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Wrath and Order: Pride and Penalties

-Wrath Ring: Satan's Castle-

"Ugh, I drank way too much last night. Thank Satan I didn't puke all over the bed." Verosika Mayday, Pop Princess of Hell, groaned as she sat up in the massive bed within Satan's castle, letting the soft, rust orange sheets fall, exposing her chest to the open air.

Stretching herself out a bit and gagging a little at the dry taste in her mouth, the very nude succubus noticed she had woken up alone in bed. However, a fragrant scent redirected her attention and turning to her right found a currently steamy cup of coffee in an obsidian mug with Satan's banner resting on the large nightstand, a small note attached to it.

Picking it up, Verosika chuckled a little at the note written in orange letters.

Figured you'd need a little pick me up to warm you up this morning. Love Satan/Naruto.

The signature was topped with a tiny chibi version of the Lord of Wrath giving a big thumbs up, a heart seemingly forming at the tip of said digit. It made the winged woman giggle at the mental image of the Sin doodling.

"How can someone who's usually so angry and scary be such a sweetheart at the drop of a hat." Taking a sip of the coffee, her taste buds were flooded with the rich flavor of Magma Mustang, one of the premiere blends found in Wrath and hardly cheap. "Though if he keeps spoiling me like this, I'm gonna end up feeling like some gold digging skank from Greed."

Putting the cup down for a moment, she finally got out of the bed, not bothering to cover herself as she entered the massive walk-in closet not far from the bed.

Having dated Satan for nearly a year now, she'd already started migrating some of her own personal items into the King of Wrath's home. His castle was far more luxurious than any place she could hope to afford in Lust or Pride, and had so much space it wasn't even an issue. Helped that blonde beast of the Ring of Wrath didn't mind one bit.

"Alright, so any bullshit I need to dress up for today?" Her eyes drifted to a calendar hanging on the door of the closet and noticed that from her schedule, her current week was actually completely free, save for a little note she'd written for herself about brainstorming some new songs for her next album.

"Still need to convince Satan to do a duet with me. It'd be the number one song in all Seven Rings, I know it…maybe if I butter him up a bit more I can convince him. He still hasn't cashed in that backstage pass we talked about the other day."

Opting to keep things simple she grabbed a white version of one of her Hell Tour concert shirts along with a pair of black sweatpants with orange flames Satan had bought for her. Her eyes briefly drifted to the several pairs of shoes on the rack below before shrugging and opting to go barefoot for the time. While she loved her many expensive pairs of high heels, especially since she could stab the occasional handsy assholes in the dick with them if she wanted, they were a pain to walk around in for long stretches. Also helped that the floors in Satan's home were heated and the sensation was quite pleasant on the skin.

Heading out the door of the bedroom and descending the stairs to the kitchen, Verosika could already hear several other voices, as well as the smell of something cooking, with her quickly being greeted by the massive indoor kitchen and a few Hellborn currently going about their day.

"Hey fellas, ain't we lucky. Looks like the lady of the house is awake and blessing us mere mortals with her presence."

Standing at the stove top of a rather large kitchen island, currently cooking a large griddle of hotcakes, eggs and strips of bacon, was quite tall light red Tyrannosaurus demon with a mop of shaggy dark crimson hair and navy blue eyes. His build was pretty well balanced, more toned like a runner and swimmer than a bodybuilder, clad in a black tank top and matching pants, an orange star imprinted on the legs, a white belt around his waist with a bronze belt buckle reading Outlaw, along with a holster for a massive red and blue Desert Warhawk pistol. Last things of note were the Pentagram tattoos on his shoulders, his heavy cowboy style brown boots and the word R.A.G.E. written in orange letters across his shirt.

This was Gene, leader of Satan's personal R.A.G.E. security detail. Expert with almost any type of firearm, a genius behind the wheel of just about any vehicle and a certified PhD when it came to the fine art of explosives.

He made the infamous arsonist from Pride, Cherri Bomb, look like a five year old playing with firecrackers in their backyard.

Verosika rolled her eyes at the overly flattering greeting, padding down the steps one hand on her hips while the other held her still warm coffee. "Morning to you too Gene, though maybe focus on buttering up breakfast instead of me. Cause that's about the only thing of mine you'll be smearing anything over."

Gene gave a coquettish wink, smirking like a rouge from one of those cowboy movies Satan occasionally showed her. "Hey, I'm just a man who can appreciate beauty when it's right in front of him, even if I know looking is the most I'm gonna get. I'm not a homewrecker, merely a connoisseur of beauty, and you Ms. Mayday are a fine rose in this vast desert we call home."

"Least he can somehow say that and still be charming, unlike the other creeps I have to deal with." Verosika offered Gene an affable half smile as she pulled out a chair at the kitchen island and took a seat, while sipping her coffee.

In addition to his skillset, Gene was also something of a ladies man, often using the money he made to visit the Lust Ring and woo his fair share of succubi and Hellborn. Oddly enough he preferred a more traditional casanova approach, using more eloquent words and pick up lines, rather than the standard dirty talk most demons used…and it proved quite effective. Helped he was helluva attractive, something even she'd admit.

"If he tried that routine with me a year ago, I'd probably give him a handjob or a blowie to test the waters. Who knows, maybe even a quickie if I was in a frisky mood." Verosika took another sip of her coffee, mulling over What-Ifs, even though she'd sworn to not engage in any kind of side action unless Satan was both involved and onboard with it.

She might be a succubus, but she committed to her relationships, especially this one.

"So, what's the proverbial Pop Princess of Hell still doing here? Shouldn't you be recording some new single in Lust or seducing some schmucks up top? Gotta say, I'm looking forward to your next release." Gene casually flipped several pancakes even with his eyes trained on the succubus, devil may care smile on his face.

"I've got some time off this week. Only thing I really need to focus on is figuring out what songs I'm gonna put on the damn album." Verosika quickly grabbed a plate Gene had laid out and added a few pancakes he'd already finished. "Satan promised he'd help me out with that…speaking of my big angry dragon. Where is he?"

"Oh, he's in the gym with Spike and Tear. Said he needed to get out all his anger out before this morning."

Verosika's eyes shifted to another Hellborn in the room, currently seated at a large dark oak and black steel lined dining table, a large silver sniper rifle with the word Gunsmoke emblazoned on the stock, and cleaning equipment resting on it along with a plate with some eggs and bacon.

This demon was similarly red like Gene, but a bit darker in color, with a considerably thinner frame. He was a pterodactyl type demon with a prominent bright yellow head crest and a pattern of light brown scales on his face that matched the wings under his arms, a pair of rust orange sunglasses covering his normally yellow colored eyes, matching the orange open leather jacket he wore along with black pants and brown boots.

This was Vash, R.A.G.E's resident marksman and sniper. If Gene was an expert with guns, Vash was a grandmaster, able to shoot a target from several miles away with casual ease and nail trickshots that'd leave any cowboy or action hero bitter with envy. Conversely, while Gene seemingly oozed confidence and machismo, Vash was far more humble and modest, if a little awkward at times, sort of like that weird little twink demon Blitz had on his team without being a full blown hypochondriac.

"Right, the Sins have that crazy meeting today. Ugh, Satan always gets especially irritable around this time." Verosika took a bite of one of her pancakes, recalling in particular how cantankerous the ancient demon had been the other day, needing an entire display case of Lucifer busts, twelve custom punching bags and about 200 pounds of some weird noodle dish from some eastern country on Earth she couldn't remember the name of to keep him calm.

On the plus side, it led to some especially rough, angry sex last night. It was only thanks to having gotten quite a bit of practice in the past year her entire lower body wasn't completely numb.

"Yeah, the boss doesn't really bother being subtle about the whole thing." Gene plated the last of the food from the griddle before turning off the stove and putting the hot pan in the sink. "I still remember two years ago, he spent three and a half hours on the phone roaring at Mammon about food shipments to Greed getting stolen. Threatened to go down and make a balloon animal out of the guy's nutsack and large intestine, among other things."

Vash winced a little while polishing his rifle. "I heard that when he finally went to the meeting, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor had to hold him back from throttling Mammon. There was even talks of making Lucifer come down to deal with it."

Verosika chuckled at that idea, almost choking on some eggs. "Unless the Princess is involved, Satan could nuke all of Pride and Lucifer would never leave his castle, much less break up a fight between the Sins."

"That's an understatement." A dark purple baryonyx demon with aqua colored eyes, claws and fangs, clad in a skintight navy blue shirt with black equipment vest holding a knife, handgun and a few other tools sat at the island across from Verosika, tapping away on a tablet. "Last time anyone saw the Prince of Pride was Seven Years Ago, even the Princess doesn't talk to him anymore."

And this was Rip, the Espionage, Hacking and Infiltration expert of R.A.G.E. Combat wasn't really his forte, but he could sneak in and out of any location without making a sound or leaving any kind of trail behind. Only thing scarier than how invisible he could be was the fact he could dig up so much dirt on any target, he could ruin them personally and financially in the span of less than an hour if he really wanted to.

"Hey Rip, how's Tear doing? You two finally get freaky in the sheets?" Verosika smirked deviously as the prehistoric spy actually turned a little shy.

"No, though she did agree to a second date and we'll be heading down to Envy on Friday." Rip's purple face turns a bit pink at the mention of his partner, trying to avoid his boss's girlfriend's gaze. "Managed to book an especially classy restaurant there, though it will involve going underwater to reach it and Tear isn't thrilled about that part.

Tear was another member of R.A.G.E., a teal and light green female raptor demon who specialized in tracking and assassinating prospective targets. Typically she and Rip worked as a pair, him getting the name, face and general location of the target, while Tear hunted them down and brought them back kicking, screaming or in some cases just the still bleeding head. It was often very rare that a target Tear was tasked with collecting came back without losing several gallons of blood, multiple layers of skin, several fingers, toes and eyes, and an entire left arm in one instance.

She'd actually volunteered to be the representative to keep I.M.P in line, having been utterly appalled by their amateurish and clumsy skill when it came to the fine art of murder.

Main reason Satan chose Burn, beyond his legal and organizational expertise, was because the Lord of Wrath was certain the members of I.M.P would likely have fewer limbs, many more scars and so much PTSD within the first week they'd need to be committed to Sloth's mental institution.

Really boggles the mind that a consummate professional like Rip was so attracted to a considerably more aggressive and blood hungry demon like Tear.

"Still don't get why you didn't just head to Lust instead." Gene bit into a little bacon, while eyeballing his teammate. "I mean it's basically the Ring of Romance here in Hell. No better place to take your date."

Rip looked up from his tablet with a flat expression. "Pardon me if I don't find neverending city blocks of sex shops, brothels and prostitutes at every street corner propositioning me to be especially romantic…no offense of course to you Ms. Verosika as that is your stomping ground."

Verosika merely shrugged, taking another sip of her coffee while lightly waving her legs back and forth under her chair. "Not hurting my feelings, even I get a little tired of it from time to time. Why do you think I spend so much time in Wrath lately?"

"Because of our extremely sophisticated yet also incredibly simple, rustic charm?" Gene gave her a playful wink.

"Is that in between the animal stampedes, the shootouts between rival farmers we have to break up, and the occasional turf war that erupts when cocky demons from Greed try to sneak in?" Vash offhandedly mentioned while checking his scope, not noticing Gene's smile shook a little and became ever so forced.

"Really not painting us in the best light, Vash."

"Relax you guys, I'm not gonna cut and ditch everything just cause this ring lives up to its namesake." Verosika chuckled playfully as she pulled out her phone and shot a quick text to Satan.

U comin out soon?

Yeah. Just need a min.

Smiling again, she closed the chat and took another moment to enjoy the wallpaper of her phone screen, showing the couple laughing and dancing at Ozzie's during their six month anniversary.

Seeing the ebullient look on her face felt a sharp contrast to the mental image that had remained burned in her head like a bad polaroid from another time in her life related to Wrath.

Her standing naked in a dirty motel bathroom, glaring at the now cracked mirror, mascara running down her tear and rage filled eyes, her now bleeding hand angrily digging her nails into the heart tattoo she'd gotten only a week prior, phone laying cracked on the bathroom floor displaying numerous texts to her previous boyfriend asking where he was while her mailbox exploded with messages from several horse ranches in Wrath, bringing up her credit cards going over their limit.

After that little experience and all the fallout that came afterwards, Verosika avoided the Wrath Ring at every turn, only going for spots on her concert tours and practically plowing through any demon on the road to reach the elevator to the other Rings the second the show ended. She'd all but sworn to herself if she could never set foot in said Ring again, she would.

And now here she was, over a year later not only happily living in said Ring most of the time, but actually in a loving relationship with its ruler and enjoying the company of its inhabitants.

That thought made her hold her phone closer to her chest, smiling warmly as she did, truly grateful for how things had gotten to this point.

For as shitty as he was, guess on some level I owe Blitz for helping me get here in the end.

Thoughts of her ex however quickly blew away as she felt a familiar pair of muscular arms encircle her body, a warm sensation she'd become quite attached to washing over her, as she turned her head ever so slightly to be greeted by the soft ocean blue eyes of her boyfriend.

"Glad to see the pick me up helped after all. Was kind of worried you wouldn't be walking for at least another two hours."

A cheshire grin broke out on Verosika's face. "I'd say if it were three months ago, that'd probably happen, but you're not the only one getting plenty of exercise, big fella. We might need to change up our routine if you wanna make me start limping again."

Naruto got a dangerous grin on his face as he moved his hands ever so slowly towards Verosika's breasts, with the succubus looking all too eager for the action. However, the sound of someone clearing their throat stopped them mid way.

"As much as I hate to interrupt." The power couple of Wrath groaned as Zenia walked in, eyes focused on her tablet with Satan's schedule. "But sadly, Lord Satan is expected in the Pride Ring for the quarterly Sins Gathering in less than an hour and that requires he look as presentable as possible."

Verosika practically moaned, leaning back into her boyfriend's chest, playfully balancing the chair on its back legs while pushing her feet against the table. "Damnit Zeni, couldn't you pencil in a quickie at least before the meeting. You should know what we're all about by now."

"I do indeed Ms. Mayday, but I also know that for the two of you, a quickie usually lasts far longer than an hour."

An impressed whistle left Gene's lips, looking at the pair with new found respect. "Dang, my record's just under an hour before I start to get dehydrated. Might need to start joining you in the gym Boss, gotta increase my stamina."

"Seems that despite not living in Lust, we can't avoid talking like we do." Rip sourly looked up from the reports he was reviewing. "Though Sir, I don't see Tear and Spike with you, are they still in the gym?"

"What's the problem Spyguy," Gene smirked as he mocked the infiltrator. "Worried our close combat guy might be getting a little too handsy with your girlfriend…then again he did say he had a thing for a lady who could kick his ass."

Rip's expression changed on a dime, shifting from calm sophistication, to wrathful bloodlust in a nanosecond. "If that three horned malfeasant layabout even touches her in a way that isn't a punch, kick or grapple, I will personally peal his dick like a…."

"ENOUGH!" Naruto raised his voice a few octaves, though avoided going into his demon form, causing Gene to practically stand ramrod straight, while Rip's expression morphed back to its normal state. "Rip, I know this is hilarious coming from me, but you need to learn to control yourself. I doubt Spike's gonna try anything funny and if he does, Tear likely is gonna leave him with a few new scars. So lighten up."

"Sorry Sir, won't happen again." Rip immediately offered a penitent bow and returned to his reports.

"Damn babe." Verosika's breathing started to pick up as she looked up at her boyfriend, looking far redder than before. "Watching you get all commanding, you know how to get a girl's engine revving."

Her reward for the comment was a light peck on the nose that might as well have been a bucket of cold water as the smiling Sin pulled away. "Unfortunately, gonna need to take the keys out of the ignition for right now…but once I get back, I'll do a lot more than just revving your engine."

Verosika pouted like a child, "You'd better, you can't just tease a girl like that." Naruto found the action adorable, hugging her into his chest and giving her a kiss on the head, only for Zenia to again clear her throat, breaking the duo up.

"Again, I'm sorry sir, but we still need you to shower, change and review the quarterly reports and charts before the meeting. We need to board the Rampaging Railway in the next thirty minutes if we want to reach Pride on time."

"You know Zenia." Naruto finally let go of Verosika and started walking up towards his bedroom to get ready. "Sometimes, I hate that you're so damn good at your job, you know that?"

The normally stiff Secretary gave an impish chuckle while adjusting her glasses, the glare from the light hiding her eyes. "I take that as the highest compliment Lord Satan."

-Pride Ring: Town Hall-

"Satan, baby, how's it going? Been a while since you gave my Ring a visit." Asmodeus, The Sin of Lust playfully wrapped his arm around the Sin of Wrath's shoulders, pulling the currently shorter Sin in for a side hug as they walked the halls towards the meeting room, Zenia following slowly behind. "Gotta say I'm pretty hurt, especially after I helped set you and Verosika up way back when."

"Technically Ozzie, you just invited me to hang out at your club for a few hours." Naruto quickly clarified, yet didn't resist the friendly embrace. "The two of us hooking up and getting together afterwards was pure dumb luck. Plus I'm pretty sure any kind of hook up you'd have arranged for me, wouldn't have lasted past the next day."

"You really gotta stop selling yourself short Satan," Ozzie finally broke the embrace while lightly humming as they walked. "You'd have probably stopped being single a lot sooner if you used my App. I distinctly remember offering you the very first subscription spot when I started it."

"Which I thanked you for, along with expressly mentioning I wasn't interested in one night stands. If I'm gonna be sleeping with someone, it's someone I want to stay with for more than a couple of hours and preferably without having to pay them."

Ozzie merely chuckled as he watched the angriest of the Seven Sins walk beside him. "Guess it's true when they say Wrath and Passion go hand in hand. You don't just hate hard, you love hard too."

"Damn right I do." Naruto smirked a little, both for the compliment and that Ozzie was managing to have a conversation with him about relationships without asking for input on his bedroom activities with Verosika or spending the next ten minutes discussing his own nightly antics with Fizz.

The blonde dragon was very happy his fellow Sin had found love, but he wished to whatever deity dragged him down here he'd keep the details to himself.

"By the way, thanks again for that little favor you let me cash in last year." Ozzie's smile turned ever so devious as he quickly pulled out his phone and opened up a picture of something that he showed to the Sin of Wrath, who immediately held back a snarl. "We just released it three months ago and it's turned into one of my top sellers, still don't get why you won't let me give you the royalties."

Immediately Naruto's hand shoved Ozzie's phone and arm back into one of his coat pockets, eyes erupting angrily as he stared at the blue rooster of Sin. "Because I don't want anyone knowing about that, something I distinctly remember us agreeing to in the very explicit nondisclosure clause of the contract we signed and had Zenia and Burn go over twenty times just to make sure you kept your three mouths shut about it."

Ozzie quickly pocketed his phone and raised his arms defensively. "Easy big guy, I always honor my contracts and if you wanna keep it quiet, that's totally cool with me."

"That's good." Letting out a calm breath that released a few embers, his posture relaxes. "Because I swear, if Bee found out about that–"

"Found out about what? Whatcha chatty bitches talking about now?"

Naruto's neck practically snapped while Ozzie's fiery face almost exploded from the shock as Queen Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony, was currently hovering at the doors to the meeting room.

"Well, don't leave a girl hanging! What's the deets?" Bee fluttered over to the pair, eyeing them with her ever jubilant grin. She was just as hungry for gossip and info as she was food and booze. She gasped and got into Naruto's face. "OH! Did Verosika finally convince you to have a threesome? Once you're onboard, she knows I'm totally down to join in."

Naruto loudly groaned at the request. In a lot of ways, Bee was the very annoying little sister he'd never had and only somewhat wanted. She was the life of the party, a genuinely fun person to be around and optimistic to a fault, but also insanely scatterbrained and flakey except when it came down to something that really interested her, at which point she refused to let said matter drop.

Case in point, a little while after Verosika and Naruto started dating – three months in, to be exact – the sexy succubus had mentioned offhandedly that being a part of a threesome with two of the Sins, save for Mammon, was apparently on her bucket list….along with most demons in Hell surprisingly enough. Anyway, Bee had been within earshot when that particular comment was made – they were all in Pride for the quarterly meeting and both of the Sins' respective partners were business associates and friends – and immediately offered to be the third party. This was despite a fair amount of protesting from her current boyfriend, Vortex, since while the idea of his girlfriend and his sexy as hell boss getting busy in bed certainly was appealing to him, having Satan be the third member of that menage a trois immediately derailed his approval.

Luckily for him, Naruto said he'd agree to such a thing when "Mammon became a philanthropist."

In essence: Never happening!

When Naruto loved, he loved hard and he wasn't gonna cheapen that by also sleeping with a fellow Sin, especially someone who for the longest time admitted to seeing him more as an older brother. Granted this was Hell so it's not exactly like that was taboo or stopping anyone, but he firmly told Bee no.

Sadly, she just seemed unwilling to take a hint.

"Bee, we've been over this like twenty times, my answer is No! In fact, after this recent request, I've decided that my no has graduated to a firm Hell No! Congrats."

"Seriously?" Bee buzzed in annoyance. "Damnit, I love-hate that you're so crazy loyal to your girlfriend. Any other guy would already be trowless and waving their dick in my face while Verosika was laying in bed cheering us on."

"Well whoopee for me, I'm the one guy in all the Rings that won't do that." Naruto immediately pushed Bee's snout out of his face. "Anyway, pretty sure that Vortex didn't sign off on this either and I sure as hell ain't agreeing to him double teaming you and Verosika."

"Bitch, please," Bee scoffed as she rose up, hands on her hips looking almost offended. "If anything, I'd be the one double teaming him and V. Nobody dominates this Queen! Tex knows better than that."

"Guess we know who wears the pants in that relationship." Ozzie chuckled a little, earning a high five from Bee.

"Hell yeah, bitch!"

"Fuck's sake." Naruto just looked between the two of his 'favorite' – and that's using the term loosely – Sins with a mixture of irritation and frustration. "Sometimes I seriously wonder why I'm friends with you two. And thanks again for reminding me why my answer is still a firm Hell No Bee."

"Tsk. No one likes a Buzz Kill, Satan."

"Tough shit." Naruto walked past her towards the door. "Someone has to be, especially since the Prick of Pride refuses to leave his man-cave to do his fucking job."

The mention of the fallen angel caused his volcanic veins to glow and temperature to rise, the handles on the doors starting to glow as well. The previously comedic tone dropped sharply as both Bee and Ozzie looked at Naruto with concern.

"You cool over there, Satan?" Asmodeus took a step towards the still fuming Sin. "Need a minute to cool off before we start? Don't need a repeat of last year."

"Speak for yourself, Ozzie." Bee conjured herself some cotton candy to nibble on. "Seeing Satan rip into Mams like that? No lie, kept me plenty satisfied on vibes for about a month afterwards. In more ways than one."

"Really working hard to make sure I never change my mind on that threesome Bee." Naruto's veins stopped glowing, too distracted by the mental image of Bee stroking her honeypot to the thought of him brutalizing Mammon.

Speaking of the titular Sin of Greed.

"DAMNIT YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" The obese emerald jester roared in his seat, a leg of chicken in his arm whilst Belephegor slept to his right and Leviathan's two heads seemed in the middle of some kind of argument. "How much longer were you planning to make us wait? I got a lotta money to make up after that blue feathered fuck poached my top earner!"

Asmodeus's face immediately turned red, literally

"You wanna fucking go MAM?!" A blue ball of fire formed in his hands, only for Mammon's own body to start surging with electricity.

"Bring it, you literal cock sucker."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU!" Naruto's thunderous voice boomed through the room, which immediately started to heat up by about 200 hundred degrees. "We go through this same bullshit every damn quarter, so let's try to at least pretend to be civil for an hour."

All the Sins in the room immediately clammed up, Mammon sulking angrily in his chair while Asmodeus merely huffed in the Greedy Sin's general direction as he and Bee took their respective colored seats, while Naruto's eyes drifted to the Red chair at the head of the table with a familiar Apple logo that was currently empty. With another angry snort that let off a small cloud of ash, he made his way to the front of the table, shoving the red chair out of the way and replacing it with his own orange one.

"Alright, now we can finally start this Quarterly Sins Gathering. And seeing as how our oh so responsible King decided to once again not grace us with his presence, I'll be leading the meeting."

With a quick snap of his fingers, Zenia walked in carrying a collection of color coded folders and handing them to the different Sins, Asmodeus and Bee waving and smiling at the secretary, while Mammon looked about ready to give the busty hybrid a slap on the ass, only for the weight of Naruto's second set of fiery eyes to make him think twice.

"Alright, starting things off, based on my recent security reports, crime in Lust, Gluttony and Sloth has managed to remain relatively low since our last meeting, so well done to you three."

Both Bee and Ozzie beamed a little while Belephegor slept, Mammon muttering "suck ups" under his breath. Naruto's eyes started to glow angrily again.

"Meanwhile, Envy, though it's doing better than before, is still fifth overall in terms of safety rankings." His gaze shifted to the two headed Sin. "Leviathan, Levi, please. Let me start sending out additional security detachments. Plenty of my demons could smooth things out over there really quick, and they won't go near your scales."

The humanoid head of the pair seemed to eagerly nod at the suggestion only for the serpent-like one to hiss in response, glaring at its softer half, while Naruto merely groaned at the sight.

And we're still at a fucking stalemate. Centuries later and they still refuse to agree on anything.

"Fine. Get back to me when you make a decision." He grumbled. His four eyes narrowed and landed on the Sin of Greed.

Mammon was letting his massive gut lay on the table while playing with a fidget spinner, he noticed Satan's stare.

"What the fuck are you starin at, Draco-bitch?"

Letting off an angry breath filled with sulfur and ash, Naruto immediately pulled out a large green colored report.

"Criminal activity in Greed has somehow increased nearly two-hundred percent in the few months since we last spoke, only just barely being less dangerous than everything going on here in Pride since at least the psychos in your Ring aren't fucking immortal."

"Oh, please, like anyone here gives a fucking shit about that." Mammon huffed, letting his bloated gut shake about to the disgust of some present. "Not like your Ring's anything to brag about, Satan. Last I checked, my Ring wasn't as barren as half the skanks running around that feathered fag's Ring."

Asmodeus angrily glared at Mammon, though Naruto's own anger was less obvious but just as potent, his entire body glowing with intense heat at the mention of the state of his own Ring.

"Well, while we're on the topic of your subjects," he growled. "There's also the matter of the requested extradition of one Crimson Knolastname from Greed to Pride to stand trial for the attempted extortion and blackmail against one of the Sins."

From the report Naruto quickly pulled out a picture of the titular mobster, causing Asmodeus's entire face to be set ablaze, his fists quaking angrily at the memory of the arrogant Imp openly mocking him and referring to him as The Most Non-Threatening of the Sins.

It was only thanks to the agreement made between each Sin that their Ring was theirs and theirs alone to rule that no immediate action was taken. Meaning the Lustful Lord couldn't just rampage into Greed until he found the little wannabe Godfather and brutally murdered him like he had his slimy lawyer.

Nope, as long as the little red piece of shit stayed within Greed's borders he fell under Mammon's exclusive jurisdiction, and only he could grant permission for Naruto's teams to enter Greed to drag him kicking and screaming…likely a lot of screaming if Tear was involved, before the court.

"Geez you're still on that crap? Not my fault this flaming feathery fuck couldn't keep an eye on his little bedwarmer." Mammon chuckled as he took a bite of his chicken leg, smirking arrogantly at the Sin of Lust. "Maybe if Ozzie spent less time fucking around in his spunk factories and more time showing the lower class whose in charge, then Imps wouldn't be so bold as to bend him over for all he's got."

Asmodeus's face turned even angrier as he looked ready to throw hands. "How about I run my Ring how I want to and you stop being such a cheap, lying little piece of shit?! Just hand that shark cum soaked sack of toxic shit over!"

By now Ozzie was halfway into his full demon form, fire starting to fill the room as he leaned towards Mammon, who was actually keeping calm for a change, mockingly smirking at the frustrated Sin of Lust.

"Hmmm, let me think about it…." And immediately he raised all four hands giving the Rooster a quadruple bird. "Get fucked, you oversized flaming drongo! After the crap you and Fizz pulled at my Clown Pagent last year, I'm liable to give that Imp a couple beers when I see him at a fuckin' discount! Shit, I might even offer him a job."

The Sin of Lust howled in rage as he prepped to reach over the table, but Naruto's now enlarged fist slammed on the table stopping him.

"COOL OFF OZZIE!" His angry voice boomed, offering him a look of sympathy with two of his eyes while his orange ones glared angrily at Mammon. "You know the rules, as long as Crimson stays in Greed, Mammon ultimately gets to decide what to do with him. His Ring, His Rules, I said the same thing to him at the last meeting when he tried to order Fizz be dragged into Greed for supposedly breaching his contract."

That simmered The Lord of Lust down right quick. Pretty much after the whole "2 Minutes Notice" situation at the Clown Pageant, Mammon immediately demanded some form of retaliation against Ozzie and Fizz for the latter breaching his contract with the Sin of Greed. Luckily Ozzie had anticipated that and made sure to keep Fizz strictly within Lust's borders until they hammered the details out, with Burn still reviewing the jester's contract for some kind of loophole to exploit.

It had brought the Wrathful One quite a lot of joy to tell Mammon his hands were effectively tied so long as Fizz stayed in Lust and after spending years on tour across the Seven Rings and the crap that happened in Greed, Fizz was all too happy to stay put for a while. Sadly that came with the caveat that by that same logic, as long as Crimson stayed in Greed and Mammon kept him safe, he was untouchable.

"Yeah, not so smug now are you, you Kentucky fried cocksucker?" Mammon shoved the rest of his chicken in his mouth and loudly chewed it with his mouth wide open, leaving Bee disgusted along with Leviathan's serpent head, while her human head still looked almost endeared at the action.

"Mammon, how many fucking times do I have to tell you not to eat at these meetings?!" Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose. "Can't believe I've only had to tell Bee that once. How the fuck is that possible?"

"Cuz I'm the best bitch you got, bro!" Bee grinned at him while Mammon murmured a mockery of her words as he dismissed his food.

"Yes, thank you, Bee." Naruto sighed as he lowered his hand. "Since we've settled that debacle until next quarter when we'll be certain to do this shit again, that leaves the status of Pride…but considering a certain Golden Cucked Dillhole refuses to show up, I guess we'll just move onto the next–"

The sound of a phone ringing immediately cut the Sin of Wrath off along with the others, not helped by the fact the ring itself was accompanied by a particular ringtone…which was multiple ducks quacking.

Immediately the temperature in the room started to rise as all eyes drifted to a now gobsmacked Ozzie, who slowly reached into his coat pocket and pulled out his ringing phone. The Sin of Lust took a quick look at the caller ID and his eyes immediately shrunk, shifting ever so slightly to the increasing angry Satan.

"Uh, hey so this probably is just a misdial, so…" He tugged his collar a little to cool himself off a little only for a strained smile to break out on Naruto's face.

"Ozzie, we all know whose ringtone that is. So why not just put it on speaker for us. I imagine we ALL want to hear what the person on the other end has to say."

Hesitantly, the Sin of Lust answered the phone and quickly brought it up to his mouth. "Hey, so I'm about to put you on speaker, just heads up."

With a press of the speaker button he placed it on the table.

"Hello….can everyone hear me?" A somewhat nasally sounding voice came from the phone that caught some of the Sins off guard for half a second before everyone collectively groaned as it was a poor attempt to hide who the actual speaker was.

He can't be fucking serious! Was the collective thought of all Six Sins, even Belphegor opened her eyes ever so slightly to acknowledge she was listening and even her sleepy expression conveyed the same disbelief at what was going on.

"I'm just gonna take that silence as a yes. Anywho, this is….Doffy, Lord Lucifer's extremely awesome and extremely handsome secretary speaking on his behalf."

Naruto felt his teeth start to grit a little in increased anger. He can't seriously think we're this stupid…who am I kidding he's the Sin of Pride, of COURSE he thinks we're this stupid.

And that thought only served to piss him off more.

"His Royal Majesty, King of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar wanted to apologize for his absence, but he was tied up in a very demanding project that required his full attention."

Bullshit! Again all Six Sins mentally shouted as the poor attempt at comedy continued.

"However, he wanted to let everyone know he has been made very aware that some of you, especially a certain steroid chugging lizard, have been less than satisfied with his performance as your ruler as of late."

Immediately five of the six Sins felt the temperature spike significantly and took several steps back, even Belphegor was now wide awake and shaking a little. The five Sins slowly backed toward the windows and door as Naruto's body was now radiating heat like a furnace. His teeth were bared and his veins glowing brightly.

"And His Esteemed and Awesome Majesty…Agrees with this assessment."

What? The temperature in the room immediately dropped as even Naruto looked almost stunned by the statement. Huh, guess that voicemail finally managed to get the message across.

Sadly that moment of optimism, like pretty much everything else Lucifer touched or had a hand in, immediately turned into a rancid puddle of shit.

"Thus, he feels that since Lord Satan believes he's done such a great job running Hell to where he can criticize Lord Lucifer about it, it's only fair that he be treated as such. Thus, effective immediately, and by Royal Decree, Lord Lucifer hereby bistows the responsibility of managing any and all future Demon Deals carried out from henceforth, shall fall squarely under Lord Satan's exclusive jurisdiction."

And just like that, silence again sounded in the room, though the Sins, even Mammon looked ready to start really freaking out, even the normally stoic Zenia looked genuinely horrified, all eyes on the still stagnant Satan.

"Enjoy your new responsibility big guy!" 'Doffy' dropped his stupid accent and chuckled over the line. "You've certainly earned it! Toodles~!"

With that said the line went dead and like a pin pulled from a grenade, Hell immediately followed afterwards.

Satan's entire body started glowing like a raging volcano, the room heating up to a stupid degree, Ozzie's phone literally melting on the table in front of them as Naruto's face contorted and warped into one of the most unholy rages anyone has ever seen.

"MERCIFUL PISS, EVERYONE FUCKING RUN!" Mammon immediately burst into a cloud of green smoke and lightning, with the other Sins immediately following suit. Bee and Ozzie jumped out the nearby window, with Bee using her honey-like tail to grab Zenia and yank her out with them, Belphegor turning into a pillar of pink sand that fell flat on the floor while Leviathan melted into a puddle of purple water. It only took less than a few seconds before the entire building exploded in what could only be described as a fiery nuke.

"LUCIFEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

-Pride Ring: Hazbin Hotel-

An extremely loud boom was heard from within the confines of the titular Happy or renamed Hazbin Hotel, followed by a noticeable shake that left the porn star Angel Dust flat on his face after being knocked off the couch, Husk struggling to keep several of the bottles at the bar on shelves and the maid Nifty fell from the window she was polishing straight on to the floor.

"The fucking shit was that?" Angel groaned as he lifted himself off the floor while rubbing his jaw. "Ugh, I better not have bruised my jaw, Valentino will have my ass if I can't perform that big blow job scene tomorrow."

"Possible earthquake just happened and that's what you're concerned about? You've got messed up priorities, Kid." Husk groaned while double checking every bottle was secure, before taking a sip of one.

"Oh, excuse me." Angel huffed as he stood back up and cracked his spine. "It's called having a good work ethic and I happen to love my job. Maybe if you watched some of my movies you'd understand why."

Husk cringed at the bedroom eyes the spider demon was giving him and chugged the alcohol even harder, while turning his attention to the still motionless Nifty.

"You still alive down there Nif?"

"YES! PAIN!" Nifty immediately shouted, laughing maniacally that left the two other demons wincing.

"Sorry I asked." Husk quickly uncorked another bottle.

"Is everyone okay, Anyone hurt?" Charlie Morningstar, Princess of Hell, Daughter of Lucifer and Manager of the Hazbin Hotel immediately ran down the stairs in her red and white pants suit, white face and perma-blushed cheeks panicking while her ever faithful girlfriend Vaggie followed behind trying to sooth her.

"Charlie it was like a nanosecond quake. I'm pretty sure everyone's fine."

"It never hurts to be sure, Vaggie." Charlie immediately breathed a sigh of relief when she saw everyone more or less accounted for and uninjured.

"Yeah, we're fine Princess. No need to get your thong in a twist over it." Angel snarked much to Vaggie's irritation, falling back onto the couch, just as the TV blazed to life.

An orange image on the screen with the letters E.S.A.S. under a familiar looking Dragon symbol, followed by a rather shrill and nasally voice.

"Hello Pentagram City, this is Katie Killjoy with a fun little update on the E.S.A.S., or for you retarded newbies the Early Satan Alert System."

"I'm sorry…" Vaggie's single eye blinked fairly rapidly at the image on screen. She looked around and pointed at the television screen. "Early Satan Alert System?"

"Oh right, forgot you ain't been in Pride too long One Eye." Angel smirked as he saw her seethe. "Meaning's in the name, think of it kind of like a Hurricane Warning only about a thousand times worse."

"Yeah, Satan doesn't come to Pride often, and when he does he's almost always in a bad mood." Husk quickly downed the rest of his bottle. "Only question when that image is on screen is how royally fucked we all are."

The former angel now found herself sweating a little while clinging more closely to a visibly concerned Charlie as the broadcast continued.

"Now you diseased denizens of Pride, this morning we had the alert at a nice Annnoyed, Angry Glares, but in the last two minutes we've officially migrated to…WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE! FIND A BOMB SHELTER AND LOCK YOURSELF IN IT! This is Katie Killjoy, signing off! TOM! GET THE FUCKING LEAD OUT!"

The TV immediately shifted to an image of a massive burning skull with the words WE'RE FUCKED in big red letters, before the signal went dead.

And there was an awkward silence in the Hotel for a moment before the sound of doors opening and the crew watched Charlie sprint like the devil was on her back out the door, leaving the rest of the Hotel's inhabitants nervous.

"So…this place has a basement right?" Angel asked offhandedly as both Husk and even Nifty suddenly found themselves wondering the same thing.

"Down the hall, second door on the right." A familiar Radio static laden voice made the group jump as the Hotel's sponsor, Alastor the Radio Demon appeared. "I'd suggest we head there and wait for the lady of the house to return…unless you'd rather take your chances topside?"

With a light spring in his step the Overlord headed in the direction of the basement. The other residents looked at each other for a good second, before Husk and Angel grabbed as much booze as they could and ran after him, Nifty following suit. Vaggie held back, watching for her girlfriend before she sighed and followed the others downstairs.

-Pride Ring: Lucifer's Castle-

The massive doors to Lucifer's home immediately exploded into shards of burning wood and stone as an absolutely livid Naruto stomped through the doorway. His entire body was half way through transforming into his demonic form, his dragon wings erupting from his back, teeth morphed into fangs, his second set of horns erupting from his head and his exposed arms increasing in size and sprouting more scales and claws.

His entire body was glowing with intense heat, the orange eyes on his forehead practically oozing fire as smoke and ash came out in heavy breaths from his mouth.

"LUCIFER! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" The furious Sin of Wrath roared through the halls of the castle, pieces of furniture either melting or steadily burning as he walked by them, his feet actually leaving fiery imprints in the floor. "Your mouth finally wrote a check that your ass won't be able to cash, and my size thirty boot is coming to fucking collect!"

Being greeted with another doorway, the Sin of Wrath immediately blew it off its hinges and found himself in what he presumed was a dinning room, office, throne room, he really didn't fucking care at this point.

No, the target of his anger was currently seated at the head of a fairly long table, a phone near his hands, a few new ducks to his left and possibly the smuggest grin anyone in Hell had ever seen.

"Satan. How's it going big fella, hey congrats on the promotion by the way. Doffy just finished telling me about it." The sarcasm dripping off his voice was so thick Naruto could swim in it and it was just pissing him off even further.

"Cut the bullshit you pompous pasty face pansyass prince." Naruto's transformed claw slammed on the table, making it shake. "What the fuck is this shit about me handling Demon Deals? That's your responsibility not mine!"

"What's the big deal?" Lucifer lazily asked while leaning back in his chair, playing with one of the ducks on the table. "I mean you said I was doing a lousy job anyway, what with me squatting like a troll in my tower. I figured you'd be thrilled to more or less be taking the reins and being in charge."

Naruto's anger just kept spiking, even as he tried his hardest to calm himself down. "You know what the problem is. Between producing and supplying every Ring with food, not to mention security, and more or less keeping all the other Sins semi-organized, I barely have enough time to take care of my own Ring."

That was a key crux of the issue and Lucifer knew that. Thanks to Naruto spending so much of his time trying to keep all the Rings from tearing each other apart in one way or another, he wasn't able to properly maintain his own Ring in the more hands on approach he wanted. That was a major reason why Wrath was an almost barren desert compared to the sprawling cities of Lust and Pride or the more lush communities of Envy and Gluttony.

The fact he was constantly kept from being able to help his own citizens and Ring served as one of the main sources for Naruto's Wrath.

"And besides that, you know Demon Deals are easily one of the most time consuming and irritating tasks in the Seven Rings. It literally takes forever to get that done even on a good day."

"Eh, it's time consuming bullshit and I could use that time better. Besides, you've made your complaints known."

Lucifer's words made Naruto's rage spike to apocalyptic levels. The reason for that was that Demon (or Demonic, depending on the participants) Deals effectively referred to the various agreements, contracts or simple favors granted to humans across the Mortal Realm. This mainly centered on either Cultists promising sacrifices in exchange for power, favors or the like, crazy people selling their souls in exchange for money, talent or even sex, and the occasional edgy teenager who happened to find a real demon summoning spell on Google to show off to their buddies.

It was the definition of tedious bullshit and something that up until these last few moments was exclusively an issue for the Pride Ring and by extension Lucifer to handle.

"What's the problem, you said you'd help me out when I needed you and you made it pretty clear you're unsatisfied with how I'm handling things." Lucifer smirked. "I figured I'm doing you a solid."

"Oh, a solid, huh? You really want to try to lay that bullshit on me?" Naruto's nostrils flared angrily. "No, no...No, I agreed to help you run Hell, not do it all my fucking self, you little arrogant prick. Ever since Lilth dumped your sorry ass – which is probably the only decent thing she's done for all of Creation! – you've been dropping more and more of this crap on me. Keep it up, and you'll be a King in name only, not unlike Paimon or Baal."

That last jab proved to hit a nerve as Lucifer's cocky smile finally dropped a little.

"Watch it, Lizard Boy, don't forget who it is you're talking to." Lucifer's eyes shifted just a little, his sclera turning red while his eyes narrowed but Naruto didn't even flinch.

"Oh, I know exactly who I'm talking to. I'm talking to the biggest fuck up in the history of Creation. Someone who screwed up EVERYTHING he's ever been handed in his life. His first job that he was fucking made for, then this kingdom that he was handed on a silver fucking platter, the marriage to the literal first woman ever made!" Naruto chuckled sardonically as he ticked the points off of his claws on one hand. "...And then there's his daughter."

"Oh…" Lucifer's grin dropped fully. "Don't you even fucking dare go there, Satan. You will regret it."

"Am I? Well, I'm gonna fucking dare! You know why?! Because you're making it so I'd have no time left to do anything, and frankly, that's bullshit! I would rather be helping my Ring – the home of the Imps that I made to help you – prosper. Rather than do that or fucking anything worth a damn, you want to keep me from being able to relax when I just wanna work out for a bit or watch a movie. But unlike your stupid, self-centered ass, I'll be DAMNED sure I'm not gonna sit back and let some fuckhead failure keep me from spending time with my girl!" Naruto's voice boomed louder than ever and it actually made Lucifer's hostile expression drop more to a look of embarrassment that he aimed at the draconic sin. He masked it quickly with a sneer.

"Wow, I'd have never imagined you of all demons to fall in love. Much less for some well used, Lust-born whore." Lucifer shot low and hit the mark. The Sin of Wrath saw red and slammed his fist through the table, fully embracing his Near-True Form.

"Talk about Verosika like that again and all of Hell will be seeing what your intestines and stomach look like firsthand." Naruto snarled angrily. He then chuckled as a dark grin broke out on his face. "Although, that's pretty ironic coming from you, considering you married the Original Whore."

And that low shot hit just as hard, Lucifer's grip on the duck in his hand causing it to burst.

"Then again," Naruto's furious eyes drifted over to a massive portrait of Lucifer with his wife and daughter, the wrathful gaze of the dragon zeroing in on Lilith. He sneered and chuffed a blast of fire at the Queen of Hell's face, scorching the image instantly. He glared back down at the strained smirk on Lucifer's face. "At least MY partner respects me enough to stick around! I guess it helps that I don't basically force her to do my fucking job! No wonder she ran out on your ass. Boy, I can't fuckin' imagine getting cucked by the same bitch that walked out on Adam of all people! That's got to really burn... assuming she didn't give you the Clap on her way out."

Lucifer's own anger boiled over, his own demonic side burst through as two massive red horns sprouted by his head, his six wings erupted from his back along with his red arrow tipped tail and his eyes blazed a violent pure red. He flew up into Naruto's face with a nasty snarl.

"Seems like you've let your ego get a bit too big lately Satan." Lucifer growled at Naruto, glaring into the four eyes of the blonde Sin of Wrath, who didn't even flinch as the Ruler of Hell stared him down. "Looks like someone is in need of an attitude adjustment and a reminder who's the real King of Hell."

"Go ahead," Naruto snorted, four eyes narrowed to small slits as his knuckles cracked when he clenched his fists. "I've been waiting centuries to finally have an excuse to knock you on your arrogant ass. I just hope Lilth didn't take your spine along with your balls after she bailed on you and Charlie."

"You…" Lucifer growled angrily. "You keep my Daughter's name out of your filthy fucking mouth! She has nothing to do with this!"

"Oh, now you wanna pretend to be a Dad?! That's rich coming from you. How many years has it been since you even looked at Charlie, huh?" Naruto felt himself smirk as he saw Lucifer's face dip if only slightly at the mention of his daughter's absence from his life. "Face it Lucifer, you're not just a lousy ruler, you're a lousy EVERYTHING! It's honestly hilarious that you're known as The Sin of Pride, except its actually really fucking sad, because you have fuck all to be proud of!"

Lucifer's arms were shaking as he held back the urge to strike Satan, knowing full well the kind of havoc it could cause on the entire Ring.

Contrary to popular belief, Lucifer and Satan were actually pretty evenly matched when it came to combat, with either party having their different strengths. Lucifer was the craftier of the two, helped by his more varied arsenal of skills including his shapeshifting, magical mastery and angelic powers. Meanwhile Satan had him beat definitively in raw strength, literal fire power and combat experience/prowess.

There was a very good reason Lucifer put Satan in charge of maintaining Hell's military and police force. At the end of the day, Lucifer was an Artist while Satan was a Warrior.

Put simply, Lucifer didn't know who would win the fight ultimately and that's why he held himself back, something Satan knew and was milking for all it's worth.

"You know I wonder how Charlie would feel if I told her the real truth about what happened between you, Lilith and Eve. Not the heavily edited and rewritten crap in that story book you two gave her."

And for the first time, the Sin of Pride looked genuinely shook.

"You wouldn't," he said, face curling into a scowl as his hand tightened on his staff. "You swore an Oath!"

"And you swore we'd be equals, not that I'd be your fucking whipping boy for the past thousand centuries! I fucking trusted you when I agreed to keep your secret and you stabbed me in the fucking back, just like you do to everyone else in your worthless fucking life." Naruto's fiery claw dug into Lucifer's chest, the Sin of Pride grew dangerously close to letting his fists fly as he pushed far enough to damage the fabric with his claw. "Well I'm officially done with all of your bullshit! I'm done covering for you, done cleaning up your messes and I'm fucking done doing your damned job! You wanna call yourself 'The King of Hell' and the Sin of Pride, start fucking acting like you fucking have some and do your Fucking JOB!"

Naruto punctuated that last word with a roar so loud it shook the entire building and for the briefest moment it looked like that might as well have been the proverbial bell to signify the throwing of hands. The only thing that prevented the supposedly inevitable clash was a new voice to rise over everything quiet.

"Un–Uncle Satan, Dad?"

The two Titans of Hell immediately looked to the entrance, but it was Lucifer that spoke. "Charlie!?"

Yup, there was Charlie, standing with a look of surprise and trepidation, looking at her father and the man who she'd come to view as the closest thing to an uncle, standing mere feet apart, ready to start lashing out at each other.

"What's going on with you two?" She asked hesitantly, fearing the answer that might come.

Naruto, finally feeling his anger cool to a simmer, let off a breath. He made sure to blow the residual ash laden smoke into Lucifer's face, taking a moment to savor the hacking sound of him choking on the Satanic fume, before letting his form shift back to his more reserved, human one.

"Charlie, pretty sure I told you when it's only us in the room, just call me Naruto."

The weak attempt at humor didn't do much to cut the tension, as Charlie walked further into the room, closing the gap between them. "Uncle Sa–I mean, Uncle Naruto, why are you two fighting? What's going on?"

Naruto's angry eyes immediately returned to the still coughing King of Hell, who struggled between hacks to glare at his Second in Command.

"What's wrong is your father here broke an important promise to me and now he needs to pay for it." He growled. Reaching into his pocket, Naruto pulled out his phone and opened it, more specifically, he opened his workout app and went into the admin settings only he had access to, before he started live-streaming to all of the Rings' broadcast system. A perk of being in charge of Hell's military and defense forces.

"Citizens of Hell, this is Satan, with an important message for the inhabitants of Pride. Your...King, Lucifer, thought it would be amusing to repeatedly take advantage of my goodwill and shirk his responsibilities to my detriment and, to be fucking frank, I'm officially done with that. Henceforth effective immediately, I am ceasing all shipments of food to the Pride Ring."

A loud gasp was heard from Charlie, while Lucifer looked utterly floored by the declaration, but Naruto paid them little heed.

"To any Imps or Hellborn who reside in this Ring, I'd advise you to relocate immediately as I imagine things will get especially nasty up here. To that end, the Wrath Ring is open to you if you wish, but to everyone else in this rancid piss hole that Lucifer calls a Ring, well you can personally thank your Lord's Pride for your new, even crappier situation. Feel free to let him know that."

Turning the phone to Lucifer's direction, the feed almost immediately started filling with angry messages at the Lord of Pride before Naruto shut down the phone and pocketed it before giving Lucifer a very pointed middle finger.

"You know that saying about how Pride cometh before the fall? Well congrats, Lucifer, now you can say you've fallen twice. Except this time, I'm not gonna be there to catch you before you hit the fucking ground. Have fun and fuck right the hell off." He growled. "We're done. Don't ask me for anything, ever again."

With one last sneer Naruto turned around and started walking towards the doors, leaving Charlie looking back and forth between the two, Lucifer reaching out to Charlie.

"Charlie, I...That lizard is just...I mean, the gall of him to pull a prank like that, right? Ha...He needs to work on his jokes!" His grin faltered as Charlie looked at him, disappointment evident in her face. She shook her head.

"Dad, this isn't something you can pretend didn't happen. I'll...I'll call you later."

After one last glance at her father, she chased after the Sin of Wrath, while Lucifer simply stood silently in his now empty castle. The only sounds to be heard once her footsteps faded from his range were the countless sirens, explosions and angry roars from the many citizens of his Ring as Chaos spread across all of Pride.

-Wrath and Order-

Alright another chapter finished. Once again thanks to BonesBoy15 for his assistance with polishing this chapter up. Now let's cover a few things.

How Long Will this Story Be?:Major question I imagine a few are wondering since this was originally intended as a oneshot, but now it's sort of in the are about it's end date. Well I can definitively say this story will be approximately Five Chapters Long. Yup, so you have two more chapters after this one to look forward to. Sure logically I could milk this story for all it's worth for as long as possible, but I feel like the concept works best keeping it relatively short.

R.A.G.E: So yeah this chapter more or less introduced everyone to most of the remaining R.A.G.E. members with Gene, Vash, Rip, Tear and Spike, though the last two aren't on screen at all. Wanted to give each of them a decent enough and distinct personality, while taking inspiration from some sources, mainly Westerns and to an extent Spy movies since they are effectively a super skilled demon commando squad. Though more important there's a fun little theme convention I cooked up in relation to most of their names and inspirations. Bonus points to anyone able to pick it up as I felt I left a few decent hints.

Rules of the Rings: Since Lore amongst the Sins is still vague I made up quite a bit, mainly in relation to how they rule. Put simply in my headcanon of this story every Ring is effectively a separate nation or country that falls exclusively under the rule of the Sin who governs it, Their Ring, Their Rules. Figured this helped provide some context as to how Crimson could essentially blackmail a Sin seemingly without concern of the fallout and how Fizz could effectively breach a contract with Mammon. It's also meant to explain Satan's whole Security Force matter, namely he needs a Sin to approve how many members of Naruto's Security forces into their Ring.

Doffy: Short little detail but if anyone's wondering where the name Doffy came from, it's essentially a combo of Donald and Daffy (Do and Fffy), which are of course probably the most famous ducks in the world. Lucifer just can't let his duck obsession go.

E.S.A.S: This was a wacky idea I cooked up way back before Satan ever showed up. Building off Satan and Lucifer having a terrible relationship, Naruto/Satan effectively avoids the Pride Ring as much as possible and anytime he does go to the Ring, he's usually not in a good mood and hates the Pride Ring almost as much as Lucifer himself, with a lot of chaos and destruction following after him, helped that Lucifer doesn't really care about the state of his ring anyway. Thus the E.S.A.S or Early Satan Alert System was created, effectively working like Hurricane or Tornado Warnings to better convey how much of a natural disaster he is. Just a funny little detail.

Lucifer vs Satan: I know alot of people will say that Lucifer should be way more powerful than Satan cause Archangel and everything, but I didn't want to make it that clear cut. For starters, this is Satan with the mind and skills of Naruto Uzumaki in the driver's seat, he's not push over by any stretch and the two are effectively in a stalemate of sorts. Naruto is physically stronger and a better fighter while Lucifer has more varied abilities and is a bit craftier. Regardless this is why Lucifer doesn't just force Satan to do whatever he tells him to because in the end they are so even that Lucifer is never certain he can win. As the story put it, Lucifer, in this continuity is more akin to an artist/blacksmith, great at making things but not a fighter. Hope that explains things a bit.

Lilith: This will be explained more in the next chapter, but Naruto does not have a high opinion of Lilith either since as explained here to an extent. Won't say more as I want you guys to speculate until then, it's more fun that way.

Okay that's all the details for now, I'll try to release the next chapter soon, but wanna release the next Avatar and Revolutionary chapter first. Still hope you guys enjoyed this.

Leave plenty of reviews, PMs and maybe even fanart or a TV Tropes page. Who knows, either way, hope you enjoyed it.

Agurra Out.