This is a parody. This is not made to offend any fans of Hetalia. I do not own Hetalia. Hetalia was created by Hidekazu Himaruya
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It was a normal day at the UN building and when I say normal, I don't mean that. The personification of the USA, Alfred F. Jones walked in.
"Hey", said Romano (personification of South Italy)
"W-what"?, stuttered America.
"Fatty"
America burst into tears immediately. He had been called so many insulting words like fatty (everyone's favourite), dummy (everyone's second favourite) and waste of land (Did everyone forget about the world wars?).
"Blimey America, can you stop crying", said Arthur (England) annoyed
America cried again. If only they could go back in time when Iggy cared about him
"America," Ludwig (Germany) started with a tick mark on his head, "Please stop crying."
You know what happened next.
What you didn't know happened next was a great ball of light consumed the countries and Sealand into a mysterious room.
Then we find out that Native America (US and Canada's mom) is unhappy with everyone and decides to go for a diary reading and memory watching.
Throughout the whole thing where the author forgets to update for 2 years, we find out the truth of the countries such as Sealand cutting himself, Germany being HRE, France and England are lovers and more stuff of USA
After that
"Hey America, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry for insulting you for no reason," apologised Romano
"And I'm sorry that I was rude to you Alfred," Said Arthur. "I will be a better brother next time."
"And I'm sorry too," Said Germany "You can cry on my clothes next time."
"And I'm sorry for barely appearing in this story even though I'm the main character of the anime, manga and movie." Said North Italy
And they all lived happily ever after.
The End
