Hello! My name is 007n7, and this is my st-

Chance:CUT!CUT!

007n7:Are you fucking kidding me-?

Chance:"This is my story?"That sounds so cliche-

007n7:What else am I supposed to say?

Chance;I don't know? Something Original?

{Yapping}

{Camera pans out and background blurs}

007n7: "Hello,I'm 007n7."

"The guy on the left is my buddy Chance! And…well…"

{Cuts to Chance gambling at a slot machine while repeating "LETS GO GAMBLING!"}

007n7: "He's not the best example of a mentally sane friend."

007n7: "Now this example of him doing shit might make him seem like a homeless bum who's

gambling his life away,but he's more than that-!"

007n7: "I remember when I first met him."

{Cuts to 007n7 in his "Artist" skin in an art class}

007n7: "I remember when I signed up for an art class. But…"

{Past 007n7 crying and banging on his canvas}

Past 007n7: "I CAN'T GET THE PROPORTIONS CORRECT!"

{Cuts to 007n7 being thrown out of the college falling down the two-sectioned stairs face

planting on the cement while the doors slam}

007n7: "I was a fucking crybaby for some reason, and that made me a 'failure.'"

{College doors slam open and two suitcases are thrown on past 007n7's head before the doors

shut AGAIN}

007n7: "Also homeless."

{Past Chance walks up to Past 007n7}

Past Chance: "Hey,you got kicked out too?"

{Past 007n7 looks up at him}

Past 007n7: "They told me I was a failure…"

007n7: "Now I would tell you that Chance gave me some inspirational speech and then we

became friends, but that'd be lying."

{Cuts to Past 007n7 and Chance crying, slamming their fists on a bar counter while drinking

vodka.}

007n7: "We were fucking dumbasses, and that's what tied us together."

007n7: "Honestly if Chance was some reincarnated-Gandhi inspirational figure or something,I

wouldn't be friends with him."

007n7: "Of course, we couldn't be homeless forever, so I got a bunch of jobs.I worked at a

Wallgeens for a good while, but then some random Middle-Aged guy called me gay and

proceeded to punch me while he was…high?I think…"

"I attempted to work at a Kurger Bing, but then we got-"

{Cuts to scene where 12 noobs with Felipe masks take out guns and all shout "PUT YOUR

HANDS IN THE SKYPE!" But it's said in 12 different keys..somehow..and one of them is

stupidly short for no reason and one of them is the "moto moto" noob.}

007n7: "Then we got 'Skyped.'"

007n7: "Then I worked at a pizza place…but ... .I actually don't want to say how I got fired.."

007n7 : "Chance…however ... .had a 'different' approach to get some cash."

{Cuts to a scene where homeless Chance has a blackboard saying "GIVE ME MONEY!1!" While

he's crying on the ground in front of the Adopt Me adoption center.}

007n7: "Honestly, his plan would have worked if he actually took off his ZUCCI hat and

sunglasses."

{Guy busts out of the adoption center door with a shotgun}

007n7: "And did it somewhere else."

"Eventually, he came crying to my 'successful' ass."

"I would've actually helped him, but i was feeling a little 'devious'"

{Chance working at a Kurger Bing.}

007n7: "Maybe I did actually help him…because he never got Skyped and still works there!"

{Cuts to Past Chance in a broken down apartment with constant bat screeching sounds, a

shattered heater, and him with a singular suitcase.}

007n7: "Wait, no I didn't."

{CEILING BREAKS WITH WATER AND CHANCE STARTS DROWNING}

007n7: "Yeah, No I didn't."

"I gave him money and he got himself a better apartment."

{The apartment is pink,wait,no it isn't. No one can tell what color it is. and has murals of Kawaii

Shork on the walls for some God Forsaken reason.}

{The ceiling breaks and Chance starts drowning again}

(007N7: "THAT SHIT DID NOT HAPPEN!"

CHANCE: "YES IT DID!"

007N7: "NUH UH!"

CHANCE: "YUH HUH!"

007N7: "NUH UH!"

CHANCE: "YUH HUH!"

{Yapping.}

{Camera Pans out to John and Jane Doe with a video camera.}

Jane Doe: "Are they gonna keep doing this?"

John Doe: "Yes."

Jane Doe: "Sigh."