Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
Nope, no clue where this came from.
Iris Heart narrowed her eyes as she saw Peashy talking to some random adults. She wasn't nervous that the little girl was in trouble or was going to abandon her, things just seemed off.
Especially since Peashy nodded and climbed into a white van that took off shortly after. Taking to the air, she floated some distance back, far enough to get close if she had to, but not so close that someone would see her. Iris Heart had heard of bad people stealing young girls and doing horrible things to them, so, as a CPU, she had to deal with it.
"Thank goodness Peashy decided to be bait for this." Iris Heart muttered as the van came to a nondescript building and stopped, the men getting out, followed by Yellow Heart, which confused Iris Heart, since it looked like she was going along willingly and there wasn't any sort of coercion involved. 'Dammit, maybe I should have done this in my child form?' She asked herself as Yellow Heart and the men went inside the building. Quickly flying down to the ground, Iris Heart slipped into the building and walked down several hallways, looking for Yellow Heart before she came across an open door with bright lights coming out of it.
"Okay, just like that, yes, look this way, perfect, that's perfect!" A man's voice was heard and Iris Heart slid up next to the door and peeked inside.
Inside was Yellow Heart on her side, her left arm over her large breasts and she was blushing and smiling. Iris Heart could tell that she had nothing else cover her breasts and nodded to herself. Kicking the door open, she marched in while everyone stared at her in shock. "What's going on in here?"
"Oh! Ploot!" Yellow Heart smiled and waved with the arm that wasn't covering her bare breasts. "It turns out that these are the guys who were kidnapping girls and doing stuff to them."
"What?" Iris Heart glared at one of the men before grabbing him and lifting him up. "You have five seconds to explain..."
"Photo shoots!" The man gasped, causing Iris Heart to raise an eyebrow. "We do photo shoots for movie theaters, calendars and other things. When we saw one of the CPUs running around, we just had to have her do some risque shots for our upcoming book."
Iris Heart gave him a flat look. "And what's this about doing horrible things to little girls?"
"...We make them skip lunch and do lots of photos and sometimes it makes them cry?"
"You know..." Another man spoke up and Iris Heart turned her head to look at the man who was looking at her backside. "Considering that miss Iris Heart wears a thong, maybe she'd like to partake in this too? I'm sure that most of the citizens would love to see their CPUs in risque photos."
"Hmm..." Iris Heart thought about it. "Just one question then. Why do you have a white van with no marking on it and work out of a building with no markers on it?"
"...You know, Bill from accounting brought this up to us as well. We really need to fix our image." The second guy said while Iris Heart dropped the first guy on his butt.
"Make sure you do so." Iris Heart nodded. "Hmm... Risque photos. I'm surprised you aren't asking us to do straight up porn."
All the men sweat-dropped and gulped. "Ah, we're kind of worried that if anyone tried to do anything to Yellow Heart that you or Lady Purple Heart would appear and murder us. And there isn't anyone in the porn industry who's that much of a sub for you, Miss Iris Heart."
Iris Heart sighed and shook her head. "Such a pity."
Yellow Heart just pouted. "Pea's an adult too, Ploot."
"Not until you grow up." Iris Heart shot back. "But I've got no problem with this photo shoot, I guess. Might get Histy to let me nap more if our Shares go up."
"YAY!" Yellow Heart cheered and threw both of her hands in the air, allowing her bare breasts to bounce free and giving a few of the men nosebleeds from what they saw.
"Peashy, boobs, cover them." Iris Heart muttered, causing Yellow Heart to blush.
"So..." The first man asked and Iris Heart nodded. "Excellent. Don't worry, we won't ask for any explicit nudity."
Iris Heart nodded.
(-)
Months later...
Neptune smiled as she walked into the Basilicom. "P-Ko! Plutie!" She called out as she walked into the living quarters. "I came over and, huh?" Neptune blinked as she saw a few magazines on the table. "What's this?" She picked it up and blushed as she saw a centerfold piece of Yellow Heart and Iris Heart, both looking like they weren't wearing anything, but their hair was down and covered their boobs while they were laying on their sides in such a way that put one side of their butts almost fully on display and making it obvious that they weren't wearing anything. "So lewd!"
She hoped that this was the most that they did. "I wonder, woah..." Her eyes bugged out as she saw a two-page spread of the two CPUs hugging each other and pressing their breasts against each other. "What kind of gravure work is this?! Sure, I did this in an earlier story, but their boobs are bigger than mine when I'm in HDD!"
"NEPTUNA!" The next thing that Neptune knew, she was tackled to the ground and Peashy was hugging her. "Hahahahaha! Pea's a model now!"
"Well, you need to do something besides being a lazy bum." Histoire's voice came into the room as she floated in. "Just don't do pornography."
"What's that?" Peashy asked. "More photos?"
"Let's just say, P-Ko..." Neptune smiled at her adopted daughter. "That I'd have to find a way to kill the author if that happened to you."
Peashy just blinked before smiling. "Okay!"
"Well, I suppose it could have been worse." Neptune admitted before hugging Peashy back. "Just be careful, okay?"
"Uh huh." Peashy nodded. "Pea was going to model some cheerleader outfits and do some cheers today!"
Neptune and Histoire both sweat-dropped at the idea of Yellow Heart doing that, but considering what she had done already, neither of them could really say anything against it.
They just hoped that there was a bra that could keep Yellow Heart's breasts from spilling out everywhere.
There wasn't, but that's a story for another time.
I just wanted to write something focusing on someone different this time. So why not Iris Heart and Yellow Heart?
Besides, those two need some way to keep their shares up, right?
