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4/11/25

Chapter 1- Space Invaders Part 1

The air was warm, humid, and rich with water in the atmosphere. It was hot, as sweat poured down his body, the warmth hugging around him like he was in an oven, mercilessly cooking him for the outside within. Yet, he was undeterred.

"At long last."

Within his sights was the very thing that he had set his eyes on, the mysterious object for his whole expedition, and the reason he was there in the first place. All around him stood stone structures, ancient with overgrowth and decay as the greys and greens consumed his vision. Dirt and mud lay around him, yet all he could witness was the small object– about the size of a baby— that was made purely of gold.

As he stepped into the light his appearance was able to be seen, he was a young male, barely the age of fifthteen. He had tanned skin, and blonde hair that seemed to spike out in all directions, as if resembling a sun god who the Aztecs of this temple so worshiped. A set of strange three whisker-like markings adorned each of his cheeks. As of now, he was dressed in a strange outfit, a brown leather jacket adorned his frame, it was over a white button-up shirt, and a set of brown khaki pants and boots. He also wore a cream color satchel that wrapped around his shoulder, a brown belt, and a pair of boots that helped him traverse the harsh setting that was the jungle. A large brown fedora atop his head.

He also had blue eyes like an ocean, as they stared at the golden idol, yearning with anticipation, as he gave a light nod to the sculpture, as if waiting to claim it for himself.

Naruto Uzumaki was his name, and he was ready for action.

He needed to hurry, but that did not mean there wasn't anything to fear.

He looked around at his surroundings, finding a large piece of wood that resembled a club, as he crouched down. Eyeing the floor, he noticed it looked a little suspicious where the mud was placed. Not willing to take any chances Naruto took the piece of wood, as he lightly pressed the tip of it towards the clump of mud at the center of the floor.

THUMP.

Instantly the ground slid down where he pressed it, as an ancient wood and stone arrow launched towards him at breakneck speeds. Naruto was barely able to block, using the piece of wood in his hands as a shield to protect himself as he did so. Eyeing the arrow, he realized he needed to be even more careful now, the tip likely having enough poison on its edge to render him dead. He was in the home stretch, but that did not mean this would be any easier for him.

Putting the now impaled piece of wood to the side, a painful reminder of what might happen to him if he were to mess up. He took his next steps forward with restraint, being wary to not step on any more pressure plates that might be placed there. His legs creaking over loose stones or sticks that might have fallen there, he did have a close call, as while he took a larger step he almost lost his balance. He held his breath and adjusted his center of weight as he reached the stairs to the larger room holding the idol. Stepping over to the side of them so as to not trigger any traps on them, he jumped forward.

The idol now in a larger view, he went further, being careful about where he stepped. Now nearing the statue, which appeared to depict a smiling or grinning man with a large head and long hair, he wondered what he might do to retrieve it. Fearing that the pedestal it rested on might be trapped as well, he thought of his next course of action. Rubbing his hand along his chin, he retrieved a small bundle of sand from his sack, feeling for his weight. Deciding if this bundle of sand had the same weight as the statue of gold, he opened it up and took a handful of it out as he dumped it along the ground, the grains falling out his palm like water.

Naruto held the bag of sand and the idol in reach ready to swap their places within a moment's time. This required precision, and delicacy, for if he messed up now there was no telling what traps he might set off now. His fingers twitched with anticipation.

With one fluid motion, placing the bag of sand on the pedestal, as he held the golden idol now within his grasp.

Naruto waited a few seconds for something to happen, as he let out a breath, and he nursed the sweat upon his head under his hat. He had done it; he had claimed the golden idol he sought after. But, as Naruto turned to walk away, something stopped him, as he then heard the pedestal lower, the weight being off by just a few grams, as the room started to collapse around him.

"Ah, shit!" Naruto said as stone rubble started to rain from the ceiling as if the very temple he was standing in was about to fall apart.

So Naruto did the only thing he could do, he ran.

Running back the way he came, not as careful for the booby traps this time, as arrows flew past him, volleys of which were at his back by only a few inches. He found his second obstacle, as a large pit was in front of him, and there were no nearby vines for him to swing on. If only he had something like a fashioned whip in his sack so he could use it to swing across—but it seemed that only happened in the movies. As he could see a door was lowering on the other side, one that would surely trap him in there with his death.

"Well here goes nothing," the blonde said.

Not one to waste any time, he did the only thing he could do given the circumstances, as he threw the idol towards the other side, and prepared himself, leaping as far as he could to try and close the distance.

Unfortunately, it seemed his jump was not far enough, as he was left dangling as he tried to push himself upward, using a majority of his upper body strength to do so. If he fell now, it would spell his doom, as even though he couldn't see it he could feel the nearly 100-meter fall, likely to a floor of spikes with his luck. He tried to push himself upward and he found a small stepping stone, although even that gave way under the pressure, as he nearly lost his grip in the process.

Luckily, as if the gods were smiling at him, he saw a vine within arm's distance.

'Thank Kami!' he nearly shouted within his mind. He grabbed onto the vine, but even that started to give way.

Right, he should have expected with his luck, as it seemed the vine was old, and long dead as it was a swift movement away from snapping entirely, as he saw the door in front of his was lowered halfway, and there was no way it was stopping. So he forced himself carefully up with the decayed vine in his hands, trying not to let it slip so he plummeted down to the abyss. Pulling himself up with all his effort, he quickly retrieved the golden idol, as he rolled towards the closing door, which was inches away from closing on him.

Naruto was left a small moment of reprieve as he caught his breath, witnessing the rotted skeletons of the visitors who had previously tried obtaining the golden idol, as he was thankful he hadn't turned out like the same two unfortunate souls.

As he walked into a cavern, thinking the worst was already upon him, he let a sigh of relief escape his mouth. Before Naruto heard a loud rumble sound around him, he turned to wonder what exactly the sound was.

"The fuck is that!" He couldn't help but yell, as right behind him was a large, perfectly spherical boulder that was rolling down the sides of the cave right at him.

And so the blonde did the only thing he could do, he ran. The boulder followed right behind him as it demolished everything in its way, the cave almost a perfectly constructed pathway for the rock to slide down, as Naruto saw no other exit but forward to help him. If he slowed down for even a second he would be left a crimson smear on the cavern floor.

Just then Naruto saw the exit in his sight, a small tunnel out of the temple on the side that was just big enough for a single person, not large enough for the boulder following him. Forcing himself to run even further, Naruto pushed his legs to their limit, as he sprinted, jumping at the last second as he heard the boulder right behind him. Uncaring, Naruto jumped into an entire wall of cobwebs that covered his whole body, as he made it out of the temple, towards sweet-sweet relief.

Landing in the surrounding jungle, Naruto never felt so grateful for seeing dirt so close to his face, as he landed among the sticks and stones. His finger twitched, as he felt a wetness reach his hand. Just then Naruto looked to see a lake right in front of him, which could be useful, seeing as how he needed to wash himself from all the dirt and grime on his body.

Naruto took a moment to compose himself after his brush with death, as he stood up, happy that he had managed to find the golden idol he had searched for, now within his grasp.

"Sssssss~"

It was then the blonde heard a hissing noise from his back, he turned to find its origin. He was left face to face with a large red boa constrictor, one that was over 20 feet in length.

"Uh… Hi?" He said as it flicked its tongue at him, hissing as if trying to size him up for dinner. Naruto held his hand up in surrender, trying not to provoke the snake, he had already had enough near-death experiences that day for one more.

"Now look, you don't have to do this—" he tried to reason, but it didn't listen.

The snake shot right for him, he accidentally dropped the idol as the snake latched onto his body, knocking him straight into the lake at his back with its force. As Naruto was sent into the water, the snake coiled around his body, restricting his movement. He tried to use his hands to break himself free, trying to loosen the snake's grip, but it was to no avail, as the snake tightened around him. He was left unable to swim up with the snake upon him.

His breath was starting to leave him, as even when he tried to shout only bubbles left out of his mouth. Water seeped into his lungs, and he felt himself drowning as he was pulled under the water even further.

He felt himself falling…

He felt himself falling…

Falling…

Falling…

XXX

Naruto felt himself awaken within a startle, as he felt himself fade within his dream, his breath was ragged as he yearned for air, the sun shining brightly into his eyes. The dream had felt so lifelike, so real. Even now, he found it hard to gasp for air as he greedily took it into his lungs.

"Ahhh~" He heard a feminine moan at that moment, as Naruto realized why breathing felt so hard.

It was at that moment that Naruto paid attention to his surroundings, as besides seeing his normal bedroom ceiling, a face was visible, as they held him closely. As Naruto got a faceful of red hair, and he was left to witness a beautiful woman within his vision, with a nice heart-shaped face, and pink lips, she was close enough to where he could even kiss her. She also had a pair of yellow hair clips in her head, which up close coupled with her bangs her hairstyle resembled that of a snake.

Naruto couldn't help but sweatdrop at this sight, having not expected to see this new occupant in his bed that previous night.

"Miia…It's morning. Wake up" Naruto tried to push onto her shoulder, trying to startle her awake.

"Uhhh… Just five more minutes… I mean…" The red-haired girl pouted in her sleep, as she clutched her arms even more tightly onto his neck, as Naruto felt her warmth press onto him. "Just five more degrees, please," she said.

Well, Naruto felt as if half of his dream had come true—the bottom half, as Naruto felt Miia's tail had already wrapped around him.

Yeah, a tail. That was right. This was Miia, a lamia: an Interspecies, half-human, half-snake subspecies that left the person more reptilian than human more often than not. Giving them a completely large snake-like tail in place of their legs. As scales were around their whole lower body, a few reaching up to her head as well, covering part of her cheeks.

But alas, it seemed his pushing onto her didn't help much in the way of waking her, much less talking to her when she was like this.

Naruto looked around the room to try and see if there was anything he could use to help him out in this situation. The blonde saw his usual surroundings, a window with blue curtains, a couple of posters along the walls, a desk with a computer, a dresser and chair, and overall nothing that could really help him out.

But he also saw a small animal off to the other side of the room, it was orange in color, with large ears and black markings around his eyes, as it coiled around its large bushy tail that was quite fluffy when you touched it as he laid within his fox bed.

Naruto called out to the fox, Kurama, his most trusted companion in all his life. He knew he would help him in this situation.

"Pst. Kurama!" Naruto shouted, trying to get his pet's attention, even as Miia's tail coiled around him.

He saw the fox's red-slitted eyes open, as it looked at him, Naruto got slightly excited as he waited for his fox to help him. Only for Kurama to get up, and turn over to the other side, as he went to sleep again. Giving Naruto a 'don't bother me' expression.

"Traitor. You damn fox," he swore from under his breath. As Naruto once again tried to nuzzle Miia awake, it seemed none was working.

"Mmmmm~" the red-haired girl moaned in her sleep, as she yearned for warmth, pushing herself even further into the warm object in her bed, that being Naruto, smothering him even more.

"Miia, it's time to wake up–Mmphf!" He tried to say, but he found himself being nuzzled completely in between the 19-year-old girl's breasts in the morning. A scenario that would have been every guy's dream, of course, had they not been suffocating as he was left unable to breathe from Miia's grip.

'Stop! Miia!' he yelled within his mind, tapping onto her shoulder to get her to let go as if this were a wrestling match.

"Oh Darling, don't be so rough!" Miia said in her sleep, as a large blush adorned her cheeks as he pushed her to no avail.

This was it, he was going to die here. As if reenacting his dream–or perhaps it was a premonition, telling him it was his fate to die by a snake's suffocation. He could feel himself losing oxygen to his brain, his blood cells were screaming out as he tried to breathe, and his fight or flight instincts kicked in. Now, Naruto wasn't one to run away, and he wasn't even sure he could in this situation. So he did the only thing he could, he fought.

Naruto squirmed his body with all his might, reaching around his arms even as he was being coiled even tighter between Miia's constrictor-like tail. He needed to find an opening, he needed to find something—

Grabbing onto the first thing he could find, that being Miia's tail, he used that for leverage to pull himself out. "Ahhh~!" His bedmate shouted as Naruto felt her grip loosen slightly, enough for sweet-sweet relief to enter his lungs.

A heavy blush sported Miia's face, as she looked at him, her bust still pressing onto his forehead. "D-Darling? What're you doing to my tail?" she asked, looking at him.

Naruto gasped, realizing he had found a weak point in Miia's defenses, he would have to keep that in mind later. "That doesn't matter, what the hell are you doing in my bed?!" Naruto yelled, letting go of her. And although there wasn't exactly any malice in his words, he was just relieved he survived the whole ordeal.

As the snake girl blinked. "Huh? Oh, it was cold, and I couldn't warm myself up. So I just figured I'd use you, darling. I'm a poikilotherm after all." She smiled at him.

"Miia, if you need we can get you a space heater in your room or something…" Naruto sighed. That was right, she was mostly snake, so on the cold nights such as this last one she wasn't quite able to regulate her temperature on her own, being partially cold-blooded after all. But still, that didn't excuse the fact she had almost killed him.

"But you're so warm!" Miia whined as she pressed herself into him even more to emphasize her point.

Naruto felt her breasts push up to him, this time not while he was dying, and for the first few seconds Naruto felt his mind shut off. 'Soft,' was the only thing his mind could register, as he felt the mix of fat and skin on the girl's chest that all men desired.

That was the scene in which his sister-figure walked in on him. "Hey Ruto, breakfast is ready, so come to the dining room before you have to get ready for school–-" a young girl said, as Mikan Yuuki opened his door, witnessing the scene.

Now, Mikan was a young, petite girl who had brown hair styled in a high ponytail, and golden eyes. As of right now, she wore a pink tank top with a black skirt. Overall she had the appearance of an extremely cute girl, with a sense of independence and reliability that seemed to come off of her as well.

"Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you guys were busy," Mikan said, as she looked at the two of them. "Come on Kurama-chan, let's go get some breakfast~" the girl said happily, patting her knees to get the young fox's attention. Kurama's ears lifted, as he heard the youngest Yuuki's call, He rose from his bed as he then walked with Mikan out the door.

It was then that Naruto realized the situation he was in, as his body was being straddled by the lamia that was Miia. As he could see her in all her glory, The girl wearing what seemed to be a button-up yellow pajama shirt that was heavily unbuttoned, likely in her sleep, showing him nearly her whole cleavage, to the point he could almost see her nipples showing. Her face was red with exertion, and she nearly smothered him.

Miia let go of her hold of him, nearly loosening it completely. "Oh, I want breakfast too!" she said, as she let go of him, being happily excited at the prospect of eating eggs in the morning. Completely forgetting about the state she was in as she left Naruto's room.

"Miia-san, what are you— Wooaaahh!" "Eeeeepp!"

Slap!

Naruto sighed, as he could completely imagine what had happened outside his door. As, likely, Naruto's younger brother figure, Mikan's older blood-related sibling, had a tendency for these types of situations. What probably happened was he groggily walked out of his room, sleepily noticing the state she was in. He then tripped on nothing, and he was sent rocketing forward, landing on Miia's breasts as if it were a landing pad. To which she screamed, and slapped him, so hard that he could have gained a concussion.

At least, that was what he assumed, and it probably wasn't too far from the truth.

Naruto sighed on his now empty bed, as he lay down, wondering just how his crazy life had ended up even crazier, now having a lamia staying with him and his big family to make it even bigger and crazier.

His stomach rumbled as he smelled the aroma of the morning food enter his nostrils, and he too realized he wanted food. Rising from his bed, he decided he was thinking about everything too much. This was his life now, and there wasn't anything he could do to change it, although he would prefer to do with Miia nearly suffocating him to death a bit less.

As he got up, and walked out of the room.

XXX

A few moments later.

The aroma of eggs and bacon permeated the Uzumaki household, as Naruto walked towards the kitchen in only a pair of boxers and a sweatshirt, as he was ready to start his day. Although he couldn't quite shake the feeling that something odd was going to happen that day.

He then walked into the building's kitchen and saw Mikan handling the stove, now wearing a cute frilly pink apron over her outfit while she was cooking. She was the first one he saw that morning and as such he greeted her.

"Hey Mikan, how's the food looking?" he asked.
"Huh? Oh, hey, Ruto. Don't worry, breakfast is almost ready, just the way you like it!" the young girl answered him.

As Naruto smiled at her, "Thanks, you're the best!" he said, ruffling the smaller girl's hair as he did so, much to her ire, as she pouted at him a bit.

"Will you cut that out?" she huffed, not liking what he was doing to her one bit.

"But you look so cute when I'm doing it~!" he said to his sister figure.

She was always cute when she got like that, the two knowing each other for as long as he could remember. The girl's mother, Ringo Yuuki, has been his mother, Kushina Uzumaki's longtime friend. The two being almost inseparable, both being fashion designers in the same work, they were often overseas and very rarely spent time in this country these days. That, coupled with the fact that both of their fathers spent long hours doing their career work as mangaka for the same magazine, they had spent a large portion of their lives together. So much so that his mother decided it would be easier if the Yuuki family moved in with them so they could look out for each other. There was more than enough space in their large home, so it was alot better than getting an apartment within the city, so the decision was a no-brainer.

And so, he would say Mikan and him were pretty close, the girl almost like a sister to him— being an only child and all. She was also the most homely and capable of those in the house, being the one to wash the dishes, do the laundry, and cook the meals for those in the household, although he tried to give her a helping hand when he was able to from time to time.

Mikan swatted his hand away from her, as she gave him a flat look. Before she was reminded of something, "Oh, and by the way, you have a visitor," she told him, Naruto wondered who exactly she was referring to, as she pointed him to the dining room.

Naruto walked into the room, as he saw Miia had made her way to the dinner table after leaving his bedroom. Her on Kurama, as the fox was resting on a nearby chair as well. But his eyes were directed towards another figure, one that immediately caught his attention.

He caught sight of a pale woman off to the side of the room, she had black eyes and hair that was parted around her face. She wore a white dress shirt with a black tie, a black blazer, and a matching professional skirt, pantyhose, and heels. She also had a pair of sunglasses on her face, complementing her dark appearance. Overall she had the appearance of a standard Government worker, although the pencil skirt and pair of pantyhose that she wore did well to show off her legs, giving her a sexy look about her as well. She looked at him, sitting at one of the chairs at the dinner table, a cup of coffee in her hand.

"Good Morning, Naruto Uzumaki. Surely you haven't forgotten about me, right? After all, I am your cultural exchange coordinator!" she spoke to him, fixing her glasses as she gave him a serious expression.

Naruto knew who she was, but that wasn't why he was a little surprised to see her. "Yeah, but what the hell are you doing here?" he asked her.

"Why? For breakfast of course," she answered him with a deadpan as if it were obvious.
"No, you aren't, you can't stay with us," Naruto told her flatly, much to the woman's disappointment.

Mrs. Smith frowned, "Oh, but it's not everywhere I can get this good, especially one made by such a cute little girl who will make me this good of a coffee," she said, as she took a sip of the brew Mikan had prepared her.

"Even so, I'm not gonna just let you mooch off of us!" Naruto said resolutely.

"Well, I'm not just here to mooch off of you…" Mrs. Smith said, as she then rested her head on her knuckle, crossing her legs as if to intimidate him. "I'm also here to make sure you're not engaging in any prohibited matters," she told him. Naruto was reminded of what the government woman was referring to.

Interspecies, species that weren't quite human and weren't quite animal either, many people would table them monsters. They were beings that had largely remained in secret and mystery, only legends telling of their tales. However, a few years ago it was decided that instead of hiding their existence, their existence would be announced publicly to the world by the Japanese Government. The reason is that it was decided that we could benefit from a peaceful co-existence between these humanoid species.

Thus the 'Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill' was ratified—terrible name. Which was a bill signed to slowly integrate members of these interspecies into their society via delegates being sent into the human world within several host families. Which seemed to be a huge success as it allowed various species to be able to integrate into human society.

"Need I remind you, that even if Miia is a beautiful young woman, she is strictly forbidden from you harming or touching her!" she enphasized.

Right, that was Mrs. Smith's job, she was a member of the Cultural Exchange Security Squad, a task force specifically made to aid in stopping hostile relations between monsters and humans in their society. Kuroka Smith was particularly put on assignments that helped her monitor and find new host families for various interspecies to stay with. Unfortunately, some of these homes had the tendency to take advantage of their interspecies tenants given their more naive nature when it came to human society. In the worst cases, this would involve the host member sexually assaulting their interspecies guest during their stay with them, which is what Mrs. Smith aimed to prevent.

"Yeah, well why don't you tell Miia that," Naruto sighed. He knew what she was getting at, given Miia's more naive nature when it came to her nudity— even if she knew what she was doing when it came to matters of sexual reproduction. If he were to take into Miia's demands, taking her innocence, it would become a whole diplomatic issue, something they all hoped to avoid.

Mrs. Smith only looked at him sternly, taking off her glasses off as he saw her black eyes gaze into him. "Well, don't tell me you weren't at least tempted. Isn't it every young teen's dream to have a nice, attractive, older girl living with them? Tell me you haven't at least thought about it. Sure she's half-snake. But she's got a nice figure, ample breasts, and good looks in general. Not to mention she's completely taken by you."

Naruto was reminded of the times Miia had come onto him, which that morning wasn't the first time. And he had to admit, she was rather attractive. He was reminded of the way her boobs felt against him, and how he felt as she pressed her body near him. A small dusting formed around his cheeks as he did so. But he pushed those feelings to the side, as he realized her words were getting to him.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Naruto told her, although he wasn't really convincing either of them.

"Mhmmm…" Mrs. Smith hummed, not buying it for a second.

It was then that Miia seemed to notice him, "Oh? Darling! You're finally here!" She shouted as she used her snake-like speed to rush at him and envelope him in her embrace, pulling her into him as he felt her breasts press against him once again. "Hey, what were you two talking about?" she said, eyeing the government worker with a look of defiance as she held her most precious possession against her in jealousy. She wouldn't let anyone lay her hands on Naruto. He was hers.

Wrapping her arms around his neck, Naruto was reminded of Mrs. Smith's words to him, as a blush formed across his cheeks again.

Luckily, it seemed the government worker was able to recover for the two of them. "Oh, we were just talking about the law a bit, particularly your two's relationship with it," she expertly answered, recovering and concealing from any intimidation factor she was trying to give him. As she looked at the situation Naruto was in, 'quite the trouble he's got here,' she thought, she almost pitied him, almost.

"Well, we don't have to worry about that, darling! My love can overcome any obstacle or law we have in our way!" Miia said, nursing her cheek against his as she smiled happily.

Naruto sighed, "Need I remind you, you're three years older than me, some people won't exactly agree with that." Not to mention if he even so much as toucher her inappropriately he could end up in jail, or worse, executed.

"Oh, those are just details," Miia waved him off. "I can show you all it means to be in the adult world… if you want~," she said, circling his chest in a flirty manner.

"Moving on," Naruto said, as he said as he pushed Miia off of him to get a bit more space. "Why come to me for all this? Wasn't it my mom who signed up to become an interspecies host? She's away right now with auntie Ringo, so you'll have to talk to her if there are any problems," he told her, trying to get the woman off his back.

"But there are many problems…" She told him, denoting a very serious manner. "I've got a bunch of paperwork back at the office, and I'd rather ignore it."

Naruto sweat dropped, at her rather lackadaisical reply. So he did the only thing he could to get her to leave, as he took a deep breath, and said. "Why don't you get out…"

"But I—" "Up!"

"But my—" "Bup!"

"But you—" "Dup!"

Naruto said as he interrupted her anytime she tried to speak.

Mrs. Smith huffed. "Fine then, I've got to go anyway… And here I thought this place was a temple in the past, but it seems you don't give refuge to the lost as the monks did," she said, as she began to leave. Before she gave him one final remark in her parting. "Be sure to keep it in your pants, okay?" she said fixing her sunglasses, as she parted the room, leaving the residence entirely.

"Well then now that the two of us are alone now…" Miia said in a sexy voice, using the opportunity to get some much-needed alone time with her beloved as if she didn't have enough already.

"Hey everyone, breakfast is ready!" Mikan's voice went through the whole household, gaining Miia's attention entirely. "Rito?"

As a new person entered the room, he walked in groggily, barely paying attention to his surroundings as he entered.

They saw a young teen around his age with spiky brown hair and golden eyes, much like Mikan's if he were to add. He was dressed in casual wear, that being a pair of comfortable pants and a graphic T-shirt as well. Overall, he appeared to look rather average, as he didn't have too much going for him, in looks or height. He also noticed he had a pretty large bruise on his left cheek, that was unusually red, and the shape of Miia's tail.

This was Rito Yuuki, the sibling of Mikan Yuuki.

"Naruto! Do you mind setting the table?" Mikan asked from the other room.

"S-Sure," Naruto stated, still a little shaken about what had happened just then, as he did what the girl had asked of him.

He then saw Miia's attention had turned fully towards the sleeping fox on one of the chairs, as she had crept towards him, slowly, as if stalking him like she were a predator. She stood over him, raising her arms as she tried to catch him. As Miia swiped down, ready to pounce on her prey.

"You're mine!" she yelled.

Unfortunately, it seemed her target had caught this, as Kurama instantly heard the movement, rising from his slumber as he jumped faster than the snake-girl could swipe down.

"Grrrrr…" Kurama growled. Jumping upon the table the fox raised his hind legs into a combat stance, ready to pounce on the lamia with all its might if given the opportunity. Nearly scaring Rito in the process since he hadn't been expecting such quick movement near him.

To which Miia gave him a firm glare in return. "Don't be like that! Hssssss!" she hissed at him, to which the fox growled again.

"Grrrr…" the fox growled again.

"Kurama-chan, why don't you calm down a little," Mikan's voice told him, as she walked into the room, holding a tray of bacon in one hand, as with the other she used to nurse the angered fox from his crusade. Ruffling around his ears as she did so, the fox leaned into her touch, and he then purred. Miia looked at the scenario in slight jealousy, to which Kurama gave her a light glare amidst Mikan's messages. "Miia-san just wants to pet you, I wish you two would just get along!" She told the fox, but he didn't listen.

"Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, foxes and snakes don't seem to like each other very much," Rito muttered to himself, looking between the two, the two glaring at one another.

Naruto merely sighed, he supposed this was the craziness of his life now. As he got the table ready, they began to eat their meal.

XXX

On the way to school.

With their breakfast now out of the way, the two high school students got ready for their classes, both now wearing their respective school uniforms. That being a yellow blazer over a white button-up shirt and teal tie with a pair of plaid pants and dress shoes. Naruto elected to wear his blazer unbuttoned, as he went without a tie, which gave him a bit of a delinquent appearance coupled with his spiked blonde hair.

Naruto had left Miia at the Uzumaki household since she couldn't go out in public without a member of their host family escorting her, something he wouldn't be able to do with his school duties, leaving her alone in the house all to herself.

As Naruto and Rito walked side by side along the sidewalk on the streets of Sainan Town, the blonde's bag slung over his shoulder as he walked, Naruto's pet fox on his opposite shoulder as he balanced himself as he traversed. The blonde noticed that his brown-haired companion was paying an unusual amount of attention to the way they were walking as if expecting something.

"Hey Rito, what are you looking for?" Naruto asked him rather lackadaisically, although he could already guess what the boy was keeping an eye out for.

Rito was then brought out of his focus at the sound of Naruto's voice lifting him from his trance. "Huh? What—? Oh… yeah, I was just looking out for— cracks! Yeah, cracks in the road, I wouldn't want to trip and fall on the sidewalk after all!" the male Yuuki answered, trying to cover up the dream-like state he was in, not willing to tell the real reason.

"Right…" Naruto said, looking at him with only one eye open as he walked, not buying his lie for a second. "And you're not looking forward to seeing Haruna before school today, are you?"

To which the brown-haired boy blushed at being called out like that, Naruto fully seeing through him at the fact he was a little excited at the prospect of seeing his crush early in the morning.

"W-What?! No! Of course I wasn't!" He tried to deny it, but even Kurama could see Naruto had caught him.

Naruto sighed. "You know, you should just go and confess to her already," he told him, already knowing his pseudo-brother's feelings on the matter. "The worst she can say is no."

"Like what happened between you and Sakura?" Rito said, his mouth moving faster than his brain could think. "Sorry," he quickly apologized.

"Ouch!" Naruto said, frowning a little being reminded of his own past rejections. Before he quickly cheered himself up, "What happened with me and Sakura is fine. And besides, she likes Sasuke and they're dating now so it all worked out, but that's beside the point. Look dude, you've liked this girl for like… forever, so why not just ask her out?" He brought them back to the main subject again.

"Yeah, but what if she does say no?" Rito said as if it were the end of the world for him.

"But what if she doesn't? Look dude, there is a high possibility that she'll say yes, so why not just go for it?" Naruto encouraged, the three had been friends for a while now, and he saw how the young boy had acted around her, Haruna was a nice girl, and even if Rito ended up in pervy situations like he did he was sure the girl would understand the circumstances. Not to mention, he could see how Haruna acted around Rito, and he was sure the girl liked him as well.

But even still the Yuuki was unsure. "I don't know man…"

"Yip!" Kurama yipped, sounding out that his nose had caught something.

As Naruto and Rito looked forward, they saw the girl they had been referring to right in front of them.

Haruna Sairenji was a girl with short, blue hair and purple eyes. She wore the standard Sainan High uniform, that being a yellow vest over a white shirt and a teal bow tie, as she added a red hairpin in her hair and black stockings. She also wore the standard green plaid skirt, something which all the girls wore in their school. Although if he had to comment, he would say the skirt was far too short to cover anything, with there being many times a gust of wind might befall them or when they would go up the stairs that it would reveal their colored panties to the whole world. Overall, Haruna had quite the cute schoolgirl look to her, with an innocent face, and a nice pair of legs that also gave her a bit of sex appeal as well.

The three had been friends for some time now, ever since middle school when Naruto had met Haruna when they were in the same class. Naruto had introduced her to Rito, and he could clearly tell his brother had a massive crush on the girl. The three had been close ever since.

Naruto nudged his companion with his elbow, telling him. "Come on, this is your chance to confess to her, don't you want to get a girlfriend?" he said, completely ignoring the fact he was without a girlfriend as well.

But even still Rito was unsure, "I don't know…"

"Hey Haruna, what's up!" Naruto called out to her, completely taking the decision away from him.

Catching the blue-haired girl's attention, she then walked up to them, waving her hand as she greeted them. "Good morning, Yuuki-kun, Naruto-kun… and of course a good morning to you Kurama-kun!" she said, trying to pet the fox on Naruto's shoulder.

"Grrrr…" the fox growled in return, as Haruna pulled her hand back, holding it close to her chest at the fox's movement. She frowned a little, disappointed at the fact the fox had pushed her away so angrily.

"Hey, Haruna, don't worry about it, Kurama does that to everyone, remember?" Naruto told her. There were very few people Kurama actually liked, with the amount being a number he could count on one hand. Mikan was one of them, being one of the people who used to help him take care of him when Kurama was a young kit. There were even times when a young Mikan would hold a bottle of milk for the baby fox, as she held him in her arms wrapped in a blanket for warmth. The other was his mother, who he was half-certain Kurama was scared of.

Rito, seeing his crush's displeasure, was eager to jump into the conversation to try and cheer her up a bit. "Yeah don't worry, the fox doesn't even like Miia, and she lives with us!"

"Oh? She's the exchange student you have, right?... I didn't know you were so close?" Haruna said, an uneasy expression on her face.
Rito nearly froze in his place, having realized he may have given her the wrong idea about them. Luckily, Naruto was able to catch onto them "Not really, but I would say she's closer to me, she doesn't quite like Rito as much," he added, trying to save the unnecessary misunderstanding.

"I see…" Haruna said as she played with her hair a bit to show she wasn't quite comfortable with that fact. She had to think on the matter.

Naruto nudged Rito, if there were a time to tell Haruna about his feelings it would be now before anything crazy happened between them. Rito knew what Naruto was trying to tell him, and so he mustered up the courage, now was the time. As Rito Yuuki stepped forward, he was going to tell Haruna Sairenji he loved her. He was going…

"Hey, Haruna-chan, I wanted to say—" He said, before he tripped, falling straight onto Haruna's breasts as he did so.

"Ahhhhhh!" Haruan screamed, slapping Rito's face as she did so.

Slap.

Naruto merely palmed his face. Right. He should have expected something like this would happen, already knowing Rito wouldn't be able to confess to her for some reason. As he tried to pay attention to why Rito had tripped just then, as he then saw the reason.

A crack. Rito Yuuki slipped on a crack.

As Naruto slapped his face in disappointment once again.

XXX

As Naruto and Rito made their way into their classroom that morning, Rito nursing a rather large hand-print on his cheek that was starting to redden. Naruto realized that was the second time he had been slapped in just a few hours by a girl, he should really try to carry around a few ice packs at this point. Rito walked to his desk, dejected, as he had once again failed to ask out his crush.

"Hey, Saru! Yo!" Naruto waved to one of their classmates, much to his slight irritation at the nickname.

"What's wrong with him," a spiky-haired boy with black eyes said from the seat next to him, Saruyama Kenichi. Rito only sighed, throwing himself into his desk seat, even more dejected at the reminder.

"He tried to ask out Haruna again," Naruto merely answered, which explained it all.

"Damn, she reject him?"

Naruto only laughed, "Yeah no, Rito didn't even get out the words before he tripped at landed on her," he said, still baffled at the fact Rito had tripped over a small crack in the pavement.

"Wow, I should have expected. You're really pathetic aren't you, Rito," Kenichi told him, as Rito merely sunk into his seat. "You're also pretty naive, too. I mean, you can't even imagine Haruna-chan in a swimsuit, much less get her to be your girlfriend."

As Rito's mind wandered, he started thinking of Haruna in a striped two-piece bikini. He could almost imagine her perfect figure, down to her moderate breasts, her perfect naval. Her long legs, her pale and smooth skin as she looked at him on the beach, and a slight blush across her cheeks gave her both a look of sexiness and cuteness.

Rito's head nearly erupted into steam as he thought of it, "Wa! Idiot! What're you saying! You haven't changed a bit, you pervert!" he yelled, probably a little too loudly for the classroom not to notice him.

Naruto and Saruyama both laughed at this, as Rito sunk into his seat before he caused any more attention on himself, though, his face was still bright red at his imagination.

Kenichi leaned back into his seat, sighing. "But still, I'm a little envious, if even half the encounters I have with women end like how Rito ends them then I'd be a happy man!" Saru complained.

"Yeah, well it's not as fun on my end as it seems," Rito said bitterly, thinking of the many times he had fallen onto a woman and she had slapped him senselessly.

"Maybe, but it can't be all bad, you get to touch quite a few sets of knockers as you fall on them," Saruyama argued.

"Yeah, and he also gets to feel the concrete on the ground right after they slap him," Naruto said, grinning a bit.

"Hey, I don't know what you're smiling about, I'm jealous of you too!" Saruyama accused.

Naruto then grew a confused expression, as he said, "Huh? Me? I don't even have a girlfriend." as he pointed at himself.

"Yeah, but you have that super hot college-age student staying at your home! I saw her once when you took her out with you, and she's all over you! Even if she's half snake she's still sexy as hell man, what I wouldn't give to be in your position."

"Yeah, still, it's not easy to be suffocated nearly every morning," Naruto said, sighing at his friend's perverseness.

"Bro, I'd take being stepped on too if it meant I could see a fine woman like her every morning!" The boy said back, as the two of them looked like him.

"Gross," they both said at the same time.

Kenichi scoffed, "Whatever, you don't know how hard it is trying to get girls when you have the school's most handsome guy in your class!" he complained.

"Thank you!" Naruto said, smiling at the compliment.

"I didn't mean you, you idiot!" Saruyama told him.

Just then, a new figure entered the classroom, this made many of the girls in the class turn to see who it was, as they all practically had hearts in his eyes.

In stepped a male with black hair and eyes, a handsome face, and pale skin that gave him the look of a traditional Japanese male beauty. He wore the standard Sainan High white button-up and pants with a tie, although he neglected to wear the yellow blazer, which gave him a bit of a rebellious "cool guy" look to many of the women in the school.

This was Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto's longtime friend, and rival that he had known since elementary school.

At his side was his girlfriend, a girl with fair skin, pink hair, and beautiful emerald green eyes that drew notice from her larger-than-average forehead—not that you could comment as such without receiving a punch to the face for your trouble. She wore the traditional uniform with the sweater vest and plaid skirt respectively. However, she did add one addition to the ensemble, that being a pair of black shorts she wore that peeked and just showed themselves under her dress. The only reason she wore them was because of the fact there were quite a few notorious perverts at the school whom she had no preference to be the object of desire of.

This was Sakura Haruno. She was also the girl Naruto had previously had a crush on in middle school before she had been dating Sasuke. The three had been friends since elementary school, and Naruto had confessed to her— to which she gently turned him down. A few years later Sakura and Sasuke started dating, and he approved of them seeing as how he still wanted to keep their strong friendship. These days he couldn't be happier for the two.

The couple walked up to them, the male giving Naruto a quick fist bump as he walked up to his best friend.

"Sup losers, what were you guys talking about," Sasuke said, raising his fist.

Naruto returned the gesture, giving him a fist in return, as he said, "We were just talking about who the most handsome guy in school is, Teme."

"Well then, obviously it's me," Sasuke smirked, knowing he was the best-looking in the class.

"As if!" Naruto snorted.

To which Saruyama agreed, "No, it's not you either," he told him.

"Well then who is it then?" Naruto said, getting slightly annoyed at all this mystery.

"Well, obviously the most handsome guy in the school is… HIM!" Saruyama shouted, pointing dramatically to the schoolroom entrance.

All of them turned, only for them to be met with… nothing.

"I don't get it, there's nothing there," Naruto deadpanned.
"Yeah, I was really hoping he would show up then. Would have made it more dramatic, y'know," Saruyama shrugged, his big reveal having been entirely ruined.

"I think he means Sensei," Sakura pointed out, as if on queue, a new figure arrived on the scene.

Entering the classroom, they were met with another familiar dark-haired individual with black eyes, much like Sasuke, as the only difference between them was the tear troughs running down his face, giving him a more distinct mature look as an individual, and separating him from his younger brother. He dressed in a traditional white button-up shirt and black slacks as his teacher's uniform.

This was Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke's older brother, and despite his young age, being only 21, he was a genius when it came to academics, and as such he got his teaching license rather early. The man devoting himself to helping the younger generation. He was rather handsome, and as such the female population of the school flocked to him like a fly to honey.

"Hn," Sasuke gave the usual Uchiha response.

Sakura smirked at him, rubbing his cheek a little, "Oh don't worry, you're still the most handsome guy for me," she said, trying to cheer up her boyfriend a little.

"Hn," Sasuke said once again, this time trying to hide his embarrassment at the fact he needed to be cheered up by his girlfriend.

Their teacher reached the chalkboard, writing on the board as he did so. "Alright then, class, it's time to talk Mathematics," Itachi stated, as everyone groaned, this wasn't even a math class.

"Ow! The fuck!" Naruto shouted, being the only one to get hit by a thrown piece of chalk courtesy of their teacher.

"Naruto-kun, pay attention!" Itachi stated plainly, already knowing he had lost the blonde's focus.

"But I wasn't—Ahh!" Naruto tried to argue, but he received a piece of chalk to the forehead in return.

"Mind your language, too!" Itachi said monotonously.

XXX

At lunch, they all met up at the rooftop, Naruto nursing his bruised forehead from Itachi's marksmen-level sniper shots.
"Ah, Well this sucks!" he said, he didn't understand why Itachi always singled him out specifically, it was strange, but their sensei, Sasuke's older brother, always seemed to have it out for him. He didn't know why, although he knew that the man was a cool guy, he had even shown him and Sasuke a few moves when it came to fighting. But it seemed there wasn't a moment's time he didn't have a line of chalk to throw at him, he went threw an entire box nearly every week just for ammo.

"You know if you actually paid attention to his lectures…" Sakura reprimanded.

As Naruto huffed, "Oh, please. I know I'm not the only one who doesn't bother to pay attention to all his classes. Look at Saru over there. He's always got his sick perversions on his mind, why does sensei always pay attention to me instead!" he complained, pointing to the student as he was munching on a sandwich.

"Hey man, I've mastered the ability to look like I'm focused on the teacher as I think about my sick perversions, thank you very much," Saru said, still chewing on his lunch.

"Gross," Sakura spat, but the student just shrugged, not being bothered by Sakura's dislike for perverts.

"You know what this calls for? Some Ramen!" Naruto said excitedly, as he dug into his bag, pulling out a sealed container a few seconds later. "Man, I swear Rito, you're sister is a miracle worker when it comes to the stuff!" he said, marveling at the fact that the broth was still warm.

"Huh? Oh yeah, Mikan is a pretty good cook," Rito said, not really paying attention as he ate his own meal his sister had prepared for him.

"Kurama, come here boy!" Naruto yelled out, as the fox then appeared on the rooftop. Having been resting on a tree on the school grounds, he then climbed up on the gutter to reach them. "There you go," his owner said, as he threw Kurama a piece of meat Mikan had wrapped for him.

"Hn, you know Kotegawa's not gonna like it that you brought Kurama here," Sasuke pointed out, she had a habit of showing up at the most undesirable times when it came to Naruto. Being a person who lectured him nearly every day for his constant breaches of school conduct.

"Oh please, Yui won't be able to stop me. Plus, it's not like I brought him here, he just decided to come, nothing I can do about it," Naruto waved his friend off, so what if the head of the disciplinary committee showed up, he would be able to handle it.

"Alright, I've decided!" Rito said unceremoniously, shouting to nearly the entire school as he resolved himself. Each of the students began to look at him, to which the boy realized he had spoken out loud.
"Huh? You decided what?" Saruyama said, still eating, he was also watching the girls who were in the gym outside from the rooftop, admiring their beauty.

"Well, I... uh…" Rito said, blushing a little, as he thought of what he was going to do that day.
"I know, he decided to ask out Haruna again!" Naruto said putting a fist to his palm, as Rito blushed even more, confirming his suspicions.

"Hn, so that's what you were thinking so much about?" Sasuke said, not that he cared one way or the other for Rito's romantic life.

"Well I for one think it's sweet," Sakura stated, she always liked romance stories, it reminded her of her own romance with her boyfriend.

Rito rubbed the back of his head from the encouragement, "Oh, I… Uh, thank you!"

"Yeah, good luck man, I'm sure you'll get it!" Naruto said, giving him a thumbs up. "Already have some fireworks in my backpack to celebrate."

"Since when do you carry fireworks in your bag? Where did you even get them?" Sasuke pointed out, completely ignoring the numerous safety and health code violations Naruto would be breaking by having explosives on the school grounds.

"Duh, you know how crazy my mom is, she has connections. Do the math," Naruto said as if it were obvious. Sakura and Rito looked at the bag, wondering what kind of evil monstrosity was in there. Deciding to ignore that thought for fear of their heads hurting, luckily, their other perverted friend brought them back to their earlier conversation.

"Oh please, you know he won't be able to do it!" Saruyama said plainly.

"Hey man, why the hate?" Naruto asked.

But the boy only shook his head, "No reason, I just think he won't be able to get a girlfriend. I mean, it's not right, not until I get a girlfriend at least!"

"Bastard, I'm sure I can do it this time!" Rito responded. Already determined to give it his best. He was going to do this.

Their conversation ended as another voice made its presence known, "Uzumaki-san! How many times have I told you not to bring your fox around here?"

A girl with waist-length, dark hair, and brown eyes entered the school rooftop. She had the standard Sainan High uniform, although that did nothing to hide her amazing figure. With large breasts and wide hips, something she was severely embarrassed about yet wouldn't admit to seeing as how she was the head of the school disciplinary committee.

This was Yui Kotegawa, the infamous male-hating student that would stop at nothing to protect the chastity of all the female students in the academy. She was also the number one Naruto Uzumaki hater as she always seemed to have a bone to pick with the blonde. Getting on him for his blonde hair, the presence of his pet fox, or his constant pranks that did nothing to keep the peace.

"Here we go again…" Naruto sighed, already knowing where this was going, as Kurama nursed himself on his lap, his meal already done as he had a new problem to deal with for the rest of his lunch period. "Look Yui, I told you, Kurama is pretty civilized," he stated.

"Yeah, well I'm not buying it! And don't refer to me like we're friends!" Yui snapped, not liking the way he referred to her so casually. As the dark-haired girl walked towards the fox. "How many times have I told you, pets are not to be permitted on the premises unless you have express permission to do so!"

"Yeah, but he's my support dog," Naruto said plainly. Trying to get the black-haired girl off his back already, but it didn't seem to be working.

"I highly doubt that!" Yui argued as she reached for the fox in Naruto's lap. "It's not every day you see an orange fur and— ow!" she said, as her hand was slapped away quickly courtesy of Kurama's tail, the fox glaring at the girl.

"I thought you said he was civilized?!" Yui yelled, nursing the hand that had just been struck.

"He is!" Naruto reiterated. "If he wasn't he would have used his claws."

"Be that as it may…" Yui said, trying to regain her composure, although they could all see her eye twitching.

"This ought to be good," Sasuke said from under his breath.

"I cannot let a Fox remain on school grounds!" Yui said as Kurama growled. That did not stop her, as she lunged to grab the fox. To her credit, she was actually brave enough to tangle with the fox, even at the risk of her biting her.

"Come here you little—!" she tried to say, before Kurama jumped towards her, grabbing onto the girl's skirt with his teeth as he dodged her. This caused Yui's skirt to fall down, leaving all of the men there with heavy blushes.

Sasuke's eyes were quickly covered by his girlfriend's hands, and Rito and Saruyama's noses each rocketed quickly from a nosebleed, too shocked at the new sensation they had just witnessed.

As for Naruto? He quickly caught sight of the girl's distinct, beautiful panties.

"So yellow," was all Naruto could say.

As Yui screamed.

XXX

"Ouch!" Naruto said, as even as even as the school day was almost over he was still nursing the hand-shaped red bruise on his cheek, he could still feel the slap as if it was happening. "I don't know why Yui only slapped me," he complained, noticing that Rito didn't have a similar hand-shaped mark on his face.

"Maybe it was because you commented on the color of her underwear," Rito said, blushing at the memory of it. Even if he wasn't interested in Yui romantically, he was still a teen, and when he saw a girl in such a state, well… his ears started to leak a bit of steam at the memory.

"Man, and what a glorious sight it was…" Saruyama commented, already having burned the image into his memory. Before Saruyama pointed something out that perplexed him. "I don't know why you didn't try to dodge her as she hit you"

"Oh, no, you can't do that!" Naruto said, shaking his head in fear at even the thought of considering it.

Which only confused Saru even more. "Huh? And why not?"

As Naruto began to shake in fear of the prospect, "Because, if you dodge, they'll only hit harder the second time!"

A chill ran down Rito's spine as well from his own experience being hit by women. "It's true, if you dodge, you're screwed." Although he was happy for the distraction, for fear of his nose bleeding again.

Naruto nodded, remembering the times he had tried to dodge his mother's, Sakura's, or even Mikan's blows when they were powered with righteous female energy.

"Okay… good to know…" Saruyama noted as he saw the two males shivering. "Well, I'm going to go, let me know how big of a failure your confession will become!" he said, as he waved his goodbye, going to his home as he did so, wanting to know how Rito's confession would turn out that night.

The two males walked out of the school through the courtyard, the only way to leave the school, Naruto paused as he turned around. "Well then, there she is, good luck buddy," the blonde told him, as he forced Rito to turn around. Getting the man to become face to face with his longtime crush who was walking towards them, a book in hand as she was completely immersed in her reading. It was odd, even as she was within the crowd her good looks seemed to stand out, as Rito's heart started thumping as he stood in the way of the school exit that everyone was walking towards.

Silently Naruto gave the boy some space, deciding to gain a better viewing point by the gate of the school. Which was good, if the confession went well he could congratulate them both, or if it turned terrible he could be there to help the boy out.

As Rito looked at her all he could think of was his feelings for her as she came by, the words he was going to say. Naruto was counting on him to pull through, to confess his feelings and to not chicken out. Even as he was standing there silently he could feel his palms start to sweat. Since he first saw her she made him feel like this, it had always been this way, and he would always feel these feelings when he gazed upon her.

He was going to say it… he was going to admit his feelings.

Rito took a deep breath, stepping forward, as he spoke up. "Haruna I—" Rito was stopped as he was inexplicably hit by a piece of metal that had fallen from the sky. Knocking him into a nearby bush and completely interrupting his confession.

Haruna looked up from her book, seeing nothing.

"Huh? Was it just me… or did someone call my name just now?" she questioned, confused, but it seemed it was only her imagination. As the blue-haired girl walked away leaving to head home, Rito had failed another confession.

Naruto walked out from his hiding place as he did so, nearing the bush Rito had fallen into."Wow! Two failed confessions in a row, who would have thought!" He said in amazement, who would have thought one could screw up so badly twice in one day.

"W-what… owww… What hit me?!" Rito said as he collapsed in the bush completely, a large bump on his forehead.

The blonde looked around, seeing a strange object nearby, "Huh, not sure, looks like some sort of metal." It was a small object all things considered, about the size of a golfball that was metallic in nature. The fact that it had fallen out of the sky like that was strange, almost as if it had fallen from an alien spaceship or something. But that idea was laughable since alien's didn't exist after all.

Rito groaned again, "Why does Kami hate me!" he shouted to the world.

A strange occurrence indeed.

…and life was only going to get crazier.

End Chapter.

An: Alright, hello, and thank you for reading this fic, it would mean a lot to have all of your support as we move forward.

Moving on from that, this was an idea I and a friend of mine had a while ago, and chatting about it he was adamant it should be something I should do. TLR and Musume were stories I didn't exactly read but as soon as I did I found a bit of enjoyment in them, as well as inspiration, this chapter I typed out in under a week, something that might usually take a lot longer, and its thanks to that friends help that it was made possible.

This is just the start of course, with this chapter actually being split into two seeing as how my original Pilot was about 18k words without any author's notes, I felt this was too much and split the chapter (Sorry for those enjoying this).

With a few things already changed and they are bound to get even crazier as time goes on.

I know I already have a few different arcs in mind, some originally and some from the To-love Ru or Monster Musume mangas.

Atm I haven't finished either source material, but it was this same friend of mine that answered all my questions on details to help me gauge how to write this story.

This being more lighthearted than my other stories, with a focus on characters and their interactions rather than plot.

This story will also be a Multi-pairing, with characters not only from TLR but Musume like we see, Feel free to suggest who you want added and why and I might listen.

Next part has a certain pink-haired princess show up in the story, so look forward to that.

Next week I'll update my Bleach fic 'The Protector', so please look forward to that, then I'll give the next chapter of this as well.

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