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in a hidden room at a particular Location.*
D: *looking at a specific item.*
P: Yes, this is what we were sensing
D: *stares at it still, which is odd to blaze.*
P: Right shadow *Blaze Gibbs slaps Dealt*
D: *dealt doesn't react.* P: *Blaze then takes Dealt away from it* SNAP OUT OF IT
D: *blinks* w-what? What happened? *confused.*
P: We are keeping you away from that power
D: it was calling for me….*gets pushed away by blaze.*
P: HELL NO YOU ARE STRONGER THAN THAT AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT POWER.
D: it wasn't asking me to take it…it was asking me to join in. *blaze now looks more Concerned.*
Blaze then used the chains Dealt made that will EVEN HOLD HIM and chain him down* P: BAD DEALT
D:...ok.
P: Well I am going to say this starts after Naruto and Jiraiya left on the training trip and Jiraiya SCREWS UP BIG TIME.
D: *hearing voices from the item in question as Blaze doesn't seem to notice.*
P: *Blaze then puts something on his head and it blocks it out*
D: Why are you covering my head?!
P: I need you HERE AND NOW so Yeah Jiraiya fucked up big time.
D: I wonder why he fuck up! So let's find out! *face where he thinks Blaze is at but turns out to be the wrong way cause can't see.*
P: Enjoy also we own nothing
D: …my nose itches.
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Shadows Master and Ladies Man Naruto
Chapter 1
We find ourselves in the fire capital with a young man looking at his teacher and the owner of the Business arguing, why? Well…
"What do you mean I can't?!" shouted the man, and the old woman said, "Because thanks to you taking his wallet, he owes me money, and he is going to work it off. That is how it works around here. If you keep arguing with me, then I will have you banned from every brothel in the nation."
Standing there with the three princesses of the Verdigris house is Naruto Uzumaki who is thirteen years old and it is thanks to his sensei that he is in debt, the both of them, as the woman says "and for that, you must repay...though hard Labor! And given how massive the debt is" she looks at the paper to see how long it will take.
"I say about three years, give or take; at max, it's five years," said the old woman. Then Naruto asks, "Madam, can I say something?" the older woman asks "depends, toward who?"
"Him!" he points at the white man whose name is Jiraiya, the man says "M-me?" "Yes, you! Just what did you spend the money on?!" Naruto shouts as it's clear, he's pissed.
"Oh that, I can answer that, he paid more than he should on the Concerts, the high ranking with their pay insanely high begin with" the older woman answer "which is why it will likely take you two to pay this debt off"
"Madam, no offense, but this idiot runs a spy network, and I wonder what Tsunade would say when she finds out that I am working to pay off a debt when YOU are supposed to be training me!" said Naruto, his brow twitching as he looked at Jiraiya.
"Well…I just don't care, brat," said the elderly woman. You two come in together, and thus his problems are your problems since he is your master. With that...get to work!" She jabbed Naruto's forehead with her pipe, and Naruto said, "Yes, Madam." as he was not happy about it.
An hour later
Naruto is cleaning up the kitchen as someone is with him she says "Sorry about Granny, Naruto, she takes being a businesswoman seriously"
Naruto said "It is fine Pairin, I understand besides. Growing up I had to take care of myself so washing dishes is nothing new." as he was drying up the clean dishes, "But you do know there are tons of them, right?" said the woman named Pairin, who has long purple hair and red eyes, as she's charming as she's in her 20s, with Luscious figure with large breasts and has four does on her forehead as she wearing clothes that show off her figure as she is a High ranking courtesan she is one of the three princesses of the Verdigris house.
"Is that so?" said Pairin, "Yes I am an orphan. I never knew who my parents were I know they loved me and I hope I will make them proud" said Naruto, Pairin mmm as she plays with Naruto's spiky hair as she says "you know, your hair is kinda Similar of someone I saw in the papers years back but i can't place my finger on it" as she pulls it which its a sound.
"Maybe but I have accepted that I am an orphan. So I am happy as I am living and trying to create my own path" said Naruto, "mm maybe but it was someone important as it was konoha but who was it? Oh maybe it will come to me one day" said Pairin, Naruo shrugs as he keeps on cleaning.
Timeskip three years later
Naruto is now sixteen. He has learned so many things from the ladies like how to play instruments from Joka, Shogi, and Go from Meimei and how to pleasure a woman from Pairin. Oh, those two got along just wonderfully, more so...since...Turns out…Naruto can tire out Pairin.
Naruto is getting ready to leave with Pairin, Meimei, and Joka, with the madam seeing him off. "Oh, Pairin, I hope you know I will be back for you when I can," said Naruto. Naruto then grabs her hand as she says, "Oh, I will try, but you know the rules, the moment someone pays my contact…"
Naruto says, "Oh, I plan to buy your freedom. I will, and I keep my word." Pairin says, "Oh, Naruto, as much as I love that, you should go for someone more your age and forget about me. Just keep our time together as a moment, alright?"
Naruto sighs and says "Maybe." as he heads out, he walks up to Jiraiya who says "You ok, kid? I know getting dumped is the worst thing ever but it's not the end of the world"
They head out and Naruto asks, "Sensei, have you heard of Uzushio?" Jiraiya looks at him "Did you call me sensei?!" he wonders if this is the same Naruto but then, "Yes I do why?" and Naruto says "Something is calling me there."
Jiraiya leans closer and gets serious. He whispers, "Is the fox? Trying to get free?" and Naruto says, "No, it is something else. Something is calling, but I don't know what and it's been driving me crazy for some time now." as he scratches the back of his head, "I wonder if I had gone crazy until last night, I heard…Uzushio and I ask around while I was gathering up my things and I find out it's a location that no one had been to for…very long time"
Jiraya looks at Naruto, "I understand I will take you there but you might not like it and don't expect me to take you all the way though" Naruto looks at him as he asks "what do you mean that?"
Time skips days later, at the land of Whirlpool
"Oh, this is why" said Naruto as he and Jiraiya are on a boat as it stops feet away from well…a blockage of whirlpools, "yeah, this is why, their just appeared days after the um…thing that happen" said Jiraiya, Naruto notices that Jiraiya is beating around the bushes as if he is trying not to say something.
Naruto looks at the Whirlpools, and then he hears someone calling him out again, "Come, young Naruto, come and claim the power."
Naruto is holding his head as he says, "The voices are back." Then something appears and it looks like a shadow platform, Naruto, Jiraya, and the owner of the boat are blinking as this is something that doesn't happen, "um...what is this?" Naruto asks, "No clue, this never happened before," said Jiraiya.
The boat owner "I think it's high time I retired" Jiraiya tries to touch it but can't but when Naruto does he can touch it then Jiraiya tries again while Naruto is touching it and NOW, he can grab it.
"What on earth?" Jiraiya asked, confused. Naruto climbed on, and so did Jiraiya, and both just walked off, but not before giving their ride his money for his trouble.
The man nods and says "I hope you find what you are looking for. I might come back to check and see if you need a ride maybe in a few years" as the two nod as they walk onto the pathway as the boat rides off. Then about thirty minutes later they arrive at the island.
Jiraiya is getting more nervous by the sec as Naruto says "ok stop!" both stop talking with Naruto and turn to him "what's with you? You're acting like we're about to see a graveyard or something!"
Jiraiya sighs and says "Very well. During the 2nd Shinobi War your ancestral home was destroyed by Stone, and a couple of other villages" Naruto looks at him and says "Hold on…what do you mean Ancestral home? I never knew this!" Jiraiya had realized he had fucked up.
"You see the Uzumaki clan helped build Konoha during Hishirama's time and turns out…the Uzumaki clan was too powerful, with their masterful skills of sealing jutsus and how their can long lives and insanely chakra Reserves…the world was scared of them! S-so." Jiraiya stops as he nods his head to tell Naruto to go on ahead.
Naruto does, once he reaches the top, he sees ruins and he says "They ended the era of the Uzumakis, there are Survivors but no one knows how many are left or if there's any left…the reason you are one cause…is it's due to your mother"
Naruto is looking around and says, "Then I think it is time you tell me about my parents Jiraiya." Jiraiya is about to answer but Naruto "gah!" as he hears the voices again.
"He's here! The chosen one!" "He will free us!" "He will be our new king!" as their voices overwhelm him until all of them say one thing, "our new."
"Monarch" as Vision appears before Naruto's eyes as he sees the shadows start to rise and become creatures, kind he has never seen before and more. Then they Bow to him.
Naruto doesn't understand what he is seeing, but then he feels a hand on him, and it snaps out of it as he says, "W-what?" "Hey, are you alright? You went pale there, Naruto," said Jiraiya.
"Didn't you see something too?!" Naruto, Jariya looks at him confused "um no what do yo- hey!" Naruto then starts to walk into the village ruins.
Moments later
Naruto is moving around burnt wood and rubble. He looks like he's Obsessed and says, "Come on! I know there's something here! Some that's calling me!" As he moves things to the side, Jiraiya catches up and says, "Kid, what's gotten into you? I get it you're upset with how the village is in an—" "It's not the village. There's something that's here in this village! And I'm trying to find it!"
Jiraiya then slaps Naruto but before he can say anything, an invisible force sends Jiraiya flying and then a creature appears to Naruto and he points in a direction. Naruto sees what the creature is as it seems to be…black armor with blue light, Naruto heads in that direction, and then another points the way and keeps it up.
Naruto thinks, 'What is going on?' as he keeps going. Then he comes upon a location with a mark, as it is just…a ground with burnt wood and rumble covering it. Naruto sighs, "Maybe I'm just going crazy?" Then Jiraiya arrives and stops, shocked at seeing the seal. "Wait, this wasn't here before," said Jiraiya.
Naruto turns to him and asks, "What do you mean, this wasn't here before?" Jiraiya explains, "I was here in my younger days, and my team at the time was brought here. I walk by here a couple of times a day, as it is just a fork in the road, more so after the fall of Uzushiogakure. I came to find any survivors, but I did not find anyone."
Naruto walks over to the seal and asks, "Do you know what kind of seal this is?"
"Well, it must be a protection seal, one that keeps this hidden and protects whatever is in it, which likely is a vault," said Jiraiya. Naruto asks "Do you know how I can open it?" "Maybe, after all, it was made by an Uzumaki, so logically, others could undo it?" said Jiraiya.
"Then how do I open it?" asked Naruto. Jiraiya said, "Well, it depends on what kind of seal it is. If it's chakra-based, it should be easy for you to undo it, but if it's blood?"
Naruto does both. He does the chakra one, and nothing happens, and then he does Blood, drawing out his kunai and using the edge of it to cut out blood from his thumb.
Then Naruto swipes the bloody finger on the seal and the seal fades away, then it opens, and Naruto enters as he says, "Are you coming?" Jiraiya says, "N-no, I will wait out here," as he sweats in fear because…he feels a blade against his back.
Naruto nods, and then he goes in as he sees a long tunnel. Naruto runs down the tunnel as he wonders just how long is this tunnel, and what is it for? He then comes upon a Metal door.
Naruto says "A metal door?" Was he thinking why a metal door? Since there was a seal blocking Entrance, he walked up to it. It glows in his presence and opens for him, "ok that's. Something" said Naruto as he walks further in.
But he soon found many doors, each holding something but it pales compared to what Naruto sees at the Center, as there's…a Gem, as it's leaking out some kind of...Aura.
Naruto walks up to it as it is calling out to him, more so cause the voices are now louder.
"Come take the power, it is yours. You are the heir of the Shadow Monarch"
Naruto says, "Shadow Monarch?" but he moves forward as the voice keeps adding more titles.
Then Naruto touches the gem and his eyes glow blue.
Darkness.
All Naruto sees is Darkness, Naruto doesn't understand as he looks around, and the moment he makes one step, something starts to swirl around him, Naruto is really nervous as he hears.
"So…you're the one," said a man's voice as it sounded deep. Naruto looks around, "Relaxed, I'm not going to do" Naruto then turns to see a very tall man, as he's wearing armor and wings glowing black and purple, as the air around him is just screaming...Authority and power to back it up.
The person says, "I am the First Shadow Monarch." Then someone appears next to him. He's smaller compared to the taller one but still tall, with black and blue eyes. He is wearing all-black clothes and a coat. " I'm the second," said the man named Jin Woo.
Naruto is wondering what is going on. "W-What i-is going on?"
The man, Jin Woo speaks "Yes, you see, this is my doing, as the first had no hand in this, you see, within this gem, holds the powers of the Shadow Monarch cause I wanted to step down after holding the title for countless Centuries"
Naruto is surprised and asks "What is a Monarch?"
"Well to simply put it, it's another term of ruler and so on but what does it mean in grand terms? We are rulers of the dead and the undead" said Jim, Naruto is shocked hearing this, and then the first one says "We are the most feared of the monarchs. There are Nine Monarchs, each rule over something, but they're not Important"
They explain everything as they start to fade. "Also I would train if I were you." said Jin, Naruto says "Wait why?!" "Your clan and family techniques you will need in the future," Jin said
Outside of the tunnel
Jiraiya is worried about Naruto's health, and he wonders if he's okay. Then he sees something above him, and he says, "What the?" He sees some strange creatures.
Ants, some large humanoids, armor men, dragons, and others. Jiraiya is scared as he says, "What is going on?"
Back with Naruto
The Darkness vanished into him as the gem merged with him and then another door opened as Naruto was screaming, then Naruto stopped and panted, then he looked around as he was sweating "t-that was intense," as he was leaning against the wall.
Naruto then slowly starts to move, as something new is calling him. He slowly gets back on his feet, and once he sees that he can move, he goes to the first door and enters it.
What he found were mountains of treasure, Gems, Gold, silver, and even scrolls of his clan and what is called in the middle of the room. Naruto walks over to it, where he sees three weapons.
As he looks at each of them, the first one is a Katana with a Black scabbard and it is giving off a powerful Aura. Next is a Naginata with a Dragon design on it and the final is a Black Katana with a dragon on the scabbard he walks over to the first picks it up and pulls out the Katana showing Flaming Red Metal and then he mutters "Chaotic Sun Princess." Then he sheaths it and heads over to the Naginata and grabs it "Levithan's fang." He mutters then heads over to the last one and pulls out the blade the metal looks like it is absorbing the light around it and he says "Abyss Dragon Fang."
Naruto tries to grab one of them, they glow and vanish as a Blue Dragon seal appears on his arm for Levithan's fang, then a sun appears for the Chaotic Sun Princess and a pure black dragon appears for Abyss Dragon Fang.
Naruto then says, "Bring Jiraiya to me." then he realizes "Wait why did I say tha-" Then he heard "hey! Let go of me! Y-you freaky thing!" Naruto turns to see Jiraiya being carried by one of the soldiers carrying Jiraiya with him, "um what?" Naruto is surprised by the sight of this.
"Put him down gently," said Naruto, confused. The soldier did so, and Naruto realized they were listening to him. Naruto said, "Um…g-good job." He then got a headache as he groaned.
The memories of both the first Shadow Monarch and Jinwoo flood Naruto's head and there's so much of it. Jiraiya is looking around in shock at the mountains upon mountains of treasure in the vault.
Jiraiya says, "Holy shit You are fucking Loaded." (Think the Treasure hoard of Erebor from The Hobbit) he whistles as he takes a couple of coins.
"H-hold i-it p-pervert." said Naruto as he made Jiraiya freeze Naruto getting over the headache, Jiraiya turns to him and Naruto "You still owe me for the crap you pull over the brothel."
Jiraiya nods and puts the coins back "Fair but Kid we have three years and Guess what. We will be training, and I will also be teaching you how to use seals." he smirks.
"And also, being my training dummy," said Naruto and Jiraiya sighed "Let's get training." said Jiraiya then he stopped "What do you mean by training dummy?" Naruto looks at his hand and isn't sure if it would work but, he snaps his fingers and a group of shadowy armor men appear "this" said Naruto.
Jiraiya is nervous as this will be a long three years…very long.
Time skipped 3 years later.
In the Fire Capital
At the Verdigris house
"Come on! Let me buy out your contact!" said a large man, Pairin sighed and said "No I will not allow it." the man said, "Why the hell not?!" "One I don't like you! Two you're very rude, and three! Though unlikely going to happen, I prefer my prince to buy me out of my contract"
The man is about to speak but then a figure grabs him from behind as it is largely armored in shadow and blue light, with long red hair and cape. "You are in the way Move." he throws him to the side as he just backhands the large man. Pairin blinks in surprise as he comes up to the elderly woman and she asks "What do you want...um…sir?" she isn't sure what she is facing, He politely bows "My lord is in your office wishing to talk to you."
The older woman says, "Um, who is your master?" As they walk to her office, the door is opened. Standing there is a man at 6'5 "who turns to smile at her. She is shocked, as it is Naruto Uzumaki. Then she asks, "So what do you want?"
"I wish to buy out three Ladies from their contracts. Money is no problem for me." said Naruto as the others don't seem to Recognize him, the Eldery woman blinks and asks "Who?" and Naruto says "One will be Pairin."
Then the large man said "Hey! I've already Offered 50,000 for her! There's no way you bea-" Naruto snaps his fingers and more of his shadow troops appear holding three treasure chests they put them on the Elder's desk and she walks over and opens it and is shocked to see Gold coins "I am offering 100,000 each." said Naruto then he places a large Diamond, "if it's not enough, this will be a nice bonus" the Elder woman is shocked but says with money signs in her eyes "Very well They are yours but who would the other two be?" He responds with "Meimei and Joka."
Then Naruto walks up to Pairin first and says, "Hello, my Sexy flower. I promised I would be back for you, and here I am." Pairin looks at him, very confused. "Um, h-have we met before?"
Naruto then whispers in her ear the Nickname that only one person calls her: "My sexy vixen." Pairin blushing badly. "N-Naruto?" and Naruto smiles "Hello my Sexy Vixen."
Next thing Naruto knows, he is buried between her breasts, and she is happy. "Oh, Naruto, you are keeping your promise!" Naruto smiles "What happened about me forgetting you?"
Naruto then gets free of her heavenly clouds and kisses her on the lips, and she moans into the kiss.
Couple hours later
Naruto is walking out with Pairin, Meimei, and Joka "Well Ladies we are heading to Konoha." Meimei asks "But won't that take so long to get there?" Naruto smiles, "Oh it is but we are going there by style." he snaps his fingers. Then a Shadow Dragon appears under them and roars into the air it has Naruto, and the women carried on its back with all three screams in terror, Naruto smiles "My Ladies it is ok it obeys me."
The Dragon takes flight and heads to Konoha after they stop screaming, they are in awe of the view of the landscapes as they hold onto Naruto as he says "It's fine, Kaisel won't let us fall"
Kaisel is soaring through the air, as Joka says "T-This is the f-first time being in the air like this and the view is beautiful." as Meimei said, "But the bigger question…how did you get a dragon?!"
"I will explain everything when we get home you will love the compound seals are a wonderful thing," said Naruto, all three were lost to what he said, Naruto realize 'oh…their Citizens won't know about this stuff'
Two hours later
They arrive at Konoha and the Dragon comes in for a landing outside of the village the ladies see the gate guards looking shocked which surprises them cause on foot it takes a while depending on the location but for them given they do live in the land of fire, it would have taken a week. Naruto with Pairin, Meimei, and Joka get off the dragon as it vanishes then Tsunade appears at the gates and asks "What the hell is that?!" she points at where Kaisel was.
Naruto says "Oh just one of my soldiers if you know the legends of the Shadow Monarch." Tsunade says "Of course I do, my grandmother told me about" Naruto blinks, Naruto says "Well I am the new one." Tsunade is about to say something but she turns her eyes slightly and then fully turns as she notices all three women, Tsunade blinks then rubs her eyes. "You got the three princesses out of their contracts?"
Pairin, Meimei and Joka say together "Well he somehow got a lot of money to do that" Naruto says "it was the Treasure of the Uzumaki clan. I am so flush with cash, hell, I can fund a whole country. Buying out their contracts did not even put a dent into my finances; it was about 0.0000000001% of my fortune."
Tsunade growls as she says "Naruto, it doesn't belong to you as it was the Uzu village's wealth" Naruto looks at Tsunade "Naruto Uzumaki Son of Kushina Uzumaki. I found the entrance with a blood seal. I was able to open the vault, with all its wealth that was untouched for what? Nearly half a Century? So, it belongs to me, no if, and, or buts." Naruto then snaps his fingers, and All of his shadow warriors appear Tsunade is surprised by this along with the three.
Naruto looks at them as he thinks 'There it is again, the feeling I'm getting, it's like I haven't brought out the whole army...am I not strong enough or not deemed ready yet?'
Naruto then says "Besides even if someone else got in the Vault door is impossible to break, I would know I tried, anyway, I need a few to help carry the bags, boys"
A few walk over and grab the ladies' bags, and Naruto says, "Come, my parents' compound awaits." Tsunade is surprised by that "Wait you know?!" she asks.
"Well, yeah, I kind of had to beat it out of the old perv," said Naruto as he walked away with his group to their new home. Tsunade sighs as she asks, "What am I going to tell Sakura?"
"Tell her the damn truth Tsunade." said Naruto as he was walking away, "not about you being the son of the 4th!" said Tsunade. "I was talking about the truth of the Girls Tsunade."
Later at the Hokage's office
Tsunade is looking at the rest of the genin 12 now ten as Sasuke, he went rogue three years ago, and Naruto are not there, as one of them asks "why were we summoned lady Tsunade?" It was the young lady with pink hair.
"Well Naruto has returned" said Tsunade, the pink-haired girl says "about time, it took that idiot 6 years!" while one is happy to hear that Naruto returned and wonders how he looks. "He is not alone." all of them don't react "I mean, he went with Lord Jiriaya" said a guy with a large white dog next to him.
"Tell me do you all know about the three princesses of the Verdigris house?" asked Tsunade, most of them don't know them, except for one. "Oh hell yeah those three let's just say I could not even afford to have an hour with them!" said Kiba "If I had the money I would have gone to have some time with Pairin." he drools as an image of her Pairin appeared "ooh the things I will do with those tits of hers!"
"Well Naruto bought her, Meimei, and Joka out of their contracts." said Tsunade, Kiba's image breaks into pieces as he asks "W-what?" as Sakura joins in "What?!" Tsunade nods as the White-eyed woman starts to tear up "Turns out during the six years Jiraiya fucked up and it was Pairin who taught him how to pleasure a woman and if the rumors are true Pairin was Beaten in bed by Naruto." said Tsunade, she only knows this because naruto told her before she returns to her office. Kiba is now so unhappy as he wanted to be the one to tame Pairin in bed!
As that happens, the white eye girls just run off, asking Sakura "So what's so special about these three?!" Tsunade pulls out the pictures and says "Pairin." she puts down Pairin's picture "Meimei." Then Meimei's picture "Joka" Finally Joka's picture. "You tell me Sakura." said Tsunade as she added "What do these three have in common?" the photos show Pairin putting on clothes with a man in her bed though one of them looks nearly dead.
Sakura is shocked that all three are busty and gorgeous, the kind that you would only see in movies or... specific workplaces like, "H-he brought w-whores?!" Sakura shouts. Then they hear "Whores. Oh my, Joka entertained guests with music and Meimei with Shogi and Go. So I don't want to hear that from your mouth as they also taught me their skills in music and games. So Sakura, you call them that again, and I will send you the flight. They were Courtesans." it was Naruto as he then walked over to her "That has nothing to say about my sexy Vixen Pairin."
Everyone looks at him as Sakura says "Who the hell are you?!" Naruto laughs and then Akamaru comes up to him and he says "Hey Akamaru you have gotten bigger have you been keeping Kiba in line?" as Kiba says "what are you doing Akamaru?! You don't know this odd guy!" Then he notices the tail wagging.
Naruto then pulls out a scroll, releases a steak, and gives it to Akamaru. "There you go, buddy, eat up." Akamaru happily eats the steak.
Kiba says "Alright, pal who are you?!" Naruto then looks at Kiba and asks, "Has anyone farted in your face lately kibble breath?" Kiba widens his eyes as he only knows who knows who is in the office except the one he faces.
Naruto then looks down and sighs "Oh Lazy Butt shadows don't work on me anymore." he then shockingly grabs Shikamaru's shadow hand, Shikamaru is shocked to see that as no one outside of his clan and family could even do that. Naruto then sinks into the shadows and disappears but behind Shikamaru is a shadow of Naruto in his armor reaching to Shikamaru Menacingly.
As he says "boo" Shikamaru screams as Naruto comes out of the shadows laughing, Sakura shouts "W-what is going on?!" Naruto then turns to Sakura then he taps his cheeks and shows the whisker marks as he says "What more can I do to show who I am?"
Sakura then gets angry "NARUTO BAKA!" She runs up to hit him, but then her fist is met with Naruto's fist, and she expects that his arm will be broken. But she only finds out there is a snap—just not one she was expecting. The snap was from her arm, and Naruto smiled evilly. He overpowers her punch and sends her into a wall, making her gasp in pain.
Naruto blinks, looks at his fist, and says, "Huh, didn't put in that much force or that I'm this strong?" Naruto shrugs and then looks at Kiba, "Yeah, and Pairin is mine." He runs off.
Naruto snaps his finger, and several hands appear, holding Kiba in place. Out come some of Naruto's shadow soldiers. "Yeah, Pairin is off limits. Sorry, man. I got her out of the contract. She is mine." Kiba shouts, "Never mind her! J-just what are these things?!"
One of them "Some kind of Summoning?!" said a girl with the lighter side blonde hair, Naruto says "Well Kinda only I can summon them...anyway, men, take him to his house and make sure he stays there"
They sink into the shadows dragging Kiba with them and Naruto says "Well I have to get home. I have someone waiting for me." Naruto sinks into the shadows himself.
Everyone just stood there in shock/froze as a girl with brown hair as she kept in twin buns "um you guys did see that right?" everyone but Tsunade nods to that. As Sakura slid down from the wall.
With Naruto
Naruto comes out of the shadows in his home and walks around smiling then he finds Pairin who is sitting down then looks up and smiles at him "Oh Darling come here please."
Naruto says, "What's up?" As he walks over, she then gets up and pushes him onto the couch, and she sits on his lap, his front facing him with her breasts against her chest. "I want to thank you for keeping your word and coming to get me." She then kisses him on the lips as his hands find her breast, and she moans into the kiss.
Then they stop, and Naruto says, "Now, now, you still have unpacking to do." He smiles, and Pairin giggles and kisses his cheek. "True, but I have plans to be in the master bedroom with you. Unless you have something to do?"
"Oh, there's more furniture and food for us. Luckily, the maids will be moving in soon," said Naruto. Pairin says, "Maids?" Naruto nods, "Yes, my vixen. Remember, I am a shinobi, and I go on missions. So the maids are to protect you ladies as well." with that Naruto gently puts Pairin to the side as he heads out once again. Pairin smiles and whispers "I just love that man." with hearts popping out of her head.
At market area
Naruto is looking around a furniture store and thinking, 'What should look good?' He is shopping around and finding stuff he likes. Afterward, he gets what he needs and now gets food.
Naruto is gathering groceries and is humming while doing it, as he doesn't seem to notice the looks from the girls around him as they have hearts and wondering who he is, and Naruto buys what he needs, pays for them and leaves.
Moments later
Naruto is walking back, taking it easy, when he comes across a certain stand that he knows oh so well. So he has time so he walks over. He enters and hears "Welcome." It was a female voice Naruto turns to see Ayame and Holy shit she has gotten more beautiful or maybe she hasn't he can't truly since she always wears her chef clothes.
Ayame smiles as Naruto goes to sit down and she comes over "Hello I am Ayame. I will happily serve you." Naruto chuckles "Oh it has been a while Ayame as this place looks good." Ayame looks at him as she says "mm no I don't think I remember meeting you sir, so have a seat and I will be right with you"
Naruto chuckles as he gets ready to surprise her, but then he realizes it's a full house, so that surprise is not going to happen right away. ' Oh yeah, better wait.' Naruto takes a seat and picks up a menu as he sees many coming in to eat or pick up their order and head out. After a bit, Ayame returns to Naruto as she says, "Sorry about that, sir. It's been a crazy rush hour, so what would you like?"
Naruto orders "How about the two Naruto specials?" Ayame writes it down "Two Naruto specials! Alright it will take a bit" she heads in.
Naruto watches her leave as he thinks 'ok…does she not realize who I am...wait I keep forgetting, no one seems to Recognize me but I have cover off…I guess she was just busy' "oh don't beat yourself up Naruto," said a voice that Naruto knows very well, as it is the owner of the ramen stand, Naruto chuckles "Teuchi good to see you again." as he gets up and hugs him "how did you know it was me?" "Naruto my boy, there's no one with your spiky hair, whisker marks, and let's not forget your blue eyes, you lost the fat you had but I know you the most"
Naruto nods, "You know, later tonight, I might have to kidnap Ayame. Or I could just tease her, as she should know it was me. She has known me since I was a kid." He gets hit on the head with a spoon. " What did I tell her not to do that to girls, Naruto?" Naruto rubs his hands, "It will rub them the wrong way even if it is teasing."
Teuchi nods "Indeed but a bit of teasing does not hurt. But let me ask you something: as a kid, did you have a crush on Ayame?" Naruto thinks about it "In truth yes I hid it as I did not want Ayame hurt by anyone or think she doesn't see me as that"
Teuchi chuckles as he knows something Naruto does not. "Anyway, sit back down, and enjoy your welcome-home meal!" Naruto nods, "Thanks."
Naruto sits and waits for her—that's when he hears a bell "We have a Contender, everyone! Someone brave enough to try the Naruto challenge!"
People are surprised as many have tried, and ALL have failed as Ayame says "alright you lots know the rule but I think our newcomer doesn't seem to know."
Naruto is stunned by this as he thinks 'What did I miss when I was away?!' Ayame starts to explain the rules, if the Challenger could finish within an hour which the record is 58 minutes and 12 seconds, then he gets his picture up with the person. The challenge is named after Naruto Uzumaki himself. So let's cheer for him."
Naruto turns to Teuchi with a face that says 'What's going on?' and Teuchi just smiles as Ayame has the two very large bowls, she then puts them in front of him and hands him a pair of chopsticks.
As Ayame says, "Ready? " Naruto prepares himself, and then Ayame says, "Go!" Naruto attacks the bowls with gusto, with everyone watching.
Soon enough to everyone Amazement, Naruto is doing it as he just finished the first bowl and about to start with the 2nd after 10 minutes, then he finishes that bowl in 10 minutes with an even 20 minutes completed but Ayame pulled a surprised as she pours extra noodles into the bowl which Naruto realizes 'oh this is how no one couldn't beat it!'
Naruto then goes in and finishes it in ten minutes as he drinks the broth then slams it on the table, and then.
BING!
Ayame looks at the time and says "He completed the challenge in 30 minutes FLAT! It's a new record...it's a new…record" she sounds a bit down on that, then someone asks "Dude what is your name?"
"Well the challenge is named after me so the record still belongs to me." said Naruto then Ayames head shot up at hearing that as she turned to him as she says "wait you can't be" Naruto looked at her and said "Yeah it is me Ayame-chan, not many people have my eye color or the whisker marks on their cheeks"
Teuchi says "Yeah about that, there been some copycats that they Claim their you, oh you should have seen this one guy, oh he was so deep, he was Convinced he was you even though he was way older and overweight"
"How tall? As I am 6'5 now?" asked Naruto, "funny enough, he was taller than you." said Teuchi, Naruto just dropped as he asked "A-and how many were fools by this guy?" as he is too scared to find out, Teuchi says "About a quarter of the village." and Naruto then asks with his eyes glowing "You got a picture of him?"
"There's no bother, the man's Scheme fell apart even though he kept saying 'I'm Naruto Uzumaki! The future Hokage." said Teuchi and he showed Naruto the picture and said "Oh I have seen him before. Let's just say I hated his guts, with his copycat bullsuit"
Naruto then looks at Ayame and she hugs him "It has been a while Ayame-chan." he smiles as he hugs her back, Ayame snuggles into him then Teuchi says "Since Naruto broke his old record and now holds the new one I think he has the right to ask for something."
"Mm, a date with Ayame?" said Naruto as he got tapped on the head "I'm not an item! It has to be an Actual item!" She blushed badly as she couldn't believe Naruto would joke like that, Naruto then tilted her head up and looked right into her eyes "Why would I lie about wanting a date with the Beautiful Ayame-chan. I don't care for an item but a date with you. Oh that would be wonderful." said Naruto and Ayame sees in his eyes he wants a date from her, then she just runs to the back and brings out a golden bowl as she says "H-here's your prize! N-now go!" she just walks off to the back. Naruto chuckles "She is so cute when embarrassed." they all hear an EEP! so it's their turn to see. Ayame blushed with steam coming out of her ears then Naruto handed Teuchi a note "Hey can you give Ayame this address I have a new house and would like you and her to visit." he caught a pan without looking but didn't catch the other things as Ayame shouting "g-get out! Get out get out get out!" as it seems that naruto has pretty much overdone it. Naruto laughs as it seems it is not affecting him at all. Then he heads out as Teuchi has the note.
"I didn't take you to react like that Ayame," said Teuchi as he laughed while Ayane was on her knees she covered her face with steam coming out of her head as in a Muffled voice "Please stop! I can't take this anymore!"
"Now I see why he had a crush on you. You might want to get with him before it could be too late. I heard that he returned with three beautiful women." said Teuchi, "g-good! Cause he should be a woman of his age! And not an old hag like me!"
Then Naruto pops his head back in "Old hag who the fuck are you talking about you're beautiful Goddess. Plus Age is but a number." Then his head vanishes as a pan misses him "Like I said I'm too old for him!" even though she is only 4 years older than him
Teuchi thinks 'Never took my daughter so deep in denial.'
Later at Naruto's house
Pairin, Meimei, and Joka hear about Naruto's first crush and nod. "Oh, she is welcome to join the group. You deserve great happiness, and Ayame being Plain, Oh, Not from what I have heard." said Pairin, with Meimei and Joka agreeing, "So yes, we approve of her, and yes, take her on that date even if you must climb the mountain called denial."
Naruto laughs a bit, Naruto nods "I agree ladies. But yeah I want her with us as I am not letting anyone else touch her but at the same time, I won't force her" they nod then he heads out "I need to see some friends in the Red light district. I will be back" as he heads out.
"But what about dinner?!" said Meimei, Naruto says "Don't worry girls I have a clone making it for you lovely ladies."
Later at the red-light district
Naruto sighed and then headed into a brothel where the Madam and the girls would help him with cooking and other things like cleaning and he just arrived in time too cause.
"One of Your girls freakin bit me down there!" said a large man, Naruto scowls as he knows the rules of the brothel but he hears the madam "That's only cause you try to force yourself on her! Plus you didn't even pay for her Services!"
He growls and is about to smack her but Naruto grabs his head and says "You are an idiot there are rules of the brothel. I would know I have them all memorized." the people of the red light district turn and smile "Damn Naruto you shot up like a weed." said one of the workers.
Naruto says "ok! How many don't Recognize me but a small few do?"
Then the madam smiles "Naruto darling, we have known you since you were a child. We know it is you no matter what even if you do the Henge." the madam is an insanely beautiful woman even though she's in her mid-40s, "I'm not using one Madam Jen"
Jen says, "I know, Darling, but you were one to protect one of the girls here. Also, what is this I hear about you buying out the contracts of the Three Princesses?" Naruto asks "And how do you know that? Since I'm sure Tsunade won't talk about it" "Oh though the great vein...that and the madam at the brothel happens to be my senior when we used to be in the same house when I was a kid before I started my own"
Naruto blinks "Damn well yeah. I bought them out." Jen giggles, "Are you going to do the same with my girls? Cause if you do, I might go out of business" said Jen, as she breathed in her Pipe.
Naruto then throws the man out the door behind him and says "Nah. I mean I could buy the whole place." as the other girls giggle, Jen giggles as well then two women named Amber and Sapphire hug him from behind and say "It is good to have you back Naruto."
Naruto blushes because he can feel their gigantic breasts against him. Jen smirks as she knows Naruto favors Sapphire and Amber Naruto says "G-Girls I-I a-am h-happy t-to b-be b-back." as he sees them not letting him go.
Jen smiles "You know how they are with you, you are their beloved 'little brother' Naruto nods "I know well I wanted to check in on everyone, but I have to get home dinner." Amber and Sapphire pout as their "No! We want you to stay a bit longer!" Naruto says "Ladies please." as he is trying to escape, he looks at Madam Jen for help and she says, "Sorry but they're done for the day" She smirks.
Amber and Sapphire smile "You are showing us your new home." Naruto laughs a bit as he sweats.
Later at Naruto's house
Pairin, Meimei, Joka, Amber and Sapphire are all happily chatting as they're all getting to know each other as Naruto and his shadow troops are making food which Naruto finds out how insanely good they are in the kitchen as if it's not their first time doing this.
Naruto chuckles as he says "You guys are very good at this." They turn and nod to him as they keep cooking with him they have a bit of a blink on their…cheeks. If you could have helmets have some.
Then ten minutes later
The ladies are in the dining room as the food is brought in. They see the shadow troops wearing aprons. Naruto walks in with his plate. "I hope you ladies enjoy it." They are all in awe of the food that was made.
They take a bite, and it tastes like they are in heaven as Pairin says "Oh wow! This chicken tastes Fantastic!" Amber and Sapphire "Oh my Naruto you have come a long way." Naruto smiles at that, "thank you," said Naruto.
They enjoy dinner together.
That Night as Naruto was getting ready for bed the door opened as he said without looking "Something the matter girls?"
"Oh how about we thank you properly~ Along with Meimei and Joka what you can do in bed Darling~" said Pairin in a sexy voice, Naruto knows that tone as he turns to see. Pairin, Meimei, and Joka standing there naked and they are looking at him Pairin has K-cup Meimei Double J, and Joka is a J-cup as Pairin has a plump ass, Meimei phat ass and Joka's is a mix of two.
"Oh now this is Heaven come in ladies and let us have some fun," said Naruto as he smiled. They walk in as Pairin closes the bedroom door.
Time skip the next morning.
Naruto is eating breakfast with the ladies, who are glowing as they just can't stop giggling nonstop. Naruto finishes and then has his plate in the sink. He kisses them on the lips and says, "I will be back. I am going to be tested also. You know the plan to get Amber and Sapphire today, okay?"
"Mm, that will have to be on hold, Naruto," said Pairin as she pointed to the side. Naruto turned his glare over to an Anbu, who started to sweat because he could feel the power behind them. I know my seals were put up to KEEP YOU OUT OF MY HOME!?" He walked over as two soldiers appeared.
"I have a message from Lady Hokage," said the Anbu. Naruto said, "Oh...w-wrong anbu set...sorry… but normally you appear at the door. And how did you get in?" He held out his hand. Anbu walked over and placed the letter. That's when Naruto noticed the door was open. As he looked at the letter, "So what's this?" Naruto asked.
"It holds the Location of something that belongs to your father, the late 4th Hokage." Anbu and Naruto nod, "Wait won't that mean this might be something that I shouldn't let anyone know?" the Anbu nods "Yes, Lady Hokage informed me that you must not let anyone know, more so the other set you were thinking about"
Naruto nods "Also next time KNOCK on my door as you might not know what traps I have set up and don't enter my home like that. Do you understand Anbu. I don't want to have to explain how you died an embarrassing death." Naruto stares at Anbu in the eyes…well eye holes.
Naruto then says "go" then the Anbu flees as Meimei asks "was that Necessary?" Naruto says "Meimei my dear, with my childhood I am paranoid about someone breaking into my home." The three shiver in understanding.
Later at the training grounds
Naruto is waiting for his opponent as everyone else is there as they're going to watch, Naruto thinks 'This is my first fight since I finished my training' Naruto then sees Tsunade appear with Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, and Kakashi.
Naruto thinks 'Ok let's get this over with…but who is it?' "Good you are here." said Tsunade as Naruto nods "Yeah, so who am I facing?"
"All four of them." said Tsunade, as she said, Kakashi looked at Naruto with just his normal eyes he thought 'what am I looking at?' around Naruto there was a Dark aura Naruto looked at Kakashi and smirked then said "You still reading that smut?" as Kakashi says "well it is my favorite book series"
"Nothing compared to the real thing," said Naruto, everyone looking at him. "Yeah, I have had sex. Tell me, have you heard of the three princesses of the Verdigris house, have a problem with it?"
Kakashi drops the book "Y-You s-slept with them?!" and Naruto says "Got them out of their contracts so yeah." Kureani sighs as she says "Sigh, men."
"Oh, Kurenai-chan, don't be jealous. You are beautiful as well," said Naruto. Kurenai was taken back to that, and then she heard, "I am surprised that Lucky Guy has not swept you off your feet yet." Kurenai was about to say something but "Alright, enough of this and get ready," said Tsunade.
Naruto smirks, and then the axe kicks the groundbreaking it and making stones go into the air, Naruto then kicks them at the four. Tsunade just stares at him "what are you doing?"
Naruto says "THIS IS A FIGHT USE EVERY ADVANTAGE YOU CAN!" Then he grabs Guy by the leg and uses him as a club against Asuma.
"I haven't even said begin," said Tsunade. Naruto says "In the real world there are no shouts to begin." he then turns to Kakashi who tries to hit him but Naruto kicks him in the chin as Naruto thinks 'is it me, or are they...' he looks around as everyone is changing him..at a slow rate, 'or did they get very close? More so with Guy is so slow'
Naruto then disappears and they look around Kurenai gasps as she is dragged into the shadows.
As that goes on, the others are watching this in shock as they remember that…Naruto wasn't this fast, or this strong before.
Naruto then looks at them then gets covered by shadows as he says "why is this so easy?" Naruto then charges at Gai and grabs his face and slams him into the ground making it crater.
That's when "alright I guess no more holding back" said Kakashi as he uncovers his left eye to reveal the Sharingan, but then Naruto disappears again and appear in front of Kakashi looking him in the eye smirking as naruto says as he throw a punch "no-" Naruto See that Kakashi catch it as Kakashi says "did you forget how this eye of mine works?"
Naruto then smirked evilly, "No, I haven't." This Naruto starts to smoke as he grabs Kakashi's free hand. "Boom!" said the clone. The clone goes boom throwing Kakashi away and smoking.
Afterward, Naruto is sitting on Asuma's back with a swirl in his eyes. Kakashi looks like he was burnt a bit. Gai's head is stuck in the ground, while Kurenai is tied up, blushing. As Naruto says "Is that all?" The reason Kurenai was blushing is Naruto had kissed the knuckle on her right hand and then tied her up as he said "Well?" He turns to Tsunade.
Tsunade is shocked "J-Jiraiya's report was c-correct. You have gotten stronger. OK, the rank is Jounin." Naruto and everyone looks at her as Tsunade says "Naruto, from this day forward, you're a Jounin." Naruto nods, then cuts Kurenai free and gets off of Asuma.
Afterwards
Naruto returns home to pick up Pairin, Meimei, and Joka and go over to the garden all of them see, "oh geez" says all three women as Naruto, "oh this looks so bad." he sweats as they look at the state of the garden is at.
"Did anyone bother to look after this garden?" Naruto as he sees the overgrown glass, there's Weed and crabgrass, and many other things, as the statues needed to be cleaned, or restored. Naruto then looks to a tree "Get the mutt from the tree." Naruto snaps his fingers and the women look "huh?" as a group of shadow troops appears.
Then they hit the tree and the person screams as he falls down, they all see that it's Kiba. "Hello Mutt." said Naruto as the shadow warriors grab him and Pairin asks "Darling who is this person?" as she looks at him.
"Oh this just happens to be your fan, his name is Kiba Inuzuka…and this is his handler" said Naruto as a large white dog shows up, Pairin says "My what a beautiful dog you are." She started to pet him with Meimei and Joka as Joka says "oh wow his fur is so soft" Akamaru is enjoying this so much.
Naruto turns to Kiba, "So what were you even hoping to do?" as he looks at Kiba. "I wanted to prove to Pairin that I am better for her!" Naruto blinks and sighs as he walks over to Kiba and whispers in his ear. Kiba then pales in fear. "Yeah, I have seen it firsthand. I have seen the half-dead men stumble out of the Verdigris house."
Pairin not knowing what's going on as she is busy patting Akamaru's head, Akamaru then licks her cheek and she giggles.
Kiba is still pale as Naruto says "So are you going to give this up?" "Y-Yeah. S-Sorry."
A bit later
Naruto is walking with Pairin, Meimei, and Joka as they need help with their garden as Naruto remembers "oh...I think who to help with thi-" Meimei turns to see a few people walk in, Naruto turns and smirks and says "Welcome." as he sees that they are the maids. There are seven maids.
As their names are, Grayfia Lucifuge the Head Maid as she was assigned to be, Miwako shirasaki, Miroi Ai, Asuna Arsen, Reisa, Iroha and Maria.
"Sorry for the late arrival Lord Uzumaki," said Grayfia as she and others bowed to him as their Apology, "It is fine welcome. I am Naruto Uzumaki. This is Pairin, Meimei and Joka."
The maids bow to them and the three do the same.
Later at a flower shop
Naruto, with his entourage, is entering the shop when he sees a woman who isn't the one he is looking for. "Hello, Rosa. Good to see you." Rosa turns to see, "Oh hello, um, have we met?" Naruto thinks, 'Oh, this is going to be a thing, isn't it?'
Naruto sighs and then turns into his younger self as he does 'How about now?' Rose widens her eyes a bit as she says "Oh you're the cute boy, Naruto." Naruto returns to Normal and says "Yes I was. Well, I have recently gained control of my parent's house, and the garden looks like hell." he thinks 'she thought I was cute?' Rosa says "I just couldn't believe you got so handsome I didn't recognize you"
Naruto then thinks 'Does everyone not notice my whiskers!' Naruto sighs "Rosa Focus, please." Rosa says "sorry, so what can I do for you?" Naruto shows a picture of his new garden and she screams as she falls to her side.
"Yeah," said Naruto. Then Ino came running in, "Mom, what is wrong? " Then Rosa screamed, "That is not a garden, Naruto. That is a jungle of hell!" Naruto blinks as he says "I know, so can you help or know someone who can?"
Rosa says, "Well, I might know someone, but give me a couple of hours." Naruto says, "Alright, and I will pay for this, by the way." Rosa nods, "I understand." Then she sees Pairin, Meimei, and Joka looking around.
Couple hours later
Naruto with his entourage, heading back home as he recounts what Rosa aka Ino's mother, had informed him of the person who can restore the Garden as they are best in this line of work.
A woman named Pamela Isley, and knows when she sees the Garden, she will scream in horror and who knows what else. Naruto sighs as he thinks, 'Who knew Maintenance of a house, more so a compound, is so hard? I used to have only a small apartment to worry about.' Naruto then turns to the maids who are cleaning the place.
Naruto thinks 'Well at least I have help' Naruto sighs as he looks around the compound then finds something on the wall a seal as he thinks 'Alright what's this?' Naruto walks over, and and upon studying it, he knows it is a Blood seal then he smears blood on it then the seal glows and Naruto looks around as it makes the place look better even dealing with the overgrown weeds and Garden leaving a place for a new place to be planted.
But he noticed a door that wasn't there before, "what the?" Naruto asks, Naruto enters and heads down and finds a Massive stone along with other doors. Also after the door closed it vanished.
Naruto wonders what could it be. Naruto walks up to the stone and touches it, and it Glows, and soon enough, it feels like all of the security seals are active now and One of the doors leads to the upstairs.
Naruto goes up as it leads to another door, and he opens one. Soon enough, he sees a large training area and another is the library with all his parents' techniques. Then Pairin shouts, "Naruto, there is a room up here that just appeared!" She is on the second floor, and Naruto heads up there.
As he sees the door is…blue? With the words 'nursery', Naruto opens the door and finds a full-fledged nursery with baby items, clones, toys, and the like. Naruto is shocked at seeing this, and he slowly walks into the room.
Pairin walks in and sees this: "Oh my, what's this? Naruto, do you know what this room is for?" Naruto has his hand on a blue baby onesie as he says, "Yeah…it was Supposed to be mine." Pairin walks in and looks around: "Oh, your parents loved you. We might want to keep this room around for the future." Naruto nods as he places the Onesie and leaves the room.
Pairin follows him while looking at him with worry "Darling are you ok?" Naruto says "yeah, I just feel...relief, to finally know…that I was wanted and loved, and I can finally put there doubts I had for years to rest" Naruto then heads outside as he has a mission for Bellion, his second-in-command…or tries to.
"I guess I haven't proven myself to him yet," said Naruto as he was now aware of the stronger shadows, "I guess I will tr-"
Then he sees a gigantic shadow appear from Naruto's as he flies up to the sky and dramatically flows down with his large wings. Naruto thinks 'Oh dramatic entry' then he lands and Bows as he says "My lord"
"I have a mission for you. I want you to bring me the bodies of Kimimaro Kaguya and Zabuza Momochi." said Naruto, "May I ask why my lord?" Bellion asks as he wonders why.
"Zabuza was a warrior and a good man. Kimimaro I heard he was a beast. I want them to become shadows." Naruto explains as Bellion asks, "Where do I find them?"
Naruto gives Bellion a map and hands it to him with two x's on the map "Kimimaro will be stuck in a bone forest from what I have heard if you need me to summon me."
Bellion nods as he flies off. Naruto smirks as he is growing his army little by little then he heads into the village as he needs to catch up with some old friends as he didn't have a chance to.
Later in the village center
Naruto then finds Konohamaru looking at him smiling, Naruto raises a brow then Konohamaru says "Sexy jutsu!" Naruto sees a sexy woman there and Naruto yawns. As he says "Good work Konohamaru" then he walks up and flicks him in the head. "But it was a WEAK attempt too" Konohamaru "Oh man"
"Besides, I have had the real deal, and it is a lot better, " said Naruto as he walked by him. Sakura walked up, hearing this as she shouted, "You perverted Bastard!" She ran at Naruto, who then moved his head. He grabbed her arm and tossed her toward a nearby wall.
"At least I am getting some chunin," said Naruto as he walked away. Then he bumped into someone, who he heard.
Boing~~
Naruto looks down to see Temari, and she is shocked at seeing him with her large breasts of Large I against him, a black kimono, and a large fan on her back. "Hello Temari, it has been a while." She says, "N-Naruto?!"
"Finally, someone recognizes me," said Naruto, Temari blinking as she was confused. " W-what?"
Naruto says "I will explain." Naruto starts to explain.
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somewhere in the mountains*
P: you ok Dealt?
D*shaking as he tries to hold back from changing.*
P: *Blaze then puts a necklace on Dealt and it blocks the power of the Shadow monarch* Better?
D: kinda but it won't last long.
P: It was created by both of my grandparents as they are stronger than the monarchs…I think.
D: What do you, mean you think?
P: It has been years, Baka. Yes, they, along with the rulers, were created by my grandfather, but as I said, it has been years.
D: How many?
P: *Blaze mumbles something*
D: what was that?
P: *Blaze mumbles* E..Eons
D:...did you say Eons?
P: Yes I did. I fought them and the Rulers before and I won BUT I did not get out unscathed.
D:...ok then, anyway see ya later for either chapter of this or Mother's Day!
P: OR MY HEIR STORY
