Itachi said. I hopped on Itachi's back and said, "Don't run so fast, my stomach hurts and I think some of the snacks I ate were expired. Oh, by the way, you think I should dye my hair? I wanna do like half pink, or red, oh or blonde. Wait, no, blonde will clash with my wannabe-emo style.", "I mean sure. But I don't think about hair, ever. So that's your choice, but I am not paying for anything, or responsible if you ruin your hair." he said, "I should've never asked you." I said as I stuck my tongue out. That night I was thinking about if I should get a piercing, but also about if that really is Itachi's little brother. He was 15 when I first met him, and was really, really, really bum-hurt about his brother. He had to murder his entire family, because they were gonna betray the Leaf Village and start World War... two and a half. His brother, who was 8 at the time, didn't know anything about this, so Itachi let him live. If it was me, I would've either ran, or just went with it, even if I didn't want to. That tells you alot about the both of us, and that's why I've stuck around for so long, because Itachi cares. I woke up the next mourning and went to the kitchen, my stomach has been bothering me for the past two days, but I'm glad it's not because I ate expired food. "Itachi! Can you wash my shirt?!" I shouted from the hallway, I was wearing my onesie, but I can't go on missions dressed as I teddy bear. "Sure, you don't have to yell." Itachi said, "Yes I do, it's so quiet here, it's creepy." I said, I opened the fridge, and grabbed the milk, "Who puts an empty carton of milk back in the fridge? It's absurd and preposterous." I said, tossing the milk carton in the can. "Three pointer! Is there any more chocolate cookies?" I asked Deidara, who was sitting at the table. "No, you look stupid in that." Deidara said, "No, I look hug-able." I said, as I grabbed a chocolate muffin. "Itachi, buy more chocolate stuff, my stomach's bugging me." I said as I raided the fridge for more chocolate related items. I ended up staying in my room for two whole days, I was feeling anti-social then I think I was having mood swings from the demonic-blood-ritual-of-puberty... who knows? And when I came out, I looked as pale as a vampire, the melanin in my skin varies, but it should not get Twilight saga pale. Today I'm going to the store, to spend my measly $30 of allowance on clothes. I was walking through a road, skipping and humming, when I got chokeheld, choke holded? Somebody grabbed me from behind, that's better, it was the boy from the Sound Village. He pinned me to a tree, "Hey, get off of me, my stomach hurts." I said, "You're the spy in that tree." he said, "Yeah, and I was on my way to steal the souls of children." I said, irritated, he glared at me. Oh-uh, that was a mistake. Itachi taught me Genjutsu... moderate Genjutsu, I'm not the best at it, but I know it, and that's all that matters. Suddenly we were in a pink, yellow, and blue psychedelic wooden shack. The boy was tied to a chair, I was twirling a kunai in my hand, while I was sitting criss-cross on the floor. "Hey, have you ever wondered how hard it is to be gay, but like not stereotypical gay. Like you wouldn't know I'm pan until I openly said it. It's very hard to ask people out like that. It's funny how there's a stereotype to like everything. The stereotypical weeb, the stereotypical nerd, the stereotypical emo person, weird right. Anyway..." I said as I stood up, "What do you know about my little recon mission." I said, as I walked toward him, "I'm not telling you anything." he said, "Oh, I thought we were gonna do this the easy way. But I don't like the easy way, it's not as fun." I said, as I scratched his forehead. And then we reset, I laid on my back, "So it's either I torture you, or I could talk your ears to death. I'm gonna do both." I said, as I held his head back, and scratched it again. Then we reset, "Have you ever been up at night, and thought, "How was I even born, how was the world created. Was it really a big bang, what if it was a boom, or pop, or crash." I said, as I fell trying to do a handstand. Then I heard him mutter "Release.", oh crap. We were back in the real world, he pinned me to the dirt, as banged my head on the ground, "Bro, why?!" I said, "What did you see?" he asked, "Nothing! I can see why you have aggression problems, its incredibly boring there, isn't it?" I said, he banged my head again, "Ugh, let me go, you dipstick!" I said, he hit my head again, "Stop! You don't know how hard it is to have headaches 𝘢𝘯𝘥 have anxiety?!" I said. Then we both heard something in the bushes, it was just a bird. But I took that as the opportunity to ambush! I tackled him and got on top of him, "So you know how to release a Genjutsu, but can't remember to keep your eyes on a opponent?" I said, as I held my kunai close to his neck. "Now, you've pissed me off, and I kinda wanna kill you. But I won't, that is if you do something for me.", I'm not actually gonna kill him, he's my bestie's brother, and that'll be cruel. And I think that kinda makes him my step brother, which makes what I said about him the first time I saw him, very, very weird. Like forbidden love anime weird. "Well, I was gonna spend $30 on clothes, but now I want you to pay for it." I said, "what?! No, I'm not doing that." he protested, "Look dude, I know 30 different ways to kill someone, and 20 ways to hide the body, so it's comply, or your ass 6 feet under in the woods somewhere." I said as I poked his arm, "Fine." he said, "Okay, cool!" I said as I got off of him. As we walked, I pointed at things like a five year old. Then ran into a store, "Bro! No way, they have my favorite manga here! "as I picked up a yuri manga, hey I'm a sucker for gay things, you could give me last week's trash, if it's rainbow, or in the pansexual flag, I'm gonna love it. "I had a friend who read that. She didn't want anyone to know though." he said, as I showed him the book, "Oh, well tell her that openly gay girls are hot, and cool. All openly gay people are hot and cool, that's why I'm hot and cool." I said, as I put the book in the bag. Then I went to another store, and grabbed 8 shirts, three jeans, two overalls, and three shorts, and tossed them in the bag. I sat at a table, with the additional five bags in my hands, "Hey, lets get ice-cream." I said as I put the bags down.