A.N: dear "correct critic," i hope you know that your mother is a horrible woman, who raised a horrible child. I hope you enjoy dying a virgin, and for the sake of everyone else, please do it ASAP. f*t. Your just jealous.

Sarah lynn knew she had to do something about the chamber of secrets. She decided to start investigating after all, she was one of the brightest girls in her grade.

"Who do you think the heir of slytherin?" ron asked, because he wasn't as smart as the others. He also wan a little ugly and poor, and he struggled with self worth.

"I dont know!" said hermonie. She was really smart, so her not knowing was way more daming.

"Heres what we'll do said sarah Lynn. her dad was a famous detective before he died tragicaly, so she knew a thoing or 2 about detectiving. "My dad was a famous detective before he died, so I know a thing ot 2 about detectiving."

Harry smiled at her. "That's crazy! Can we be your detective assistants?" Sarah Lynn didn't know it, but harry was starting to grow a crush on him.

Hermeoni smiled. "I read a book about investigative journalism the other day. This is exciting. Lets go tell Dumbledoor and McGonagall!"

They hopped up and walked to the teachers table, where dumbledore and Mcgonagall were sat looking worried and talking.

"HI!" I said enthusiastically, my namee is sarah lynn matthews and i am the student. My dad was a famous detective before he died, and i learned a thing or twi about detectiving. May i investigate to try and find the heir of slytherin? "

Dumbledore smiled and smiled and smiled and smiled and smiled..

"Thats a great idea! Go for it!" he stood up. "EVERYBODY! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! Sarah Lynn is now ur investigator aficionado, and she's gonna investigate who the heir of slytherin is!"

Everyone started clapping and cheering for sarah lunn, who felt like a song by Panic! At the disco! WOO HOO!

Then Sarah decided to make an executive decision. "Tomorrow I will begin to interview all of the Slytherins. All classes will be cancelled!"

People cheered and cheered and cheered and cheered and cheered and cheered even louder. But first, there was something I needed to do. She walked up to the still crying quietly Hagrid and said to him "Hagrid, can i interview you about Fang?"

She led him to a secluded place, where sSarah lynn and her three best friends started to interview him.
"So did you get a chance to look at what happened to Fang?"

"I found him levitating with his head decapitated."

"Really? Do you know why he was levitating?"

"No

"You teach the magic animal class! Do you know what animals might have done this?

"Well, ive never heart of anything that could do this before.

"Thank you. Hagrid." sarah said. She walked back up to her room, where she lied alone in her bed. It was so much pressure, nd she was already going through so much- her mom had died when she was a baby, her famous billionaire detective father had died, and now she was alone. All alone. Alllllll alone.