(The story begin with Dipper and Mabel picking up roadkill in the wood .)

Mabel:(After he finding a dead animal, marking a square on the bingo card.)Ha-ha, Dipper, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high!

Dipper: This is totally gross, you know. I can't believe Grunkle Stan made a dead animal bingo card to force us to pick up roadkill.

Mabel:So what? We have to pick up roadkill in the wood anyway, it's part of our job. We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. Besides, Grunkle Stan said we can stop once we get a bingo, so come on, Dipper! Up high!

Dipper:Ugh, fine. (He gives Mabel a high-five.) I still think you're enjoying this too much.

(Shows them picking up road-kill, then shows a title card that says 8 hours later.)

Dipper:Mabel, I think we've picked everything up.

Mabel:Don't worry bro bro, we're close. I can smell it! (sniffs) Ah, Dipper, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, you could at least warn me!

Dipper: Mabel, it's not me. Look!

(They stop the cart they're in and see a huge skunk in the road, thinking it's dead.)

Mabel:Ugh, skunk!

Dipper:Wait, skunk?!

(Dipper looks at the bingo card, seeing that finding a skunk can get them a bingo, Dipper gasps.)

Dipper:Mabel, Bingo!

Mabel:Bingo?

Dipper:Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o, bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Mabel:Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Dipper:(He walks up to the skunk.) Bing-o-o-o-o! Aah!

(The skunk sprays Dipper after waking up, with Mabel holding her breath and trying to stay out of the stink cloud the skunk has formed.)

Mabel:(She gasps; breathing heavily.)Dipper?! You okay?

(Dipper coughs)

Skunk:Hey, whoa, whoa, watch it, watch it!

Dipper:What the heck, man?!

Skunk:You two think you can just walk up to a guy in broad daylight and mug him without him fighting back?

Dipper:We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead!

Skunk:I was taking a nap!

Dipper:In the middle of the road?!

Skunk:Oh, who are you - Mr. King Sandman, telling people where they can and cannot sleep?!

Mabel:Sorry, we thought you were dead. We were just excited. We thought we got a bingo.

Skunk:So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo? What kind of sick game is that?!

Mabel:It's— our Grunkle made us... Well, okay, look — no bingo. No bingo.

Dipper:Well, how do I get rid of this smell?

Skunk:Ha! You think you just get to turn it off? No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you.

Dipper:Come on, dude, don't be a jerk! Tell me how to get rid of this.

Skunk:(angrily) Oh,I'ma jerk!(He enlarges himself bigger and picks Dipper up in the air.)(Yelling in a monstrous voice)Raaaaarr! You don't know what I am! Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off!

Mabel:Let him go! (She appears with a shovel.) Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were road kill.(Skunk drops Dipper.) Now get lost!

Skunk:(He shrinks himself back to normal.) You two are disgusting. I'm outta here! (He walks off.)

Dipper:Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off!

Skunk:(yelling) Yeah, right! Figure it out for yourself!(He walks through a hole in a fence.)

Dipper:What?! Aaaagh! What am I gonna do now?

Mabel:I don't know, Dipper, but we gotta get that smell off you. It reeks.

(Angered, Dipper's eyes grow, his body swells and grows bigger, he picks up Mabel by the neck, choking her.)

Dipper:(growling; in a monstrous voice)Don't tell me about how I smell! I know it reeks! You don't think I know it reeks?!

(Mabel chokes before Dipper lets Mabel go. As Mabel catches her breath, Dipper turns back to normal.)

Dipper:(His voice back to normal; gasps.) What was that?! What did that thing do to me?!

Mabel: We gotta find Grunkle Ford.

(They find Ford in the basement.)

Ford:That was a Were-Skunk.

Dipper:What?

Ford:Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know.

Dipper:What?! What do I do?!

Ford:This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray. You could try taking a shower. Or if that doesn't work, coffee will dehydrate you and draw some of the smell out, maybe.

Dipper:Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come on!

(Dipper enlarges himself into a furious monster.)

Dipper:(monstrous voice)You think you're so smart, don't you?! "Oh look at me, I'm Ford, I know everything because I'm so old, let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way!" Well, you know what I think?(He grows and grabs Ford by the neck.)You don't know nothin'! You don't know nothin'!(He throws Ford down and shrinks back to his normal size.)

Dipper:(His voice back to normal; gasps.)Dude, that wasn't me! Great Grunkle Ford, I'm sorry!

Ford:(coughs) Forget it, it's fine. But you better get changed back soon. Because once the transformation is complete, you won't wanna charge back.

(Mabel is outside the bathroom while Dipper takes a shower.)

Mabel:Dipper, I looked all over the internet. We should probably try Ford' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work.

(The shower turns off.)

Mabel:Dipper, did it work? Come on, come out!

(The door opens and it clearly did not work.)

Mabel:Ugh!

Dipper:I used everything, - the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne,and the deodorant.

Mabel:Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work. Did you lather, rinse and repeat?

Dipper:Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated! I used the whole bottle!(In his monstrous voice.)What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair?! Aah!

(Dipper transforms into a monster again, he throws Mabel off the hallway wall and shrinks back to his regular size.)

Dipper:Mabel, I'm sorry!

Mabel:(groans) Just try and take it easy, okay?

Dipper: I'm sorry.

Mabel:Look, we should go to Greasy's Diner.

(At Greasy's Diner, a customer runs outside and gasps from the smell.)

Mabel:Just relax. I'm gonna go get you a coffee, okay? Relax.

(Dipper puts his face on the desk and whimpers as Mabel goes to talk to Candy and Grenda.)

Grenda: Hey Mabel how aw man what happened to your brother he smell. (Mabel cover Grenda mouth.)

Mabel: He got sprayed by a were-skunk.

Candy:Oh, no!

Mabel: We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know.

Lazy Susan: Your coffee for that cure.

Dipper: It's about time.(He slurps the cup of coffee.)

Mabel:Well? Did it work?

(Dipper sniffs himself and whimpers again.)

Candy:Maybe you have to pour it on yourself?

Dipper:(scoffs)Fine.

(Dipper pours the hot coffee on himself and screams in pain, flying off his stool and onto the floor.)

Mabel:Did it work?

Dipper:Argh! No! It was just really hot!

(Candy giggles)

Dipper:You think this is funny?!

(Dipper transforms into a monster once again, flipping over the table and lifts Candy into the air.)

Dipper:(monstrous voice)Well,I don't think it's funny! This is my life you're laughing at!

Mabel:Dipper, stop! Stop!

(Dipper sees an angry, shocked crowd of customers, and a scared Candy.)

Candy:Dipper, you're scaring me!

(Dipper looks full of regret, puts down Candy and turns back to normal.)

Dipper:I'm sorry. I'm so sorry...(runs out of the diner in embarrassment)

Mabel:Dipper, wait!

(Dipper shoves his way through a crowd of pedestrians, grabs the cart, and drives off into the park hills, finding the Were-Skunk's home.)

Dipper:Where are you at, skunk?!

(Dipper pounds the door.)

Dipper: Skunk, come out! I know you're in there!

(The door opens and the skunk comes outside.)

Skunk:What?! Oh. It's you. What are you doing here?

Dipper:You have to tell me how to get rid of this.

Skunk:Why would I do that? I'm a huge jerk, remember?

Dipper:I'm sorry. You're not a jerk. Please just tell me how to stop this.

Skunk:Heh. Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town. Always getting dirty looks, people yelling at you, everyone hating you 100% of the time. Nah, with you as a skunk, things won't be so bad. All that negative attention won't fall just on me. It'll fall on you, too. We'll split it, fifty-fifty... partner.

Dipper:Noooooooo!

(Dipper transforms and dives for the Were-Skunk, knocking him onto his back into the house.)

Dipper:(He punching the skunk in the face.)(monstrous voice)Tell me! Tell me how to end this! TELL ME!

Skunk:(laughing)It's Pineapple Juice, but it's too late anyway. The transformation's already started,partner.

(Dipper runs for the cart and drives back down the hill. However, his hands turn black and like a skunk, causing the cart to melt beneath him. He sprouts a tuft of white hair on his forehead like that of a skunk. He continues to morph into a skunk as he runs to the Mystery Shack, the path melting behind him. He makes it to the shack and dives through the closed front door.)

Stan:What the heck?

(Dipper jumps at Stan, knocking him to the ground, and continues to the kitchen, opening cabinets.)

Dipper:There's the Pineapple Juice!

(Dipper struggles to find a can opener in the drawer.)

Dipper: Come on, come on!(He finally finds one.)Yeah!(He opens the can and pours it on himself; however, no effect is occurring.)Ahh... it's not working!

(The skunk is in the kitchen, laughing evilly.)

Skunk:Come on, you didn't think I'd tell you what the real cure was, did you? It's not Pineapple Juice. I was just stalling you so you'd run out of time. Don't worry. Once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back.

(Dipper's transformation continues and he screams out "Nooooooooooooo!" in anguish, as the skunk laughs.)

Skunk:Huh?

(Through the window, Mabel is driving towards the shack in a golf cart.)

Mabel:Dipper! Dipper!

(She tries to open the window, but the skunk locks the window.)

Mabel: Hey, open the window!

Skunk: It's too late - he's my brother now!

Mabel:Dipper, I've figured it out! It's Tomato Paste! The cure is Tomato Paste!

(Dipper dives for the cabinet and grabs the paste. A long and brutal fight breaks out as the skunk tries to prevent Dipper from opening the can. The skunk sprays Dipper dozens of times and looks to have won the battle.)

Skunk: Don't worry, it's almost over, and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties at this shack for the rest of eternity!

(Tire-screeching is heard and a light appears.)

Skunk:Huh?(gasps)

(Mabel crashes through the wall on the golf cart, sending the skunk flying to the ground. The cart hits the wall and Mabel is trapped under it, coughing and groaning. The skunk approaches.)

Skunk:You think you can stop me from splitting my pain with your brother? You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'.

Mabel:You're right, I can't stop it. But Dipper can.

(Mabel throws the tomato paste to Dipper, who is holding a sledgehammer. Dipper stops the can with his foot, and the camera pans up Dipper's body, to reveal that his Were-Skunk transformation is almost complete.)

Dipper:(monstrous voice)Split this...

(Dipper smashes the can with the hammer and tomato paste flies across the room. Dipper finally turns back to normal.)

Mabel:Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah!

Dipper:Yeah, we did it, yeah!

(A human in a t-shirt and shorts is lying on the floor. He coughs.)

Ex-Skunk Human:Thank... you!(He makes a very weak grunt andpasses out.)

Mabel:He still counts as a skunk, right?

Dipper:Totally counts as a skunk.

(Mabel marks the skunk box on the bingo card.)

Mabel:Bingo!

Dipper and Mabel:Bing-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

(Mabel throws away the bingo list. The two high five.)

Mabel:Hunh! Ha ha ha! Yeah!

(The End)