Hyperdimension Neptunia is owned by Compile Heart, Idea Factory, Sega and whomever else worked on it.
I blame ChatGPT for this one.
"We're meeting your mom today?" IF asked as she and Nepgear walked with Compa.
"Yep, yep!" Compa smiled happily. "Mom's been hearing a lot about you and Ge-Ge and Nep Nep. Too bad Nep Nep was over in Lastation."
"Oh, she said something about an important meeting that she had to go in person." Nepgear said as they walked down the street. "I wonder what it is."
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In Lastation...
Neptune, Noire, Vert and Blanc were sitting on the couch and watching as Uni looked on nervously. 'I really hope this is okay.' The CPU Candidate thought to herself.
After all, it was her first time with K-Sha!
Making an animated film was harder work than she thought it would be. She just hoped her sister liked it.
(-)
"I'm sure it's okay." Nepgear smiled as they got to the edge of Planeptune City and walked up to an old house with a small yard. "Your mom lives here?"
"Yep, yep." Compa smiled and knocked on the door.
"Hold yer horses! I'm coming!" An older female voice was heard as the door opened, revealing a fair-skinned woman with blonde hair and blue eyes with her hair done in pigtails with one pigtail having blue tips and the other one having red tips. "Compa! Baby!" She hugged Compa instantly. "Look at you!" She pushed Compa away and looked her up and down. "Are you sure you're eating right? I know most of your weight goes to your boobs and your butt, but you're still too light. What if some super strong guy in a crazy costume punches you so hard that you get sent to another dimension like I did?"
"Oh mom." Compa smiled and hugged her mother again. "It's Nep Nep that gets sent to other worlds, not me. At least..." She let go of the hug and tapped her chin. "Well, I did go to Uzu's dimension when we had to stop the bad CPUs, does that count?"
IF sweat-dropped as Compa's mom fussed over her more. "Um, can we come in?"
"Oh sure! I was just makin' sum puddin'." Compa's mom said as she let them all inside.
"Oh, are you the reason Compa makes such good pudding?" Nepgear asked as she took her shoes off after they got inside. When inside, she blinked in surprise. On the wall were various things, like a plant, which was normal, though the way it tried to bite at Compa wasn't.
"Oh, you silly!" Compa said while giving it a slap. "Bad, Ivy! Bad!" She gave it a stern look and waggled her index finger.
Nepgear and IF stared as it let out a high-pitched whine and trembled. "Uh, Compa..." IF began as she looked at the trembling plant. "How..."
"Oh, I've known Ivy since I was a baby!" Compa smiled happily. "It ate me a few times as a kid until I started slapping it."
"It... ATE you?!" Both Nepgear and IF boggled in surprise.
"Yep! Mama had to pull me out every time." Compa said with a giggle. "But Ivy's not a bad plant. I once got eaten and swallowed one night when I tried to go to the bathroom at night. Mama didn't get me out until the next morning. It was sticky and smelly."
"...For some reason, I'm not surprised." IF said with a sigh as they walked out of the hallway and into the living room. "Is that a giant croquet mallet?"
"Yep!" Compa's mother said with a smile as she stirred the pudding in the pot. "I was a wild girl when I was younger, I had to fight men off with that hammer all the time. I fell for the wrong guy. He was a total clown who did lots of stuff with me, gave me Compa, but he was more interested in this really muscular guy in a costume. Not the one who punched me into this world by accident." She said, clarifying for IF and Nepgear. "The guy that gave me Compa was more interested in tall, dark and brooding guys than me." She shook her head. "Ah, good times. Ivy there was given to me by my best friend an hour before I got sent to Gamindustri."
"Do you want to go back?" Nepgear asked and Compa's mother laughed.
"HA! No thanks! Too many wackos with powers that rival the gods where I'm from originally. This is a lot nicer and safer. I used to be a therapist, shockingly, lots of NPCs love to complain about their problems all day." She shrugged. "Better than going to an insane asylum to talk to people with split personalities and killer clowns."
Both IF and Nepgear sweat-dropped but didn't say anything.
"HELP!" Compa let out a scream and her mom, Nepgear and IF quickly looked as she was being lifted up by Ivy, who was biting her butt. "Ivy won't let go!"
"Ivy, if you don't let go of my girl right now, I'm going to turn you into mulch!"
Ivy dropped Compa and whimpered while Compa rubbed her butt and moaned in pain.
"If you weren't my best friend's plant, I would have killed you the first time you ate Compa!"
Both IF and Nepgear sweat-dropped as they went over to help Compa get away from Ivy. "At least now I understand a bit more about you, Compa." IF said as Compa just giggled and stuck her tongue out.
Other than that, the visit had been really peaceful and the pudding that Compa's mother made was quite delicious.
How many of you can figure out who Compa's mother is.
