Pre and post challenge written by Zoryan El Muerto

Challenge written by FreshmEn


"Last time on Total Drama Sakamannano Island!" Drew exclaims as he can be seen getting a drink from the island's bar, "Our Malihinis had a grand ol time racing through the game of limbo! Some of them got stuck with seemingly simple things." He says as Flora's card swipe and King stuck with pirate jokes played on screen, "While others had a little bit more of a challenge." Paige is shown in her yugioh battle, "But by the end of it, most of the contestants were neck and neck, and it came down to Paige and Kodi on who could beat the race first, and Kodi ended up taking home the victory in the reward challenge! But there's no reward today, well, other than not going home! Find out who leaves today on

Total.

Drama.

Sakamannano Island!"


Intro Start

Multiple cameras popped out from surfboards, tiki torches, statues of Drew, and other objects on the island. The camera then flew past Drew, Pamela, and Hack, with the former two arguing about something and the latter drinking from a barrel of rum.

"Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The Camera went up the dead volcano, revealing Kaito setting up some of his stargazing equipment, and Vanessa helping him out.

"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera jumped down into the volcano, where Timothy was listening in on Kaito and Van's conversation with a radio. In addition to Timothy being there, Wane was checking the cages of shame for any lost coins or valuables.

"I wanna be famous." Wane dusted off one of the cages, revealing that Alex somehow got trapped inside. Wane tipped the cage over and kicked Alex out, before hopping inside of it to search for valuables.

"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made a cut to inside the mess hall, where Kodi was teaching Will how to play Chambers and Beasts at a table, with Will shaking his head and pretending to understand how to play the game.

"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved outside where Melissa and Beatrice were chatting together.

"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." To the left of Melissa and Beatrice, May was walking until Paige jumped out of the bushes, scaring the daydreamer.

"I'll get there one day." The camera moved towards the nearby Hilahala hut, where Wyatt and Flora were both petting Spirit's belly.

"Cause I wanna be famous." On the other side of the area where the Haaheo mansion was, Klaas and King were playing a match of poker, with almost all of the chips being on King's side.

"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving away from the hut and the mansion, Persephone and Sasha could be seen arguing about something.

"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the beach of the island, where an oil-covered Brandon could be seen fixing up an old boat. Behind him, Elizabeth was pretending to be a scarecrow.

"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, the camera moved over to Becky, who was writing down song lyrics in a notepad. Becky turned around and noticed the camera, elbowing it to the ground for privacy. The shot was then cut to Buck, Mitch, Carlton, and Billy, who all set the camera down for the final shot, as they got the camera in position they ran behind Drew, causing the camera to flash and take a photo of all of everyone previously seen. The screen moved back to show the photo on a postcard that read 'Aloha from Hawaii!" with whistling accompanying it.

Intro End


The episode begins properly with Sasha writing in her notebook outside the mess hall, "Sasha?" She looks up and sees Carlton holding a microphone, "You mind asking me your thoughts going into the next challenge?"

"Oh, Carl. What brought this up?" Sasha wonders.

"Drew asked the interns to get some insight on his final five islanders," Carlton explains. "Something about building up the ongoing storylines or whatever, I don't know any pro wrestling terms for this kind of thing."

"Don't sweat it," Sasha pats his shoulder. "But as for my thoughts, well, basically, I will just try my best to get immunity and stay another day. So far, it's been just me and Paige against Kodi and Flora. To be totally honest, those two were not who I was expecting to be the last two members of the flaming frogs standing. But I gotta hand it to them; they're persistent."

"What can you tell the world about your 'shaky' partnership with Paige?" Carlton asks.

"Well, I respect her skills and athletic prowess." Sasha says, "But we joined forces pretty late in the game, the finale is only a little over a week away. If we both make the finale, one of us is gonna win. I'mma make sure that that one... is me. But it won't be easy."

"Thank you for your time, Sasha." Carlton said, "Good luck in the challenge."


Confessional: Sasha

"Alright, before I worry about Paige. What I should do is get rid of King as soon as possible. Every time I thought I had him pegged, he always makes a swerve." Sasha slams her fist down in her hand, "Seriously, he's lasted way too long in this type of a game, he's going down!"

Confessional Over


Paige was then shown hanging from a tree branch and doing crunches. "Nine hundred ninety-seven... Nine hundred ninety-eight... Nine hundred ninety-nine... One thousand!" Paige flips down to where Billy is waiting for her. "Woah!" She jumps, "Dang you managed to sneak up on me... Sweet." She chuckles and gives him a thumbs-up.

Billy clicks a pen and gets a little notepad, "Paige, you're going into a position that not many of people have ever reached. What would you like to say to your fellow combatants?"

"I say, bring it on mates!" Paige exclaims as she throws up the horns before she fires an arrow that punctures a passerby's soda can.

"Short and sweet," Billy grins a little as he writes this down, "And would you mind telling us what would happen in the chance that you and Sasha can make it to the finale given your guys' uneasy allegiance?"

"Oh Billy boy, that's a surprise." Paige snickers, causing Billy to step back before we cut to the next interview.


Confessional: Paige

Paige snickers as she sharpens a little arrow, one she then aims at the wall of the confessional, "Do I trust Sasha to not vote me the second she has the chance? No. Will I still work with her? Eh, sure. But that girl better watch herself 'cause I'm going all the way, baby! For Wyatt and Spirit!" She fires the arrow, only for it to somehow ricochet off the wall of the outhouse and into the camera, breaking it, "Whoops!" She chuckles as she tries to put the broken camera back

Confessional Over


King was then approached by Mitch as he was looking out into the ocean. "King, in just a few hours you'll be competing to be one of the final four of Sakamannano Island. With four other players to contend with, Sasha, Paige, Flora and Kodi-"

Mitch stops when King grabs the head of the microphone he held, "I'll only say this once you washed up Stephen King wannabe." He released the microphone.

"Uh-"

King rolls his eyes, "They say that all men are created equal, whoever said that never looked at me, the personification of perfection in comparison to that joke with the dumb purple mane. When you go one on one with anyone, you have a fifty-fifty chance. But I'm perfection, and I'm nowhere near a normal man, so you have a twenty-five percent chance at absolute best. And when you add those other three trashlings, that Dungeons and Dragons nerd's odds drastically go down. In a five-way challenge, you have a twenty percent chance at winning. But I... I have an eighty percent chance at winning because all the other three worthless sacks know they can never beat me. So they won't even try, so tell that lavender-haired nerd that he can take his twenty percent of winning, and minus his twenty-five percent chance of winning, that leaves him with a negative five percent of even going into the next episode. And when you take my seventy percent chance when we go one on one, and add in my eighty percent chance of winning this challenge, my odds of being the last man standing is one hundred fifty-five percent. Tell that lavender piece of trash, the numbers never lie. And they spell disaster for him, and his worthless friends."

Mitch works out the numbers in his head as Drew watches this from a monitor. "Yeah, those numbers add up."

Beside him was Pamela who looks at him like he ate a bowl of rusty screws. "Really?"

"Yeah you're right." Drew nods, "He did forget to add Kurt Angle into the mix." [1]


Confessional: Pamela and Hack

Pamela groans and crosses her arms, "Sometimes I wonder if all the times Drew was dropped on his head have taken their toll on him."

Hack can be seen writing down something on a little whiteboard, "Yarr, I think I got it all down." He shows the camera the whiteboard he scribbled on after hearing King's promo, which looked like a few squiggly lines.

"Are those even numbers?" Pamela asks while raising an eyebrow.

Hack scoffs defensively, "You try writing complex equations with a hook for a hand, it's a lot harder than it seems lassie!"

Confessional Over


Buck finishes off the interviews as he approaches Kodi and Flora in the nearby forest, "Howdy fellas! What're ya'll doin'?"

"Flora's showing me some yoga techniques she learned in times of stress." Kodi smiles as he does a tree pose.

"The sounds of nature really add relieve your worries," Flora nods as she did a warrior pose, but just then they hear a chainsaw cutting down a tree which timbers down.

"Sorry!" A random lumber jack calls before he was attacked by squirrels.

The three exchange glances before transitioning back to the Frog's cabin, "Then again, the comforts of home also help." Flora mentions as they're not in the vicinity of comedic extras getting in the way.

Buck gets back to his questioning, "So what are your thoughts going into the next challenge knowing that it's an elimination?"

Kodi thinks about it for a moment before coming up with an answer, "Well, it's kind of scary. But a knight always takes on the challenge given to him, regardless of whether he has a high or low percentage of success. A twenty percent chance of going to the final four is still better than nothing right?"

"That's technically true." Buck then turns to Flora for her thoughts.

Flora has her answer much faster than Kodi does, "I just wish that everyone left will give it their all, and hopefully me and my buddy can make it another week."

"What happens when it comes to you and Kodi?" Buck wonders as the two exchange glances. The two chuckle and shrug before saying, 'Guess we'll see.' in unison.

Kodi giggles, "I'll be sure to give it one hundred and ten percent!"

"Same here!" Flora and Kodi shook hands.


Confessional: Kodi

Kodi rubs his arms, "I know I've been in the final five for a little longer than normal because of that previous reward challenge, but golly it still feels just so unreal! And I really do hope Flora can make it to the finale with me, because then even if I lose, I'll know a friend of mine got to win over me! That way everyone's happy!" He says with adorable sparkly eyes.

Confessional Over

Confessional: Flora

"I know that me and Kodi will eventually have to become... enemies in the final challenge, but I don't think that would divide our friendship if it comes down to it!" Flora says as she adjusts her gifted sunglasses, "I just hope Kodi doesn't hold back on me, I'm gonna be out there to make all my other friends proud! Plus I think Timothy's gonna be rooting for me in the audience too, and it would be cute seeing how he reacts to me winning if I make it!" Flora stops and blushes a little bit, "Because he's my close friend of course!"

Confessional Over


The final five met up with Drew and the other hosts at the beach for the next challenge. "Aloha malihinis, are you ready for your next challenge?"

"As ready as we're gonna be." Sasha shrugs as she looks around to see if she can spot what the challenge is early.

Kodi stretches as he looks to Drew, "What's our task today Mr. Jones?"

"Please, Mr. Jones is my father." Drew jokes, "But anyway, for your challenge today. It requires speed, but also patience and precision." A visual of the island was displayed on screen,"Around the island there will be fifteen different golf holes, one for each elimanted contestant, each of you will be assigned a golf ball. You must get your ball in the numbered hole before moving on to the next, as you make your way you'll encounter many obstacles. Hazards, gaps, water traps, sandpits, any obstacle you'd find on a golf course. Along with a few other inconveniences that are designed to stall you."

"And whoever gets the least amount of strokes win?" Sasha guesses.

Drew clicks his tongue and shakes his head, "Actually Sasha, no. We'll be doing another race challenge just like limbo from last episode, except here you'll race to see who can complete each of the holes the fastest! There'll be a time limit for one hour, so either you finish last or get caught stuck on one of the holes after time runs out, and you're out of here! If two people are stuck on the course than we'll use whoever's closer to victory to determine who's out, and if they're both on the same hole? Well, we'll just choose whoever's closer to the hole!"

Sasha blinks with confusion, "Why would you make a golf challenge and not have it play like actual golf?"

"Because real golf is super boring, duh!" Paige giggles as Sasha just lets out a little groan.

Drew gets out an airhorn and blasts it before pointing to the first course, "Now get moving already! Timer starts now!" He says as a giant timer on the beach turns on, counting down from an hour. This gives the contestants the motivation to start running as fast as they can to the first hole, where they find golf clubs and colored golf balls for each of them, matching their silhouette colors from when they were announced to be on the show.

"Let's do this!" Kodi grins to Flora as they see what's going on for the first hole. The design of Alex's course has a lot of giant medial supplies, but it looks mostly straightforward, as the path is a straight line to the hole. The only things the contestants have to worry about is some giant bottles of cough syrup that's spilled onto the course, which will likely make whatever goes through it get stuck in place.

Flora giggles as she takes her club and hits the ball with it, causing it to star slicking through the syrup, though it does eventually get stuck, "Uh oh!" She rushes over to the ball as Sasha shoots her shot behind her, which flies over the pacifist and gives Sasha a hole in one, the temptress smirks a little as she gets her ball and runs to the next hole.

Paige grins, "Aaaaaannnnd here we go!" She hits the ball really hard and ends up hitting it out of the course, leaving it stuck in a nearby bush. The Archer facepalms at her mistake, "Dang it!" She groans as she runs to retrieve her ball.

King and Kodi line up their shots at the same time, "And just a little bit of force... now!" Kodi hits the ball at the same time as King's, causing both of their balls to go near the hole at the same time, but when they get close to the hole, Kodi's ball ends up hitting King's lightly out of the way. King holds his club with a silent but angry stare toward's Kodi's golf ball, he doesn't make a sound, but the fact that he's crushing the club in his hands is definitely a good way to tell how he's currently feeling.

"Yayyy!" Kodi cheers as he doesn't notice the daggers that King's staring at him right now, "I wonder what the May course is like?" He giggles as he rushes to the next course, this one's a big library that switches from having a lot of lights on to having things be pitch black. He can see Sasha up ahead carefully hitting her ball so she doesn't mess up whenever the light's off.

"It seems to go in intervals." Sasha notes as the lights go off and she lightly bumps the ball past a bookshelf, she steps forward as she hears Kodi hit the ball regardless of the lighting.

"As long as I memorize how the library works I don't need to worry about seeing!" Kodi grins brightly as Paige and King catch up to them. Kodi goes to hit the ball, but falls to the ground when a golf ball suddenly flies through the air and hits him on the head.

"Oops." King rolls his eyes as he walks by and gets his ball back, before hitting it into the hole and leaving the knocked down Kodi in the dust.

Kodi rubs his head as a little cartoonish bump appears on it, "Owie, wonder what that was for?"

Paige slides by Kodi after hitting her ball, which causes it to bounce off of a book before it hits a lamp and then bounces into the hole, "Aww heck yeah baby!" She giggles as she gets the ball and leaps to the next hole alongside King.

Hole number three is very pretty looking, with a gothic aesthetic to it, the trap for this hole is a little cannon shaped like a black tornado for the contestants to hit their golf balls into, as the hole is high up into the air, so either hit it or miss it. Paige goes up and smacks her ball into one of the cannons, but it ends up firing the ball a little too low into the air, so she's gotta try again.

King looks to the hole and rolls his eyes, "That one piece of garbage... Penelope was it? Thinks this is gonna be a challenge for me? Doubtful." King hits the ball into the cannon, but it fires too high and makes him miss like Paige. King's eye lightly twitches at messing up the shot, "That... was a fluke." He growls as he fetches his ball and goes again, only for the cannon to shoot too high again, the perfectionist grips his club harder in frustration, "Well it's a somewhat decently designed challenge, I suppose I can give it-"

He's cut off by Paige hitting her ball into the cannon and getting it into the hole, "Got it!"

"Are you kidding me?" King growls under his breath that Paige managed to get her ball in the hole faster than him, and even worse for him as that the other three have managed to catch up now, but what are the odds that each of them get the ball in on the first try while he's failed twice and is getting his ball back?

"I did it!" Kodi cheers as he gets his ball in first try.

"That wasn't too challenging." Sasha notes as she also gets a hole in one.

Flora, like the other two, gets hers in with not too much trouble, "Woohoo! That was easy!"

King grits his teeth as the four all run by him onto the next hole, he strikes his ball so harshly that it flies straight through the air and into the hole, no cannon required, "Maybe I shouldn't rely on the design of the imbecile who made this course." He mutters as he stomps to the next part of the course.

"Woah this is Klaus' stage?" Kodi asks with starry eyes as they see a poker themed course with a little roulette device in the center, where whatever ball that enters has a one in five chance of getting into the hole. If it fails to go in, however, the ball will be sent into a little pinball section that will slow the contestant who missed down greatly.

Sasha shakes her head, "His name was Klaas, not Klaus."

"I thought his name was Klase?" Flora blinks as Sasha facepalms at the other two's forgetfulness, but decides to take a crack at shooting her shot, she lines her club up with her ball and hits it into the roulette machine, which causes the machine to spin the ball around before it shoots it out into the pinball area, which knocks it far off course, "Dang it!" She groans as she runs after her ball.

Paige grins as she closes an eye and carefully readies her shot, before hitting her ball into the roulette machine, which spins around for a moment before it falls into the hole, allowing Paige to continue forward, "Aw yeah! Early lead for me!"

Flora and Kodi hit their golf balls, with Flora just barely missing the machine while Kodi's ball is sent down to the pinball zone as King manages to catch up with the others, he hits his ball into the machine, but is unlucky like the rest as his ball joins the others in the pinball zone.

With everyone else stuck in the previous hole, Paige is free to move onto Wyatt's course, "I'm gonna get this in one shot for you Wyatt! Just watch me!" Paige calls as she sees the design of this part is one of a zoo, with a giant bee animatronic moving it's claws in front of the hole every now and then, acting as a sort of barrier for the contestants to have to worry about. Paige takes a moment to watch the pattern of the giant bear before she strikes the ball, getting that hole in one she promised she would when it flies through the air and crosses the bear and goes into the hole, "I told ya so!" Paige cheers


Confessional: Paige

Paige chuckles as she's hanging upside down in the confessional, "I can't mess up on my best buddies' course! I gotta show Wyatt and all the others how I'm still in it to win it!"

Confessional End


The camera goes back to the others as we see both King and Sasha have completed the Klaas course, the two move to the next hole as they see the giant bear blocking the path. "You know, I have a feeling you'll be out soon enough." Sasha says to King to try and get in his head as she aligns her shot, "I mean you've got no allies or anything, and there's only so many challenges you can try to beat through being... you. Maybe you should consider making an alliance with me and Paige unless you wanna risk getting out s-" She's cut off by King hitting his ball past her, getting it in the hole.

"You talk too much." King walks by as Sasha rolls her eyes and gets a hole in one right after him.


Confessional: Sasha

"I didn't think it would work out, but I guess it was worth a shot to try and get him on my side as a fodder for me and Paige to take care of after Kodi and Flora are gone... ugh... granted the whole plan goes to waste if either one of us get eliminated tonight, so that's something to look out for too." Sasha groans as she sits in the confessional.

Confessional Over


"We're falling behind a bit, but we can still win this!" Kodi says as he and Flora make it to the Wyatt course, with both of them getting an idea of the pattern.

Flora lightly hits her ball, "I'm gonna play it safe, if we mess up we'll go even further behind!"

Kodi nods as he does the same, "Good idea!" He nods as they go somewhat slow and steady with their shots, managing to inch closer and closer to the giant bear before both manage to get their golf balls past the obstacle and into the hole.


Back with the leading Paige, she moves onto the Becky course, which is revealed to be a very metal themed part of the challenge, with lots of pryotechnics as obstacles, and if the ball lands in there, it'll get incinerated, which would force the person who lost their ball to have to retreat to the start of this part to get a new ball. Paige aims around a fire pillar and hits her ball, but it's destroyed when the effect goes off and melts her ball, "Aw come on!" She groans as Sasha and King catch up to her.

"This place brings up bad memories." Sasha thinks as she knocks the ball past a fire piller.

King knocks the ball into the air as it goes a little farther than Sasha's, but neither of them have gotten to move on just yet, and speaking of moving on, the other two contestants make it to the hole.

"We're close!" Kodi says as he hits his ball, only for it get engulfed in flames, "Oops!"

Flora giggles as she hits her ball past a pillar of flames, "Looks like we gotta be extra careful here Kodi!"

"Yeah!" Kodi rubs the back of his head with a giggle as he grabs a new ball, "I didn't expect fire to come out of nowhere!"

Sasha turns out to be the first person to get her ball into the hole, "Finally, I wanna get out of this part." She groans as King gets his ball in right after her, allowing the two of them to go on. They head forward as they see Elizabeth's form is, expectedly, very farm-themed, with a giant scarecrow that has crows sitting on it's shoulders. Should these robot crows notice the contestants, they'll swoop down and snatch their golf balls and will then take them to somewhere far away from the hole, which is a little nest in the center of the course.

"I'm guessing these don't react to seeds like normal birds." Sasha thinks as she knocks her ball over to behind a bale of hay while King decides 'screw it' and goes for the nest as soon as possible, but the moment he hits his ball and it rolls into the sights of the crows, one of them swoops down and puts the golf ball in it's mouth before flying off and tossing it into the backyard of a little barn, King groans with annoyance as he goes to collect the ball.

"Shouldn't have played risky." Sasha rolls her eyes as she goes behind a tractor after hitting her ball. Meanwhile, the other three contestants manage to catch up with the leading two, keeping the race as mostly neck and neck as Kodi smacks his ball to the same hay bale that Sasha went for.

Paige hits her ball to get behind a little pile of bags of fertilizer, but one of the crows sees it and swoops down before taking her ball and dropping it into the barn's chimney, "Gah! I hate birds!"

Flora hits her ball to behind a little shovel that's stabbed into the ground, giving her enough cover to move up and hit it again, which ends with her getting her ball in the nest, "Got it!" She grins as Sasha is revealed to have finished the course just seconds before her.


Confessional: Flora

"I've never actually played mini golf before, so I'm kinda just winging it here." Flora giggles and rubs her arm with a little smile, "But I'm doing pretty well here, and this is pretty fun! I should play it more often when I go home!"

Confessional Over


Sasha and Flora head to the Wane course, and is it any surprise that the entire course is a bright shade of gold? Looks like the gimmick here is that the floor will randomly turn into a trapdoor, which will let 'Wane' take whatever's on top of it into a treasure trove, which looks like a serious pain to escape from.


Confessional: Sasha

"Very classy looking Wane... very." Sasha rolls her eyes.

Confessional Over


Sasha goes forward to hit her ball only for the ground to open up beneath her, causing her to fall down a comically long trap door, "AHHHH!"

"Ouch!" Flora winces as she barely dodges a trapdoor before she hits her ball forward, only for it to be taken by a different door. Flora meeps and dives forward to catch her ball, but is unable to grab it as it falls down the chute. Flora turns and goes to get a new ball, only to fall into a new trapdoor that appears under her, causing her to fall down the chute with a loud scream of surprise.

Kodi runs into the area, "Huh, I thought I heard Flora scream." He scratches his head and looks around before hitting the ball past a trapdoor, luckily managing to avoid the trapdoor activating under the ball before it lands in the hole. Kodi cheers and jumps, "Aw heck yeah! Let's go Kodi!" He laughs as he runs forward... only to immediately fall down the nearest trap door since he never realized what the obstacle was.

Since three people are now stuck in the treasure hoard now, that just leaves the newly arriving King and Paige to get a chance to take the lead. King aims his shot, "Child's play." He says as he avoids the trapdoors and gets his ball in the hole. King twirls his golf club and puts it over his shoulder as he hops over a door and heads off to the next hole, while Paige is a lot more careful with trying to not lose her ball.

"God why did Wane make a trapdoor minefield for his?" Paige steps between two doors as she aims and hits her ball, only for it to stop just short of the hole, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" She yells as she falls into a trapdoor when she's distracted with her rage.

King is able to get a huge lead over his trapped castmates as he sees Timothy's hole, where there's five different tunnels, one for each contestant, where they have to reveal at least ten somewhat interesting things about themselves to unlock a metal door that's blocking the hole. King groans and looks at the door, "I don't entirely despise my sister." He says as one of ten red lights on the door turns green, "I do however completely despise the miserable sack of skin that claims to be my older brother." He rolls his eyes as the camera cuts back to the other contestants, who are finally out of the treasure trove.

"That took a while!" Kodi dusts himself off as Sasha gets her ball in the hole right as he's already started the dash towards Timothy's course. He slides into his tunnel as he sees the rules, "Um... I once tried to get into that fantasy card game when I was young, but could never figure out the rules." He reveals as the camera cuts between him and Sasha revealing 'secrets'.

Sasha leans against the wall, "I once dated some cuckoo vegan who claimed he punched a hole in the moon." [2]

Kodi hops up and down, "Ooh! One time I wore pajamas to school the day before pajama day!"

"My sister auditioned for Total Drama Island, and was very close to getting on the show... Is that close enough to being about me?" Sasha sees the light turn green, "Looks like the bar is very low."

Kodi snaps his fingers, "One time I accidentally dropped my die set down the drain and spent the next four hours trying to get them back... but hey I did it in the end!"

More and more lights blink between the two's doors before they're on their final reveal, Kodi gets to his last secret first by saying, "I used to think all girl horsies were unicorns!" He giggles as his door unlocks and he's free to move on, after he gets the hole in one of course. Sasha on the other hand just shrugs, "I don't know... um... I'm good friends with a dancer from LA I guess." Her door opens and she gets her shot as Paige and Flora make it to the hole, right as King's finished his thing of secrets by revealing he actually sleeps wearing his suit, as he sees the need for comfort as weak.

"Just gotta tell the door a secret and a I move on? Easy!" Flora giggles as she thinks, "One time when I was helping do a lemonade and cookies sale for a fundraising event, I accidentally spilled an entire pitcher of lemonade on my sister because I tripped on a toy truck!" She giggles as her door opens up.

Drew chuckles as he and the other hosts are watching from cameras, "Wonder if the contestants will ever realize what's up?" He smirks to the other hosts as the footage cuts back to Paige on Wyatt's course, showing that the giant bear would never have blocked her shot.

"I still think this was an unfair idea Drew." Pamela rolls her eyes, "Sasha gets a free pass to immunity after doing Beatrice's course."

Drew shrugs off her concerns, "Eh whatever, you gotta admit, making the contestants have an easier time on the person's course who they're most connected to is genius!"


Confessional: Pamela

Pamela face palms and slowly drags her hand down her face, "We're really giving out freebies in the final five, aren't we?"

Confessional Over


The four move onto Melissa's course, which requires them to switch sports for a moment, now they have to pick their golf ball up and make a half court shot, any closer and it won't count by the game's rules. "Well I'm no basketball player but here goes!" Flora says as she shoots and misses.

King aims the ball and is about to throw when Kodi accidentally gets him in the back of the head with his ball, knocking the man down as Kodi eeps, "Oops! Sorry King, didn't mean to hit you!" He picks up the ball as King can be heard mumbling something vengeful in the dirt. Kodi goes and throws his ball for real, but still finds it coming up short.

Meanwhile, Sasha is doing some calculations in her head, before she grins, "Aaaand... there.' She tosses the ball at a nearby palm tree, which it bounces off of and then flies towards the basket, landing straight through the hoop as a sort of perfect ricochet shot, "All in where you shoot it after all." She fetches her ball and moves on.

Sasha sees that the next course mixes theming from Kaito and Van, where they have a bunch of planet themed platforms they can hit their ball onto, before they have to use a giant speaker to boost their ball up into the next goal. "Shouldn't be too hard." Sasha cracks her neck as she sends her ball flying over a few planets, she then jumps after the ball before hitting it to the speak, which actually gives her a hole in one, "Easy, let's keep going." She grins as she runs for the next course.

Drew grins as they watch, "Twenty minutes remain and Sasha's already got a decent lead over the rest of the contestants." He says as the camera shows King and Kodi moving on from the Melissa course. The two get to Kaito and Van's spot, and start hitting their golf balls as far as they can, but before they can run after them, King holds a leg out and trips Kodi, giving him a lead. During this sabotage, King has a very slight smile on his face and laughs a tiny bit at Kodi's fall.

"Owwww..." Kodi gets up and rubs his head as he tries to follow King, though the blonde boy has already managed to get to the speaker and get his ball into the hole, "Well, as long as I don't get last!" He says as he strikes his ball.

"Done!" Flora and Paige say at the same time as they both finish the basketball challenge, while Flora had to try multiple times to get hers right, Paige on the other hand was able to do it a lot faster, only being behind thanks to Timothy's challenge. The two ladies run to the next hole as they see Kodi about to finish, "You're so going down." Paige smirks to Flora.

Flora rears back a little and thinks of a retort, "Well... you're going down too! But not at, like, too high of a speed... uh like a feather falling through the air type down!" She says as Paige gives her a very blank stare in response, "You get the point." She sighs. With Paige's cocky talk and Flora's sad excuse for cocky talk out of the way, the two get their golf balls past the planets as Kodi joins the leading three on the next course, speaking of that next course, Will's course requires you do a stylish enough shot with your club to impress a virtual audience, fail to do so and you have to try again.

Sasha hits her golf ball with confidence, giving a pose that strikes pride into the audience as she gets a hole-in-one, she does a little bow as she runs to the next hole. The much more expressionless King just hits his shot, but this doesn't impress the audience, so he's gonna have to start again.

"Oh let me try!" Kodi says as he tosses the ball into the air and thwacks it, greatly impressing the audience, though they would've been a lot easier on him given Will is who Kodi was closest to. "Alright!" He grins and runs as the other two girls make it to the Will course.

"Ha this'll be easy!" Paige says as she twirls her golf club like a baton before she sends her ball soaring through the air, giving her a chance to keep going. Flora on the other hand hums and tosses some flowers into the air as she hits her shot, making a little artsy picture for any audience members watching. Flora and Paige both get to move forward as King finally hits his ball in an interesting enough way to pass, in other words he hit it so it went flying extremely fast.

Sasha makes it to the next hole where she sees a giant crab roaming around, if the crab catches them he'll just destroy their ball by pinching it in his giant pincers, so it's best to stay out of his sight. "Of course Beatrice's is crab themed." She groans as she gets behind cover and hits her ball. She ducks when she hears the crab running by, and immediately takes the chance to book it when it turns the other way.

During this, the other four manage to catch up, with Kodi having a slight lead over the others. "Uh oh!" Kodi meeps as he hides before the crab can see him, which spares him from his golf ball being destroyed. Paige on the other hand, is not so lucky as it sees her and snaps her golf ball in two, forcing her to get a new one.

King sits behind a pillar that looks like coral as he hits his shot, which slides by and narrowly gets into the hole, "A giant crustacean isn't enough to keep me down." He scoffs as he runs for Brandon's course.

"I should be safe... now!" Sasha says as the crab turns again and she gets her ball in the hole, allowing her to get away, and giving her a lead with King.

"Stupid giant Sebastian!" Paige groans as she collects a new ball while Flora also manages to sneak by, "You're costing me precious time!" She says as she gets the ball to behind cover while Kodi is also hiding, trying to find the right time to get his ball in the hole.


King and Sasha make it to Brandon's course, where they see golf being ditched once again in favor of a new thing. What they have to do here is use a little remote-controlled car to carry their ball to inside a shed where the hole is, and since Brandon's the closest person Sasha has, and... like the only person King had, their rcs move faster than the others, though it's not like they'll notice since they both have an advantage.

"Being here just makes me miss him." Sasha sighs as she drives her car around the course, before driving straight to the shed, "He was just amazing in every way while on the show."

King on the other hand doesn't seem as nice, at least from what we can hear from him mumbling to himself, "The piece of garbage who idiotically sacrificed his chance on the show for another piece of garbage, finishing this course will be a pleasure." King drives his car into the shed and drops his ball off at the same time as Sasha as the two run and get past the finish line, making them the first two to get immunity.

"And King and Sasha do it while ten minutes remain! Looks like the time limit won't be an issue, but which of our Malihinis is gonna fall short compared to the rest?" Drew chuckles as we see all three of the remaining contestants running to the course at the same time, signalling a neck and neck race.

"Come on come on come on!" Kodi gets his ball in the car and starts driving it as Paige and Flora do the same.

Flora moves some of her hair out of her eyes as she takes a breath and drives around some minor obstacles, "I can't afford to lose now!"

Paige mashes her controller as she avoids a little oil spill obstacle, "If I win here, I won't have to worry about any other alliances, come on move faster!" She yells at her car as the camera shows all three of the cars drive into the shed, the three drop their golf balls into the final hole at slightly different times before they're finally done with the final course.

The three toss their controllers aside and make a mad dash for the finish line, with all of them sprinting like their lives depend on it... perhaps it's not that serious but their immunity is on the line here. One person seems to have a very slight lead on the other two while another looks fairly tired and is worried they won't win, the final seems confident but is still a little worried.

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"Kodi and Flora win immunity! That was insanely close!" Drew laughs and takes a breath as we see Flora did collapse, but she was close enough to the finish line where her arm was over it, while Paige was a little shorter than her since she jumped too early. Paige groans as she knows it's time for elimination, "Dang it! I almost won for Wyatt and the others!" She groans as the interns help her up and she's taken to the cage of shame.

Paige holds onto the bars as she starts to float off, "Well can't say I didn't try, and fifth ain't too bad of a spot to leave on." She shrugs and kicks back, "And I'll actually get a chance to see Wyatt and Spirit again! So maybe I actually have stuff to look forward to!" She plans as Drew waves the cage off.

"There goes our residential archer," Drew chuckles, "Gotta admit, I didn't think she'd go today, but this game is full of surprises. As for the other contestants, we've got quite the final four, the power duo of Flora and Kodi, Mr. Always Grumpy King, and the biggest brains of the season with Sasha! Who's gonna go next time? What dastardly challenge do I have in mind for these unassuming fools? And will the producers please let me recreate my hit movie White Alan for a challenge? Find out next time on Total...

Drama...

Sakamannano Island!"


Author's Note and where I've been from FreshmEn: Holy shit it's been over a year since the last update, alright I gotta justify why the hell this has been dormant for so long. It's not a super interesting answer, though, the only reasons I've been doing nothing here is two different things, 1. I just have a really bad time gaining motivation to write cuz I get distracted a lot, and 2. I kinda just moved fanbases, got more hooked into the DeathBattleMatchups fanbase and became a regular over there since I have a lot of fun making art and edits for that. But I'm back in the groove… oh and also for the non discord peeps, Isolation got kinda canceled. I'm redoing that story cuz it's kinda edgy as shit, I feel like I wasted some characters, one of the ocs I had in there was from a bot, the musical gimmick was kinda a pain to write. So hopefully I get around to doing the reboot cuz I really enjoy the cast of Isolation, and I don't wanna say goodbye to the story cuz I was lazy and bad at planning. Oh also at the time of writing this Zory's on vacation so I'm hoping I have this chapter done before he gets back, he actually kept up with writing all this time and was very patient with me for not doing anything. Seriously bro shoulda ripped my head off for being a lazy dickhead lmao. Hopefully this chapter wasn't too bad with it being a year since I've written these peeps and all


Reasoning For Elimination: Paige is a power player, so she was always guaranteed to make it far in the season through whatever means. She had a pretty good social game, a fun team dynamic with Van and Kaito, and was good at challenges with no extremely glaring weaknesses, but alas she was also always doomed to not make finale as to not have someone too obvious of a pick. We always saw her as a Leshawna type character, like how in Action and Island Leshawna goes fairly far, but she doesn't make it to the finale (at least not in this season, who knows for the next one). She was very fun to write though, like mentioned before her relationship with her two main teammates made her a joy, and the minor Wyatt relationship was also nice


Current Merge Cast: Flora, King, Kodi, Sasha


Elimination Order:

22nd ~ Alex Parker - The Pessimistic Klutz (GirlPower54)

21st ~ May Summers - The Daydreaming Genius (Kadachi935)

20th ~ The Queen of the universe Persephone D'Armours - The Princess (lordgemini)

19th ~ Kaito Kiyora - The Passionate Astrophile (Epifanio Therion) [Returned at Merge]

18th ~ Klaas Driessen - The Gambler (Alexneushoorn)

17th ~ Wyatt Reins - The Animal Caretaker (Nobody245) [DISQUALIFIED]

16th ~ Will Parker - The Happy Go Lucky Influencer (GirlPower54) [Returned at Merge]

15th ~ Rebecca 'Becky' Hellblood Jones - The Hellborn Singer (MTDN)

14th ~ Elizabeth Mikeston - The Scarecrow (BaseballCapClyde)

13th ~ Wane - The Natural Disaster (DaringDF1827 [Formerly Grape Escape's oc])

12th ~ Timothy Francis Hale - The Tattletale (DaringDF1827)

11th ~ Melissa Arroyo - The Athletic Nerd (Thunderstrike16)

10th ~ Kaito Kiyora - The Passionate Astrophile (Epifanio Therion) [Merge Elimination]

9th ~ Vanessa 'Van' Jordan - The Authentic Influencer (Mr. Ruff)

8th ~ Will Parker - The Happy Go Lucky Influencer (GirlPower54) [Merge Elimination]

7th ~ Beatrice Kilmer - The Mermaid Fanatic (Alexneushoorn)

6th ~ Brandon McCallister - The Perfectionist Mechanic (Thunderstrike16)

5th ~ Paige White - The Stealthy Archer (ObsidianChampion)


[1] Steiner, the math ain't matching

[2] Todd, is that you?


Idol Status:

Immunity Idol: Found and used by Sasha

Vote Steal Idol: Not found

Second Chance Idol: Found and used by King