Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
My glasses broke, so while I wait for new ones, have this one-shot that came to me from nowhere.
"Princess Blanc! Princess Blanc!" A soldier ran into the throne room and knelt in front of her majesty. "King and Queen Lowee have went missing and there are invaders at the gate!"
"Blanc, I'm scared!" A young princess with short, brown hair and blue eyes trembled as she heard the news. She looked at another young princess who looked the same, other than having long, brown hair. "Ram, what should we do?"
"Don't worry, Rom!" Her sister smiled and gave her a thumbs up. "I'm sure that our awesome big sis will figure it out."
"Your highness, please, take this seriously!" The knight said with desperation in his voice. "The strong, muscular invaders are destroying us. They said as soon as they get past us, they're going to plunder our resources and women and..." The knight trailed off as a growling sound was heard.
"I am SICK of these jerks!" Blanc growled as she got off of the throne and stormed out to the balcony where she could see the invaders. Grabbing a small telescope, she looked through it to see that there were over a thousand big, muscular, strong and hairy men trying to get through the gates of her city. "Damn, that's a lot."
"Oh, milady..." The knight spoke up and Blanc turned to the knight. "The leader of the barbarians said that he was going to have fun with your sisters specifically and..." The knight trailed off as Blanc was covered in a black aura of doom. "Uh..."
"I am going to teach them all a lesson." Blanc growled and grabbed a loudspeaker. She didn't know why a loudspeaker was there, but she wasn't questioning it. "Knights! Retreat!"
The knights continued to fight but were pulling back as the invaders cheered and rushed through the open gates to the city. As soon as the last ones were through, the doors closed behind them.
Blanc was grinning while her eyes glowed red. "Heh heh heh... You thought you were so special, huh? Well, I cast... INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX!"
There was dead silence for a few moments until a loud tearing sound filled the air, followed by some of the most high-pitched screaming ever heard.
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"BLANC!" IF's eyes were white and blank, as were Compa's. The other CPUs all looked at her in confusion, though Neptune was tilting her head like she was trying to remember something. "What the hell?!" There were some large screens in the room, showing the Basilicoms of Planeptue and Lastation while everyone had some notebooks, dice and figures in front of them. Vert was over at Planeptune's Basilicom while Rom, Ram and Blanc were at Lastation's this time.
"What?" Blanc asked calmly and looked at Histoire, who was behind a large book. "The DM, Histoire, said I could learn spells that weren't normal for a DnD campaign." Next to her, Rom nodded while Ram was giggling. "I'm really not sure what the problem is."
"Um, do you even know what a Brazillian wax is?" Compa asked and Blanc shook her head. "It's um, meant for removal of body hair."
Blanc still looked confused until Neptune suddenly slapped herself. "What?"
"Oh, that's right! Now I remember! I once took the Iffy and Compa of Plutie's world to a beauty parlor since they wanted to try getting a body wax since they didn't like shaving the hair off of their bodies." She laughed and rubbed the back of her head. "CPUs don't grow body hair, Iffy, Compa. So Blanc wouldn't know."
"Wait..." Vert tilted her head. "Are you saying that humans remove the hair on their bodies?"
"It's easier to clean skin than hair and skin." IF told her. "And, well, waxing requires you to... Um... Put sticky gel on your body, then put a sticky strip of paper on top of that and..." She winced. "Yank. It can sting. But you did it to a thousand people... All at once..."
Blanc tilted her head and sweat-dropped. "Oh."
Rom tapped her chin and smiled. "Well, it's nicer than making their shoes disappear and having them run across loose Legos, right?"
Everyone gave Rom a concerned look before slowly nodding.
I have nothing to add. Hope you enjoyed.
