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4/25/25
Chapter 2- Space Invaders Part 2
"W-what… owww… What hit me?!" Rito said as he collapsed in the bush completely, a large bump on his forehead.
The blonde looked around, seeing a strange object nearby, "Huh, not sure, looks like some sort of metal." It was a small object all things considered, about the size of a golfball that was metallic in nature. The fact that it had fallen out of the sky like that was strange, almost as if it had fallen from an alien spaceship or something. But that idea was laughable since alien's didn't exist after all.
Rito groaned again, "Why does Kami hate me!" he shouted to the world.
A strange occurrence indeed.
…and life was only going to get crazier.
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Naruto and Rito made their way home, to the Uzumaki household which stood at the edge of the city. It was a large, traditional Japanese-style building that used to be a sacred temple before Naruto's great Aunt, Mito Uzumaki had passed away. Kushina inherited the residence, as it had been turned into a rather spacious and hospitable home with many empty rooms that gave space for several occupants to live there. Before inheriting the temple Kushina had been neighbors with Ringo Yuuki, and to fill the space since both their mothers were close Kushina had asked her and her family to move in with them. That had been several years ago, with many of the rooms, still not being filled to this day. Part of the reason Kushina had even requested to become an interspecies host was because they had more than enough space to fill. Getting such 'a cute and beautiful red-haired girl' in the deal was just a bonus, in Kushina's words.
As two returned to their home, walking through the front door, a familiar red haired lamia was there to greet the blonde as he stepped in.
"Darling! I'm so glad you returned, I've been so lonely since you left, it felt like an eternity!" Miia said solemnly, although she was extremely excited that he had returned. As once Naruto made it through he doorway she lunged at Naruto with all her speed. Naruto was barely able to keep himself upright as he was met with such force, using his arms to catch the wild lamia so as not to fall over.
"Miia, I just left this morning, I wasn't even gone for that long, not even half a day," he told her.
She didn't see it that way. "That's long enough! I hate it when you go off to your school! I don't ever want you to return there again! Why can't you and I just get married already? Then we can run away together and we never have to be apart?" Mia asked, pushing her large bust onto Naruto's chest as she did so. She could imagine it now, her and Naruto in a small apartment as newlyweds, she would cook for him, and as she was cooking she would turn around as Naruto would kiss her and then…
She was blushing at the prospect.
Miia was brought out from said delusions as Naruto pushed her to the side by her shoulders, as he told her. "As much as I don't like school I'm not going to do that, mom wouldn't like the fact that I ran away, and she would just drag me back home again," he told her plainly.
Miia scoffed at that. "Pftt, I doubt she'd do that, and besides, your mom loves me, darling. She'd be happy at the fact we would be getting married. I already have her blessing!"
Naruto sighed again, but he was interrupted by the fact that his other companion "I'm home!" He shouted as he sulked through the door as well.
Mikan stepped into the hallway, to greet them both. "Welcome home you two. Rito, Daddy said he'll be home late again today. And Naruto your dad said he's away on another business trip," she told them both.
"Whatever… "As Rito walked past her, dragging his feet as fictional tears started to pour from his eyes. The brown-haired male walked to his room, and he began to call Saruyama to tell him how everything went.
Mikan grew a confused look on her face, "Huh? What's up with him?" asking her blonde-haired older-brother figure.
"He tried to ask out his crush again and… Er— something impossible happened," he said, not mentioning the fact there was a distinct possibility he had been struck by a piece of a UFO.
Mikan's mouth formed that of an O shape. "Ah, that makes sense." She knew he brother and knew how many times unfortunate events had befallen him. "Well anyways, Naruto, the bath is ready if you want to be the first one to take one," she told him.
"You know, I think I'm willing to take you up on that," he answered her, as he moved to head toward the bath.
"Oh Darling~ I can join you if you want!" Miia said happily following after him.
Naruto put a stop to her immediately, raising his hand as she made her way. "No, I think I'm good," he told her plainly, being fully capable of taking a bath himself.
"But I can help you wash your back and everything!" Miia offered.
"No," Naruto told her once again.
"But I—"
"No!" he told her flatly.
As Miia pouted, "But newlyweds should always share a bath!"
"That's the thing though, we're not newlyweds," Naruto countered, as the snake girl frowned as he left.
Comical tears started to form in Miia's eyes, as she was on the verge of crying. Mikan, seeing this, only sighed, as she walked up to the snake girl, giving her a firm pat on the back.
"There, there."
XXX
(With Naruto)
Naruto soaked himself in the water, letting the hot liquid run through his whole body, comforting all of his aching muscles as the hot temperature warmed him up. The steam also did well to help open up his nostrils, letting him breathe in and out easier and overall helping him relax quite a bit.
Leaning his head back, his arms rested on the edge of the bath as he lay down, lost in thought.
He was reminded of Rito's confession, or lack there of in that department. It was pathetic, but in some ways he admired the boy for constantly being able to muster up the courage to admit his feelings— even if it didn't end up turning out well in the end. It seemed like the boy knew exactly who he was and what he wanted.
But Naruto? Well, he was unsure. He was good at athletics, and fighting, but not so much in anything school-related. And had no idea what he wanted to do with his life.
Rito wasn't the only one sure of his emotions and what he wanted.
You know, if he were to ask his resident Lamia what she wanted to do with her life she would probably say something like: 'I want to become your bride and have lots of children.' As she brought her hands to her face in a blush, he could see it now.
But things weren't that simple.
Although don't get him wrong; he liked Miia; really liked her, even if she was a bit forward at times. He just wasn't sure that was really what he wanted at the moment.
Rito's father was a manga artist, working day and night to complete his drawings and update his pieces so as to create the best volumes possible. His father, Minato Namikaze worked with him, being his promoter as he worked with various artists as he spread their works all around the country. He also worked with manga on the side, being a skilled ink artist. As he kept himself very busy with all his work more often than not these days.
Whereas his mother was a fashion designer, the same as Rito's mother, as such they worked overseas a lot. Particularly in America; where the trends were always ahead of their time there.
Overall he didn't see them very much, and he wasn't sure he wanted that life for himself.
He wasn't interested in making manga, and he didn't have any interest in fashion whatsoever. And sure, he wanted to get married someday. But he wasn't sure he actually loved anybody like that currently, not like Rito. Sure he had asked his friend Sakura out one day, but even he didn't know if he had truly been in love with her at the time.
Life was just so complicated.
He also remembered the loose piece of metal that had struck Rito that day, and how he found it so peculiar. He wondered where the object came from, as it seemed to come from the sky itself.
That was a thought, space; and if anything was out there. The galaxy was so big, so giant, yet his problems seemed so small in comparison.
He wondered if there were aliens out there, and if they also had their own problems. Surely they would, and surely they were out there.
Interspecies monsters were a thing on this planet, there was no telling what was out there, and what craziness might occur…
Naruto was so engrossed in his thoughts, that he only barely noticed the slight amount of bubbles begin to form in front of him.
"Huh?" Flicking one eye open.
Poof.
He was left in wonder as a large explosion began to go off in front of him "Woah!"
As Naruto was left completely drenched in water it boiled over, "What the hell just happened!" Was all he could say as he looked in front of him.
"Mmm! Escape successful!" A voice cheered, Naruto witnessing a completely new individual suddenly appearing in the bathtub with him.
As his eyes widened, Naruto saw a beautiful girl right in front of him. She had long hair the color of pink as it went down to her thighs, curling down, as an ahoge was seen at the top of her head. Her eyes were an emerald green; like precious gems that would be worth more than the most priceless riches could afford. Honestly, if it weren't for the fact she had pretty long bangs he would have assumed this was Sakura at first, being reminded of the girl.
Only there was one clear difference that remained obvious to him, as this girl right in front of him was naked, as the day she was born.
Having fair skin, he could see her rather curvaceous figure, with shapely legs, a slim waist, and a perfect navel. Although at the moment what he was paying attention to were her breasts; as they were completely visible to him. Boobs that seemed both perky and large—not like Sakura's all! As he had a perfect view of her nipples, the same shade of her hair that seemed desirable to any man.
Instantly Naruto's eyes widened, as no small blush appeared on his cheeks at the sight. In his panic, he stood up, exposing his own nakedness as he did so.
"Hmm," the stranger hummed, looking at him fully.
"Uhhhh… Hi?" Was all Naruto could say, still shocked by this development.
"Hello!" She said happily, as she perked her head to the side.
Naruto nodded at her; before he spoke calmly. "Yeah, I'm going to scream now… Ahhhhhhh!" He screamed, not being able to comprehend what happened just now.
"What is it darling? Is there an intruder?!" Suddenly Miia came charging in through the bathroom door.
Naruto reacted purely on instinct, as he pushed the girl down into the water. Holding her nose and mouth closed so she didn't accidentally take any liquid within her lungs as he did so. Trying to save himself the trouble of explaining the situation of how a completely naked girl ended up in his bathtub with him.
"What's wrong, Naruto?" Similarly, Mikan rushed into the bathroom as well, wondering what the scream was about.
"Huh? What! Nothing wrong, I just— I slipped! That's right; I almost slipped and hurt myself kind of bad!" Naruto said, still holding the girl down under the water, as he tried to come up with something:
"Right…" Mikan blinked, not sure if she should but such an excuse.
Miia nodded as if it were the simplest explanation ever. "You know darling, if you want I could help you make sure you have someone to lean on so you don't fall again! I could even join you—!" She tried to say, but Naruto shot her down immediately.
"No!" He shouted, too loud for how calmly he tried to present himself. "I mean, I should be fine, you should go now; preferably to your rooms and away from here!" He encouraged.
"Well okay then…" Mikan shrugged, seeing that there was no real danger. Although she wasn't sure if she believed Naruto or not.
"I don't know darling, I could really help!" Miia tried to offer.
"No!…" Naruto shouted before he calmed himself. "I mean, I appreciate the concern, I do. But what I think would help right now is a nice quiet bath in peace. Can you do that for me?" He pleaded, he just wanted them to leave already.
Miia hummed, "Well… okay," if it would help her love, she would do anything.
As Mikan and the snake lamia left, closing the door behind them, Naruto finally unleashed his hold on the mysterious pink-haired girl.
The girl gasped for air, "hey, what did you do that for?" She inquired, not exactly liking the sensation.
Naruto looked her in the eyes seriously, "hey, I don't know who you are, but can we please have this conversation when we have more clothes on?" He pleaded.
"Okay!" The girl beamed.
XXX
It was then that Naruto led the mysterious girl through the halls of his home, him leading the way and scouting ahead to make sure nobody spotted them. As he was dressed in the clothes Mikan had laid out for him, a standard T-shirt and shorts to sleep in. The girl had only a towel around her, the only thing keeping her from exposing herself to Naruto again.
Eventually, they reached Naruto's room, and Lala sat on Naruto's bed. Kurama, the orange fox rested on her lap, another mystery about the girl considering there were very few people the fox would give such a luxury. Although it seemed the fox was shivering in fear while he was being petted, again, not an effect many people could inflict— the only one he knew being capable was his mother. As if Kurama was afraid of her.
It seemed the girl noticed his expression, as she asked him about it. "Huh? Is something wrong?"
"Its nothing, its just that Kurama doesn't like most people, much less let them hold him," the blonde said simply.
The pink-haired girl seemed confused by that, "What? But he seems so cute! I just had to hold him!" Kurama shook even more at her touch, fearing the girl who was holding him as if she were the devil himself—or his mother.
He decided to free himself from such musings, getting down to the heart of the matter. "First off, who are you, and what were you doing in my bathtub? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" Naruto asked, eyeing the girl.
"I'm not a pervert, I'm Lala!" The girl chirped, introducing herself. "I came from the planet Deviluke!"
"Huh, Planet Deviluke? What are you? Some kind of alien?" he questioned suspiciously.
The now-named 'lala' smiled, "Well, for you earthlings, I guess I am," she said, since from her perspective, Naruto was some kind of alien. But still, she could see Naruto didn't believe her, as the pink-haired girl stood up to show him. "Then here, look at this."
"W-what?" Naruto stepped back, a blush forming across his face at the fact that the girl wearing only a towel leaned towards him, showing him a generous amount of her cleavage as she did so. He looked away, although he still kept his gave on her slightly from the temptation.
As the girl turned around, giving Naruto a rather nice view of her perfectly toned ass. Twin cheeks were shown to him followed by heavenly thighs precisely in his view. But the thing that caught his attention the most was the pure black tail coming out from her behind, a peculiar heart shaped spade on its end.
"See? Earthlings don't have tails, do they?" she said, as if she wasn't giving him a full flash of her bare nakedness.
"I see…" Naruto said calmly, but inside he was screaming, not understanding how this girl could be so forward with herself, wasn't she exposing her all to him? Although he had seen such a sight just moments before—not to mention the times he would wake up with Miia in his bed, or the few times he had bathed with Mikan as a kid— Naruto couldn't help but flush even more. All of the gentlemanly chivalry that had been taught to him by his mother beating him was brought out, as he turned, trying his all to not look at the near-naked woman in front of him.
Lala seemed to notice this as she giggled, "Why are you turning bright red, that's so cute!" she squealed.
"Okay then, if you really are an alien… how did you teleport right in my bathtub?" Naruto tried to rationalize, he had seen weirder. After all, interspieces were real, half-human half-animal hybrids, why wouldn't aliens exist as well?
Did she have some sort of super teleportation ability? The idea seemed ludicrous, after all, it was only in manga where a single man could take on an army of a thousand ninjas with nothing but teleportation, or something wild like that.
"Ah, well that's because I used this!" Lala said, happily showing him the object on her wrist, a cute little bracelet that resembled that of a bunny. "This is my invention: Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun! A teleportation device, although I can't specify the destination. But this makes it possible for a living unit to warp a short distance! I used this in the spaceship's bathroom I was in, and happened to warp into the bathtub in this house."
"Warp huh?" he said, before he realized something else. "But wait? You were in a spaceship, why did you want to escape from there?" he asked, why would she need to teleport herself so randomly unless she needed to escape.
Lala paused, gaining a serious expression for a moment, "Well, I'm being chased," she revealed. "I thought I would be safe if I came to the Earth, but my pursuers have followed me here… I was about to be taken away on their ship. If I hadn't used this bracelet, I probably would have been taken."
'Pursuers?' Naruto repeated in his mind, he had to wonder who would want to capture this girl and hold her hostage. Before he looked at the girl, realizing how beautiful she was. Right, who wouldn't want to kidnap such a beautiful girl for themselves.
But still, the thought bothered him, as he couldn't help but want to beat the person who would try to inflict harm on any female.
Naruto was brought out of those thoughts as a new voice entered around him, and a strange bat-like object flew into the room. A spherical object with a small body and hands, like that of a robot.
"Are you alright, Lala-sama?!" it spoke.
As the aforementioned girl grew excited at the individual finding her."Peke!" as the robot flew up to the girl giving her a warm hug, happy that his master was able to escape safely with her teleportation device.
Before the robot noticed his presence, pointing towards him. "Lala-sama, who is this dangerous-looking earthling?" he sounded, referring to Naruto's blonde hair and rugged-looking appearance, Naruto wasn't sure if he should have felt offended by its words.
"Oh. He is the one who lives here. Ummm…. I'm sorry, I haven't asked for your name yet," Lala said, Naruto not having introduced himself earlier.
"Oh yeah," Naruto realized. "I'm Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki," he introduced himself, having not named himself before due to all the craziness that had occurred that evening.
"Alright, and this here is Peke. He's an All-purpose costume robot that I made," she explained, as the robot within her arms greeted him.
Naruto wondered what she meant by 'costume robot.' Although he was surprised—albiet pleasantly—as the girl removed her towel, completely showing her backside to him again. As Peke began to glow a bring light, blinding him almost completely.
Within a flash, Lala was transformed, revealing a strange alien outfit consisting of mostly white, gold, red, and purples that were form-fitting, leaving none to the imagination. She also had a strange hat with serval swirls that resembled eyes, and bat-like wings, this likely being the body of Peke. Overall it wasn't quite an erotic outfit, but it left much to be desired in the modesty department. The outfit was skin tight, and left nothing to the imagination. But it was a much better change to the little she had been wearing just moments before, as he was sure he could hold a conversation with her now.
"Tada! It's perfect! I'm so glad you came Peke, without you I would have no clothes to wear!" Lala sounded, happy to be reunited with her precious robot once again. As she turned to face the blonde in the room, one who had lost all semblance of cohesion with what was and wasn't possible with the world. "How does it look, doesn't it look nice Naruto?"
"It looks… strange," what else could he say about the fact she had transformed into an alien outfit from nothing? What more could he say? Although he had to admit, the outfit looked quite good on her, and she was quite beautiful.
"By the way Lala, what do you plan to do now?" Peke sounded, wondering what was their next course of action.
As Lala crosses her arms, "Well about that I have a few ideas…" she answered him.
When suddenly, before the two occupants could stop them, two more figures entered the room. Each was menacing in appearance as they were dressed in a pair of black tuxedos and they wore sunglasses. The men resembling that of the characters from a certain Keanu Reeves movie. As they dove in through the open window, Naruto couldn't help but notice the familiar devil-like tails they had, resembling Lala's own.
"Goodness, what a troublesome lady," the taller, brown-haired figure sounded. "I should have restricted your movements even if it meant tying your hands and feet until we left Earth."
Lala looked surprised to see them before she calmed herself.
"Peke…" she said in a monotone.
"Yes?" The small robot answered her.
"Didn't I tell you to be careful about people following you?"
"Yes."
Lala raised her arms above her head as if throwing a childish tantrum. "Geez you stupid robot! Now everything is down the drain!" She complained as the robot apologized.
As Naruto eyes the two men, realizing they look strong. He wasn't quite sure he could take the two of them.
"Well… are you prepared now?" The smaller, but still quite large, black-haired one inquired.
Peke wondered why lala couldn't use her teleportation bracelet again, but it seemed that would take a whole day to recharge again unfortunately.
"Come on, let's go!" The brown-haired one sounded, as he grabbed Lala by the arm, refusing to let go.
"H-Hey, let go of me!" Lala yellled. "I said let go!" She shouted as the man's vice-like grip dug into her. Even as much as she struggled it seemed to lead to no avail— even when she ended up biting him he wouldn't release her.
Unfortunately, Naruto did not have the time to wonder at the fact his room had turned out to be the setting for such a moment of action. And he did not have the time to worry at the fact that his rug was getting trampled.
No, Naruto was a man of action, as such he could only yell, "Hey, ya bastards! What the hell do you two think you're doing?!"
As he then grabbed his backpack from nearby, using it to slam straight into the face of the black-haired man who was standing over her. At the same moment, he used his momentum to launch a powerful kick right toward the brown-haired one's face, knocking them both back in the process.
A interesting testament to his strength considering devilukian's above average physiology, which were usually much stronger than humans. As such they were caught of guard as they forgot about his presence.
Naruto uses this opportunity, as in his action they had lost their hold of Lala. Not wasting any time, he grabbed hold of Lala in a bridal carry, jumping out the window as his bag was strapped to his back,
"Come on, let's get out of here while they are distracted!" Naruto sounded, as he landed on a nearby rooftop, Lala still in his arms as if she was a princess— which she was a princess.
"Naruto? But why?" She had to question, utterly surprised that the blonde had helped her.
But he stayed silent as he carried her as he ran across the various rooftops of the nearby houses. Naruto's mind was in overdrive: who was Lala? Who were those people? Were the aliens as well? They must be considering their similar tails. Why were they after the girl in his arms? And various other questions he had in his mind. But he knew one thing and one thing only…
That was that Lala was about to be kidnapped, right before his very eyes.
Naruto wasn't the type that could just sit there and lay quiet as someone was in danger in front of him. No, he needed to act. Call it a bit of a hero complex but he didn't care, he just needed to do something in that moment.
As he was holding Lala in the darkness a figure spotted them down below, it was Haruna. The girl having been walking her dog that evening. At first, seeing the two people traversing the rooftops so late at night she had suspected a theif to be in their play. However in the light of the moon she recognized them, realizing it was Naruto, as he seemed to be holding a strange pink-haired figure in his arms.
"N-Naruto-kun," she couldn't help but say as she watched Naruto go by, not knowing what was happening with her blonde friend at such a late hour.
XXX
"Alright, this seems like a good spot to slow down for a second," Naruto led the two of them to a nearby park, Naruto figured that he had lost their potential pursuers. As such he felt he had a moment of peace.
"Is everything okay?" he asked her, leading them both towards the swing set as he set her down.
Lala was looking at him was a surprised expression, still wondered at the fact at what Naruto had done. But she did have the mind to answer him, "Uhuh…" she nodded, they were both fine for the moment, as she neared the swing set, and sat down on one of the swings for comfort.
"That's good!" Naruto sighed, happy she had made it out okay. "But I don't get it, why were they trying to kidnap you?" He inquired, she had to know, maybe then it would give them some idea on how to stop them.
"Well, I—" Lala tried to say before she was interrupted.
As the two men entered the park as well, "Princess Lala," one of them called out to her, completely revealing her royal heritage to him. "Please stop trying to run away from your home!" The other called out.
"Huh?" Naruto said, realizing he may have misread the situatio, "Wait, I don't understand, I thought these guys were chasing you. Are you really just trying to run away from your home?" he asked the pink haired girl.
Lala nodded solemnly, "I did run away from home. But…" she paused, before turning towards the suited men. "It's because I'm tired of going to all of these stupid marriage interviews! I don't care if I'm a Daddy's successor or whatever, I've had enough!"
"Even so… It is your father's will that you listen to his demands," the men spoke.
"Lala… I see… so that's how it is…" Naruto realized that he may have misread the situation. This wasn't some sort of intergalactic kidnapping, it wasn't a kidnapping at all. It seemed as though Lala was royalty, and that the reason she was being chased was because she was running away from her home instead of performing whatever duties that were required of her.
"Don't you see now that this has nothing to do with you!" one of the men said, noticing his hesitation. "This matter is only a dispute because our princess refuses to listen to her father!" they told him.
That was right, this did have nothing to do with him. After all, Lala was a girl he had met only an hour again—if that. She was just a girl who had been randomly teleported into his home, she could have gone anywhere and he wouldn't have known. It was a work of pure chance that they met, and even now he didn't know the full scope of the situation.
"You're right, this is none of my business…" Naruto said, his head held low.
"Naruto…" Lala sounded, unsure if her unlikely companion was going to abandon her or not.
But still…
The blonde stepped forward, blocking the way in between the two of them. "I can't just let a person be taken away right in front of me against their will, that's just not how I roll!" Naruto stated, his head full of determination.
"Go! Lala, I might not be able to take them both down but I can certainly buy enough time for you to escape and go someplace else!" Naruto shouted to her, much to Lala's surprise, as her eyes widened.
Bump. Bump.
It was in that moment that the devilukian princess's heart skipped in its rhythm, if only a little.
"Why you little!" The larger of the men shouted as he rushed for Naruto, swinging his heavy arm towards him.
"Bring it on!" Naruto shouted back, his arms raised as well, ready for the fight that would ensue.
"Wait!"
A shout came into the playground, ceasing their actions, as they were right about to come to blows. As the three of them turned to see Lala holding a phone in hand, "I've got just the thing to get these two away from us!" she shouted, as she hit her transmitter. Instantly a large spherical object appeared easily the size of any car or greater, one that resembled a octopus with a large hole for its mouth and a swirl on its forehead.
"Go Vacumm-Kun!" Lala shouted, the strange object appearing in front of them.
"Crap!" It's one of Lala-sama's inventions!" The men in black sounded.
"Go! Suck them Up!" Lala ordered as the vacuum-like machine opened its large mouth, producing a large suction force as it tore into the air and devoured everything. Suddenly Lala's pursuers were taken off the ground, being sucked and captured into the machine amidst their screams.
"Woah!" Naruto said, not expecting Lala to pull out such an invention to come to their rescue., as he backed off towards his pink haired companion, not wanting to being swept up in the machine's powerful vacuum.
"Hmmm…" Lala hummed, as Peke asked her what was the matter. "How do I stop it?" she sounded.
As Naruto nearly face faulted, "Wait! You mean to tell me you built this monstrous machine and you don't know how to stop it?!" the blonde asked, as the Vacuum continued to suck up all things in its way. Tearing all apart as it started to eat into the local foliage around the playground.
Lala scratched her head, "Yup! Seems like it!" She hadn't thought this plan through too much, even if she was a genius.
"Ah, I see…" Naruto said, as soon they would be sucked into the same machine as well, ending up in the same situation as their persuers. There was some irony to the situation, so much so that Naruto could laugh.
And it wasn't just any laugh, it wasn't just a chuckle, it was an act of joy from the soul. A belly-aching laugh sprouted from the bottom of your throat as you felt it through your entire being.
"Hahahaha!"
Naruto laughed like that, so much so that Lala had to laugh as well.
"Hahaha!" she giggled, even as her machine was ripping into the entire play ground they laughed, not bothering to care in the slightest.
Amidst the howling of the wind, Naruto reached Lala, pulling her into another princess carry. "Come on, let's get out of here!" Naruto told her, even amongst his laughter, as he backed off even further amongst the carnage.
"But I don't understand," Lala sounded, as he carried her in his arms.
"You don't understand what?" Naruto retorted, putting them both a safe distance away.
"Why did you decide to help me back there?" The pink-haired girl asked. She just had to know.
As Naruto smiled brighter than the sun, "Well that's an easy one, I don't think anybody should be forced to end up with someone they don't love, that just doesn't seem right to me!" he answered, Lala realized that she liked the look of Naruto's smile.
Naruto saw the girl in his arms smile as well, as he had similar thoughts in his mind. Before he took a look at the rampaging machine, "I don't get it, is there any way to stop this thing?" he asked.
"Well Go-Go Vacuum-kun should shut off eventually as it runs out of power," she told him.
"That's good!"
"... In about an hour."
"Not so good," Naruto said plainly.
Obviously they couldn't let this thing run loose for an entire hour, there was no amount of telling how much property destruction this thing could produce in that time. If only they could somehow plug the machine, or get it to suck up something that wouldn't sit right with it. As an idea struck Naruto, "You know, I might have an idea…" he led on.
As Lala looked at him, "Really, what is it?" she asked.
"This!" Naruto said as he set her down. Pulling something out of his backpack, both Lala and Peke realized what it was.
"Naruto, why do you have a bomb in your backpack?" the robot asked him.
"It's not a bomb, it's just a really big firework for a celebration for one of my friends," he answered back. But it seemed that their little celebration would have to wait, as now they had more pressing matters.
The object within Naruto's hands was a large spherical black object that was about the size of a pumpkin, resembling a rocket. On the side was a piece of writing that read 'Komodo 3000' on it, denoting what kind of monster it was. He also pulled out a lighter as well,
"Ready?" Naruto asked her, amidst a few laughs, as Lala nodded.
There was something Naruto decided during this whole ordeal, as he realized just how much his life had changed that night, and in the days to come. Things were starting to go beyond normal, as the easy days where one could sit back and relax were no longer upon him. He wouldn't have a life where he could find a stable job with a fixed income or have any peaceful days in school. That was no longer a life he could have, he realized.
But even so, if you're life was only going to become crazier and crazier…
You might as well just embrace the craziness to follow.
Things were just starting to get interesting.
Naruto lit the fuse, and he threw the large object straight towards the wild machine's way."Let's see your vacuum eat this!" the blonde shouted, the Komodo 3000 was sucked into the vacuum's airway, as the current did the rest, the timer slowly ticking down as the machine devoured the rocket unceremoniously.
"Get down!" Naruto prepared himself, as he grabbed Lala and pulled him into his body. Both of them turned, shielding their eyes as Naruto held her close to him to protect her.
Boooooom!
What came next was said to be the largest explosion Sainan had ever seen. As the machine exploded, a bright light formed, the entire park was bathed in a white light, resembling day time. Naruto and Lala struggled to hold under the pressure, he gripped the girl even tighter into his embrace.
But as soon as the explosion died down nothing was left in its wake, the rampaging machine utterly destroyed.
"Are you alright?" Naruto asked, as Lala nodded, them both observing the damage to their surrounding. "Man, that was worth every penny!" the blonde said excitedly, as the pink-haired girl smiled at how much fun she was having.
"Ummm, Naruto, the machine managed to contain part of the explosion or else the damge would have been much greater. Why did you have such a dangerous object in your possesion?" Peke sounded.
Naruto laughed, "Yeah, that's probably why the rocket was banned in the US. Man, Yui probably would have killed me if I let that thing off near the school," he remarked.
Naruto realized that he still held Lala within his arms, not that he minded. It didn't seem like his companion minded either, as they stood there and sat in silence, both riding through the emotional high of having blown up the monstrous machine.
Only Naruto realized something…
"You don't have anywhere to go, do you?" he asked her. If she really was an alien, and she was running away from home then she wouldn't then she wouldn't have any other place to go.
"No, I don't," Lala shook her head.
"You can stay with me tonight, we have plenty of room in my home, I'm sure we could make some space for you," Naruto offered.
But Lala only shook her head, "I'm sorry, but I won't be able to take you up on your offer." she told him, much to his disappointment.
"Alright," Naruto stated, not wanting to force her to do something she didn't want to do, that would just make him just like the men who were pursuing them. "Then I guess this is goodbye for now."
"I guess it is…" she said solemnly. Before a smile overtook the girl, "But I want to say: thank you, Naruto. I'm happy you saved me," as a small blush overtook her cheeks a little, Naruto thought she looked beautiful.
But it was then that she took off, flying into the distance with the help of Peke, where she first came from.
Outer space.
XXX
The next day.
Naruto woke up feeling as if everything had been a dream, feeling that everything was not real to him and all that had happened.
Sure, he had woken in the constriction of a Lamia girl, Miia waking him up just as unpleasantly pleasant as the morning before. But he couldn't help but think of the extraordinary girl he had met in his bathtub. The fact that she was running away from her home, the fact that she was able to amaze him with her inventions— even if they didn't always work the way the intended.
Honestly, he thought that she was really awesome.
But she was gone now, and he supposed it would be best to carry on without her. So, after they had eaten breakfast, Naruto and Rito had gone on their way to go to school, traversing the streets. Naruto looked to the younger boy at his side, seeing his still depressed expression, as he had to wonder what Rito was on about.
"Hey, Rito, what's up with you?" Naruto asked him, as the boy only sighed, mumbling something about how he was still disappointed himself for yesterday.
That's right, with all that had happened, Naruto had forgotten that nobody had been there for any of it. To them, it was just any other day, as if something extraordinary hadn't happened and they hadn't just been visited by aliens. He supposed that everyone had just moved on.
"Are you still sulking about Haruna?" Naruto asked.
Rito sighed, "Of course I am, I keep blowing it with her," he told him.
"Look, dude, I think you're thinking about this too seriously, after all, its not too difficult to find the time to confess to her. After all, I think you got it all wrong, there is no real perfect time you can admit your feelings, so why not just do it when you see her next? It'll be easy!" he told his friend.
But the brown-haired boy scoffed, "It's not as easy as you say."
"Sure it is," Naruto confirmed, he had done his own confession with Sakura, and even though she didn't return his feelings he would feel that it was an invaluable experience, one that he could use to help Rito manage his own.
The blonde leaned his head back and closed his eyes. "All you got to say is this… 'Hey, since the moment I met you I couldn't get you out of my head, I like you, please go out with me.' See, eas–"
"Naruto!" A voice answered him, as Naruto opened his eyes, seeing a familiar pink-haired girl right in front of him, as he gained a look of shock. "You were thinking the same thing~ That's perfect! Alright then, let's get married!" Lala said in excitement, as she wrapped his neck in a warm hug, pushing her bust into him.
Suddenly, Haruna walked onto the scene, scene the blonde with the same girl she had seen him with the night prior."Um… who's the girl hugging Naruto?" the blue-haired girl asked.
As Rito grew equally shocked, "You know, I have no idea… And did she just say they were getting married?!"
The blonde's mind was frozen, as such his response was a single word.
"Huh?" Naruto could only ask.
He supposed he was right in saying his life would only get crazier.
… and this was only the beginning.
End Chapter.
AN: Alright, this was supposed to be a part of the last chapter, but I split them up because I felt that this would have been too long otherwise.
But, thanks for the people who left favorites and follows, this story did alot better than I expected, and it makes me happy.
This chapter of course, focuses more on Lala and her arrival, with a bit of Miia, as well as giving some insight as to Naruto's family and his whole situation. There was some development for Naruto as well.
Next chapter should have our favorite silver-haired devilukian idiot, as well as some other hijinx that will ensue.
This story will also be a Multi-pairing, with characters not only from TLR but Musume like we see, Feel free to suggest who you want added and why and I might listen.
Next week I might update a new story, so look forward to that.
Idk, I was gonna post this Tommorow, but tonight was kind of terrible for me. So if you all could do what you doit would be much appreciated.
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