Hello everyone, shadowsoulwave here. Some of you may know me as the co-writer for Yellowpikmin88's My Incredible Academia after I convinced him to help finish his first arc of his story after his three-year hiatus. I also go by the DeviantArt username Thunderd007 where I have posted many commissioned art that I bought from many artists with most of them being based off the popular The Loud House/Helluva Boss crossover fanfic A Loud Among Demons as well as The Loud House/Hazbin Hotel spinoff crossover fanfic Hell Gets Loud.
With that being said, I decided to create another series based on these two fanfics, or to be more precise, a remake version of Hell Gets Loud with changes and similarities that I hope you guys will enjoy.
Regardless, this fanfic would never have been possible if it wasn't for the great talent of TVFan2244, who created his amazing fanfic of ALAD, and to Epic-Writer0.1 whose original fanfic HGL is great, but I believe that it can be made better.
Disclaimer: I do not own Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel or The Loud House. All properties involved rightfully belongs to their respective owners after all.
Rated M for swearing, violence, suggestive themes, but nothing explicit.
Know then, sit back and relax, for this is:
A Loud at the Hotel
Chapter 1: An Unexpected Journey
Life.
Death.
Heaven.
Hell.
Whatever was in between.
These are concepts that have been on the minds of many of mankind since its beginning and development into what it is today. They say we only live once, and how we choose to live that life determines what happens to our souls in the end. If one lives their life free of sins and mistakes, then they go to a paradise where they can enjoy an eternity of luxury and harmony as a reward for their faith. If one were to live a life filled with unrepentant sin and never atone, they would be doomed to an eternity of suffering and never-ending torment as punishment for their mistakes, with no hope of salvation. This was the belief throughout human history.
But what does it take for one to be worthy of passing through the gates of Heaven? What is considered so unforgiveable for one to be damned to the pits of Hell? Is the concept really as black and white as it appears?
Such questions do not linger on everyone's minds. Some people merely go about their day, living their lives the best they can while they still can. Cases like this can be found all over the world, but a specific one revolved around a very odd and big family living in a small two-story, one-bathroom house in Royal Woods, Michigan, USA. Wherever any member of this American family went, you could bet things would be Loud.
In front of the Loud family house, Lynn Sr and Rita are about to head out for their date night as they talk to their firstborn daughter, Lori, who had arrived from her golf college earlier that day to spend the weekend with her family.
"Goodbye mom and dad, have a fun night you two," said Lori as she waved to her parents.
"Thanks Lori," said Lynn Sr as he was about to enter the family car called Vanzilla."Looking forward to an amazing weekend with you here".
"If anything happens, don't hesitate to call us," said Rita. "And please try to keep the house intact.".
"Relax mom, nothing serious is going to happen," said Lori.
After saying goodbye, both Lynn Sr. and Rita entered Vanzilla and drove off to their date. Once her parents were out of sight, Lori took her phone out of her pocket as she gets ready to video chat her boyfriend Bobby Santiago, or Bobo Bear as she calls him.
"All right, time to call Bobby for our schedule talk," Lori said to herself as she walked inside the house. As soon as she closed the door, she was greeted by all 9 of her younger sisters and little brother, who is the middle child of the Loud siblings.
"Hey, Lori," said all of Lori's 10 siblings at once as they stood in front of her.
"Ahhh!" shouted Lori in surprise as she almost dropped her phone.
"Since you're back home for the weekend, what fun thing do you want to do together?" said Leni.
While Lori was looking forward to talking to her boyfriend, she also wanted to spend time with her family after a hard week of college, plus seeing all of her siblings' pleading faces, how could she refuse?
Lori sighed and said with a smile, "Alright fam, what do you want to do tonight?"
"I wanna have a tea party with a new tea set I got this week!" said Lola.
"Me and the Moon Goats came up with a new song, and I want you dudes to be the first to hear it," said Luna.
"I wanna work on your car so it can drive faster and longer," said Lana.
"I came up with new sets of jokes I want you guys to critique before using them for a party I'm scheduled to perform at next weekend," said Luan.
"I wanna eat ice cream," said Lily.
"The mall is having a major sale and I totes want to go there," said Leni.
"There's a new magic trick I need help working on before showing it to the Amazing Brailster." said Lincoln.
"An all-out family wrestling match in the backyard!" said Lynn
"I'm almost finished with my trans-dimensional portal generator that's capable of transporting anyone to any location, and I would like all of us to test it," said Lisa.
"I want all of us to have a seance so that we can talk to Great Grandma Harriet. These past few weeks, I felt a disturbance. The veil between the lands of the living and the departed will be lifted soon to reveal an eternal conflict between the forces of light and chaos, with us caught in the middle of it, and I hope that Great Grandma Harriet can prepare us for that moment," said Lucy in her monotone voice.
The Loud siblings look at Lucy with a surprised stare. While they are used to Lucy's spooky antics and dark predictions, this was the first time they heard her sound serious and that they needed help from one of their dead relatives.
Lincoln looks to the readers and whispers, "Normally, we just ignore one of Lucy's warnings, but this one doesn't sound like any of the past ones."
Lori shakes her head and says, "Rrrrright" she looks at her siblings to make her decision "After hearing all of your suggestions, I propose we go with…" Lori pauses as the Loud siblings look in anticipation "Lisa's idea".
The Loud siblings groan in sadness/defeat that their suggestion wasn't chosen while Lisa smiles in joy/victory.
"Thank you, eldest sibling," said Lisa. "Glad to hear you're finally interested in one of my scientific endeavors."
"Well, of course I'm interested," said Lori. "Rather than talking to Bobby, I'll use your machine to go to him directly at Great Lakes City!" as she claps her hands and stares in the distance, all starry-eyed.
The Loud siblings stared and groan at Lori in disappointment while Lisa said "Ah, of course, there was an alternative motive."
"But" as Lori continues talking, "We can also do all your other things with Lisa's machine, making it better."
Hearing Lori's second counteroffer made the Loud siblings smile and nod in agreement. As they climbed up the stairs to go to Lisa's/Lily's room, some of them talked about the places they could go.
"I can finally have a tea party with the Royal Family at Buckingham Palace!" said Lola in excitement.
"I can see Bobbie Fletcher race in track down in Texas!" said Lana.
"Let's go to Mexico to see a live Luchador match!" said Lynn
"We can visit every major mall in the world, yeah!" said Leni.
As the Loud siblings enter Lisa's/Lily's room, Lucy is the only one who was going to her/Lynn's room, with Lincoln being the one noticing her. "Hey Lucy, aren't you coming to see Lisa finish her machine before she can use it?
"I'm sorry big brother, but I really need to talk to Great Grandma Harriet about the disturbances I've been feeling," said Lucy as she turns around to talk to Lincoln "I know that you and our other siblings don't take my premonitions seriously, but this is different. If I can prevent or at least prepare us for what's about to come, I'm going to get whatever help I can, even if I have to do it alone".
As Lucy turns around and walks toward her room, she feels a hand on her shoulder and sees its Lincoln.
"Normally I would say you're overreacting and that nothing bad is going to happen" said Lincoln as Lucy sighs in sadness that Lincoln doesn't believe "But, considering all the supernatural stuff that we face like when Morag attack us with Lela when she mind control her in Scotland, the zombie attack at Great Lakes City during that one Halloween, and don't get started with all the ghost encounters, maybe I can believe in this premonition who told us."
As Lincoln smiles and gives Lucy the benefit of the doubt, Lucy also smiles after hearing that her older brother believes her. "Thanks Lincoln, will you help me with the seance? Having at least one more person who will make it go faster."
"Sure thing, Lucy," said Lincoln as both he and Lucy entered Lucy's room.
A few minutes later, everything was prepared. There was a pentagram-like symbol drawn on the floor with chalk, and on top of the symbol were two lit candles that light the room, Great Grandma Harriet's spell book, and a picture frame of her that looks like an older Lucy. Lincoln and Lucy were sitting next to each by the symbol and artifacts as Lucy was about to start the seance.
"All right Lincoln, close your eyes, grab my hands, and focus on Great Grandma Harriet as I try to contact her," said Lucy.
Lincoln nods his head and follows Lucy's instructions. Lucy then starts contacting Great Grandma Harriet. "Oh Great Grandma Harriet, two of your descendants are reaching out for you for guidance." The candles start to flicker. "These past few weeks, I felt that me, my older brother, and the rest of our siblings are about to embark on a task we're not ready for." The candles flicker faster, as well as a cold chill fills the room. "Please show us what is to come so that we can survive this together." The candles continue to flicker, and the chill gets colder, but suddenly, the candles stop flickering and the chill goes away.
As Lucy's and Lincoln's eyes were still close, the shadow that was cast in front of Great Grandma Harriet's picture frame started to go bigger, it cast over both Lucy and Lincoln until it covered the other side of the room. The shadow then started to take form into a female humanoid figure that had huge wings, hair that reached past her hips, long horns shaped like a capital L, a tail with an arrow tip point, long arms with spikes coming out of the elbows, and hands with sharp claws. The shadowy figure stretched out her arms as her hands approached both Lucy's and Lincoln's heads. As soon as the shadowy figure's hands touch both of their heads, both gasp as they start to see visions of various things in their minds.
A red portal coming out of Lisa's/Lily's room, a spiraling red vortex where a laugh of a woman can be heard, a giant golden blimp attacking a city, a sign that reads Hazbin Hotel, a mansion, a tall golden building with a giant hour glass showing inside a clock tower, a golden gate high above the clear skies, an army of flying winged beings with smiling LED mask, and a being with black/white wings, antlers, and halo fighting another being with golden wings.
After seeing that last vision, both Lucy and Lincoln open their eyes as they gasp, and the shadowy figure disappears before they can see it. As Lucy and Lincoln started huffing from what they saw, Lincoln was the first one to speak. "Lucy, did you see what I also saw?" as both of his hands was on the floor while trying to process what happen.
"Saw it, felt it, and for the first time in all of my premonitions, was truly terrified of it," said Lucy.
"But if what we saw will happen, then that means…" Before Lincoln could answer, he and Lucy heard Lynn calling out to them.
"Yo Linc, Luce, get your butts over here, Lisa's about to start up her machine!" Hearing what Lynn said, both Lincoln and Lucy looked at each other with worry as they both rushed to Lisa's/Lily's room.
At the room, Lisa was giving a little speech in front of her siblings with her robot assistant Todd standing next to the teleportation machine that was shaped like a circle emended on a pedestal with the control monitoring station next to it. "Siblings, your about to witness firsthand the new and better way mankind will travel to any location on Earth."
"Well, don't leave us in suspense sis, crank this bad boy up," said Luna.
Lisa nods her head and turns toward Todd. "Todd, set the coordinates to the Casagrande Mercado at Great Lakes City and activate the portal".
"Yes, Lisaaaa," said Todd in his robot tone as he typed in the location.
Lincoln and Lucy just got in front of Lisa's/Lily's room as they both saw Todd about to activate the teleportation machine. The two of them ran inside the room as they try to stop Todd from activating the machine. "TODD NO!" they both shouted, but it was too late. Todd pressed the button to activate the machine, and a green portal showed up only for it to quickly disappear.
The Loud siblings look at one another in confusion after both Lincoln's and Lucy's sudden outbursts, as the teleportation machine stops working.
"Huh, perhaps there was wire that was mis-" but before Lisa could say anything, the machine violently started up again, but instead of showing a green portal like before, it was a red portal.
Knowing that it was the same red portal that Lincoln and Lucy saw in their vision, the two needed to act fast to save everyone. "Guys, we need to get out of here now!" shouted Lincoln.
"No time to explain, just know we can't go inside that portal," said Lucy.
Hearing how serious Lincoln and Lucy sounded, the other sisters started to leave the room as the red portal started to suck in everything in the room inside it. As everyone was leaving the room, Lily was the last one to almost make it out only for the air force from the portal to cause her to fall backwards as she grips on the carpet so that she wouldn't get suck it.
"AAHH Help!" shouted Lily.
"LILY!" shouted everyone.
"Todd, hit the emergency shutoff button!" shouted Lisa.
"Yes, Lisa!" Todd said worriedly as he rushed towards the button. As he was about to press it, a red spark came out of the portal and short-circuited the monitoring station. "The station is friiiieeed!"
With the teleportation machine fried and the portal still open, everyone was in fear of their littlest sister being sucked into a portal to an unknown location, until Lynn took immediate action and said "Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lincoln, human chain now!"
Listening to Lynn, the six of them form a human chain with Lynn holding the door frame of Lola's/Lana's room that's across from Lisa's/Lily's room, follow by Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, and Lincoln at the end, how was reaching out to grab Lily.
"Lily, grab my hand!" shouted Lincoln over the sound of the portal's suction noise.
While holding one hand on the carpet floor, Lily reaches out her other hand towards her older brother. With both Lincoln's and Lily's hands almost touching, they both reached out a little further and they were able to grab each other.
"I got her!" said Lincoln to the others.
"Great, now pull!" said Lynn as she, Lori, Leni, Luna, and Luan tried to pull Lincoln and Lily out of the room, but the force of the portal proved too strong for them.
Just when it looked like they were able to lose grip, the other sisters came to help with Lana pulling on Lori's hips, Lola pulling on Leni's hips, Lisa pulling on Luna's legs, and Lucy pulling on Luan's hips. Unfortunately, even with everyone working together, it still wasn't enough to pull Lincoln and Lily out of the room.
"It's too strong, dudes!" shouted Luna.
"Don't give up, everyone!" shouted the twins.
Seeing how his sisters were starting to get tired from pulling, Lincoln looked at the portal and then at Lily as he decided to make the only choice that could save everyone.
"Luan, Lucy," said Lincoln as they looked at him. "Make sure you two grab Lily and don't let go of her."
"What?" questioned Luan.
Realizing what Lincoln was about to do, Lucy gasped and said, "Brother, you can't".
Lincoln looked at Lily and his other sisters for what would appear to be his final time seeing them "Lily, everyone, I love you all, and I'm sorry" with his final words, Lincoln let go of Luan, and as he and Lily were getting pull closer to the portal, he threw Lily towards Luan and Lucy who able to catch her.
"AAAAAHHHH!" shouted Lincoln as he was pulled inside the portal.
"LINCOLN!" scream Lincoln's sisters in horror as they watch their brother falling deeper inside the portal.
Once Lincoln was out of the sisters' sight, the portal disappeared, and the sisters all fell down with the force of the portal being gone. As they sat up, they all looked at where the portal was in utter shock at what had just happened to Lincoln.
"Oh nooooo," said Todd.
Inside the spiraling red vortex, Lincoln kept screaming as he was free-falling further down in the vortex. During the fall, he heard what sounded like someone laughing. As he was trying to find where the laugh was coming from, he turned around and saw something truly terrifying.
Staring at Lincoln was a giant silhouette of a woman's head with piercing red eyes, black lips, a red vertical zigzag marking on her right cheek, long flowing hair, and wearing a fedora hat with a large brim. The woman continues to laugh menacingly at Lincoln as her eyes start to glow. Unbeknownst to Lincoln, his body briefly glowed in the same color as the woman's eyes. As the woman continues laughing, her head slowly disappears into the vortex.
As Lincoln continues to fall, rather than keep screaming, he closes his eyes and embraces himself while hoping that by some miracle, he might survive the fall.
The scene shows nothing but darkness followed by a loud THUD!
"Ow!" groan Lincoln as he still has his eyes closed.
As Lincoln opens his eyes, he finds himself lying on a concrete floor in the middle of a dark alley with barely any lights in it. Lincoln gets up and looks at himself to see if there's any physical damage to his body. Luckily, he finds that nothing is broken, he's not bleeding, nor is he feeling any major pain besides some minor sore areas.
"Well, on the bright side, I'm still alive," said Lincoln towards to readers. "But the question is, where am I?"
From the looks of his surroundings, Lincoln knows that he's in a city but not Great Lakes City, especially since it smells way worse.
"Well, wherever I am, better call my sisters to let them know I'm ok, and hopefully Lisa can work on fixing her machine to get me back home before mom and dad do," said Lincoln as he pulls out his phone, only to see that he doesn't have a signal.
"Hm, the reception must be bad here, I'm sure once I'm out of this alley I'll get a signal," said Lincoln as he started to walk out of the alley.
As soon as Lincoln exited the alley, he was shocked to see the state of the city that he was in. Some buildings were either on fire or damaged, streetlamps were knocked over, and the streets were filled with uprooted concrete slabs and various kinds of weapons.
"Wow, what the heck happened here?" said Lincoln as he looked at all the damage.
Snapping out his gaze at the ruined city, Lincoln looked at his phone again to see that he didn't get a signal even after leaving the alley. Lincoln decides to carefully walk the sidewalk while trying to get a signal.
After walking for a few minutes, Lincoln's phone still didn't get a signal. Frustrated, he stops and points his phone in different directions to see if he can get any signal. As he pointed his phone at the sky, he was surprised to see something else. Rather than a clear blue sky or a starry night sky, it was a dark red sky with a huge pentagram symbol on it.
"Um, guys," said Lincoln at the readers while still looking up, "I don't think I'm in Michigan anymore."
Suddenly, something came crashing out of a nearby window. Lincoln screamed and looked over to see two creatures fighting. A small, slender creature with red skin, black and white striped horns, and a tail was on the back of a larger, portlier creature with green skin and googly eyes and was strangling him with some rope. The smaller creature had a murderous smile filled with sharp yellow teeth as he continued to throttle the bigger, struggling creature, who was gasping for air. What happened next shocked Lincoln.
"H… Harder!" the bigger creature managed to say with a smile of pleasure, causing his assailant to start choking him even more.
Scared and disturbed by what he saw, Lincoln ran as fast as he could away from the two creatures to a different part of the city that wasn't torn up. After running a good distance, he stops to catch his breath.
"What the heck were those things!" screams Lincoln as he trembles.
As Lincoln tries to think what those creatures were, he looks at his new surroundings, where he finds himself in a little town that resembles old America from the 1910s.
"Huh, this place looks a little better, friendlier even," Lincoln said to the readers "Maybe I'll find someone who is less creepy who can help me," as he walks into the little town, but fails to notice a sign that says Cannibal Town.
Further down the town, Lincoln saw a gazebo in the middle of the town's cul-de-sac where he saw a group of people wearing early 1900s clothing sitting together. "Finally, regular people whom I can talk to and who are wearing such elegant clothing. I'm sure Leni and Lola would like to meet them."
Lincoln gets close to the gazebo to ask them a question, "Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, will you please tell me where I am and how I can get back home to Royal Woods, Michigan?"
After Lincoln asked the people for help, the only thing he heard from them was the sound of crunching and slurping that kept going and going, which started to scare him until the sound stopped. The people turn towards Lincoln to reveal themselves having grayish skin, pitch black eyes, and smiles containing sharp, pointy teeth. But in those smiles, there was blood, flesh, and bones. As the people stood up, Lincoln saw what they were eating, and it turned out to be the corpse of another person.
Realizing who these people really are, frightened Lincoln to his very soul.
"On second thought," Lincoln said in a high-pitched voice, "You all look very busy, so why don't you get back to what you were doing, and I'll be on my way" as he slowly backed away from the cannibal people, hoping they won't start a frenzy.
As Lincoln continues to back up, he accidentally bumps into someone, which causes him to yelp. He looks towards the readers and asks, "There's something really scary behind me, isn't there?" as the readers nod their heads at him.
Lincoln turns around to see who he bumped into. The person was a slim and dapper man with beige-colored skin. He wore a red pinstriped coat, long black dress pants, a bowtie, black gloves with red fingertips, pointed-toe boots, and a monocle over his right eye. He carried a cane with a vintage-looking microphone on it. He had a red, cropped, angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large, black tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head, which resembled the ears of a deer and two small black antlers protruding from his head. His eyes were red with black pupils, and he wore a broad smile full of sharp, yellow teeth.
The man started to greet Lincoln in a voice that sounded like radio static, "Hel.." but before he could finish saying anything, Lincoln screamed and ran away from him. "..lo" the man finishing his greeting as he shrugged his arms, went about his day.
Once again, Lincoln started running much longer and further down in the city until he stopped and leaned on the side of a building wall.
"Seriously, what is with this place?" said Lincoln as he huffed from exhaustion.
"Did Lisa's teleportation machine send me to an alien planet run by monsters and cannibals?" asked Lincoln. "If so, this is so not the planet I want to be in anymore."
Before he could continue his rant, an object fell from the sky and landed a few feet in front of him. As Lincoln got a closer look at the object, it turned out to be a red bomb with a black skull-and-crossbones painted on it, with the fuse almost gone. Realizing what it was, Lincoln shrieked in horror and tried to run away from it while shouting, "IT'S A BOMB!"
KABOOM!
The area where Lincoln was at was engulfed in a big red explosion that sent him flying up high into the sky as he was screaming. After he stopped flying up, he looked down to see how high he had gone up. He started screaming again as he started falling, thinking that he would die this time. Lucky for Lincoln again, he landed on top of a floating advertisement balloon with the word VoxTek printed on it. As he sighs in relief for avoiding death a second time today, he got a better view of the city that he was teleported to. Red buildings of different shapes/sizes, more scary-looking people, carnage/chaos happening throughout different parts of the city, and up in the sky, he also saw two moons, where one is red with a pentagram on it and the other white with wings circling it. Despite all the crazy adventures that Lincoln went through with his family and friends, even he had to admit that this adventure beats all of them by a mile.
Lincoln heard multiple explosions and turned around to see the same red explosion that launched him in the air. As the dust cloud cleared, he saw a young woman with white skin, pinkish blonde hair tied in a half-ponytail, and one red eye with a yellow X-shaped pupil. She wore a red crop-top with a black X on the left breast, a red miniskirt, ripped black leggings, a red shoe on her right foot, and a red boot on her left foot. She had red freckles, red tattoos on her arms, and a mouth filled with sharp yellow teeth. She was jumping from rooftop to rooftop, gleefully throwing all sorts of bombs and grenades at what looked like a golden, scary-looking mechanical blimp that was firing all sorts of weapons at her.
As the balloon that Lincoln was on was slowly drifting closer and closer to the war blimp, Lincoln recognized it as the same blimp that he and Lucy had seen in their vision.
"Is that the best you got, old man?!" the one-woman mockingly taunted the attacking blimp with an Australian accent. "Just wait, I've got a few surprises for you!"
Inside the airship, at the helm, was a cackling man with a snake-like appearance. His skin was charcoal grey, his eyes were red with black pupils, he had yellow fangs sticking out of his mouth, his tail was black with yellow stripes with numerous eyes running down it, and he had a black and yellow cobra hood with four more eyes within it. He wore a pinstriped charcoal grey jacket, a bow tie with an eye in its center, and a large charcoal grey top hat with a big eye in its center, a mouth with sharp yellow teeth, and a pair of goggles. He was surrounded by small egg-like minions wearing similar suits and small black top hats, assisting him and operating the machines.
"You won't win this time, Cherri Bomb!" the snake man declared to his enemy. "Keep firing at her, my Egg Boiz!" the snake man orders his egg minions.
"Yes, boss," said one of the Egg Boiz in a simple-sounding voice.
The fight between the Cherri Bomb and snake man caused the balloon that Lincoln was on to shake violently. As he tried to hold on, a red explosion caused him to slip off the balloon, but he was able to save himself by holding onto the rope below the balloon.
Back inside the airship, the Egg Boiz armed a unique weapon to fire at Cherri Bomb. "Plasma cannon is locked and loaded, Boss," said one of the Egg Boiz, who saluted the snake man.
"Excellent, with your defeat Cherri Bomb, I, the Great Sir Pentious, shall be one of Hell's top Overlords! No one will stop me! No one will surprise me!" Sir Pentious proclaims.
Before Sir Pentious gave the order to fire the weapon, Lincoln was getting close to the airship until he slammed on the window. Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz saw him and were surprised to see this. Lincoln was then dragged across the window, causing a squeaking sound as Sir Pentious and the Egg Boiz continued looking at him with a confused look. Outside the airship, Cherri Bomb was also looking up at the scene and was equally confused at what she was seeing. Once Lincoln detached from the window, the balloon drifted away from both Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious. As the balloon left their sight, the two of them once again started fighting each other.
Several minutes had passed, and Lincoln was still holding onto the balloon. The balloon drifted towards the outskirts of the city, and Lincoln spotted a building standing on top of a hill. Below the bottom of the hill, there was a gate and a two-way path leading from the gate entrance to the entrance of the building. On the ground between these paths was a large pentagram. As Lincoln got closer to the building, he saw more of its features.
The building was several stories high, its entrance had a sign that read No Vacancy, but only the word 'Vacancy' was lit up. Sticking out of the building's right side was what looked like a sunken ship, sitting on top of its lower left side was a carousel, and sitting in the middle above the vacancy sign was a train. On the right side near the top was what looked like a radio tower, and on the very top was a big lit-up sign that read Hazbin Hotel.
Once Lincoln saw another one of his and Lucy's visions, he waited until the balloon was above the hotel's roof, he let go of the balloon and landed on the roof. Lincoln walked towards the parapet wall of rooftop, turned around, and slid down on the floor while resting on the wall as he was resting after what he has been through since teleporting to the city.
"Well, this has been a crazier than average day for the life of a Loud" said Lincoln to the readers "Not only that, but most of what I saw today appeared in the vision that me and Lucy had: The red portal coming out of Lisa's/Lily's room, a spiraling red vortex where a laugh of a woman was heard, a giant golden blimp attacking a city and that sign that reads Hazbin Hotel" as he list off all the things that came true from the version.
"I don't need to be as smart as Lisa to know that this isn't all some big coincidence," Lincoln surmises "If I'm going to survive long enough to see the rest of those visions and get back home in one piece, I'll use this abandoned hotel as my base of operation. But first, I gotta make sure that this place really is abandoned."
As Lincoln stood up, he found the door that led to the inside of the hotel. He walks toward it, opens the door, walks down some stairs to another door, and after opening that door, it leads him to a hallway with multiple rooms. He began searching in each room to see if there were any signs of someone currently living there. He repeated this process multiple times on each floor he went down, and so far, he was lucky to not find anyone else.
As Lincoln reached the third floor of the hotel, before starting his search, he heard the elevator as the arrows started moving and stopping on the third floor. Before the elevator doors opened, he went back to the stairs and closed the door. He pressed his ears to the door to hear who was coming through the elevator.
Back in the hallway, the elevator door opens and reveals a woman with a slim figure, grayish skin, long light hair that reached her knees with a red bow in the back, wearing a red blouse, a choker, a dark miniskirt, long gray fingerless gloves, and thigh-high stockings. Her right eye was pink with a black pupil, but she had an eyepatch with an X on it over her left eye.
The gray-skin woman walked up to one of the doors in the hallway, knocked on it, and says, "Angel, get out here right now!".
"Alright bitch, cool your tits!" responded the person with a feminine-sounding male voice from his room.
As he opens the door, we see a tall, slender man with four arms, his body covered in white fur, who has a large patch of it on his chest that makes it look like he has breasts. He wore a pink and white striped suit-blazer, a bowtie, a choker, a dark miniskirt, long thigh-high heeled boots, long red gloves on his top set of arms, and long white gloves on his bottom set of arms. His eyes had red pupils, but the right eye was yellow while the left was black. He also had three red dots under each eye. He had pointy white teeth, but one of them was gold.
"So, what's got your taco in a twist today?" Angel taunted the woman.
The gray woman groans at Angel and tells him, "Charlie wants us all down in the lobby; she wants to tell us some things about the hotel."
"Whatever," said Angel.
As two of them enter the elevator and it closes to take them to the lobby, the door to the stairs opens and Lincoln comes out after hearing the gray-skin woman and Angel leaving.
"Well, so much for this place being abandoned," said Lincoln.
Realizing that he can't use the hotel as a base of operation, Lincoln needed to sneak out of the hotel while also avoiding the hotel residents from finding him. While thinking of a way out, he spotted something near the hallway and saw it was an air vent big enough for him to crawl inside.
"Aw, sweet," said Lincoln, "Looks like I'm about to pull a Die Hard" as he crabs the air vent covers and pulls it out of the wall.
Once inside the air vent, he grabs the air vent covers and puts them back in place as he begins crawling through the vents, hoping he can escape without being seen by the hotel residents.
Down at the lobby, the gray-skinned woman and Angel met up with the other hotel residents. A catlike man with wings stood behind the counter of a bar drinking from one of the bottles. His fur was dark and white, had long red eyebrows, his eyes were black with yellow irises, his wings had dark feathers decorated with red and black stripes with red and white dots. He wore black pants with suspenders, a red bowtie, and a black top hat.
Another resident was a tiny girl with white skin, one large red eye, sharp yellow teeth, skinny black limbs, and red hair. She wore a red dress with a white apron. She ran around gleefully trying to stab a bug with a needle.
Two other residents were bipedal goat demons, who had dragon-like wings and tails, both wearing black suits with red bowties, one had pink fur, while the other had scarlet fur. Both were by the chimney, cleaning it up a little.
The last resident who was sitting on a couch was a slender young woman with white skin, long blonde hair that was held together in a big ponytail by two bands, and yellow eyes with red pupils. She wore a red tuxedo with a black bow tie. Laying on the woman's lap, she was petting her sleeping black cat that had no mouth, had a long tail with a white tip, her front paws were white, her ears had a white half-heart shape marking, and she also had a single eye.
The grey-skinned woman called out to the woman with her one-eyed cat. "Charlie, we're here".
Charlie turned to the two of them and greeted them, which caused her cat to wake up. "Vaggie, Angel, you're made it, all that's left is for Alastor to show up and we can start the meeting."
No sooner when Charlie said that, the front door opened, and the person who walked in was the same man whom Lincoln had bumped into and run away from back in Cannibal Town.
"Alastor!" Charlie welcomes him back with delight.
"About time you came back," Vaggie said with bitterness.
"Hey Smiles~" said Angle in a flirtatious tone as he waved to him. "Anything interesting happen when you were out?"
Alastor thought about it for a moment and said "Hmmmm, nothing of great importance."
"Alright, now that everyone's here, let's do a little roll call before we start the meeting," Charlie said excitedly. "We have Alastor, Vaggie, Angel Dust," as she looked over to the three of them. "Husk," she looked over to the winged cat man at the bar. "Niffty," she looked over to the one-eyed girl chasing the bug. "Razzel and Dazzle," she looked over to the pink and scarlet flying goat demons who waved to her. "Keekee," she looked over to her cat who was stretching on the couch, "And finally there's me, Charlie."
Angel rolled his eyes at why she needed to do a roll call.
"Okay, I know this week has been a bit… uneventful," Charlie explained in an uneasy tone. "The redemption process has been a little slow. But I don't think it's anyone's fault."
"I don't know about that," Vaggie disagreed, shooting a glare at Angel, who responded by flipping her the bird.
"The reason for this meeting today is that I want to hear any ideas that could help make this hotel more interesting for people to check in," Charlie explained.
"I have an idea," Angel announced.
"Great, let's hear it Angel," Charlie replied delightedly.
"Here we go," Vaggie said unenthusiastically since she knew what he was about to say.
"I say we should make an advertisement that says anyone who becomes a patron of this hotel will receive a free room, free drinks, and a free night of getting itonwith yours truly for as long as they want," Angel said lying down on another couch in a suggestive pose while caressing his own body. "So, what do you think?"
Vaggie facepalm since this is exactly where she knew it was going.
"I… like the idea of an advertisement Angel," Charlie said while trying to be sincere. "I'm just not sure about adding you as one of the amenities."
"Eh, you're wasting an opportunity baby," Angel responded.
"Anyone else?" asked Charlie
"Me! Me! Me!" Niffty said excitedly, raising her hand.
"Yes, Niffty." Charlie pointed at her.
"How about we offer some fun entertainment?" Niffty suggested.
"That's a great idea Niffty," Charlie complimented.
"What kind of entertainment?" Vaggie asked suspiciously.
"We round up as many bugs as we can find, train them to be fighters, and then pit them against one another in fights to the DEATH!" Niffty explained with pure sadistic joy.
Everyone, except for Alastor, just stared at her in either disgust or shock.
"Ok…Anyone…" An uneasy Charlie attempted to get the ball rolling again.
"It doesn't matter what ideas we come up with," Husk bluntly said in a gruff voice. "This place is supposed to offer redemption to sinners, but no one has ever redeemed themselves. No one is going to waste their time trying to accomplish something that hasn't been proven possible."
"That is why we need to find something that will convince them is worth a try," Charlie replied optimistically.
"She's right, Husker." Alastor agreed. "If we don't convince people to try, then how can they not fail miserably?"
At the same time, when the hotel residents are arguing in the lobby, back inside the air vents, Lincoln was still crawling through vents while using the flashlight on his phone to see where he was going.
"Come on exit, where are you?" Lincoln said in a whisper tone "The sooner I find you, the sooner I can get out of this living nightmare" As he continues crawling, he failed to notices the screws from the vents starting to loosen the more he moved inside the vent.
Back at the lobby, Charlie responded to Alastor's remark by saying, "You know Alastor, just because something hasn't been done before doesn't mean it's doomed to fail; you might be surprised one day."
Back inside the air vents, the screws were super close into become lose which causes the vent to make a creaking sound that made Lincoln stop moving after hearing them.
Back in the lobby, Alastor tells Charlie, "Oh my dear, after all that I have experienced both in life and in Hell,nothingwill surprise me."
Back in the air vents, the screws finally came loss and the vent suddenly dropped down as Lincoln started screaming from the fall. The vent broke through the ceiling above the lobby, and he came sliding down from the broken vent and onto the floor in front of the hotel residents.
Lincoln groaned from the fall and got back up again. "Ow, dang it! That's like the third time a fell today," as he rubs the back of his head.
He suddenly felt the presence of others as he turned around and saw the hotel residents along with Alastor, whom he remembered bumping into earlier today.
Charlie and the others stare at Lincoln in a very surprised/confused manner, including Alastor.
After a few moments of silence, Lincoln was the first one to speak by saying, "Uh… I was just… leaving…" as he pointed his thumb towards the front door. "So…bye!"
Lincoln made a break for it towards the front door, and before he could make it, Vaggie jumped over him, blocked his exit, and pointed her spear at him.
"You are not going anywhere!" said shouted in anger.
"AAHHH" shouted Lincoln as he ran in a different direction, only to be blocked by Niffty.
"Hey there, wanna be friends?" she asked creepily with a toothy smile.
"Yikes!" yelped Lincoln as he ran in another direction, only to be blocked by Angel, who waved at him and posed in a suggestive tone.
"Hey~" he said in a playful tone.
"Nope!" said Lincoln as he made an X with both arms as he ran in another direction.
"Rude," said Angel as he watched him running away.
Lincoln was once again blocked, but this time by Alastor who appeared in front him through a shadow. "Well, well, didn't expect to see all of you again," as he looked down at Lincoln with a creepy grin.
"You and me both," responded Lincoln in fear as he ran to another direction
Lincoln soon found himself trapped in the corner of the lobby as the hotel's residents walked closer to him. Believing that this might actually to be end this time, he closed his eyes, turned away, and embraced himself for the people walking towards him are about to do to him, until.
"Everyone, stop!" Charlie shouted as she got between the others and Lincoln. "Can't you see that you're frightening the poor boy?" she looked over at Lincoln as he turned around and looked at her.
Vaggie sighed and calmly said, "Alright, babe, but we still need to ask him some questions. Like who he is and why he is here?
"Wh-Where's here?" Lincoln nervously asked them while keeping his distance from them.
Everyone stared at him with confusion written on their faces.
"Wait, you don't know?" Charlie asked, surprised at Lincoln's question as he shook his head to her question.
"I guess he must've recently arrived," Alastor surmised.
"So who's going the break the news to him?" asks Husk.
"I'll tell him," Vaggie volunteers herself as she tries to gently to explain the situation to Lincoln. "Hate to tell you this kid, but, do you know that bad place that your parents tell you about where bad people go after they die?" Lincoln nods his head to Vaggie's questions "Well,thisis that place" as he points her finger to the ground.
Realizing what Vaggie told her, Lincoln said, "Wait, are you tell me that I'm in…"
"Yep, welcome toHell kid," Husk confirmed, taking another swig of his bottle.
"Hell?" Lincoln's eyes widened. "Like actual Hell? Fire and brimstone Hell?"
"That's a common misconception, actually," Charlie corrected with a cute chuckle. "After my parents took over, they cleaned up the place and made it a much better place to live in and even call home." Sounds of explosions, screaming, and swearing were heard outside one of the windows as Charlie smiles while trying to ignore what's happening out there.
"So, if I'm in Hell," Lincoln said, wanting to make sure. "Then, that would make you all…"
"Yep," Angel answered Lincoln's conclusion. "We're demons, shorty."
Niffty popped up showing her creepy-as-Hell smile.
In his mind, Lincoln summarized everything that was just told to him. Not only did he learn that Hell was real, but of all the places that Lisa's teleportation machine could have sent him, it had the be the place where the worst people on Earth who committed the most terrible sins are doomed to spend the rest of their afterlife at. Not only that, but demons are real too, and he's standing right in front of a few of them right now. Rather than just scream and panicking like he's been doing most of the day today, Lincoln placed his right hand on his chest, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath in/out.
Lincoln looks to the readers and tells them, "Normally, I would chalk this up as one long weird dream or one of Luan's insane pranks. But I could never come up with a dream like this, nor Luan's pranks can be this elaborate, even on April Fool's Day."
"Who the fuck are you talking to kid?" ask Husk as he and the others are confuse to who Lincoln is talking.
"I assure you, young man," said Alastor as he's telling Lincoln the cold heart truth, "We are indeed demons, this is Hell, and you are its newest resident," as he smiles at him, hoping to break his spirit.
"Oh, I don't doubt that," said Lincoln while being creeped out by Alastor's demeanor. "Considering the visions that my sister and I had about this place a while back today, as well as me still being alive after being teleported here, I believe that I'm in Hell."
"Visions?" asked Alastor.
"Still alive?" asked Vaggie.
"Teleported here?" asked Husk.
"What kind of drugs were you taking before kicking the bucket kid?" asks Angel.
Seeing how the others are doubting what he's saying, Lincoln decided that he might as well tell them the truth of how this whole thing started, and hopefully, they might help him get out of Hell.
"Look, I'll tell you everything that has happened to me today as well as who I really am. So long as you promise none of you will hurt me," he asked with a brave face, but was still nervous talking to them.
Charlie smiled at Lincoln and nodded at him, "You have my word," as she placed her right hand on her heart and left hand up.
"Ok," said Lincoln, "I'm going to need some paper so that I can write and draw out my explanation so that you guys to better understand."
"Oh, there's a supply office down this hallway," said Charlie as she pointed to one of the hallways. "I have a bulletin board you can borrow, follow me" as she walks to the office with Lincoln follow her at safe distance while avoiding eye contact with everyone else.
With Charlie and Lincoln gone, the others wonder what Lincoln is going to say to them.
"So, what do you think little snowflakes gonna tell us?" asked Angel.
"Who knows" said Husk who couldn't care less "Probably some stupid ass excuse of how he got here rather accepting the truth that he's in Hell now"
"Maybe he'll tell us how he died," Niffty asked excitedly, "Like getting hit by a car or getting ripped to pieces by his neighbor's dog."
Hearing how excited Niffty wants to hear about Lincoln's death made Angel and Husk look at with a disturbing look as they shifted away from her by one foot.
"I don't know guys," said Vaggie. "I've seen my fair share of sinners who were in denial about living in Hell, and that kid doesn't act like them. Not to mention, he's the only sinner who actually looks human minus the white hair."
"Well, whatever tall tale the young man is about to tell us, something tells me it's going to be quite the entertainment," said Alastor as he laughed in anticipation of what Lincoln would reveal to them.
Roll Credits.
Yelp, there you have it, our white hair little "man with the plan" has met the Hazbin crew in this remake fanfic of mine. To those who read the original Hell Get Loud story, you saw some of the things that I kept from it, but with the addition of some new parts. Prior to Lincoln arriving in Hell, I had him and Lucy have a shared vision of locations and things to come throughout the story. As to who showed them this vision, yes, it is Great Grandma Harriet whose design is based on the DeviantArt user's ToonHolt design of her, which you can see in his account. I also had Lincoln sisters witness him being suck into Hell so that way they can help in trying get him back rather than wondering where he is like in ALAD and HGL.
As for the demonic woman who brought Lincoln to Hell, I'm sure some of you already know based on how I describe her, but to those who don't, I'll keep that a surprise until she's fully revealed towards the season 1 finale adaption but there'll still be hints of her between some chapters.
So, how will Lincoln explain his situation to the Hazbin crew, go the next chapter and find out.