Lincoln thought he should be surprised that people in Hell don't know shit about Christmas, but on the other hand; the kid decided not to be surprised about the fact for... obvious reasons. Another thought came to his head; and it was a lot of demons are sinners so they know what the loved holiday is since they did bad things and ended up down here when they died. Perhaps he should get to know about Sinsmas as well since that is (possibly) Hell's version of Christmas. Of course, Lincoln can still help Loona and the gang get to know about Christmas in return. But first thing's first, the kid needed to figure out the kind of perfect gift he wanted to give his very first demon friend.

Sure he may not have known her as long as Blitzo has, but he probably knew her enough to probably see that she is a picky person on gifts received to her, so he wanted to make sure that she would love it with all her heart.

His thinking was stopped by Octavia snapping him out of his train of thought. "Lincoln?" she said as she was gently rubbing his left shoulder with her left hand. "Are you ok?"

"What? Oh, sorry. I'm fine. Just thinking on what kind of present i should get for Loona. A perfect kind of gift."

"Is this holiday important to you?"

"Of course it is, Octavia. It's a time to celebrate and be with family and friends, kinda like how Sinsmas down here is. And Loona is my closest friend that is a demon. And you are another one of her closest friends. So, do you know what she would like?"

"Well, she is a big fan of heavy metal music and she likes motorcycles. But i am not entirely sure."

"Hmm. OK then. Maybe like a metal t-shirt of a band she loves." Lincoln speculated. "But... yet again, maybe i should wait a little longer before i plan on giving Loona something later on. Christmas is not till almost next month anyway."

"That's probably a good idea, sweetie." said Octavia. "Although a band shirt would be good. It's not very expensive to get. and Motorcycles cost a fucking fortune. Believe it or not, my dad actually had a motorcycle before, snd it costed like thirty-thousand dollars."

"Your dad?" Lincoln looked surprised

"Yes, i know." Octavia smirked. "My dad is the last kind of person you would ever expect to have a fucking motorcycle." She let out a cute giggle. "But it's true."

"whatever happened to it?"

"Bah, my mum destroyed it with a sledgehammer into a million pieces of rubble."

"Ooh." Lincoln had an uneasy look on his face

"Yeah, she said that the motors reving were too loud, and disrupting her beauty sleep. Ah, but it's no big loss. My dad is filthy rich anyway. If he can buy one; he can buy another."

"Good point. And hey at least you never have to worry about your so-called mother hurting you ever again."

"That's right." Octavia smiled. "Me and my dad are both free."


Almost a week later

"Oh. My. Gosh!" Siad Lynn Sr and Rita, both back from Haiti and sitting on the couch. Their eleven kids and Clyde were telling them about everything that happened when they were gone.

"So let us get this straight," said Rita, "there was a battle between you kids and Andrealphus and Stella?"

"We had help." Lincoln said

"And they were going to forced to marry Octavia jist so they can be richer?" Lynn Sr added

"Yep. Pretty much." said Lori

"And yeah, we didn't really go..." Lana was trying to think of a proper known and whispered to the smart sister: "Lisa, what's a good word for it?"

"Unscathed."

"Yeah! That! Unscathed." Lana smiled

"I gotta be off this foot for at least a week or two." Said Lynn while holding her crutches.

"And i am hidious!" Said Lola, taking off her blonde wig to show to her parents. "My beautifil hair is mostly gone!"

"Oh get over yourself, dude." Luna sounded annoyed. "How many times do we have to tell you; it grows back!"

"Watch it!" The princess sister gave Luna a threatening look with her right fist.

"But we did stop them," Lincoln pointed.

"Yeah you should have totally seen how cool Lincoln was while fighting Andrealphus." Said Leni, pulling out her phone to show them what she recorded that day. "See? Look at him. Totes cool."

Both the parents looked shocked and impressed by how well Lincoln waa fighting against the Icy peacock demon.

"So Lucifer punished Andrealohusajd Stella heaviky after all they had done." Lucy said

"It's a shame, I should have given them a liece of my mind." Rita looked angry. "But i'm glad all you kids are alright." Then she and her husband gave their kids a big hug

"So you guys are not mad at us?"

"Not at you. No." Lynn Sr. "Just at those two turkeys after everything they have done."

"Like Lincoln mentioned," said Lisa, "those two have already received their commeupance after everything they had done to us all."

"Yeah. Losing money, power, and credibility." Lincoln pointed. "And Lincoln just got FGM, even though I don't know what that is."

"Like we said dude, you don't want to know." Said Luna

"Yeah." Said Rita. "You don't want to know anyway."

"So can we see your scar, sport?" Lynn Sr asked his only son.

"Sure. But I don't know if it's a scar." He lifted his arm to reveal the cut that Andrealphus gave him.

"It is." said Lucy. "I can always tell the difference."

"Aw man. What am i going to tell my friends at school when they ask me?"

"Simple, you just say that we were all on a camping trip and you literally gave your life to protect us from a bear, though he gave you that scar."

"Good isea, Lori