Author Note: You all know I'm not a fan of Chibiverse this story is about the Disney Television Animation couple girl react to their chib boyfriends self to involve spoilers for the tonight episode of Chibiverse.)
(At the Disney Television Animation Mayor Toadstool announced a meeting about their Chib-Self.)
Mayor Toadstool: ...and after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months, I have determined it is not feasible to construct a supertrain between Disney and Nickelodeon. [removes his sunglasses] [audience groans] [with a tan] Next on the agenda is, uh, the Disney Citizens' Committee on Moral Hygiene. [audience groans] - This isn't as fun a meeting as I had anticipated,
" Mrs. Boonchuy: I'm here to share my moral outrage. But this time it's not about that giant inflatable "Dos Equis" bottle. It's about a certain chibi house our town.
Oskar Proud: Yeah, well what's wrong with this chibi house? Is it the plumbing?
Mrs. Boonchuy: No. It's a house of ill fame. A house of loose ethics.
Shandra Jimenez: Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?
Mrs. Boonchuy: [annoyed] The house is perfectly fine!
Scott: Well, then quite bad-mouthing the house!
Cricket: Yeah, leave the chib house alone
Mrs. Boonchuy: Oh, geez! It's what's inside the chibi house that's disgraceful. It's right under our noses- a secret house of burlesque. (All Disney television animation gasps)
Mayor Toadstool: People, this is an issue that we as a town are strong enough to ignore. Let us give no more scrutiny to this Chibi house and its small clientele of loyal perverts.
Dipper: Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Peanut and Pickles. [said perverts chuckle uncomfortably
Mrs. Boonchuy, if you please. The lights go out and a slide show of Chibiverse episode patrons begins % (their eyes covered to protect their identity). However, in such a % small town where everybody wears the same clothes day after day... [slide of Hunter]
Willow: Hunter! [slide or Scott]
Hailey: Scoot! [slide of Anne with Scoot at the prom dance]
Marcy: Anne?
Sasha: Anne!
Anne: Sasha...
[slide of Candace with Scott]
Jeremy: [off-screen] Candace? [slide of Phineas ]
Isabella: Phineas! [slide of Hooty, to which nobody reacts]
Eda: ... Oh, uh... [forced] Hotty. [another slide of Scott]
Hailey: Scott!
Scott: Hey, come on, you did me twice. [slide of... Sprig?!]
Ivy: Sprig?
Sprig: Uh... I can explain...
[slide of Toadstool, wearing a "Mayor" sash]
Kiff Mom: Mayor Toadstool!
Mayor Toadstool: Uh, well, that could be any mayor. - Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our beloved chbi house, raise your hands. (everybody raise their hands)
Alice Green: [whispering] Are they talking about the bordello?
Sugar Mama: No! The Chbi house. So just keep your mouth shut..
