Hello. Sorry it took long for the latest chapter for this fanfiction to get finished. I was working on other stuff and was trying to come up with some good pranks that happened to Luan. But anyway, enjoy this chapter and have a laugh.
Chapter 13: Piqua Bites Back
With Luan being forbidden from pranking Melvin as long as the bet to see if bad luck exists or not in effect, she had to find other people. But she remembered that every time she pranked somebody at Jerome Hortwiz Elementary, she always got detention. Then, she got an idea. "That Mr. Krupp can't give me detention as long as I prank him outside of school. That'll work," said Luan. She sniggered as she began to formulate a prank to get back at him for being such a party pooper.
She managed to find Mr. Krupp's house so easily cause it was the only house on the block covered in toilet paper. This showed how much all the kids hated him. Luckily for her, Mr. Krupp wasn't home. She used the skeleton key she originally used to get into the school to get in his house. She explored every inch of the house to find a potential place to see up a prank trap. "What a DULL looking house. It's no wonder he's such a sourpuss. By the time I'm through with him, he'll be at my mercy," said Luan.
Roughly an hour later, Mr. Krupp arrived home. He unlocked the door to his house and entered. He headed for his room and removed his shoes. He then went to put his shoes away in the closet. But when he opened the closet door, he was in for a nasty surprise. As soon as he opened the door, something sprang out at him. It was a bobcat kitten. It began to claw at Mr. Krupp's face. He screamed and yelled as it clawed at him. Suddenly, Mr. Krupp managed to get it off of him and began to choke it. But he stopped when he heard some growling. He turned around and saw that it was the mother. Mr. Krupp grinned innocently and put the bobcat kitten down before patting it on the head. But regardless, the Bobcat mother charged and began to attack Mr. Krupp. Mr. Krupp screamed as he was attacked. Then, he began to hear Luan's annoying laugh. "What's the matter? Bobcat got your tongue?!" taunted Luan. And she laughed again. "Since I pranked you outside of school, you can't give me detention for it!" said Luan. And she resumed laughing.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Luan as she sat in the police station. Mr. Krupp may not be able to give Luan detention for that prank. But he could call the police, which he did along with animal control. Mr. Krupp had his scratches and other wounds bandaged. Luan's uncle was present too.
"You got some nerve putting wild animals in somebody's house. You could've killed somebody," said the Police Chief.
"Who cares if a mean, sour principal dies? Nobody even likes him anyway," said Luan coldly.
"What about the people who do respect me?! They care!" snapped Mr. Krupp.
"If this how you do pranks at home, then you must get arrested a lot," said the Police Chief.
"No I don't," said Luan, smirking.
"What do you mean you don't get arrested a lot?!" asked the Police Chief.
"They know not to mess with me. They only arrested me once. But I saw to it that they never do it again. I pranked them so well that they now fear me. And ever since then, I was free to spread Pranksgiving without them ruining my fun," said Luan.
"Well I got a newsflash for you, young lady. This isn't Royal Woods! This is Piqua! So you have to play by our rules!" said Mr. Krupp.
"There's only one set of rules I follow; the rules of the Loud family and the rules of pranks," said Luan defiantly.
"I'm not joking, little miss!" said Mr. Krupp. The police chief turned to Luan's uncle.
"I'm warning you. Keep that little demon under control! If she steps out of line, I will lock her up like a wild animal and throw away the key!" said the Police Chief. He turned back to Luan.
"And you. You try to break the rules and the rules will break you! Now get out of my sight!" said the Police Chief. And Luan's uncle began to take Luan out of the police station.
Luan's uncle drove Luan back to the house in his car. "You just can't keep your pranking antics under control, can you?" scolded Luan's Uncle.
"Those teachers, especially Mr. Krupp are such bullies they way they punish me!" said Luan.
"Well you started it when you pranked them," said Luan's Uncle.
"I'm not the bad guy! Anybody who doesn't laugh at my jokes and talk down on me harshly are the bad guys! So in other words, the teachers are the bad guys in this conflict!" said Luan.
"Luan, one of these days, you're gonna get into so much trouble that your family can't help you," said Luan's Uncle.
"Oh yeah?! Well, I'll make sure the police chef stays out of my way! And when I do, nobody will stop me from becoming more famous than George and Harold!" said Luan. Luan's uncle shook her head.
"She's doomed," he said.
Little did Luan know that the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S. had actually witnessed Luan prank Mr. Krupp. "I can't believe Luan actually broke into Mr. Krupp's house just to do a prank on him," said Dressy.
"Yeah. And using dangerous wild animals too," said Steve.
"If Luan was willing to break into Mr. Krupp's house, she'll probably break into everybody else's houses too," said Stanley.
"We have to tell everybody in the neighborhood that they need to fight back against her," said Bo.
"We cannot allow her to put Piqua in fear that they can't stand up to her just like what happened at her home," said Erica.
"This is our town! We'll make her realize that she has to play by our rules and our rules alone!" said Bo.
"Let's do this M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S.! Let's show this pretender to the prankster throne that she will never push us around!" said Stanley.
"Yeah!" said the other M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S.
The next morning, Luan was in a very crabby mood. She was upset about her overall stay at Piqua. "Stupid Mr. Krupp! Stupid police chief! I am the Prank Queen! I do whatever I please! Nobody can tell what to do cause they're my royal subjects! And they must allow me to prank them whenever I want, wherever I want!" ranted Luan.
"Excuse me, miss," said a voice. Luan turned and saw a table run by two kids, who were Erica and Stanley in disguise. "Care for some free brownie samples?" asked Stanley.
"Chocolate always helps with people in a bad mood," said Erica. Luan sighed.
"Okay. Maybe once I had food in my stomach, I can get some ideas of how to get even with those fun wrecking bigots," said Luan. Since she was in a really bad mood, she ate all the brownies. As she began to leave, Erica took out a watch.
"In 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . ," said Erica with a smirk. Luan then felt her bowels growl and churn. She clutched her stomach in pain as she ran to find a bathroom. Erica and Stanley giggled. Stanley held a box that read "Ultra Colon Blow" brand laxatives.
Luan ran to a public rest stop. But unfortunately, all the stalls in the ladies' room were taken. And the pain in her bowels was growing worse. She couldn't hold it in. "Oh, why me?!" asked Luan. She saw a nearby trash can, realizing that was the only thing actually available. She pulled down her skirt and panties and sat on the trash can before she took a painful dump into the can. Luan screamed as she defecated into the waste basket. Some nearby people that were coming out of the bathrooms saw what was happening. Some of them were disgusted, while others couldn't help but laugh. "It burns!" cried Luan. Mr. Krupp, who was on his way to Jerome Hortwiz was one of the witnesses. He grinned maliciously, seeing Luan in pain.
"Aaaaawwwww. What's the matter? Couldn't make it to the toilet?" taunted Mr. Krupp. And he walked away, laughing rudely.
"This isn't funny! I'm actually bleeding!" cried Luan. Luan spent the rest of the day trying to recover from the laxatives.
The next day, the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S. made their next move. Bo managed to secure a bag of cow poop. She put the bag in front of the door of the house of Luan's uncle. Steve lit a match and set the bag on fire. Dressy knocked on the door. Luan was the one who answered. "Hello?" asked Luan. She looked down and gasped when she saw the flaming bag. She stomped on the bag three times. She sniffed the cow poop scent on her shoe. "Ugh," said Luan. She began to scrape her foot to try to get rid of the smell, which brought her further into town. And she left a black streak on the ground in the process. Steve put a "kick me" sign on her back. "Huh?" asked Luan.
(Insert "Another One Bites the Dust")
Suddenly, somebody kicked her in the butt, causing her to yelp. Bo put a lit exploding cigar in her mouth, which exploded, covering her face in soot. "Ahem," said a voice behind Luan. Luan turned and saw a disguised Dressy wearing a fake mustache and a tall hat with a flower on it. Water squirted in Luan's face, for it was a lapel flower. Erica walked up to Luan in a disguise of her own. She shook Luan's hand, zapping her with a joy buzzer. Another pedestrian kicked her in the rear a second time. As she felt her rear, she didn't see Bo holding a bouquet of flowers attached to a hose. Luan got squirted by the water from the hose. Stanley offered Luan a piece of chewing gum. But when she went to grab the stick, she got shocked. A third person kicked her in the behind, knocking her down. Luan groaned as she managed to crawl all the way back to her uncle's house. She sat on a chair, which had a whoopee cushion that let out a loud farting sound as she sat on it. Luan growled angrily due to the fact that somebody was pranking her for a change.
After recovering, she tried to break into people's houses to set some prank traps. But since the M.I.S.F.A.R.T.S. along with Melvin Sneedly warned everybody beforehand, they were ready and set some prank traps of their own. From there, Luan's day was going from bad to worse.
Luan decided to do a prank to steal a random person's stuff by sucking it up with a vacuum machine. "Once I suck up all the stuff, I will stuff it in his closet. And when he opens it, he'll be buried by everything," said Luan. She laughed as she activated the vacuum and it began sucking up everything in the person's house. During the sucking, it got clogged, causing it to stop. "Huh?" asked Luan When she opened part of the vacuum to see what was wrong, a white cat suddenly jumped out. For she sucked up the family cat too. It jumped onto Luan's face and began attacking her. She screamed as she struggled to get the cat off of her face. Another time, Luan was going to break into another person's house. But when she touched the door knob, she started getting electrocuted. For the door knob was rigged with an electrode. She screamed as she was getting shocked silly. After getting zapped, she fell to the ground, paralyzed.
"I bet that was really shocker!" said the Home Owner. And she laughed at Luan's well deserved karma.
After recovering from that shocking experience, Luan decided to go find somebody else to pull a joke on. She went to the house of a man. "I'll just replace the engine of his car with a spring loaded pie with an iron in it. When he goes to investigate problem and open the hood of car, it'll spring out and hit him in the face," said Luan. She snickered when she walked up to the car. But when she opened up the hood, she was in for a surprise. The owner of the car had anticipated she would try to do that. He threw a pie of his own, which hit Luan in the face. "Hey!" cried Luan. But then, she felt the taste of the pie. "Eeewwwww! Thus is full of food I hate!" said Luan.
"Exactly!" said the man. Suddenly, she felt a burning sensation in her mouth.
"SPICY!" screamed Luan as she ran off. The man laughed at Luan.
Luan managed to drink milk to cool off her spiced out mouth. She went to Mr. Meaner's house. She saw his mailbox and grinned. "I'll booby trap his mailbox with a spring loaded boxing glove which will sock him in the face when he opens it," said Luan. She walked up to the mailbox and opened it. But when she opened the lid, the cat that attacked her earlier sprang out and latched onto her face an began attacking her again. "NOT AGAIN!" screamed Luan in a muffled voice.
Remembering how she scared the police back at home into staying out of her way, she decided to do the same thing with the police in Piqua. But like everyone else, the police anticipated that she would strike there too. So when Luan stepped into the police station. She didn't see the trip wire that was set up. So when she triggered it, two guns sprung out from the wall. BANG! BANG! The guns fired and the two bullets hit her in the butt, one at a time. One bullet for each butt cheek. "OW! OW!" cried Luan.
(End Music)
"Can't anybody take a joke?!" complained Luan through gritted teeth as the surgeon was removing the bullets.
"Those bullets wounded you so much that sitting is gonna hurt it unless you sit on something that'll cushion your butt. But unfortunately, there's only thing that's effective enough," said the Surgeon.
The next day, Luan went to the school bus that was going to take her to school. Her butt had to be stitched up after the bullets were removed. She put something on her seat before sitting down. When she sat down, there was a loud farting sound. For the only thing that was able to effectively cushion her sore butt whenever she sits down was a whoopee cushion. All the kids laughed at Luan due to her sitting on it. They then began to sing a rude parody of "The Wheels on the Bus" which went something like this.
The farts on the bus
Go round and round
(Frap, frap, frap!)
(Frap, frap, frap!)
The farts on the bus go
(Frap, frap, frap!)
Out of your butt!
Luan's humiliation didn't end there. She had to sit on the whoopee cushion in Ms. Ribble's class too. And when the whoopee cushion sounded, all the students and Ms. Ribble laughed at her. And they sang this rude tune:
Old McDonald had a fart
Fart, fart, fart, fart!
And on this fart, he had a fart
Fart, fart, fart, fart!
With a (Frap, frap) here
And a (Frap, frap) there
Here a (Frap)
There a (Frap)
(Frap, frap!)
Old McDonald had a fart
Fart, fart, fart, fart!
Luan growled angrily as Ms. Ribble and the students laughed at her. She had hoped to make whole neighborhood the butt of her jokes. But instead, she was the one becoming the joke.
I hope you enjoyed seeing Luan get a taste of her own medicine of pranks. Some of the pranks were inspired from the Time Squad episode, "Dishonest Abe". Some of the other pranks, I'll let you figure out the allusions. I couldn't resist adding the songs of "The Farts on the Bus" and "Old McDonald had a Fart" from The Simpsons in this chapter. But I extended the verses. Next chapter, George and Harold continue to punish the other Louds for their treatment toward Lincoln.
