(One evening at the mystery shack Dipper is eating a salad.)
Dipper:(Takes a bite of the salad)
Mabel:(Who is next to a blender with a doughnut, candy, and other junk food inside)
Dipper: Mabel what are you doing?
Mabel: I'm putting some junk food in the blender. (She starts the blender, grinding all the junk food into goop. She then proceeds to drink it, grimacing in pain again as her stomach rumbles.)
Dipper:Mabel you know what mom said, about not to eat too many food. If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you.
Mabel: Yeah right!
Dipper:Whatever. I'm just trying to help.(Walks out of the kitchen)
Mabel: I showed him.(Puts another doughnut in his mouth. A split second later, Mabel is rolling on the floor, groaning in pain) (Screams in pain, then picks up the doughnut next to her)One more should do it...(She suddenly drops the doughnut as she loses control of her hands)Huh?(Mabel's hands grab her face, pull her to her feet, and drag her around the room. She smashes into a wall, then falls over the fallen chair. her hands then pull really hard, causing her eyes to roll back into her head and glow)What are you doing?!(her hands keep pulling, eventually ejecting Mabel as a pink glob of consciousness with Mabel's eyes.)
Mabel:Aww, let me back in!(her body pushes her away and runs off) Wait! Come back!(Tries to follow her body, but ends up inside a bucket on the floor)Ohhh... Whatever. I'm just gonna chill in this bucket.
(Clock transition to the next day. Dipper enters the kitchen.)
Mabel:(Calling from the bucket)Dipper! Dipper!
Dipper:(Sees Mabel as the pink glob)Aww, SICK! What the heck is that?!
Mabel:Ha ha! Who's the loser now, Dipper?
Dipper:Wait... Mabel is that you?
Mabel: In your face Bro! I was right! My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore.
Dipper: That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore! this is bad at least you not a sock puppet.
Mabel:Yeah, bad like good! Now shovel some cheese boodles into my trash hole!
Dipper:(Sighs, picks up the bucket)You better hopes Ford knows how to fix this.
(Clockwise wipe to Ford' lab)
Ford:What happened to her body?
Dipper: I don't know. It like, ditched her or something from eating too much junk food.
Ford:Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal, if she doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life.
Mabel:It's cool, I don't mind.
Dipper:What?! No! Mabel, I don't want you be a glob.
Mabel:Since when does being right make you a-
Dipper:(Puts a lid on the bucket and sighs)Great Grunkle Ford , what do we have to do? I can't let her stay like this.
Ford:That's a bit tougher. Once the body departs, you only have till sunset to get it back. You know where it is?
Dipper:No.
Ford:Hmm, then we have to find it. Let's go.
Dipper:(Walking out to the elevator with Ford)We'll be right back, Mabel. Just stay here.
(Dipper and Ford in the elevator, leaving Mabel, who is stuck in the bucket, alone.)
Mabel:What? Where you goin'? At least shovel some cheese boodles into my trash hole. Guys?Guys?
(Clockwise wipe to the forest; Mabel's body lays the salad down, looks both ways to make sure no one sees her, and starts eating. Cut to Ford' lab.)
Mabel:(Moving the bucket with all her might, although bodiless; grunting)Ergghh! Phew! I guess it is kinda harder to move around without my body.(Mabel then sees the hockey stick and roller skates, then comes up with an idea to move around easier)
(Clockwise wipe back to the forest; Dipper and Ford sneak behind a bush as they hear Mabel's body chewing salad)
Ford:Shh.(Parts the bushes)
Dipper:(Whispering)What's it doing?
Ford:Eating a salad. Rush her on the count of three.
Dipper:Okay.
Ford:One...two...
(Mabel wheels in with her new way of moving when bodiless. The tape from the hockey stick is strapped to the roller skates and his bucket.)
Mabel:(Loudly)Hey, guys! What's up?
(Mabel's body, hearing this, stops eating the salad and runs away.)
Dipper and Ford:No!
Ford:(Points at Mabel)We told you to stay put!(Walks away)
Dipper:Ugh! Mabel, you scared it away!
Mabel:Oh, don't worry about that! Remember how I said I don't need it? Well, I was right again! Check it!(Wheels around as Dipper watches in horror)It's a trash can and a roller blade.
Dipper:I can't believe you! Please, just stay put!(Walks away)
Mabel: All this being right is making me hungry.
(At Greasy's Diner ,Candy and Grenda are eating next to the window)
Grenda: What is that?(Sees Mabel in the bucket, skating to Greasy's Diner)
Mabel:(Slams the door open)Gimme some snacks!
Candy:(Scared)What are you?
Grenda:Looks like a bucket of diarrhea.
Mabel: Girls It's me, Mabel!
Grenda:(Terrified)Oh, man! That boot with wheels stole Mabel's voice!
Mabel:No, Grenda I didn't steal anything.
Grenda:You're not stealing these voices. C'mon Candy, let's bail!(They climb out the window and run off)
Mabel: Candy, Grenda Come back!
Grenda: No way!
Mabel:It's me, Mabel!(Trips on a rock)Aw, man.
(Clockwise wipe to the forest. Ford picks up the eaten salad.)
Ford:(Sniffs the salad)She's close. I'll take care of the body. You go find Mabel. We don't have much time.
(The sun is shown over the building as Dipper is looking for Mabel at the Mystery Shack and than Greasy's Diner)
Dipper: Mabel! Mabel! Where is she?
(Walks out of the Greasy's Diner. Candy and Grenda walk up to him, armed with weapons; Grenda is wearing her boxing gloves and Candy is carrying a bat)
Dipper: Hey, have you girls seen Mabel?
Grenda: No. Have you seen a magic garbage can? We need to beat the living-
Dipper: Magic garbage can? That was Dipper! Which way did she go?
(Mabel is heard screaming; a few feet away, a trash collector is dumping Mabel into a garbage truck. He throws the skate-can back onto the ground)
Dipper:(Gasps)Mabel!
(The truck pulls away with Mabel still inside. We see Mabel in the filthy, roach-infested truck, recoiling and squealing in horror)
Mabel:Help!
Bodybuilder: No-one can hear you.
Mabel: Who's there?
Bodybuilder: Don't worry: just another bodiless consciousness.(Admires Mabel and rolls around her, talking)Woah! Hey, did you work out way too hard, too?
Mabel: N-no. I ate too much junk food.
Bodybuilder: Yep, that'll do it. Me? I was a bodybuilder.(We see a flashback of a huge, muscular man lifting weights at a gym)I could have gone pro. My friend kept telling me,(a green blob morphs out of the basketball and starts speaking in angry, mocking tones)"If you keep pumpin' iron like that, your body's gonna quit on you!" I told him he was full of it!(Morphs back into the basketball)But I didn't get my bod' back in time and now look at me: stuck with a basketball for a body.
Mabel: Yeah, well, my body's still good.
(The blob pops back out of the basketball for a second)
Bodybuilder: Wait, your body's still good? Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy?
Mabel: I...
Bodybuilder: You must not want it. Mind if I take it?
Mabel: No!
(The basketball bounces away)
Bodybuilder: Don't worry, I'll find it. So long, sucka!
Mabel:(Anguished)No!(Falls over, crying, but looks over to see the trash door open and Dipper appear)Dipper! You were right and I was wrong!(Still crying)I'm sorry for not listen to you .(Pitifully whining in a high voice)Please help me get my body back...!
Dipper: Don't worry, Mabel. I think we can get it back in time. And even if we mess up, you've always got this!(Holds up the skate-can)
Mabel: Thanks Dipper but seriously, I want my old body back.
Dipper:(Into two-way radio) Great Grunkle Ford, I found Mabel.
Ford:(Through radio)I found the body, but you'd better hurry. We got a problem.
(Mabel looks worried. The scene cuts to the forest, where Mabel's body, clad in a bodybuilding outfit, is limbering up in preparation to lift a dumbbell. He tries to lift, but immediately drops the weight. The bodybuilder's essence morphs out of Mabel's body and addresses him angrily)
Bodybuilder: Body, you're worthless!(Slaps the body)I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk!
(Dipper and Ford are shown behind Mabel's body. Dipper is holding up the trash can with Mabel in it)
Mabel: Hey! What are you doin' with my body?!
Bodybuilder: Oh, it's you!(Morphs back into Mabel's body)What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
Mabel: No, not pretty cool. You dress me like a loser!
Bodybuilder:(Flexes grossly)Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets? No wonder your body left you. Oh well. Now it's not you anymore...(Flexes again)It's me.
Mabel: Augh! Gimme back my body!
Bodybuilder: Finders keepers.
Dipper: Ford!
Ford: We tried it the nice way. Now we do it the Ford way.
(Ford' crack his knuckles .The bodybuilder looks nervous for a second, then throws his singlet towards Dipper and runs off)
Bodybuilder: So long, suckers!
(Dipper, Mabel and Ford chase the bodybuilder through the forest. The bodybuilder sprints ahead onto the road, knocking over a cyclist in his haste.)
Ford: He's too fast.
(Soos pulls alongside in a golf cart)
Soos: Are you dude having a game of tag?
(Ford and Mabel jump into the cart, with Mabel in hand. Ford takes the wheel)
Ford: Soos, slide over.
(The chase continues up and down the hill)
Mabel: I'll take it from here!
(Mabel dives from the cart before Dipper can grab her)
Dipper: Mabel! No!
(Mabel her his body are seen tumbling down the side of the switchback road as the cart continues on the pavement)
Ford: It's too steep. We'll have to go around.
(Further down the road, Mabel and her body emerge from the bushes, still fighting)
Mabel: Give me my body back!
Bodybuilder: No! Get off me!
(Mabel manages to crawl back into his body.)
Mabel: Get outta my body!
(The two essences pop out of Rigby's chest and continue to wrestle)
Bodybuilder: No you get outta the body, you worm!
(The bodybuilder's essence throws Mabel's essence at the cart, hitting Ford on the face. Ford swerves the cart and blindly runs into Mabel's body, sending the bodybuilder's essence flying to a nearby playground, where he lands on a slide and becomes one with it. Gorney slides down and is seen walking away from the slide)
Bodybuilder: Aw, man, my mouth was open!
(Back at the cart, Dipper, Mabel, Ford and Soos look Mabel's body on the road. It has a tire track right across its back)
Mabel: Yes, we did it! I got my body back!
Dipper:(Moans in disgust)Are you sure you still want it?
(We zoom in on the body and see it even more mangled, with flies buzzing around it. Mabel picks up the body and its arms hang limp and broken)
Mabel: I'll never treat you like that again.
Ford: Quick! Before the sun sets.
(As Mabel watches the sun set, she dives into her body, which shoots out white light in beautiful rays)
Soos:(Eyes wide in wonder)Glorious.
(The white light stops, and Mabel's eyes roll forward in her head. She blinks in recognition. Dipper leans over her and puts a hand on her belly)
Dipper: Mabel. How do you feel?
Mabel: Hey! Yes! I'm in my own body! And it's... just as underwhelming as I remember. (She stands and grips her back in pain.) Ooh, everything hurts.
(Cuts to the kitchen of the Mystery Shack, where Mabel put some ice on her back.)
Mabel: Well Dipper, I guess you were right I shouldn't eat a lot of junk food. Especially now we have to eat some healthy snacks from now on.
Dipper: You said it Mabel you want some apple .
Mabel: Yes. (Dipper give Mabel an apple and she and Dipper eat apple together.)
