in a minute too."
"Who?" Spidey asked, confused before brushing it aside. "A-are we gonna start the show or not? Feels like you're just wasting time."
"Wait! What kind of snacks do you have?" Happy asked Deadpool.
"You did not just ask that."
"Actually, I'm kinda hungry too. Happy's got the right idea." Natsu said.
"You guys are always hungry though." May said before her stomach was also heard growling.
Myron was also seen clutching his stomach a bit as well.
"You're hungry too huh?" Toxsa said to him.
"Yeah. I was trying to hold off." Myron said, blushing a little out of embarrassment.
"Okay! Food break! And then, after that, we'll get to the show!" Deadpool said. "And also, no funny business! Try anything, including stopping time and all of them die, got it? And besides, even if you did do that, you have no clue where I or the others are located so you wouldn't have much time to move anyway."
The cages open.
Spidey sighed. "Alright. Guess I'll get something too."
After they were all given food, drinks and/or snacks, they were all seen eating on the picnic cloths given to them.
"I don't get it. He was never this talkative. Or was like this. Did that last fight really mess with his head?" Spidey said to the others, his mask only off enough for him to eat.
"Some of it might be that staff too. He was giving himself dark energy from it." Young Bennett said.
"Considering what that dark magic does to people, having it mess with his head isn't exactly out of the question." Axl said.
"And that's the other thing. Where are you guys from? How'd he get you involved?" Spidey asked.
"Just like you want that fragment, we want to save them. Well, everyone except Towa." Randy replied.
"Yeah. Let's be honest, no one here wants to save her. And if they say they do, they're probably lying just so they won't sound 'bad' or 'evil'." Zak said.
"Also, how do we know you're not going to go crazy yourself wearing that suit?" Hailey asked Spidey. "We have a bit of experience with a couple of black suit Spider-Men. And one that sounded strangely like you too."
"So you know about the black suit huh? Trust me, I was against wearing this too. But I had no choice. Madam Web says I was gonna need it if I hoped to have a chance against the guys with the fragment. She said her psychic powers would be able to stop it from taking over like it did before. So far, she's been right. I beat Electro no problem, in control the whole time." He explained. "I'm hoping it stays that way. But I won't hang my hat on it. That's why I hope I can finish this quick. Because if I lose control again….." He stops himself and shook his head.
"If it's anything like what we saw before, I don't think any of us want that to happen either."
Eventually, all of them finished.
"Alright! Now that everyone's finished, before we start for real, anyone gotta use the bathroom? Anyone?"
A few people raised their hands.
Once they went, with Deadpool telling them where they bathroom was, they all returned to where the others were.
"You know, I didn't expect those bathrooms to be that clean." Aomine said.
"Yeah. Nice job. Now if only you could let everyone go." Yulaw said.
"He already established he's not gonna do it. Don't think telling him the bathroom's clean is gonna change his mind." Maki said.
"She's right. Really appreciate it but it's not gonna happen. But seriously though, I make sure those bathrooms are clean. Just because I'm a merc doesn't mean I don't like being clean. Oh, and take some weapons, or whatever. Mostly for non-superpowered peeps. Can't make this too easy. That would be boring!" Deadpool said as weapons were dropped down via drones. These weapons included bats, staffs, bow and arrows, crossbows, shields and rifles. "Alright, we're rolling in 5…."
"4…."
"3…."
"2…"
"1… and…." Deadpool, off camera, gives the signal for the camera to start rolling.
"Welcome welcome welcome to Pain Factor! Our contestants have arrived everyone!"
Fire suddenly erupted from the sides of the straight path forward to one of the rooms inside a tower.
"First up, we've got New York's very own Friendly Neighborhood Web-Slinger! Or is he? Maybe he's given up on being friendly again." Deadpool then changes his voice a bit. "The terrifying, the deadly, the amazing, Spider-Man!"
"Just what I wanted. A tasteful introduction. Thanks Deadpool." Spidey commented.
"You're welcome! Now, let's get to the peeps that are gonna be helping em out today. From Total Drama, with its current season Total Drama Across the Multiverse, boasting a massive cast of 96 characters in its current phase of the season, with 50 remaining! Here's your cast! No, I'm not gonna bother reading through all of them, there's literally a list of who's left."
"Unlike Spidey, they're here to save the peeps held captive! Reagan and Dwayne, team members of the now Wave Rippers! And were recently put on the elimination list after being declared missing. But now they're found! Should that mean they should be taken off the list? Not sure, but I do know who's not on the list, Chris, Heloise, Chef, Trunks, Supreme Kai of Time and Towa! Who they're also here to save!"
"Yeah, we're not here to save Towa." Zak said.
"Understandable. Well, all you have to do is lose."
"No one was saying that either."
"Could you, at least one of you, you know, make it seem like one of you wants to save her? You know, for the cameras? This is going on live to millions of viewers."
Spidey sees the camera in the room in the room recording them.
"I'll show you what I think of your cameras." He said before grabbing onto it with a web and pulling forward to kick it and send it into a wall, destroying it.
"Hey! That was a live feed you just killed! Now what am I gonna tell its folks?" Deadpool said before seemingly weeping.
"Tell them it was a mercy killing. If they've seen your show, they'll understand why I did it."
The cast follows Spidey to the other door that was open and made their way to another part of the rig. The static monitors cut back on a few seconds later.
"Listen, I can't have you guys runnin' around smashin' my cameras. It'll ruin the show. So you're gonna have to tangle with my army! And by army I mean production assistants and by production assistants I mean unpaid interns and by unpaid interns I mean my fans! You're gonna have to battle my fans!"
Deadpool's fans came out of the door that was in front of them. All of them either had Deadpool-theme baseball bats or rifles, the former of which being part of the DP Merch. The same with their masks and combat armor.
"You're goin' down." One of the fans said.
"Are these just regular people?" Rally asked.
"And? You're just a regular person too!" One of them countered.
"Wow. These are your henchmen? Lamest. Villain. Ever." Spidey remarked.
"You heard DP, take em out!" One of the fans with a rifle said to the others before they all started to attack.
Rally, Becky and May all took cover, with the latter of the three grabbing Zee and bringing him down behind one of the boxes as well.
"Just because some of them can tank bullets doesn't mean all of us can. Unfortunately, we're not one of the bullet tankers." Rally said to him, pistol out. Becky also having hers out as well.
"Wait, you're not thinking of actually killing these guys are you? They're just fans!" Zee said.
"I hope it doesn't come to that. We'll let May carry the load with her grenades. But it's either them or us if push comes to shove." Rally said.
Several of the fans attempted to shoot at Jotaro, but none of the bullets connected, with his Stand blocking them all before he barreled over all of them with it and destroying their rifles after.
And the same thing was happening with the others, with Spidey using many of the abilities seen with the previous Symbiote wearers.
"Honestly, I almost feel bad for these guys. Almost. Maybe if they weren't trying to kill me." Spidey said as he spun one of them around and threw him into a crowd of others.
This same group was shocked by Paul's Electivire before going unconscious.
One of them tried to catch Adrien, who was Cat Noir, off guard with a bat strike from behind, but he was able to catch it.
"Sorry. Looks like this means you're out!" Adrien said before taking the bat away and punching him in the face numerous times until he fell unconscious.
Several more were heard screaming as mushrooms were seen coming out of their body, which made even Zak creeped out.
"She's got serious issues." Zak said to Toxsa.
"Says the guy that's literally supposed to be an evil counterpart."
"Never once have I thought of making something that'll make people sprout mushrooms."
"Still doesn't make you a good guy."
"If I'm such a 'bad guy', then how come I haven't been booted yet?"
"Because you haven't done anything to annoy us." Ayame, in her Power Change form said bluntly.
Once they took care of the rest of his fans, a camera was seen in the distance. Natsu was the first to get to it and smash it. The feed cut off for a few seconds, before it was turned back on.
"Guys! I said not to destroy the cameras! Are you deaf?" Deadpool said to them.
"No, we heard ya." Spidey said.
"So, all we gotta do is find and destroy these cameras." Natsu guessed.
"Looks like it. Deadpool's annoyed. So let's tick him off even more."
"Let's split up. You find a camera, destroy it." Zero said to them.
All of them began to explore the rig. Within each of these areas awaited more of Deadpool's fans. But this time, enhanced by dark magic. The cameras they found also had auto-defense guns mounted to them.
"You guys know how much I paid for those? Enough for me to tell you to STOP DESTROYING THEM! Come on guys! Stop em already! You just gonna let these dopes roll over you?" Deadpool said.
A few more cameras were destroyed before more cameras appeared in the air and came from under the platforms.
"How many of these things do you have!?" Randy asked.
"Come on, you thought I wouldn't have a backup plan? The show must go on!"
"This isn't doing anything but getting your fans hurt. Just come down here and fight us already!" Sendo said as he hit one of them in the chin hard. All of them were suddenly blocked from advancing any further in the areas they were in. Whether by cages or by the doors closing.
"Nope! But I am gonna talk a bit about you for a sec! Oh, but before I do that, here's that whole bio thing. Where I talk about me before I talk about you. This first part isn't part of the game bio though." Deadpool clears his throat. "Guys, could you keep them busy while I do this? Thanks."
Reinforcements appeared to challenge them along with a couple of bigger, club/hammer wielding brutes.
"There once was a man named Wadey Wilson, who came from humble beginnings. A USMC sergeant that would fight in the Wakanda Wars. After surviving a near-death experience, he would take on the mantle of Deadpool, that's me by the way, and would remodel himself with cybernetics."
"So….is he really trying to get his guys to kill us while he tells us his life story?" Louie asked.
"Yes. Yes he is." Spidey said. "I can't believe it either."
"Why? To kill mutants that's why! Why? And I quote, from Ultimate Spider Man Issue 92." He flips through the pages of said comic before finding the page of what he was looking for. " 'The other way to look at it is… you're sickening, unholy, genetic freaks who have no business being alive in the first place. Plus you animals are international mutant terrorists. We're doing the world a favor by putting you down and we're going to entertain millions of people while we do it.' Yes, the Reavers and I were on a TV show before this one. It got cancelled when we all were defeated or killed."
"Yeah? Well how about we cancel this one too." Sly said as he smashed a camera.
"Not happening! Unlike before, I did absolutely nothing wrong! Here's where the game bio kicks in. 'And now, ever since returning from his apparent death while facing Spider-Man and the X-Men, even his very sanity is in question (he thinks he's in a video game!). Deadpool still lives for the spotlight, however, and for a chance to kill mutants live, televised and with very few commercial breaks. Or just Spider-Man. He'll settle for Spider-Man. You know… revenge and everything.'"
"In question? I don't think there's a doubt about where your sanity is now." Isagi said.
"And that ladies and gents is what brings us to today! Of course, our wonderful hot demon babe Towa decide to stop by. Unfortunately it wasn't for me to hit. It was so she could make me one of her slaves. And no, not in that way. I literally just mean her controlling me. But, she underestimated my power, thinking she had the ups on me with that dark magic. And she didn't. I played along a little. And when I realized what she could give me along with that fragment. I knew I had to get it again. So, I disguised myself as Dabura. Yes, I can literally do that with a holographic generator to disguise myself. And then I took her out and Shen and took her staff. Which I then used to take the others you saw with her. I would you know, send her in between dimensions like she did to you guys but, putting her in holy water as she yells out in pain is a lot better don't you think? That and I tried to get her to talk so I could get Bardock too, but she won't tell me where he is. What? You thought I just kept her alive because I felt bad for her? No! And apparently she's not the only one. Now, stay tuned, we've got a couple of viewers here that'll tell you exactly how they feel about her during this break. And then, when we return, we'll talk about the others!"
The monitor cut to static before changing to footage of viewers.
"A commercial break, while he still tries to kill us. I've seen it all." Spidey said. "At least tell your guys to wait!"
Mandy was seen on the screen first, at her house. "I could care less about what happens to Chris or the rest. Especially Chris. The food and the cabins were absolute trash. Make sure she goes. And no, it's not because I care about what she did to the others. I really don't."
Grim was heard laughing in the background. "She's upset because Towa controlled her. Now you see how it feels to be forced to serve someone like a slave!"
Mandy gave him a death stare which caused Grim to immediately clear his throat and move to another room.
After he left, she looked back at the screen. "Kill her. Before I do it for you. And possibly kill you too. And if I do, you can bet you're not coming back."
"So Mandy got controlled by Towa too. Kinda funny when you really think about it." Courtney commented.
"You still won't get over the fact of how you got eliminated, huh?" Riley asked her.
"Nope."
"At least you're honest."
The next one was at Titans Tower. "So, I vote for her to come here and we take her for some 'interrogation'. Who says no?" Beast Boy said.
"Beast Boy. No." Raven said, who was in the background reading.
"What? Maybe we could I don't know, do something to help her!"
"He is right. However, what Towa has done can also not be forgiven so easily." Starfare said.
"Starfire, BB, we're not bringin' her here. Personally, I- you know what? I'm just gonna be quiet." Cyborg said off camera.
"Seriously though Towa. The stuff you did? Not cool girlfriend." Beast Boy said before the screen changed to next one.
Robert Freeman was seen next. "She is goin' around messin' with people's families. I don't care how hot she is! Kill that b*tch! Although, she shoulda made me her slave. I could do what Deadpool couldn't and fix her." He said before raising his eyebrows twice.
"Ew granddad! We ain't need to hear all that." Riley said off camera, getting juice.
"Shut up boy! And go cut that damn grass!"
"I already cut it!"
"Well go cut it again!"
"What? That don't make no sense!"
"But me takin' them games is gonna make a whole lotta sense isn't it?"
"Alright, alright!"
Robert waited until he left until he took a look at the camera. "You get a chance, come on over to Woodcrest and come talk to granddad. Maybe you could help my grandsons stay outta trouble."
Next was Roshi. "On one hand, with everything she's done, I say whatever happens to her she did to herself. On the other…." He started to laugh as his cheeks began to turn rosy red.
"Get out of the way, old man." Android 18 said, moving him so she could be on the screen. "Just so you know, I don't feel any type of sympathy for you. I'm sure you know what that means."
"Wait! Deadpool! See if you can-"
Android 18 takes the remote from him. "Give me this." She then changes the channel herself and cuts off the camera.
Deadpool returned and played a bonk sound.
"Glad I cut that off. If I had to hear another person secretly being horny for her I might have tried to kill myself. Well, at least it's not Death Battle in that Mahito versus Shigaraki fight. Five seconds on the screen? Really?"
(A/N: I have not seen that fight. I honestly haven't watched a Death Battle in a while, so if you ask me my opinion on it or other recent ones I wouldn't be able to tell you a thing. Literally all I know about that fight is what I just referenced. And that's just because I saw other people talking about it)
"Okay, with all of that out of the way we've got one more. From Luckyhill! And he says, 'After the whole thing with Deadpool I hope to not see Towa again for a long time in this story! I hope forever.' Well, you might get that wish. Depending on how things turn out today. And now, back to our show!"
The doors opened and the cages lifted.
"Took you long enough." Spidey said.
"Sorry. Bathroom break and I needed to make sure I got a few things for the show. So, Sendo. I heard you were attracted to Kumi once. Must be weird to know you and your rival had the same crush."
"I said she was cute. Just cause a girl calls me handsome doesn't mean she's into me." Sendo said, dodging a bat strike.
"Yeah that's a lie. You literally called her a babe. Manga chapter 1021. So you lied in that confessional too."
"Manga? What the hell are you talking about?"
"It's literally right here. See?" Deadpool said on the monitor before showing the actual manga page on the screen.
"I don't know where the heck you got that from but it's still bulls*it."
"Oh yeah? Hey Natsu? You wanna talk about all those times you copped a feel on Lucy's chest while she was naked? Who by the way did nothing to stop you. Or did it late."
"It's called being in a state of shock!" Lucy yelled out.
"I mean if you want to talk about it, I guess we can." Natsu replied to him.
"THERE ISN'T ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT!"
"Trust me, there's a lot to talk about when it comes to you two. But, I'm gonna spare ya for now. But just know you guys are great together. If only Hiro Mashima could actually pull the trigger instead of throwing a hundred thousand teases."
"Who the heck does this guy think he is? Stalking weirdo….he better pray we don't find him." Lucy said, hiding her face as she was blushing.
"Well I mean he's got a point." Happy said. "How do you keep letting that happen?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAPPY! WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH HIM!?"
"Okay, okay, I'll take it easy on your team. Now, let's talk about our good ol' author. Did you know that he's never drank coffee at all in his life? Won't say his age, but he's definitely an adult."
"Oh wow. Someone doesn't drink coffee. What a huge secret." Rally said in a deadpan tone.
"Oh so you want me to dig in huh? I didn't know you liked that type of stuff."
"No, that's not what I-" Rally started before almost being hit in her arm by a bullet. "You know what? I'm just gonna ignore you for now."
"Someone here is gonna get robbed. Big time. And I don't mean having their money or anything stolen from them. Well, I mean the former technically is gonna happen though. Can't wait to see how they're gonna react when it happens."
"By robbed you mean losing a challenge we weren't supposed to lose? Good to know." Isagi said.
"Alright. Next one! I'm just gonna say this. Karma is gonna be coming soon. And when it does, it's gonna hit pretty hard. Some of it good. Some of it bad. Just throwing that out there."
"So what are you? Santa Claus?" Zak said to him as he tripped up one of the larger brute fans with his Fang.
"Nope! But I could be! If you ask, that is."
"I didn't." Zak said in a deadpan tone.
"Speaking of you, wonder if there's a Wadi in your world. Gotta be. So what's the opposite of a kleptomaniac? Just someone that doesn't steal? I don't know, sounds kinda boring. Yeah, no wonder why you never got with her."
"Who?"
"Eijun! Buddy! You're not as innocent as you make it out to be. You looked at Rei's chest. And Rally's. And blushed. And no Kagami before you blow a gasket, it wasn't your Rei. It's the one at his school Seido."
"Look, it was just something I happened to see! What else was I supposed to do? Looking doesn't make me some weirdo like Aomine." Eijun said.
"So you think I'm a weirdo huh? I'll make sure I remember that." Aomine said as he zipped towards him, a comically unnerving grin on his face.
"Well, you do have those magazines. You definitely deserve a lot of bonks buddy. I saw how you looked when you saw Weiss in that Shermie outfit."
"Eh. You kinda said some stuff we already knew."
"I mean, I could-"
"Okay! Okay! Chill!" Aomine said as he dodged several punches and bat swings before hitting them on the head with one of their own bats.
"Anyway, back to Eijun. I wonder what's the best ship? You and Wakana? Haruno? Or the tire? Or is it Miyuki? Or Furuya? Or Chris? And I mean Seido Chris. Not Total Drama one. Who I got to cover their mouth of by the way."
"What? What the heck are you talking about!?" Furuya and Eijun yelled out.
"He's just messing with you. Relax." Miyuki said, laughing a little.
"So, Miyuki. About that time you blushed at Rei."
"That wasn't anything. Rei isn't like that. And I…. was just a little embarrassed. Was just an awkward moment for me at the time. After that, I made sure I apologized to her." Miyuki said.
"Fair. I know the real reason. Was just messin' with ya. You had a horrible way with words back then too. Just goes to show that you need more than a pretty face. I mean look at Kageyama."
"What about me, huh!?" Kageyama said. "DO YOUR WORST, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME! ALL I DO IS PLAY VOLLEYBALL!"
"He's not lying there." Tsukishima commented.
"Well, how about the irony that you call Hinata stupid when you're just as, if not more dumb than him. Dude, you teamed up with Hinata because you failed the exam for the school you wanted to go to. Thank Tsukishima for that."
"Yeah. Also, 'more dumb'."
"You're gonna get exposed real soon grammar nazi. And when it happens, I'm gonna laugh!"
"Sooo, you couldn't have done it right now?"
"Nope! Too early! I won't judge though. Everyone's got different tastes." Deadpool said, which only caused Tsukishima to raise an eyebrow, unknowingly at one of the cameras that started to shoot at him, causing him to immediately run before Slazor destroyed it.
"Gary! So, about Superstars… 0 out of 10! You eliminated me! I'm gonna freakin' kill ya. Nah but seriously though. I was surprised. A little p*ssed. Okay, a lot p*ssed. But still, no ill will. At least not enough to where I'll unfairly slander you or anything like that. I'm still gonna kill you though."
"So, why exactly do you wanna kill this guy again if you don't have that much ill will towards him? I mean, if you wanna kill him, sounds like you got a lot to me." Spidey said as he slammed two fans into each other with his arms.
"Let's see, doesn't do research about characters, writes the most generic, boring dialogue ever. Keeps mentioning Bender staying over and over again in Infinite. Calls Universe out for generic writing, which may be somewhat true but still, super ironic. Begs for reviews. Pads out Multiversal Madness with some of the laziest crap ever. And has a bunch of cringe and/or racist jokes in the same story."
"Yeah. That last part. You must not know what self-awareness and irony means do you?"
"Oh that wasn't me saying any of that. I was just looking at the criticisms that everyone else says." Deadpool says, putting the paper he had in his hand down and pulling a lever that sent out drones that started attacking them as well. "I personally couldn't care less. I just wanna kill him because he eliminated the other me early. That's all."
"But he doesn't hate him, he says." Louie said.
"Hey MemeKing! So, you decided right off the bat to eliminate at the beginning of the episode for a triple elimination! And you thought I was just gonna take that lightly! Nope! Don't care if you put me in alliance in Infinite 1. Don't care if you said I was fun. I'm comin' for you too. Not gonna be any damages to work off if the author's dead!"
"So, what exactly makes you any better than Towa or Chris? Because you seem more demented than those two at the moment." Young Bennett asked.
"Glad you could ask. I go after people that deserve it! Those two that I just mentioned deserve it! Subwayguy too! I guess I'll give MasterKat a pass. To the afterlife! Nope! No one gets a pass! Not even the author writing these lines! Oh, and I can't forget our boy G-Man too. Can't complain about me being overused if you're dead! You wanna blame someone? Blame the writers!" He then whispers close to the camera. "Even if he kinda does have a point about finding stuff to do. Turning me into a racist is NOT finding stuff to do though. Well I mean it is, but it isn't good."
"Okay, so these sound like authors or writers. Last time I checked, an author doing something you didn't like doesn't mean they 'deserve to die'." Spidey said.
"Tell that to a lot of people in these fandoms. But anyway, G-Man's not a writer though. He's only a reader."
"Point still stands. Different opinions does not mean they deserve to be killed."
"Lotte. Oh Lotte! So, when's it gonna happen? Any comments?"
"I'm sorry. I…. don't know what you're talking about." Lotte said, genuinely not sure of what he was talking about which only caused Deadpool to sigh and facepalm.
"Morty my man! I mean, you kinda laid a lot out there with the Love Potion stuff and what not. Touching. Too bad I'm not sad enough to spare you! Hate to break it to ya kid, but your dad's dead. Here's the proof." Deadpool said before showing a scroll of eternity that showed Rick Prime killing him.
"You mean….oh… wow." Morty said, unsure of how to respond.
"Morty! Focus!" Rick said to him as he used his laser whips to attack multiple fans before smashing a camera. "You! Shut up already! Jesus Christ!"
"Awww. I was just gonna spill the beans on Bennett though!"
"Look, I don't give a sh*t. Tell me that later."
"Seriously though, is there a mute button for you? I'm almost tempted to say I miss when you weren't talking so much." Spidey said. "Almost. I'd rather that than….you know."
"Well I mean I still wanna kill you anyway because you blew my head off. But let's not talk about that right now. Spidey! The main man! Well, technically not the main man. That's 616, but anyway, let's talk about the time when you switched brains with Wolverine."
"You know Deadpool. I got a question for you."
"Oh, you do? Go ahead!"
"How'd you get a fragment anyway?"
"Simple answer to that question." He sung out "Shaaaaadup". "Now back to you. Symbiote time! Remember when you flipped out and almost killed that robber that shot someone's pops? You thought he was Uncle Ben's murderer and turned into Venom for a sec. Head, tongue, fangs, teeth an all."
"You make it seem like that was cool. I could have easily killed him!"
"But, ya didn't. That's the most important thing. And again, the moment of you actually being Venom for a second was still pretty cool."
"Easy for you to say when you weren't wearing the suit. That right there is the reason why I wanted this thing off me in the first place."
Eventually, they were seemingly able to destroy all of the cameras, something that the show's host wasn't exactly pleased about.
"Congratulations! You destroyed my cameras and ruined my broadcast! You deserve your prize!"
"The fragment?" Spidey asked before he and the others were suddenly trapped in wormholes.
"You didn't even say please! Bad Spidey! Bad!"
Unlike last time, they were all sent in with no one to save them now. Though it was noticeably a lot quicker compared to before too.
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Kagami and Sendo were suddenly in a very dark place. The only lights coming from dim crystals not too far from them.
"Where the hell did he send us to? Is this really the place Reagan and the others were in?" Kagami said aloud after they got to where the light was, so they could see each other.
Large footsteps could be heard. But the source was nowhere to be found.
"Something tells me we need to get moving."
"Yeah. But if we just panic and move without thinking, we might still be in trouble. We don't even know where the footsteps are coming from." Sendo said.
"I can't see but I can hear. And they're coming from the way we just came."
The footsteps started to get closer as noises could be heard from that same direction. But none of them sounded like any type of English at all.
When they looked forward, there didn't seem to be any sort of light in the distance. So Kagami pulled out his phone and used that as a light. When he moved forward, there was a door. However, it opened before they got to it. And when it did, a high pitched scream was heard as some sort of creature began to run out of it. The only thing that could be seen was it was a creature with a yellow-greenish glow coming from its head. It slashed at Kagami, causing him a bit of pain before he instinctively punched it. A couple of more appeared after. Even with them getting rid of those two as well, they were unable to go through.
"Okay, maybe that's not the right-" Kagami started before whatever was coming after them before suddenly came out of nowhere in front of them. Kagami grabbed Sendo and tried to quickly run, but their pursuer slammed the ground with what appeared to have been an axe, the shockwave sending them flying.
More of those smaller creatures from before was heard screaming and preparing to approach them as well.
Kagami looked for his phone and realized he dropped it.
"Sh*t!" He was about to go get it but the giant figure stepped on it and crushed it.
"So for the viewers out there you might be wondering who this guy is in the darkness. I'll tell ya!" Deadpool said back at the oil rig as the rest of the Rats were seen stuck in cages again.
"The foster son of Oryx, the Taken King! The Killer of the Titan Vell Tarlowe, a member of the six-man fire team that attempted to slay Oryx's legitimate son, Crota on the Moon and failed! He is the Darkblade, Alak-Hul! And he is on the hunt to add two more names to his kill count!"
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Meanwhile, Doyle, Bakura, Hanamiya, Diego, Ryoma and Ayame were seen on a rainy rooftop. Awaiting them was two figures: Shockwave and Sundowner, a bald man that, like Raiden, was also a cyborg. And alongside them was Reagan and Dwayne, arms folded as they were also cybernetically enhanced.
"Welcome!" Shockwave said to the six.
"But, if they're here, then who's-" Doyle started, referring to Dwayne and Reagan.
"They're the least of your worries. You're gonna have to go through them." Sundowner said.
Helicopters lowered ladders. Though the first figure to drop down was a red robot with purple eyes that hissed at them like a feral beast ready to pounce.
Dragonfly Jones, Marinette, Cameron, Seth, Marco Diaz and Odalia Blight came down the ladder with him. Everyone but Seth had their bodies cybernetically enhanced. In the case of Seth, also had his android body modified and enhanced.
"Some familiar faces. What do ya think?" Sundowner asked. "Marinette, Cameron. They're healed! And in the case of the others…..eliminated. Abandoned. Rejected. Replaced. 'No interest'. 'Not cool enough'. 'This one's better.' 'They're nothin' but first boots anyway'. 'She can be a team punching bag for all I care'. Are they good enough for ya now!?"
All of them with the exception of Seth, drew High Frequency weapons before getting into a fighting stances, closing their visors.
"Dragonfly Jones, the first boot! Marinette and Cameron! Injured by unfortunate circumstances! Seth, chosen by ChaosBlade but rejected! Marco, chosen by Neon-Trainer alongside Star, but replaced! Odalia! Considered to be nothing more than just a punching bag!" Deadpool said before whispering, "Even if it definitely makes sense why. Now, they're out for blood! Will the team have enough in them to take them out?"
New York(Marvel's Spider-Man PS4/PS5)
Huey, Dewey and Louie, alongside Todd and Riley were all chasing a mutated Dudley Puppy, Stitch and Dr. Connors AKA The Lizard across New York alongside two Symbiote wearing Spider-Men, one of them being the one from the Ultimate Universe they were originally helping. The other being the one that originates in this universe.
"And for the Kings, they're in the process of chasing a mutated Dudley, Stitch and Lizard throughout New York! Can they tame the beasts! Or will the beasts slay them!? Find out after these messages! And this reveal! As the real episode starts! What? Did you really think this whole episode was just gonna be me having you smack around my fans? Laaaame! That's just the Shattered Dimensions level but easier since there's more people. Now, cut to commercial guys!"
Okay, here's some of the characters that are confirmed to appear in this final part:
The Deadpool Corps(Suggested by ChaosBlade327)
Deadpool(X-Men Origins Wolverine)
Banban(Garten of Banban)(Suggested by GoodGuyGary)
Dudley Puppy(Suggested by a Guest)
Stitch(Lilo and Stitch)(Suggested by Luckyhill)
Gwen Tennyson(Ben 10 2005)(Suggested by a Guest)
Toiletnator(Codename Kids Next Door)(Suggested by G-Man 2.0)
Alak Hul, the Darkblade(Destiny 1: The Taken King DLC) & by extension, several other Hive including both normal and cursed thralls
Sundowner(Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
Shockwave(Transformers Devastation/G1)
Seth(Street Fighter)(Requested by Chaosblade327 but didn't make the cut for the cast)
Marco Diaz(Star VS The Forces of Evil)(Requested by Neon-Trainer03; same reasons as above)
Odalia Blight(Owl House)(Same as above)
Takeru Shiba(Samurai Sentai Shinkenger)(Suggested by PotentialStock, a reader from AO3)
Dr. Connors/The Lizard and Peter Parker/Spider-Man(Marvel's Spider-Man PS4/PS5)
Megatron(Transformers Armada)
Osiris(Destiny)
The Vex(The Enemy Race in general)(Destiny)
Slade Wilson/Deathstroke(DC)
Note that this isn't the definitive list. More may appear that's not on this list. See you all on the next chapter!