Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

So tired from work last week. All I wanted to do is sleep.


Nepgear let out a yawn as she sat up. "Goodness, did I fall asleep on the couch again?" She blinked a few times to rub the sleep out of her eyes.

"Well, you have been working hard on that new robot, kid sis o' mine." Neptune said as she pushed in a cart with some treats on it. "You said you wanted a fighting robot for that competition, right?"

Nepgear nodded and pouted. "I'm not allowed to use Nepgeardam and I'm not allowed to use missiles, lasers, cluster bombs, bees or squirrels either!" She said as she took a cup of pudding off of the tray and started eating.

"...I can understand most of that, but why would anyone use squirrels?"

"I don't know, apparently one of the judges said something about a crazy girl controlling squirrels and said no squirrels allowed."

Neptune nodded as she took a pudding for herself. "Sounds squirrely."

"Hey..." A new voice broke into the living room and both Nep sisters had identical looks of confusion on their faces as Uzume walked in. "Ah! Nepsy! Gearsy! Just the two I was looking for!"

"Hey, Uzume!" Neptune smiled and waved. "What's my favorite former Planeptune CPU doing?"

"Ah, about that..." Uzume scratched the back of her head. "I was in a nearby forest and was beating up some monsters when I came across a small child and..." She moved out of the way and behind her was a tiny child that barely came up to Uzume's legs. The child had bright red hair and red eyes and was wearing a blue shirt and shorts. "Uzume found this little girl that looks just like her and Uzume wonders if she had a baby without knowing but Uzume doesn't know anything about children and Uzume thought the baby was going to get eaten by a big frog and..."

"Calm down!" Nepgear grabbed Uzume while Neptune was crouching down to look at the little child.

"Hey." Neptune smiled at her. "How are you?"

"M...mama..." The little child sniffled. "Mama..."

"That's all she's said." Uzume said.

"Well, maybe we should return her to the forest and see if her mother is nearby then?" Neptune suggested while picking the little girl up. "Come on."

Uzume watched as Neptune made small talk with the child and got the little child to actually laugh. "...How does she do it?"

Nepgear smiled as they followed after Neptune. "She raised three kids, this much is natural for her, I guess."

"Nepsy's a mama?!" Uzume yelped, her pigtails standing straight up in shock.

Nepgear giggled and nodded. "Yeah, maybe we should take you over to Ultra Dimension and have you meet Neptune's kids?"

"Might be fun." Uzume said with a nod. "Wait, I met the CPUs there... There was Blansy, Noiresy, Vertsy, and Plutsy and I heard about Peasy from Nepsy later..."

"Peashy's one of Neptune's kids."

(-)

"So, we're close to where I found her and..." Uzume trailed off at the looks Neptune and Nepgear were giving her. "What?"

"Uzume..." Neptune gave her friend a tight smile. "This is near where the portal between our dimension and Ultra dimension is."

"Mama..." The small girl sniffled and Neptune just smiled as she, Nepgear and Uzume walked to where the portal was and went through it.

(-)

On the other side of the portal...

"Come on, we should probably go see Plutie." Neptune said while looking around. "Worse comes to worse, Plutie will watch this one for awhile."

"Sure." Nepgear smiled. "I don't think Uzume would mind."

"So long as Plutsy stays in her cute form and doesn't get scary." Uzume shivered, remembering having to flee for her life and purity.

Nepgear just smiled while patting Uzume on the shoulder. "I understand completely." After all, Uzume wasn't the only one who had to worry about Iris Heart doing naughty things.

(-)

Thirty minutes later at the Basilicom...

"Plutie!" Neptune cheered as she and the others got off of the elevator to Plutia's living quarters.

"Neppy!" Plutia's eyes sparkled. "Neppy Jr.! The cute CPU!" She pointed to Uzume and blinked as she saw the little child in Neptune's arms. "Neppy? Who's that?"

"Well..." Neptune blinked as she heard a thump and handed the child off to Nepgear. "One second." She took a few steps to the middle of the room, just as Peashy crashed into the room. "P-ko!"

"NEPTUNA!" Peashy yelled and did a diving tackle into Neptune's stomach, driving out all the air from her lungs and forcing Neptune to crash onto the ground painfully. "Hahahahahaha! You're still weak!"

"EEEK!" Uzume's eyes were white and blank. "Even the cute little kids are super scary in this world!"

"Huh?" Peashy blinked as she looked up and got off of Neptune to go over to Uzume. "Who are you?"

Uzume smiled at her. "Uzume Tennouboushi, former CPU of Planeptune."

Peashy's eyes seemed to sparkle. "You're a CPU too? Pea is!"

Plutia smiled as a thought came to her. "Heeeyyy... Cutie... Can you show Peashy your suuuuper cute HDD?"

Uzume blushed and rubbed the back of her head. "Well, I'd rather be cool rather than cute, but..." A flash of light engulfed Uzume and she was replaced by Orange Heart. "Orange Heart is here!" She said in a high-pitched voice.

"Ooooh!" Peashy's eyes sparkled as she was engulfed in a white light and was replaced by Yellow Heart. "Yay! New friend!" She threw her hands in the air.

Orange Heart gawked in surprise. "Nepsy! Little Peasy got super big and..." Orange Heart stared at Yellow Heart's breasts. "Bouncy!"

Yellow Heart giggled and suddenly hugged Orange Heart, crushing her boobs against Orange Heart's chest. "Yay! New friend!"

Nepgear and Neptune both laughed nervously as Yellow Heart's hug was with the strength and exhuberance of Peashy's typical self. Which had an interesting side effect of causing their breasts to slide and move around against each other while the hug continued. "Ah!" Nepgear gasped as she saw the tiny version of Histoire floated into the room. "Histy!"

"Huh?" The tiny Histoire blinked a few times. "Oh, Neptune! Nepgear! What brings you two here?"

"We found a lost child that fell through the dimensional portal." Nepgear said as she held up the small girl, who was sniffling still.

"Oh?" Histoire blinked in surprise. "What great timing, a request just came in about a lost girl with orange hair and red eyes. I guess that's her?" Nepgear nodded. "Well, if you hurry, the mother is downstairs in the guild."

"Sure!" Neptune said as she got up and grabbed Nepgear. "We'll go return this girl and come back for Uzume."

"Nep...sy... Help!" Orange Heart gasped as the two Nep sisters left before she passed out from the lack of oxygen.

"Huh?" Yellow Heart blinked as she felt Orange Heart go slack and return to normal. "What happened?"

(-)

After getting to the guild and meeting the person who had lost her child, the woman, who had bright orange hair and red eyes, was bowing to Neptune and Nepgear while hugging her daughter. "Thank you! Thank you so much!"

"It's okay." Nepgear smiled at her. "I can understand."

"Just out of curiosity..." Neptune spoke up. "...What's your daughter's name?"

The woman smiled as she adjusted her daughter and waved a hand at the two CPUs. "Her name's Uzume. Uzume Tennouboushi."

"Knew it." Neptune whispered, but smiled brightly as they saw the other woman off.

"Well, it was bound to happen." Neptune said and looked at Nepgear. "Hey, maybe Rom, Ram and Uni will all be born here soon?"

Nepgear just smiled at the thought of a tiny version of Uni. "Oooh! That would be so cute."

"..I think we forgot something." Neptune said as she tilted her head.

"What?" Nepgear asked as they walked out of the guild.

"...We forgot to tell our Histy that we were leaving today!" Neptune gasped as she came to a realization. "Nep Jr., we must prepare for a lecture when we get home."

"Oh no!" Nepgear gasped in shock. "I need to get back and work on my robots!"

"Come on then!" Neptune said as the two transformed and flew off.

Sadly, they forgot Uzume, who ended up staying in the Ultra Dimension for three days, becoming Peashy's new playtoy.

...Which was still better than becoming Plutia's newest toy.


Well, Uzume didn't meet Peashy yet... And why not an Ultra Dimension version of Uzume?