Blitzo

Winning the clash: Blitzo pushes his opponent back, before firing his gun. His opponent takes a fighting stance as their partner takes a stance next to them. The camera goes over their shoulder as Blitzo re-loading his gun, saying "Who wants to play with daddy?" as his partner takes a stance next to him.

Losing the clash: Blitzo gets pushed back and falls into a portal. Another portal to Hell opens up and Blitzo trips out of it, falling on his face. He lets out of a "Fuck…" before glaring at his opponent as his partner takes their stance. The camera goes over his shoulder as his opponent and their partner gets into their stance.


Blitzo vs. Blitzo (The Tea House)

Blitzo 1: How the fuck do *you* still have Stolas' book?

Blitzo 2: Trust me, you don't wanna know.

2nd (Ying Fortress)

Blitzo 1: You could transform into me now, Stolas?

Blitzo 2: Of course I can, Blitzy.

3rd (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Blitzo 1: Wait! You still work at Loo-Loo Land?

Blitzo 2: Me, mom, Barbie, we're running the damn thing.

4th (Night Market)

Blitzo 1: Ah, shit. Am I back in that hotel?

Blitzo 2: Are you kidding? Fuck hotels!


Blitzo vs. Ashrah (Sun Do)

Blitzo: What kind of demon believes in redemption?

Ashrah: One who fully embraced the light.

2nd (Tarkatan Colony)

Blitzo: You're not one of those feathered fuckers, are you?

Ashrah: I seek to save lives, not end them.

3rd (The Pyramid)

Ashrah: Your soul could be more twisted that Quan Chi's.

Blitzo: And that's a bad thing, why?

4th (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Ashrah: Slaying you would purify my soul completely.

Blitzo: Bitch please, like you could get close enough.


Blitzo vs. Baraka (The Great Hall)

Blitzo: Christ on a stick! What the fuck is your story?

Baraka: Has no one told you about Tarkatans?

2nd (Night Market)

Blitzo: Man, your face has seen better days.

Baraka: Do not mock my infliction!

3rd (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Baraka: Why are you in Outworld?

Blitzo: For a bit of sightseeing, who knows?

4th (The Flesh Pits)

Baraka: Do you mock me, demon?!

Blitzo: Hell no! The homeless are half of the joy in my life.


Blitzo vs. Conan the Barbarian (Night Market)

Blitzo: Nice sword. You compensating for something?

Conan: What do you mean?

2nd (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: Never seem a human like you before.

Conan: That's because you have never met a Cimmerian.

3rd (The Gateway)

Conan: In Crom's name, I will vanquish you.

Blitzo: How about I *Crom* my gun up your ass.

4th (Hanging Gardens)

Conan: Back to the hell fires with you.

Blitzo: If I'm going home, I'm taking your ass with me.


Blitzo vs. Cyrax (The Great Hall)

Blitzo: You sure you don't want to give up that armor for a few bucks?

Cyrax: This armor stays with me!

2nd (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: You enjoy switching sides, don't you?

Cyrax: You could never understand my principles.

3rd (The Gateway)

Cyrax: Your bullets cannot pierce this armor.

Blitzo: That's why I'm aiming for the head.

4th (Hanging Gardens)

Cyrax: Targeting me is a mistake.

Blitzo: Bitch, I already spent the money. So, you gotta go.


Blitzo vs. Ermac (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Blitzo: Do you have the fucker that I'm supposed to kill?

Ermac: If We did, We will not tell you.

2nd (The Pyramid)

Blitzo: Oh no, you'd better not have *her* in there.

Ermac: Your regrets will be your downfall.

3rd (Living Forest)

Ermac: The Collection has no use for your soul.

Blitzo: Did I say I wanted to fucking join?

4th (Havik's Citadel)

Ermac: Your tactics are known to Us.

Blitzo: Who told you? Those humans in black costumes?


Blitzo vs. General Shao (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Blitzo: Shit, they grow them big in Wrath.

General Shao: I am from Outworld, not the Netherrealm, fool!

2nd (Khaoseum)

Blitzo: The line of people that wanted you dead-

General Shao: Their wish will remain unfulfilled.

3rd (The Maze)

General Shao: Your presence looks of incompetence.

Blitzo: At least, I got a lovable personality.

4th (Night Market)

General Shao: To think you could best me in kombat-

Blitzo: Best you? Bitch, I'm here to fucking kill you!


Blitzo vs. Geras (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Blitzo: For fuck's sake, didn't I just kill you!?

Geras: It was a futile effort.

2nd (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: There's no way that you know the truth-

Geras: About the circus incident? I know it all.

3rd (Corrupted Forest)

Geras: Your trial was not enough to humble you?

Blitzo: Don't you dare bring that shit up again!

4th (Khaoseum)

Geras: You have no business with the Hourglass.

Blitzo: But I have so many things I want to do with it.


Blitzo vs. Ghostface (Sun Do)

Blitzo: Oh, I can't wait to shoot your fucking brains out.

Ghostface: Just try it. You know there'll always be a sequel.

2nd (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Blitzo: You think a cloak and mask is scary?

Ghostface: Your bird boyfriend was scared easily.

3rd (Hanging Gardens)

Ghostface: Now, what is an imp's favorite scary movie?

Blitzo: What do you think, Ghostfucker?

4th (The Fire Temple)

Ghostface: Poor, Loona. I'm afraid she's down.

Blitzo: Lay one finger on her and your balls won't be the only thing I cut off!


Blitzo vs. Havik (Tarkatan Colony)

Blitzo: Shit! What the fuck happened to your face!?

Havik: The same thing that'll happen to yours.

2nd (Havik's Citadel)

Blitzo: You really enjoy chaos, don't you?

Havik: You have no idea.

3rd (Wu Shi Academy)

Havik: Why don't we do a joined operation?

Blitzo: As long as you don't ask for money, I'm in.

4th (Khaoseum)

Havik: You sure know how to cause anarchy.

Blitzo: Collaterals are outside of my responsibility.


Blitzo vs. Homelander (Corrupted Forest)

Blitzo: Blonde hair, tight suit, total asshole-

Homelander: And the last thing you're gonna see.

2nd (Cage Mansion)

Blitzo: What the fuck are you supposed to be?

Homelander: I'm the man who's about to hang you with your own tail.

3rd (The Tea House)

Homelander: Are you nuts? You can't kill me.

Blitzo: Guess we'll about to find out, won't we, motherfucker.

4th (Khaoseum)

Homelander: Don't be stupid. Bullets can't hurt me.

Blitzo: Bullets from Earth can't, but bullets from Hell can.


Blitzo vs. Johnny Cage (The Gateway)

Blitzo: I had an acting career too. Didn't work out.

Johnny Cage: A megastar's life isn't for everyone.

2nd (Night Market)

Blitzo: You want to do a series about me, Loona, and the others?

Johnny Cage: What do you think? One helluva idea, right?

3rd (Tarkatan Colony)

Johnny Cage: Wait a tick! You dated a Pop-Star?

Blitzo: Yes! Why is that such a shock!?

4th (Havik's Citadel)

Johnny Cage: Dude, whoever did your makeup really messed you up.

Blitzo: Thanks, that's my face.


Blitzo vs. Kenshi (Khaoseum)

Blitzo: Oh, great. You with the D.H.O.R.K.S. too?

Kenshi: I don't even know who they are.

2nd (The Fire Temple)

Blitzo: Ooh, this one's kinky! I like that.

Kenshi: Should I be concerned?

3rd (The Gateway)

Kenshi: You make the Yakuza look like saints.

Blitzo: As if they could be as professional like me.

4th (Havik's Citadel)

Kenshi: How long until you decide to come for me?

Blitzo: Just a few moments.


Blitzo vs. Kitana (Wu Shi Academy)

Blitzo: You're going to be haughty like a stuck-up bitch?

Kitana: What kind of foul language is that!

2nd (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: Yeah, if you could step aside, that would be great.

Kitana: Let you murder who you please? No chance.

3rd (The Gateway)

Kitana: You're one the most vulgar, disgusting-

Blitzo: Aw, stop! I get enough of that from my therapist.

4th (Sun Do)

Kitana: Targeting someone in Outworld will be your last mistake.

Blitzo: If that's my client wants, that's what my client gets.


Blitzo vs. Kung Lao (The Tea House)

Blitzo: Nice hat you got there.

Kung Lao: It's more than a hat. It's a stroke of genius.

2nd (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: Seems like you're way too overconfident.

Kung Lao: I have my skills to thank for that.

3rd (Corrupted Forest)

Kung Lao: You have no skills when it comes to martial arts.

Blitzo: No, but I'm really good with guns.

4th (Hanging Gardens)

Kung Lao: Be ready to taste defeat, demon.

Blitzo: Like I haven't heard that one before.


Blitzo vs. Li Mei (Hanging Gardens)

Blitzo: You want to arrest me? For what?

Li Mei: Murder and disturbing the peace.

2nd (The Maze)

Blitzo: Back off, tits, I'm a VIP.

Li Mei: Not from the Empress' perspective.

3rd (Wu Shi Academy)

Li Mei: Your killing spree in Sun Do ends here.

Blitzo: Not my fault those people in the way of my target.

4th (Havik's Citadel)

Li Mei: Do you have any idea of how disgusting-

Blitzo: Enough already! Compliments like that won't make me fuck you, capiche?


Blitzo vs. Liu Kang (The Gateway)

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, there really is a god.

Liu Kang: And one that will smite you.

2nd (The Tea House)

Blitzo: Doesn't expect me to pray to you.

Liu Kang: I was not going to ask you to.

3rd (Khaoseum)

Liu Kang: Many Earthrealmers' blood is on your hands.

Blitzo: Then you should tell them to stay out of the fucking way.

4th (Treasure Chamber)

Liu Kang: State your purpose.

Blitzo: I'm here to kill someone.


Blitzo vs. Mileena (The Hourglass)

Blitzo: You sure don't look all that nice.

Mileena: As if you have any room to judge.

2nd (The Fire Temple)

Blitzo: Damn! Talk about a mouth!

Mileena: Do you judge me by my inflection?!

3rd (The Great Hall)

Mileena: Ugh, how is it that you're even worse than Cage?

Blitzo: Well, sorry for telling it like it is, sister.

4th (Temple of Katara Vala)

Mileena: One more word from you, and I'll eat you alive!

Blitzo: I already know I'm hot, no need to say it out loud.


Blitzo vs. Nitara (The Fire Temple)

Blitzo: What are you? A succubus or something?

Nitara: Idiot.

2nd (The Pyramid)

Blitzo: I'm cocked, loaded, and ready to blow.

Nitara: Too bad it won't be enough.

3rd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Nitara: You will scream, demon.

Blitzo: I don't scream. I'm a fucking top.

4th (Temple of the Katara Vala)

Nitara: What could be more deadly than a Vaeternian?

Blitzo: My Loony, when she pissed off.


Blitzo vs. Noob Saibot (The Hourglass)

Blitzo: I came here to kill you, but someone beat me to it.

Noob Saibot: And thus, made me deadlier than before.

2nd (Living Forest)

Blitzo: And I thought Stolas' daughter was a goth, but you-

Noob Saibot: What is a 'goth'!?

3rd (The Fire Temple)

Noob Saibot: Leave this place or die, clown.

Blitzo: Clown!? I ain't no clown, bitch!

4th (The Fire Temple)

Noob Saibot: What will it take to make you silent?

Blitzo: Wouldn't you like to know?


Blitzo vs. Omni-Man (The Hourglass)

Blitzo: Not the first person I've seen ripping off a Super Man.

Omni-Man: But I'm the one that'll kill you.

2nd (The Maze)

Blitzo: You say you want to put a hit on someone?

Omni-Man: Kill Cecil, and you'll be paid handsomely.

3rd (The Flesh Pits)

Omni-Man: You look like you're just skin and bones.

Blitzo: Never underestimate this imp.

4th (The Maze)

Omni-Man: You really have some balls to fight me.

Blitzo: Because you don't scare me.

5th (Sun Do)

Omni-Man: Whoever paid you to kill me, didn't pay you enough.

Blitzo: A whole line of people paid me more than enough.


Blitzo vs. Peacemaker (Sun Do)

Blitzo: Is that a gun in your pocket or you're happy to see me?

Peacemaker: Why the fuck would you get that idea?

2nd (Sun Do)

Blitzo: I would've preferred you with a horse.

Peacemaker: An eagle is way cooler than a horse.

3rd (The Tea House)

Peacemaker: You sure pissed off Amanda Waller.

Blitzo: That fat bitch got in the way, not my fucking fault.

4th (Wu Shi Academy)

Peacemaker: Someone in Hell wants me dead?

Blitzo: A bunch of them.


Blitzo vs. Quan Chi (The Gateway)

Blitzo: Wow, what a shiny head you have.

Quan Chi: If that's supposed to be an insult, I am not impressed.

2nd (Tarkatan Colony)

Blitzo: What were you trying to do to me?

Quan Chi: Bind you to do my bidding.

3rd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Quan Chi: I am the Netherrealm's Arch sorcerer.

Blitzo: So, getting your ass kicked by an imp will make you look bad.

4th (Havik's Citadel)

Quan Chi: All of the demons I've encountered, you are the most-

Blitzo: Handsome? I know I am.


Blitzo vs. Raiden (Corrupted Forest)

Blitzo: Oh look, it's Mister Perfect.

Raiden: And I thought Johnny's nicknames were bad.

2nd (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Blitzo: Look here, farm boy. Why not go home and enjoy yourself?

Raiden: And why would I want to do that?

3rd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Raiden: Are you from the Netherrealm like Ashrah?

Blitzo: The fuck is a 'Netherrealm'?

4th (Tarkatan Colony)

Raiden: You're not afraid of the thunder?

Blitzo: I've seen worse things than that, bitch.


Blitzo vs. Rain (Temple of Katara Vala)

Blitzo: Talk about someone trying to be fancy.

Rain: My appearance should be the least of your concerns.

2nd (The Gateway)

Blitzo: I'd love to have someone like you in IMP.

Rain: Why in Argus' name would I join you?

3rd (The Maze)

Rain: Leave before you drown, imp.

Blitzo: Yeah, no, water doesn't impress me.

4th (The Maze)

Rain: Do you have business with me?

Blitzo: Some of my clients you've drowned paid a lot to have you join them.


Blitzo vs. Reiko (The Pyramid)

Blitzo: Talk about someone being a bitch.

Reiko: Are you trying to get yourself killed?

2nd (Temple of Katara Vala)

Blitzo: You must work that jaw hard to please your general.

Reiko: I won't dignify that with a response.

3rd (The Hourglass)

Reiko: You either help us, or you'll die.

Blitzo: One of the Deadly Sins couldn't kill me, neither could you.

4th (The Pyramid)

Reiko: You tried to kill General Shao!

Blitzo: Cry me a river, why don't you?


Blitzo vs. Reptile (Hanging Gardens)

Blitzo: Gotta say, love the scales.

Reptile: Thank you. But why are you telling me this?

2nd (The Fire Temple)

Blitzo: You a friend of Striker's?

Reptile: I know no one of that name.

3rd (The Hourglass)

Reptile: You don't look like Ashrah.

Blitzo: Your girlfriend doesn't interest me.

4th (Khaoseum)

Reptile: You will keep away Zaterra.

Blitzo: Try and make me, bitch.


Blitzo vs. Scorpion (Treasure Chamber)

Blitzo: Are you here to talk business?

Scorpion: Never with the likes of you.

2nd (The Pyramid)

Blitzo: Don't try to use fire, it won't work.

Scorpion: I have other means to defeat you.

3rd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Scorpion: There is no honor in murder.

Blitzo: Why the fuck should demons care about honor?

4th (The Maze)

Scorpion: You profit from spilling blood.

Blitzo: We all need to make a profit, don't we?


Blitzo vs. Sektor (Khaoseum)

Blitzo: Hot damn bitch, if only you weren't that clean.

Sektor: Like you would have a chance in hell.

2nd (The Hourglass)

Blitzo: Guess that I'd take that armor off of you.

Sektor: You'll take nothing from me.

3rd (The Pyramid)

Sektor: Why am I wasting my time fighting amateurs?

Blitzo: Amateur!? I'm a goddamn professional!

4th (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Sektor: Why won't you burn!?

Blitzo: Yeah, fire doesn't work on me. But I'll fake it to make your dick hard.


Blitzo vs. Shang Tsung (Living Forest)

Blitzo: You can pay us, right?

Shang Tsung: If you prove worthy of the task.

2nd (Temple of Katara Vala)

Blitzo: After we kill these people, what will you give us?

Shang Tsung: Power beyond your wildest imagination.

3rd (Havik's Citadel)

Shang Tsung: You are an interesting imp.

Blitzo: That's right, old man. Now, let me kill you.

4th (Temple of Katara Vala)

Shang Tsung: Another imp offered me a business opportunity.

Blitzo: Was it Striker? Crimson? Who was it?


Blitzo vs. Sindel (The Maze)

Blitzo: Stella, is that your human disguise?

Sindel: My name is Sindel, you imp!

2nd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Blitzo: Are you really royalty?

Sindel: What a ludicrous question.

3rd (Khaoseum)

Sindel: You are too prude to be in my presence.

Blitzo: Business is business, bitch. And I don't care.

4th (Khaoseum)

Sindel: Your manners are reprehensible.

Blitzo: Does it look like I give a shit?


Blitzo vs. Smoke (Tarkatan Colony)

Blitzo: How the fuck do I keep missing you?

Smoke: It'll be hard to shoot smoke.

2nd (The Maze)

Blitzo: Well, hello there, pretty boy.

Smoke: You don't want to go there.

3rd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Smoke: You will suffocate in my smoke.

Blitzo: Don't threaten me with a good time.

4th (Ying Fortress)

Smoke: The Shirai Ryu knows what you did to Cyrax.

Blitzo: It's not my fault, she was in the way.


Blitzo vs. Sub-Zero (The Maze)

Blitzo: I'm going to put you in the fucking ground!

Sub-Zero: As if you could best a Lin Kuei.

2nd (Tomb of the Dragon Army)

Blitzo: Great, another icy asshole.

Sub-Zero: Mind your tongue, imp!

3rd (Temple of Katara Vala)

Sub-Zero: What business do you have with me?

Blitzo: I got paid to kill you, that's what.

4th (Cage Mansion)

Sub-Zero: You'd be wise not to cross the Lin Kuei.

Blitzo: What you gonna do? Throw your snowballs at me?


Blitzo vs. T-1000 (Hanging Gardens)

Blitzo: Why the fuck can't I shoot you?

T-1000: Your normal methods are ineffective.

2nd (Shang Tsung's Laboratory)

Blitzo: You can change into anything you touch?

T-1000: Anything.

3rd (Corrupted Forest)

T-1000: You are not in Skynet's files.

Blitzo: I will be after I kick your ass, bitch.

4th (The Maze)

T-1000: Are you an efficient killer?

Blitzo: Not to toot my own horn, but FUCK YEAH I am!


Blitzo vs. Takeda (Havik's Citadel)

Blitzo: Quit jumping around, dammit!

Takeda: And give an easy target? No way.

2nd (Corrupted Forest)

Blitzo: Who are you cosplaying as?

Takeda: Cosplay? This is the real deal.

3rd (Havik's Citadel)

Takeda: You've got way too many issues.

Blitzo: Like you could judge me.

4th (Sun Do)

Takeda: Ever thought about making up for your mistakes?

Blitzo: You don't know anything, fuckface!


Blitzo vs. Tanya (Wu Shi Academy)

Blitzo: Maybe I could try something with-

Tanya: Keep your disgusting thoughts to yourself.

2nd (The Flesh Pits)

Blitzo: So… are you and the princess-

Tanya: That is none of your business!

3rd (Treasure Chamber)

Tanya: What sort of creature are you?

Blitzo: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch.

4th (Temple of Katara Vala)

Tanya: Return to the Hell you came from!

Blitzo: Not until the fucker I'm here for is dead!


Victory Pose: Blitzo rubs his Asmodean Crystal to open a portal back to Hell. As he was stepping through it, he looks back at the camera and flips his middle finger while his partner takes a pose next to him.


There you have it for the first part of Blitzo's intros. I want to thank General Feng Xiang for helping me with these intros. With Blitzo's intros, I'm doing these a little differently than my normal intros. With him, I'm doing his intros in three parts. The first part will be Blitzo facing off against the Mortal Kombat 1 roster. The second part will him facing off against the anime characters I'm making MK1 intros for. And the final part will have Blitzo's Fatal Blow, Fatalities, Animality, and Ending. So, I hope you enjoyed it. If you guys want me to make intros for other characters in the Helluva Universe, let me know. Until next time, see ya.