Here is the latest chapter of my Captain Underpants and Loud House crossover. Before we begin, I want to address something to Neverlander852. If you're gonna curse, don't curse at me as if one of the characters is cursing me please. Only curse at the characters. Some people will misunderstand and won't think it's some sort of joke and think you actually are cursing me out for real. As for everybody else, I'm glad you're enjoying my story so far. But anyway, on to the next chapter.
Chapter 14: Pranks Galore
Back at Piqua, the very next day (Which was seven days since Melvin did his experiment involving superstitions and three days away from Lori and Chandler's "wedding"), George, Harold and Lincoln were at their treehouse, hanging out. "Who should we prank next?" asked Harold.
"Well, we could prank another member of my family," said Lincoln.
"I know somebody outside your so called family who really deserves to get pranked," said a grumpy voice. It was Clyde.
"What's the matter?" asked George.
"It's Flip," said Clyde.
"Who's Flip?" asked George & Harold.
"He's the rude and cheap owner of a gas station. He charges stuff more expensive than other places. And he sells expired food, uses the melted cheese machine to put his dirty clothes in, and falsifies lottery tickets with a black marker," said Lincoln. He turned to Clyde. "What did he do?" asked Lincoln.
"He sold me an expensive slingshot that turned out to be of bad quality. And he won't accept a refund," said Clyde.
"I think we need to teach him a lesson," said George.
The four boys arrived in area where gas station was and hid in bushes. They could see Flip chuckling as he counted his money. "That Clyde was such a sucker. Now his money is all mine," gloated Flip.
"There's gotta be something we can do to teach him a lesson," said Harold. Just then, they saw a large sign that read "Free Brake Inspection". George grinned as he got an idea.
"I know just what to do," said George. And he whispered his plan, which made Harold, Lincoln and Clyde grin ear to ear. After Flip went back into the gas station, the four boys went up to the sign and removed the K & E from the word, brake. So now, the sign read "Free Bra Inspection". The boys sniggered, knowing what will happen next.
As Flip was in the midst of changing the expiration date of a carton of ice cream, he felt somebody tap his shoulder. "Huh?" asked Flip. He turned around, just in time to get punched in the face by a female customer. "OW!" cried Flip. The punch caused him to have a nosebleed. "What was that for?!" asked Flip.
"For being a pervert!" said the Female Customer.
"Pervert?! What are you talking about?" asked Flip.
"Don't play innocent! You have a large sign that reads, 'Free Bra Inspection', you sicko!" said the Female Customer. Other women of various ages were present too. And they began to beat up Flip with their fists, feet, purses, canes and whatever they could use as a weapon. George, Harold, Lincoln and Clyde were watching everything and were laughing their heads off.
"Now that's a prank!" said Lincoln.
"You can say that again! That's the same prank you pulled on Billy Bill," said Clyde.
"Yes. Flip's gonna feel that in the morning!" said George.
"Who should we prank next?" asked Harold.
"How about my so called dad?" asked Lincoln.
"Okay," said George and Harold.
Since he was fired from his job, all Lynn Loud Sr. could do was sit around the house, moping. Since the cameras that Lisa installed were damaged during vandalism, it was the perfect opportunity to do a prank on him. He was the only one in the house at the moment and was currently napping on the couch. Lincoln, George, Harold and Clyde snuck into the house stealthily. They were carrying containing the stuff they were going to use in their prank. "Since this guy refuses to act like a man, we'll show him what he really is inside," said Harold, And they got to work.
Roughly an hour later, Lynn Sr. woke up. He decided to go outside to get some fresh air. But when he got outside, that's when things start to get crazy for him. For some reason, some other men started to wolf whistle and howl at him. "Why are you acting like that?" asked Lynn Sr.
"Hello, doll face," said Pervert #1.
"Doll face?! What are you talking about!?" asked Lynn Sr. He looked at his reflection and saw that he was dressed as a girl, complete with a gaudy dress, fake breasts & wig and heavy makeup. He screamed like a sissy girl at the sight of his reflection. "I'm not a girl! I'm a man!" said Lynn Sr. But when he tried to remove the wig and fake boobs, they wouldn't come off. They were glued on. The perverts then charged at Lynn Sr. He screamed as he ran for it, with the perverts in hot pursuit. George, Harold, Lincoln and Clyde had seen everything. And they were howling with laughter once again.
"You know, I almost feel sorry for my so called old man," said Lincoln.
"Almost," said all for boys. And they resumed laughing.
"Which of your sorry excuses for sisters should we prank next?" asked Harold. Lincoln thought for a moment.
"Well, we could prank Luna. She was the one sister I was closest too. And it makes me upset that she turned against me so easily," said Lincoln.
"Don't worry. We'll reach out to her . . . somehow," said George.
"I guess you can say, this prank should be an eye opener for her," said Clyde.
"Well whatever you're gonna plan, don't hurt too badly," said Lincoln.
"Well, what does she do for fun?" asked George.
"She wants to be a rockstar when she grows up. She idolizes the rockstar, Mick Swagger. Heck, after she decided to aspire to become a rockstar like him, she began speaking with a fake British accent in order to imitate his," said Lincoln.
"Wow. Talk about unhealthy hero worship," said George.
"So, how are we going to prank her?" asked Harold.
"I might have an idea. She has a Moon Goats concert tonight. So here is what we're going to do," said Lincoln.
That night, at the Royal Woods Park, Luna and the Moon Goats were now going to do their concert. The other members of her band include Sam Sharp, Mazzy and Sully. She plays an electric guitar like Luna. Mazz played the drums, while Sully played the keyboard. As they were playing whatever song they were currently singing, George and Harold put the prank that Lincoln suggested into action. There was an ear metronome that played whenever they sang, which helps guide them at what pace to play their instruments and sing. So, the two pranksters each took turns cranking up the speed of the metronome. Each time the metronome's speed was cranked up, the Moan Goats played and sang faster. And the fans jammed to the song faster too. The metronome's speed was dialed up little by little. Toward the end of the song, that was when the metronome was turned to maximum speed. The Moon Goats were now playing their instruments & singing and the fans were jamming at their fastest speed. Not only that, the metronome was smoking, showing it was pushed to its limits. After they finished their song, the Moon Goats and the fans collapsed from exhaustion, dropping their instruments away from them. Not only that, the guitars, keyboard and metronome exploded. George, Harold and Lincoln had seen everything from their disguises, snickering. They left the park and got back to the treehouse. They let out their restrained laughter. "That was fun! See, we promised that we wouldn't hurt Luna badly. And we gave you our word," said George.
"Hopefully, Luna will see sense," said Lincoln.
"We hope so too," said Harold.
George, Harold, Lincoln and Clyde continued to prank the other Louds to punish them for Lincoln's mistreatment. They humiliated Lola Loud at one of her beauty pageants with a prank involving clothes eating moths. They filled Leni's room with spiders, scaring her so much that she wet her underwear. When Rita was trying to write a novel, the boys replaced her pen with a trick pen that kept squirting ink in her face. After that, they did a prank on Lucy Loud where they hid a skeleton in her closet. And when she opened the closet door, it wasn't the skeleton that scared her. It was the note attached to it that read, "I know what you and your family did to Lincoln." And apparently, it looked like it was written in blood (But it was fake blood, but she didn't know that.) As for Lana Loud, the filled the trash she was going to eat with glue. So her teeth got glued shut as a result. Yes, for the Louds, it was a rotten week. And things were about to get more rotten with Lori and Chandler's "wedding".
I hope you've had some good laughs reading this. Now, why only three victims were shown getting pranked in detail and the rest are mentioned in final paragraph cause my brother suggested that I not drag the chapter on for too long. But anyway, next chapter will be a shout out to the wedding chapter from Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman.
