Bill: Ready to cause some havoc, boys?

"Bill's gang laugh

Behind Bill, Dipper, Star and Marco looks out the church clock tower and Ford readies his rifle.

Ford:Ah, my quantum destabilizer. I've been waiting a long time to use this.

Star: Are you sure you don't want me to fight Bill with my wand?

Ford: No I"m sorry Star I don't how power Bill is We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot.(Aims it at Bill)Steady... steady... and...

(The wave washes over them, making the bell come to life.")

Woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo! I'm alive now!

( Ford fires, but only hits Bill's Hat.")

Ford: Oh no!

Star: I told you I should used my wand.

(Bill Hat regenerates)

Bill: Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get anybetter!(Fires a beam at the tower, destroying it)

(Dipper, Star, and Marco Lying in the wreckage, bruised)

Marco: Star are you okay!

Star: I think so You right Ford he is powerless Ford!

Dipper:Great-uncle Ford!

(Ford Trapped under some wreckage, grunts)

Ford: Dipper! Take my journals!(Slides the backpack to Dipper, who picks up Journal 3)Listen Guys, I know of one other way to defeat Bill, it's-(Hears something behind him)Oh, no! Guys! Run! Get down!

(Dipper, Star, and Marco Runs down the stair, they come around the corner of the church and they see Bill Lifts Ford up and Bill ask s Ford a riddles than he turns Ford into gold statue, Dipper, Star, and Marco Gasps,Bill picks up the petrified Ford)

Bill: Because I needed a new backscratcher!(scratches himself with Ford as he and his friends share a hearty laugh over it.)

(Dipper Growls)

Star: Dipper are you okay!

Marco: Dipper Wait

(Dipper Growls)

Dipper: That'senough! (Comes out from behind building)Hand over my uncle! Or else!(Holds up Journal 3)

Bill: Now isn't. This.(Flies up to Dipper and his eye glows white; with a deep voice along with his normal voice:)INTERESTING?(Normal voice:)My old puppet is back for an encore. You thinkyoucan stop me?(Punches the air)Go ahead, Pine Tree, show me what you've got.(Dipper Flipping through 3 and shining blacklight on it)I...uh... I...

Marco: What is he doing?

Bill: I UM I. Do it, kid. Do somebrilliantthing that takes me down right now. Whattdya got, Pine Tree, everyone's waiting. DO IT.

Dipper:(Jumps at Bill)Augh, BILL!(His fist hits a force field in front of Bill's eye and he is thrown backward into a tree; he rubs his head)Ugh...

(Star and Marco Gasps."

Dipper(Dipper Reaches for Journal 3)

(Bill Levitates the Journals)

Bill: That's right. Don't be a hero, kid.(Waves Ford)This is what happens to heroes in my world.(Bill Burns the Journals)

Dipper: NO! THE JOURNALS!

(Star run to stop Bill")

Marco: Star No! (Marco run after Star)

Blossom: Hey you triangle you leave him alone!

(Bill see Star and Marco.)

Bill:Well Look what we have (Flies up to Star and Marco and his eye glows white; with a deep voice along with his normal voice:) HERE?(Normal voice:)Look like I got 2 New puppets, You must be Princess Star Butterfly and his red hoodie friend Marco Diaz

Marco: How do you know our name?

Bill: Oh I know EVERYTHING about you two I just say I made a deal with a lizard before you guys show up in Gravity Falls.

Star: Wait you made a deal with Toffee?

Bill: Why yes Princess, every since you destroy your wand and you kill that Lizard guy he arm still holding your half wand until that bird brain find it, after that lizard control his body just like I control pine tree body he destroy the magic high commission except your mom so I made a deal with him that the bird brain want to take over the castle so I know you show up and destroy the other half of your wand than you in the dark magic when that lizard guy deal with you mom get to his finger back. Man you got to see on your red hoodie friend face that he think you dead (Bill and his weirdness friends laugh.)

Star: Hey I still alive and I kill Toffee with my wand.

Marco: Yeah.

Bill: Oh I know that unit you two show in Weirdmageddon.

Star: Oh Yeah we gonna stop you and your weirdness friends with my wand!

Bill: Oh are you doing the same thing as pine tree did over there he didn't ever try to be a hero as you three.

Marco: OH Yeah we see about that.

(Marco about to attack Bill but with his karate but he hits the same force field in front of Bill's eye like Dipper did, and he is thrown backward and hit Dipper's he rubs his head)

Star: Marco Rainbow Fist Punch!. (Star blasts her rainbow beam at Bill but she did the same as Dipper and Marco but she throw backward too.).

(Bill: (To his friends:)Now can anyone remind me why we came here?

8 Ball: To get weird!

Bill: THAT'S RIGHT! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have the kids for a snack.

Dipper: Huh?

Marco: What?

Star: No!

Bill: You know you remind me of Shooting Star except the heart on your cheek Hench-maniacs, ROLL OUT!(Turns a car into a racecar-like vehicle)

(Bill and his gangGet into the car, andDrives away, firing lasers, changing things as he goes, laughing maniacally, Dipper, Star and Marco Stares at 8 Ball and Teeth, panting)(Stares at 8 Ball and Teeth, panting)

8 Ball:So, you wanna eat them, or, something?

Teeth: Oh, definitely, let's eat them.

Dipper Star and Marco: Ahhhhh!

(Dipper, Star and Marco Runs away as Teeth, and 8 Ball follow him
.)