Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.

Well, I've had this in my head for awhile now.


It was a bright and clear day in Gamindustri. For once there wasn't much in the way of quests and even monsters were mostly behaving.

Walking through her Basilicom, Blanc just enjoyed the day. It was nice and mild out and it felt nice. "There's nothing that can ruin this day."

Immediately after saying that, Blanc's eyes went white and blank. "I didn't just say that, did I?"

"Lady Blanc! Lady Blanc!" A Basilicom staff member ran up to her in a panic. "It's Lady Rom and Lady Ram! They're in the kitchen and..." She didn't even get to finish her statement as Blanc transformed and rushed to the kitchen at full speed.

She really hoped those brats didn't break anything.

It took her less than thirty seconds to get to the kitchen when she skidded to a stop and stared at the doors as they were bulging outwards. "What the...HELL?!" She screamed as the doors burst open and a giant wave of soap bubbles burst out, flooding the hallway, the extra rooms, Blanc's office, the yard and even their bedrooms while flushing everyone and everything not nailed down out of the building.

Which included White Heart as she got caught up in the flood.

"PWAH!" Ram gasped for air as she stuck her head out of the top of the bubbles as they stopped flowing. "I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!"

Rom poked her head out, coughing. "AIR!"

Suddenly the bubbles started lifting themselves up and the twins found themselves hovering in the air as a giant bubble monster emerged from the soap disaster.

"ROM!" The bubble monster yelled out in a voice that they recognized as Blanc's. "RAM!"

The bubbles peeled off of the bubble monster, revealing that it was actually White Heart, who was glaring at her twin sisters with her eyes glowing red.

The twins gulped. "We were trying to do the dishes!" Ram protested and Rom nodded, which caused White Heart to blink in surprise. "We asked Nepgear how to be a better CPU and she said that doing something like washing dishes could make us better. So we put the dishes in the washing machine!"

"Uh huh." Rom nodded. "Then we took the liquid dish soap for the sink and poured it in the dishwasher. But it didn't say how much to use, so..."

"You used the whole bottle?" White Heart asked and they nodded.

"Well..." Rom poked her fingers together. "I thought a whole bottle wasn't enough, so I used magic to make the bottle never run out of soap and, um..."

"...You did what?" White Heart asked in a flat tone as she turned her head and looked as the bubbles turned blue as a thick, soapy liquid, started to flood out of the Basilicom. "...We need to fix this. NOW!"

She could deal with them later, but if that soap got into the water it would be undrinkable for YEARS!

Thankfully the twins were able to undo the spell before the soap flood got to the city.

It would take weeks to clean the soap out of everything.

When she heard about it, Neptune laughed so hard that she accidentally fell over and gave herself a concussion.

But that's a story for another time.


Hey, I get silly ideas from weird places.