Before I start this story, let me just say this... I don't accept commissions, ok! I'm sorry, I can't afford paying on commissions of doing illustrated versions of this story I wrote!
Look, just feel free to do an illustrated version(s) and take(s) of this story of mine I wrote! I would love to see that instead of spending money on it ok! Please!
Anyways here's the first of a series of adventures (and scams) of Mac, the Eds, and the rest of the Ed, Edd n Eddy casts and this is based off of the beginning part of I Only Have Surprise for You!
Four days since the last time he visits Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, at nearly 3 in the afternoon, Mac is hiding in a bush near his school in case he might see any of the house's residents he used to call his friends going out searching for him, whether it be Bloo, Goo, or even the Foster's bus. As he hides and looks around to see any sign of them and finds that there's none, he exits the bushes and walks down to Peach Creek to visit the Eds and the other kids of the Cul-de-sac. On his way to Peach Creek, Mac stumbles upon something frightening and shocking to him: pasted on the wooden pole was a MISSING sign that features an image of Artie that's identical to the image he saw four days ago when he was forced by Bloo to humiliate himself by dressing up as Maco the Clown and act like a clown and below it are written letters:
Name: Artie
Last known location: 1123 Wilson Way
Last Seen: April 23rd
Description: Short, green, pink-nosed, loves clowns, 4 years old as of April 22nd
If found, please contact: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
The sighting of the fake imaginary friend that he loathed to death and was last seen two days ago before he and the Eds managed to finally destroy it for good made Mac shocked and dismayed.
"They still enjoy my embarrassing birthday party and care about that stupid, ugly piece of garbage than me?" he cried.
He fumes with anger and fury and grabs the image off. He stares at the image that started this situation with his burning hatred.
"They're still not going to care about what I've been through and think it's funny?" he said in fury and violently ripped it to shreds.
He pants in anger and fury and throws it in the garbage can.
"Well, here's a news flash for you, jerks!" he rants as he walks to Peach Creek, "That stupid costume that you used to embarrass me and make me miserable is gone forever! I have better friends than those losers that backstabbed me!"
After arriving in the Cul-de-sac on Peach Creek, Mac is out helping Rolf plant some eggplants in his farm with seeds. They've been working on it in the first hour after school as it is late April, the perfect time to start planting and gardening.
"All done adding seeds to your garden, Rolf!" Mac said, once he's finished planting seeds.
"Thank you Bloo Boy Mac!" Rolf said, "As it reminds me of when Rolf was in your age in his old country!"
"Really?" Mac asked, "What did you do there back then?"
"Well, you see," Rolf said, "Rolf has been helping his Papa plant his garden for so many years including your age Mac and he one time even carried a big bowl of water, three pigs, and a mule on his back during gardening like what Papa does at that age before!"
"Wow!" Mac said, amazed and confused, "That must've been pretty hard for you to do that, Rolf!"
"Yes!" Rolf continued, "But it has been going on in Rolf's family for generations during their youth as his Nano even had planted yams with three sheep, a shoe, and two goats on his back!"
"Ok…" Mac said, confused.
"Let Rolf go bring in Papa's edible spoils for the vegetables!" Rolf said as he walked to his shed.
"Ok!" Mac said, "I'll go get water!"
As Mac walks around Rolf's backyard farm to search for a pale of water and a watering can, he comes across some of Rolf's farms animals, including one of his three pigs Wilfred, his goat Victor, and a coop full of chickens. As Mac finds a pale of water and a watering can next to the chicken coop, Wilfred, the first resident of the cul-de-sac he saw and met four days ago, comes into him and sniffs.
"Oh!" Mac said, as he begins to pet him, "Hey there little fellow!"
Wilfred sniffs and Mac giggles.
"You're a very sweet pig!" he laughs and then takes off his backpack. He then goes through his stuff in the backpack and finds an apple within it.
"Look what I got for you!" Mac said as he pulls out an apple and hands it to Wilfred, "An apple!"
Wilfred sniffs the apple from Mac's hand and then eats it. Mac laughs and pets him. Rolf comes by with a bag of his father's plant food.
"Oh ho!" Rolf says, noticing this, "Wilfred seems to enjoy those apples of yours, Mac the Bloo boy! Rolf is pleased to see you bring your custom to me livestock!"
Then Victor the goat comes by to Mac and braying.
"Sorry goat!" Mac said, "I don't have anything for you!"
Victor brays again, much to Mac's discomfort. He backs up slowly to not get any attention. But the goat approaches him and snorts.
"Um… Rolf!" Mac cried, "The goat!"
"VICTOR!" Rolf roared, "Let the little one have piece!"
The goat continues snorting at Mac and prepares to go after him to take something from him he has in his backpack. But Rolf managed to grab Victor before it can assault Mac.
"VICTOR!" Rolf snapped, "Son of a gun! Do not spoil your supper with Mac's culinary of supplies!"
He takes Victor to a trough for him to eat. Mac, meanwhile, begins watering the planted seeds with a watering can, but during this, Rolf puts Wilfred and two more pigs on top of Mac, causing him to fall.
"There Bloo boy Mac!" Rolf said, "Now you may learn how I started farming at a very young age and how Rolf, his Papa, and Nano become tough as rusted nails!"
Mac struggles through Rolf's pigs as best as he could, and he would start watering Rolf's Garden patch. Then Rolf added a big pale of water on top of the pigs, making the pressure of the weight hard for Mac to do his help on Rolf.
"Now you may water my eggplants," Rolf said, "while Rolf will go to his front yard and rake leaves as they spread like the hair of Papa's back!"
As Rolf departs with a rake, Mac struggles to try and water the planted garden with so many pigs and a pale of water on top of him. But it was too much, and he collapsed, and the water tumbled and fell. He then crawls out of the pile of three pigs and frees himself. He then pants in exhaustion.
"Man!" Mac said, "How could Rolf do that when he was around my age?"
Meanwhile, Rolf begins to rake his front lawn and sees Mac walking past.
"Done watering me eggplants, yes?" Rolf asked.
"Yeah!" Mac says exhausted as he stretches, "Well I got to go, Rolf! See ya!"
"Thank you for quenching the thirst of Rolf's eggplants, boy Mac!" Rolf said before continuing his deed.
As Mac exits Rolf's, he sees Ed and Double D on the side of the road.
"Hi, ya Mac!" they said waving to him.
"Hey guys!" Mac said, waving back while walking to them, "Where's Eddy?"
"Oh, Eddy's in an hour of detention for another one of his fun and games!" Double D responded.
"Boy, it was funny!" Ed said, amusingly, "Eddy sure is a clown in science class, claiming that the water cycle could go and wet itself!"
Ed laughed and giggled, while Double D sighed.
"And that's when the teachers find it offensive!" he said.
Then they hear Eddy's grunting and ranting and turned, seeing Eddy walking to them with anger and frustration.
"Stupid teacher!" Eddy muttered, angrily, "I got one hour of detention, all because of that one joke I did! ONE JOKE! IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL!"
He growls and grumbles in fury.
"Well Eddy," Double D exclaimed, "if you haven't done anything that might offend the teacher, none of this would've happened!"
"Yeah right!" Eddy mumbled, "It's just a harmless joke! Big deal!"
"Not as terrible as Bloo's prank on me four days ago!" Mac said.
The Eds turned to Mac.
"So, Mac!" Double D asked, "What were you going to do four days ago in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends before you ended up here in the Cul-de-sac?"
"Well," Mac replied, "I was talking to Bloo about a pie-eating contest occurring around that day and telling him what the grand prize was! But…!"
Mac sighed unhappily.
"You know what happened before I first met you guys, four days ago!" Mac said, disappointed, "Because of that stupid embarrassing party that B-team leading loser Bloo and all those dorks from Foster's gave me!"
"Ho ho ho!" Rolf said amused and watching while raking leaves, "Rolf sees that Bloo Boy Mac has finally called everyone in Foster's Home for Nincompoops ducks like what Kevin calls to the Ed Boys!"
"They're called dorks, Rolf!" Kevin corrected while riding his bike.
"Dorks do not quack, Kevin!" Rolf replied.
"Whatever, dude!" Kevin said, annoyed as he rode off.
"Yum!" Ed said, "A pie-eating contest! Can we go there today, Mac?"
Mac sighs unhappily.
"No Ed!" he replied, "It's already over! I mean we would've gone there if it weren't for those jerks lying to me and being so hard on me, that I have to humiliate myself!"
"Forget those chumps from Foster's Home for Low Lives, Mac!" Eddy said, "Will bring in a pie-eating contest here in the Cul-de-sac and that way every kid on the block would want to participate and they'll cough up some cash!"
"I don't know about this, Eddy!" Mac replied, "That's going to take a week!"
"Yes!" Double D said, "And it's going to require a lot of pies to make!"
Eddy grabs Double D and Mac.
"Then let's go in and bake some pies for some dough! Huh! Get it? Dough?" Eddy said as he took them.
Double D sighs.
"He's always saying the term dough a lot for money Mac!" Double D said to Mac.
"Life's a Pie!" Ed said while joining them, laughing.
The Eds and Mac are in Eddy's kitchen with Eddy searching for a cookbook of making pies.
"There's got to be a cookbook about pies somewhere!" Eddy says as he goes through and tosses some books. Then, he finds a book titled "The Joy of Pies".
"Bingo!" Eddy said, "I smell cash!"
Eddy turned to Double D and Mac.
"Mac! Double D!" Eddy said, "You start making the pies, while Ed here gets the ingredients!"
"Roger Walnut, Eddy!" Ed said happily while giggling.
"Mac! The chef hat, please!" Double D said.
"Sure thing!" Mac responded as he handed him the chef's hat.
"Boy Double D," Ed said to Edd, "you smelled France!"
"Alright boys!" Eddy said, when opening the cookbook, "Let's start cooking up some cash!"
And so, Eddy begins reading the cookbook for ingredients.
"Butter!" Eddy read.
"Right-O!" Ed responded as he grabs a stick of butter from the refrigerator.
"Milk!" Eddy continues reading.
"Got it!" Ed responds as he grabs milk from the fridge and runs to Mac and Double D.
"Here you go Double D and Mac!" Ed said as he threw the milk and butter to the bowl.
"Ed!" Mac cried during this.
"Careful!" Double D said.
"Flour!" Eddy red.
"Roger, Eddy!" Ed said as he ran out of the kitchen to get some flowers.
"Where are you going, Ed?" Mac asked.
"Getting the flower!" Ed replied.
"Ed," Double D said, "Flour's in the kitchen!"
"I'll go get the flour, Double D!" Mac said as he searched for a big bag of flour. By the time he takes the flour bag and is about to hand it to Double D, Ed comes back in with some flowers in his hands.
"I got the flower, Eddy!" Ed said.
Ed was about to put the flowers in Double D and Mac's bowls, but the former stopped him from doing it.
"Ed, no!" Double D said, "We got the flour!"
"Where did you get these flowers from Ed?" Mac asked.
Meanwhile, on his front lawn, Jimmy finds that some of his flowers are missing.
"MY FLOWERS!" he cried, "WHERE HAVE THEY ALL GONE?"
Back in Eddy's kitchen, the Eds and Mac continue making pie with Eddy continue reading the cookbook.
"Eggs!" Eddy red.
Ed runs to the fridge to find the eggs.
"Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs!" Ed said as he searches and then finds the eggs in the fridge.
"I found some eggs!" Ed said.
"Ed, be careful!" Double D said, while he and Mac start mixing the previous added ingredients.
"Yeah, Lumpy!" Eddy said, "Don't break them like what you did when we try to find an egg from Rolf, and we had to go through trades across the Cul-de-sac!"
"I love chickens Mac!" Ed said, "Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!"
Ed, carrying the eggs, continues walking in the kitchen, but nearly drops the eggs. Edd and Mac notice this.
"ED!" Double D shouted as he rushed to Ed.
"Be careful!" Mac said as he joined.
Thankfully, Double D managed to stop his friend's clumsy accident and grab the eggs. He then hands the eggs to Mac.
"Here Mac!" Double D said as he gives Mac the eggs.
Mac brings the eggs to the table and starts cracking them.
"Hey!" Eddy said, annoyed, "This only makes one pie! Let's make dozens of pies!"
"But Eddy!" Mac asks, "How are we going to make large amounts of pies for the contest?"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! I know!" Ed said as he ran to the kitchen and grab a box of cornflakes, "We can use that corn stuff like how we use to make cookies!"
"You mean cornflakes, Ed!" Double D said.
"Good work, Ed!" Eddy said, "Lets add cornflakes in our batter so we can make loads and loads of pies for our contest!"
Eddy grabs the cornflakes and prepares to pore it in the bowl, but Double D tries to stop this.
"Eddy!" Edd cried, "Don't you remember what happened when we used too much cornflakes when we tried to make cookies and flooded my kitchen!"
"And we had to eat all the cookie dough, Mac!" Ed said, "Yum!"
"So, what, Sockhead!" Eddy replied, "We're just going to add a few! This time we're going to not let that happen, huh Ed?!"
During this argument, Ed takes the cornflakes and dumps them all in the bowl.
"Got it Eddy!" Ed said happily.
"ED!" Double D yelled, "NO!"
"It's going to flood the kitchen!" Mac said.
But it was too late as Ed dumped all the cornflakes into the bowl, while Double D watches in fear and anxiety.
"Alright boys!" Eddy said, "Let's start stirring! Ed! Go find some flavors for the pies!"
"Got it!" Ed said as he ran and exited the kitchen, laughing.
Mac brings in the electric mixer to Double D and start mixing and stirring the ingredients in the bowl with it.
"Oh dear!" Double D said concerned.
"I smell cash boys!" Eddy said in excitement as he looks at the bowl, "We're going to make big bucks from this pie eating contest!"
"Eddy!" Double D exclaimed while handing the mixer to Mac, "Don't you think we're rushing to make the pies, because I have a feeling that this might not work!"
"Quit your griping, Sockhead!" Eddy said, impatiently, "Start mixing the dough, because I'm going to bring out the grand prize of this competition!"
"What's the grand prize of this, Eddy?" Mac asked.
"Oh, I'll show it to you when I'm done, Mac my boy!" Eddy said, "Be right back, boys!"
Eddy rushes out of the kitchen and heads to the garage, while only Mac and Double D remained in the kitchen making the dough.
"He just doesn't have the time and patience, huh?!" Double D said with a sigh.
Then, suddenly, the dough begins to bubble as a result from the cornflakes that were added and starts to grow large and expand.
"Uh, Double D?" Mac said, "I think we're going to need a bigger bowl!"
Double D turned and see's the rising and expanding dough coming from the bowl towards him and Mac. Both boys stare in shock and horror.
"Oh my!" Double D cried, "Not good! Not good! Not good!"
The dough got bigger and bigger and flooded around the kitchen.
"Run Double D!" Mac yelled.
Both boys try to flee but get caught in the pie dough. They struggle and try to stop the dough getting larger and larger and flooding the kitchen.
"EDDY!" Double D yelled, "A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE!"
"SOMEONE!" Mac yelled.
As Mac and Double D try to stop the spreading dough, Eddy comes back from the garage.
"Hey!" Eddy said, annoyed, "What's with all the yelling about?"
Then, he sees the reason.
"Uh oh!" Eddy said.
"Don't you see Eddy!" Double D said as he struggles through the spreading dough.
"You added too many cornflakes in it!" Mac said as he also tries to stop the dough.
"PLEASE FIX THIS MESS!" Double D yelled as he and make were unable to stop the spreading dough.
"Alright! Alright!" Eddy said annoyed as he rushes in and begins jumping on the dough, flattening it, "Come on boys! Flat it!"
Double D and Mac join in and jump on the pie dough to flat it out.
"Where's Ed?" Mac asked.
Then, they hear Ed's voice.
"Here I am!" Ed said as he arrived with a stack of large amounts of apples, "I got some flavor!"
Then Ed sees the mess.
"Cool!" Ed said, "This reminds me of Mucus Monster from Beyond the Hole!"
"Or that jerk, George Mucus from Foster's!" Mac said, unhappily, while flattening the giant dough.
"Shut up and help us, Lumpy!" Eddy said.
"Olley Oop!" Ed said as he jumps and flattens the dough with his three friends while stopping it from spreading.
The four boys would continue jumping and flattening the dough to stop its spreading until it finally does. Once it's over, the Eds and Mac pants in exhaustion.
"Yummy!" Ed said as he rips a piece of dough, "Dough!"
He then eats the dough.
"Hey!" Eddy yelled, "Quit eating my pie dough, Ed!"
Once the boys finish flattening the dough, they prepare to make the pies.
"Ok boys!" Eddy said in excitement, "Let's start making those pies! Mac, get the pie crusts will ya!"
"Sure thing, Eddy!" Mac replied as he goes to find them.
"I brought in some apples from a tree, Eddy!" Ed said.
"Sweet!" Eddy said, before turning to Edd, "Double D, start cutting the apples for the pies! I'll go start making the grand prize for this contest!"
While Eddy returns to his garage, Double D stares at Ed with a stack full of large amounts of apples.
"Ed!" Double D asked, "Where in the world did you get those apples from?"
Meanwhile, between her and Jimmy's house, Nazz and Kevin, who was on his bike, discovers that all the apples in a tree is missing.
"Dude!" Nazz asked, "What happened to all the apples that used to be on this tree?"
Back in Eddy's kitchen, Mac begins to add in the dough on the pie crust, while Double D cuts the apples into pieces and adds them to the pie, each by each. Then Mac adds the dough on top as a cover on each pie and pokes holes in them with Double D's help. Eddy then bursts out of the garage and into the kitchen.
"I'm back!" Eddy said, "Now, let me show you the grand prize!"
"What is it, Eddy?" Ed asked with excitement, "What, what, what?"
"Behold!" Eddy said as he pulled out the grand prize: a poorly made trophy made of a medal bowl, a paper roller as the holder, and a tissue box as the base, painted entirely in gold, while at the front is a drawing of a pie and written letters that's spelt "WINNER".
"Cool!" Ed said, "It's so shiny!"
"Why is it made of cardboard at the bottom?" Mac asked.
"Just to hold it, Mac!" Eddy replied, "Duh!"
"Is that thing painted in gold?" Double D asked.
"Kind of reminds me of when we painted stuff in gold, Mac!" Ed said to Mac.
Eddy becomes impatient and annoyed by this.
"Alright, enough with the clip shows!" Eddy said, irritatingly, "Now let's start making those pies! Double D, start the oven!"
Double D looks back at "The Joy of Pies" book and then turns on the oven for the correct temperature for them.
"Eddy!" Double D said while reading the cookbook, "The book says that it takes 10 to 12 minutes for the pies to become fully cooked!"
"Aww come on!" Eddy said, annoyed, "That's going to take forever! We got a lot of pies to make for this contest!"
"I told you, Eddy!" Mac said, "It's going to take a week to make a pie-eating contest!"
"Whatever Mac boy!" Eddy replied annoyed while rolling his eyes. He then turns to Edd.
"Double D!" Eddy said, "Start adding the pies into the oven!"
"Sure, thing Eddy!" Edd replied as he begins taking one of the pies, while Mac opens the oven for him.
"Thank you, Mac!" Double D said as he carefully added the pie on the top oven and later added seven more pies at both the top and bottom of the oven, before Mac closes.
"Alright!" Eddy said, before turning to Ed, "Ed! Let's search for more flavors, while you and Mac add more apples to the pies, Double D!"
As Double D and Mac continue cutting pieces of apples and added them to the pies, Eddy and Ed search around the kitchen for any flavors for the pies.
"Anything you got for the pies, Ed?" Eddy asked.
Ed sees some bananas.
"I found some bananas, Eddy!" he said.
"Bring them over here, Monobrow!" Eddy said as he took the bananas from Ed.
"Oh Mac!" Eddy said, "Double D!"
Mac and Edd turned, and Eddy squeezes several bananas out of their peels, causing them to fly toward them. Double D and Mac grabbed the empty pies and raised them to where the bananas were flying and hit the empty pies, filling them in.
"Eddy, please!" Double D said, annoyed.
"What?!" Eddy said.
Ed laughed.
"CANONBALL!" Ed yelled
"Ed! NO!" Mac cried, but it was too late as Ed lands on the other bananas, this time splattering himself from it, while three splattered bananas two empty Mac and Double D quickly grab and hold. Ed giggled.
"This is fun!" he cheered.
Double D sighed.
"That's our lovable oaf, Ed!" he said to Mac.
"Tell me about it!" Mac replied.
Then the boys smell something fresh from the oven.
"Mmm!" Ed said as he sniffs, "I smell lovin' from the oven!"
"That must be our pies ready!" Double D said as he and Mac walk to the oven and took out the eight apple pies. The Eds and Mac stare and sniff at the freshly made pies.
"Wow!" Mac said, "Aren't they good looking, Eds?"
"Yeah Mac!" Eddy said, "Because I smell cash!"
"Yummy!" Ed said, hungrily as he prepares to devour the pies, but Eddy stops him.
"Ed!" Eddy yelled as he puts his hand out of his face, "No eating until I start the contest!"
"Aww!" Ed said, "I want to have those pies, Eddy!"
"Only when I tell you to eat during the competition, Lumpy!" Eddy said, "Now let's get some more flavor for the pies!"
While Double D and Mac begin adding the apple and banana pies to the oven, Eddy takes the empty to the kitchen, while Ed takes four empty pies and heads outside with them.
"Let's see!" Eddy said as he scans the kitchen to find any flavor, until he see's grapes, "Ah! Here's the flavor! Grapes!"
He then adds several grapes into the empty pie and turns to Double D and Mac, who finishes cutting all the apples and add them into the pies.
"That's all the apples we've added to the pies, Mac!" Double D said.
"Hey Double D!" Eddy said, "Mac! More flavor!"
Eddy then throws the grapes to them while Double D and Mac grab the empty pies and used them as a shield when the grapes hit them.
"Eddy, please!" Edd cried, "Mac and I are concentrating!"
"What!" Eddy said.
Double D sighs and turns to Mac.
"He just doesn't have the patience of this, Mac!" he said.
"Well!" Mac said, "Should we add the pies to the oven, Double D?"
"Can do!" Edd replied.
And so, Mac and Double D began adding more apple pies into the oven, while Ed comes with already completed pies.
"I've got more pies, guys!" Ed said.
"Great!" Eddy said, enthusiastically, "Put 'em in the oven, Monobrow!"
Ed puts the completed four pies into the oven before Double D closes the oven.
"Sweet!" Eddy cheered.
"More pies for Ed!" Ed said, giggling, as he takes four more empty pies and walks out with them.
Eddy then rushes to the kitchen and finds cherries and a pineapple.
"Hey guys!" Eddy said, handing Double D and Mac the produce, "Here's some more flavors!"
Double D and Mac takes the two produce, but the sight of the pineapple made Mac frightened and stare nervously as it reminded him of Coco, one of the imaginary residents of Foster's (and one of Mac's former friends) that went against Mac and humiliated him four days ago. He stands silent and nervously, while Eddy and Double D notices.
"Mac!" Eddy said.
"Are you alright?" Double D asked, but Mac's not responding.
"Mac?" Eddy called and then snapped his fingers which startled Mac from his frightened stare.
"Mac!" Eddy roared, "What's up with you?"
"Uh!" Mac replied, while calming down, "Sorry guys! It's just that this pineapple reminds me of Coco, one of those dumb jerks that embarrassed me and took advantage of me last week!"
"Forget those jerks from Foster's Home for Losers!" Eddy said, "You have us and we're your new, better friends than those chumps! And we're here to throw a pie-eating contest you wanted here in the cul-de-sac, ok Mac my boy! So, start cracking!"
Mac was about to follow what Eddy says, until Double D interferes.
"Mac!" Double D said, "Why don't I cut the pineapples, while you add cherries in the pies!"
"Ok, Double D!" Mac said, happily as he begins to add cherries into the pies.
During this, Ed comes back with the finished pies.
"I'm back with more pies!" Ed cheered.
"Great!" Eddy said, "Now let's check the oven!"
The Eds and Mac rush to the oven and open it, seeing that another wave of pies is ready.
"Those pies look really good, huh?!" Mac asked.
"Yep!" Eddy said.
"They sure are, Mac!" Double D said.
"Yummy!" Ed said.
So, Double D, with his mittens, took out the pies from the oven.
Then the boys added a new batch of pies into the oven.
"This is going to be the greatest scam in the world, boys!" Eddy said in excitement, "The kids are going to cough up big dough for this pie-eating contest! We are going to be rich I tell you!"
Double D sighs and turns to Mac.
"He always says that every time we do our scams, Mac!" he said.
"Tell me about it!" Mac replied.
"My belly is making funny noises!" Ed said, before giggling.
"Shut up and make more pies!" Eddy said.
Ed takes out pieces of dough and pie crusts and then walks out with them, while Eddy finds blueberries in a case.
"Aha!" Eddy said and then turned to Double D and Mac.
"Here's some more flavor, boys!" he said as he tosses the blueberries case to them, "Catch!"
Mac manages to catch it.
"Good catch, Mac!" Double D said.
"Thanks!" Mac replied.
"Here's some more!" Eddy said and tossed another case of blueberries to Double D, except it hit his chest and causes blueberries to fall and tumble.
"Hey!" Eddy complained, "Why can't you and Mac just catch it, Sockhead?"
"Eddy for heaven sakes!" Double D scorned, "Can't you just hand it to Mac and I instead of just throwing them to us!"
"Ok! Ok!" Eddy said, annoyed, "Man, you're worse than my mother!"
So, Mac and Double D begin adding the blueberries into the pies.
"I wonder where Ed has gone?" Mac asked.
"I don't know!" Double D replied, "But he better not do anything unsavery and disgusting to the pies!"
Meanwhile, in Eddy's backyard, Ed finds a mud pit he made earlier using water and adds large pieces of mud into each of the pies and added the dough on top. Ed giggles happily.
"Mud pies for Ed!" he said, during it.
An hour later after making about a dozen pies whilst clearing all the giant amounts of dough off Eddy's kitchen and adding more flavors within them, the Eds and Mac begin their pie-eating contest scam in Eddy's backyard. Eddy, wearing a hat and carrying an empty jar and a wooden cane, stands by the cardboard entrance at the front of his house that is written "Ed's Pie-eating Contest" with a drawing of a pie next to it.
"Step right up folks!" Eddy yelled, "Get ready for our first ever pie-eating contest here in the Cul-de-sac at Ed's Pie-eating Contest!"
Eddy's voice draws attention to the neighborhood kids, in particular, Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, Jonny, and Plank.
"Participate into this competition," Eddy continues, "of who can eat the most of our freshly made, mouth-watering pies to win the grand prize… our trophy!"
Eddy pulls out the poorly made, but awesome-looking trophy with his cane.
"Rolf is interested into this competition of gluttony of yours, Ed Boy!" Rolf said, "As it has occurred in me homeland, where Rolf's family participate, and my Nano won for eating fifty sausages in just under a minute!"
"Look Sarah!" Jimmy said, enthusiastically, "Let me have a go with this!"
"Oh brother!" Sarah said, while she rolled her eyes.
"Let's check it out, Plank!" Jonny said to Plank.
"Only 25 cents!" Eddy said as he pulled out an empty jar and that's when Rolf, Jonny, Plank, Jimmy, and Sarah insert their own quarters into it.
Meanwhile, in Eddy's backyard, Double D and Mac prepare for the pie-eating contest by placing all the dozens of pies onto the tables in rows, facing each of the six chairs. Ed stares at the pies in hunger and excitement.
"I am hungry for pies, Double D!" Ed said in excitement while sitting in one of the chairs next to Mac, having his napkin on his shirt, and utensils.
"Yes!" Double D replied, "But wait until the competition starts!"
Ed giggles, while Double D turns to Mac.
"Well Mac," Double D said to him, who is sitting in one of the chairs and being one of the six participants, besides Ed, of the competition, "aren't you happy that we're bringing you a pie-eating contest here for you?"
"Yeah!" Mac said, "But I don't know if this is going to work Double D, because we were rushing it!"
"That's exactly how I felt too!" Double D replied, "But at least that's what you wanted to do four days ago!"
"These pies make my mouth water, Double D!" Ed said.
Shortly after, Rolf, Jimmy, Jonny, and Plank all sat in their chairs, putting on their napkins on their front shirts, holding their utensils, and get ready for the competition that they had paid.
"Oh boy!" Jonny said in excitement, "Look at all those delicious pies, buddy!"
"I don't know about this, Jimmy!" Sarah said, while standing near him, "You might get a bad tummy ache from eating so many pies here!"
"Not a chance Sarah!" Jimmy replied, "I will try to win this contest, no matter how much of a piggy I will become.
"Ho ho!" Rolf said, "Rolf will win this tournament of gluttony as he will much up those pies fast like leaching of the soils!"
As Rolf, Jimmy, Jonny, Plank, Mac, and Ed all sitting on each chair, staring at their own pies with excitement, and preparing to devour them for the contest, Eddy walks in front and prepares the announcement of the contest to start.
"Ok, folks!" Eddy said.
During this, Double D realizes something missing.
"Oh," he said, "there's a pie I have forgotten!"
Double D walks and sees a pie in a nearby table in Eddy's yard.
"On your mark!" Eddy yelled as Ed, Mac, Plank, Jonny, Jimmy, and Rolf prepared the pie-eating contest.
Double D takes the pie off the table and is about to place with the other, but he trips on a small rock, causing the pie he was holding to fall and land on the grass, destroying it.
"Oh dear!" he said, "Curse my accident!"
Double D quickly gets up and retrieves the destroyed pie, only to be shocked to discover something in it: it has nothing but mud in it.
"Get set!" Eddy yelled as the competitors prepared to eat the many pies of their own.
Double D discovers that this was one of the pies Ed was making during the creation and why he keeps leaving and returning Eddy's kitchen during it earlier. He was making mud pies and many of the pies that were about to be eaten in the contest were already made into pies.
"Oh my!" Double D cried, concerned, "Eddy, wait-"
But his warning was too late, as Eddy yelled "GO!" and the competition begins.
"PIES FOR ED!" Ed yelled as he starts to go crazy on the competition and begins eating and gouging pie after pie after pie. Then he starts grabbing and eating all the other pies from the other competitors before they have a chance to eat.
"Hey!" Mac cried, "Ed!"
"Whoa!" Jonny yelled while grabbing Plank and leave.
Ed eats all the pies like crazy to satisfy his hunger and to win the competition, while Double D watches in shock and horror.
"Oh dear!" Double D cried, "Not good! Not good! Not good!"
Eddy watches dismayed.
"ED!" he screamed, "QUIT EATING ALL THE PIES! YOU'RE RUINING THE COMPETITION!"
"ED YOU IDIOT!" Sarah yelled, but her older brother continues eating the pies like crazy with several pies flying around, one of them lands on Jimmy, covering his shirt in mud.
"MY SHIRT!" Jimmy screamed, "IT'S ALL RUINED AND DIRTY!"
The participants leave the table as Ed continues to devour the pies fast.
"ED CONTROL YOURSELF!" Double D yelled.
"The Ed Boy has lost his marble?" Rolf said while watching the commotion.
Once he finished eating all the pies fast from the table, Ed became really large, fat, bloated, and stuffed up from every pie he ate and belched loudly.
"I WIN!" Ed yelled.
"YOU BIG LUMMOX!" Sarah yelled and angrily kicked her older brother to the other side of Eddy's backyard and landed on the grass like a giant giggly water balloon, with his face landing on the ground.
Mac and Double D runs to him.
"ED!" Double D cried, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!"
"What were you thinking?!" Mac cried.
"Did I win a grand prize?" Ed asked.
"Now you ruined our first ever annual pie-eating contest you pig!" Eddy roared in anger.
"Ahem!" Sarah said as she, Jimmy, Jonny, and Rolf confront Eddy, glaring at him.
Eddy turned to the angry kids.
"What? What are you looking at?" Eddy said, "No refunds!"
"That was the worst contest ever, Fathead!" Sarah roared.
"And it ruined my outfit, Eddy!" Jimmy cried.
"Your competition of gluttony by your friend's buffoonery has disgraced the Son of a Shepherd!" Rolf roared angrily, "Return Rolf's money instantly, Ed Boy!"
"Plank and I want a refund!" Jonny demanded.
The ticked off Sarah, Jimmy, Rolf, and Jonny surround and advanced on Eddy. Eddy giggles nervously.
"Um… How about you take this trophy instead, huh guys?!" Eddy suggested, "What do you say?"
But the angry kids deny his suggestion.
"SHAKLAVA!" Rolf yelled as he, Sarah, Jimmy, and Jonny (with Plank) violently gang up and brutalize Eddy while getting their money back. Double D and Mac, while helping Ed up, watch the fight. Eddy, who was maimed by the enraged customers, was tossed back to the ground with an empty jar and threw the trophy nearby, breaking it into pieces.
"Oh, come on!" Eddy said as he gets up, "I said you can take the tro-"
Then a mud pie, thrown by Sarah, hit Eddy in the face hard while she, Jimmy, Jonny, and Rolf retreated with their refunds.
"Serves you right!" Sarah sneered while Jimmy gave Eddy raspberries.
"Ya Ya!" Rolf said as he and the kids leave with their refunds.
"Let's have our own pies at home, Plank!" Jonny said to Plank as he headed to his house, giggling.
Eddy gets up, having his face covered in mud, and furiously turned to a huge, bloated Ed. Ed starts to feel dizzy.
"Ed?" Double D asked.
"Are you ok?" Mac asked.
"I don't feel so good guys!" Ed said, dizzy.
Eddy furiously leaps on to his fat, bloated friend and shakes him, yelling, "Ed, you idiot! We would've had lots of dough if you haven't been WRECKING EVERYTHING!"
Eddy's shaking has caused Ed to become even dizzier and his stomach making loud, gurgling and grumbling sounds.
"Now what?" Eddy said, annoyed, as he jumps back from Ed.
"Uh oh!" Mac said in fright.
"Oh my!" Double D cried.
The stomach continues to make louder and louder noises.
"I think my belly is getting mad, guys!" Ed said.
"He's gonna barf!" Mac cried.
"Stand clear, Eddy and Mac!" Double D said in horror as he and Mac left Eddy's yard, while Eddy continues staring at Ed.
"Ed?" Eddy said, "Ed? ED?!"
Then Ed begins to heave towards Eddy.
"You wouldn't dare!" Eddy said, afraid, "Mommy!"
Then the screen turns into a disgusting yellowish green, with only the sounds of Ed finally throwing up and puking on Eddy.
Next Chapter: "The Eds and the Bees", where the Eds and Mac try to exploit honey from a beehive for a scam.
There is a chapter idea that I decided to scrap and cancel called "Duchess of Eds", where Duchess gets adopted by the Applebees from Foster's and causes trouble to Mac's apartment. So, the Eds and Mac decided to bring Duchess to the Cul-de-sac, where she causes trouble and mayhem in there and annoy the kids. This makes the kids threaten the Eds and Mac to be punished for this and so Mac and the Eds are forced to (successfully) return Duchess to Foster's Home quietly without anyone noticing, but nearly get caught, as well as disturbing Big Fat Baby and one of the giant imaginary monsters and then ends with the Eds and Mac being caged in the Cul-de-sac by the kids as punishment for being responsible for Duchess causing trouble and commotion. I decided to cut it and scrap the idea, because I felt that it would not make sense, it would contradict later chapters of this crossover, and be similar to Duchess of Wails.
But I have a chapter idea of mine I came up with instead: Edzilla and Captain Melonhead with Splinter the Wonderwood battle the imaginary friend monster from Challenge of the Super Friends that was released from Foster's by Terrence and rampages the Cul-de-sac.
For the one where Mac and the Eds travel to prehistory, they'll go through and witnessed various extinct fossil animals, including (not going to list all, but I'll mention a few) Anomalocaris, Dunkleosteus, Arthropleura, Dimetrodon, Inostrancevia, Liopleurodon, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, Allosaurus, Spinosaurus, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus rex, Quetzalcoatlus, Paraceratherium, Smilodon, woolly mammoth, and dodo bird. That's because I'm a passionate dinosaur enthusiast and paleontology expert (I'm majoring geology in the University of Rhode Island this fall).
For the pinball chapter, it's going to be a parody of Jurassic Park and it will feature the characters as dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals.
I don't own anything!
Ed, Edd n Eddy is created by Danny Antonucci at aka Cartoons
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is created by Craig McKracken
Both by Cartoon Network
