"Jade, why must you use the talisman to do chores?" Jackie asked

"Relax Jackie, all about efficiency." Jade said as lifted a self to dust underneath.

Just then Uncle came barging through the door "They're back! They're back I tell you! I saw them with my own eyes!"

The customers looked at Uncle but ignored him because they thought he was crazy.

"The Hooks! The Hooks!" Uncle yelled in front of a customer

"How bout a mint?" The customer said.

"The hooks! The hooks!"

"Can you deliver it next week?" a customer said. Touru gave a paper.

"You don't know how Lucky you are" Tohru said.

"So there I was minding my own business" Uncle said.

"I'll love to hear about your rivering tales but...I have to do my wastebasket inspection." He placed a wastebasket over his head.

"Fine, don't say Uncle didn't warn you." Uncle said.

Jade came to Uncle

"Warn them about what Unc?" Jade said

"The Hooks, Beware the hooks."

"The Hooks?"

"Aye the hooks. They dangle down with their shapes and colors." Uncle used his hand in the shape of a hook "And just when you think you've found the land of milk and honey...THE GRAB YOU BY THE BRICHES!" Uncle then pieced a wedgie in a customer's pants "And hull you way up high! and higher and higher and higher until reach to the atmosphere flopping and gasping for breath, and then they cook ya, and then they eat ya or worse..."

"What could be worse than that?" Jade asked

"Gift shops"

The camera shows a gift shop and its containments. Jade gasped and hid under a box.

"Don't let them get me, Uncle!" Jade said

"There, there they won't get you, not as long as you listen to Uncle." Uncle reassured. "Not get back in kitchen.

"Yes sir!" Jade went to the kitchen.

Jade was cooking lunch when Paco showed up through the window.

"Good morning Rare Finds crew, the carnival's in town."

"I can't work now; I have work to do." Jade pointed out

"You're not leaving you're just taking a break." Paco said.

Jade slid down and appeared by Paco.

The two walked to the carnival. Paco was singing "We're going to the carnival! going to the carnival!" There it is Yade! The carnival is back in town"

It was a lot full of wires with strange things.

"Where is everybody?" Jade asked

"Don't know there was this one kid here earlier."

"Doesn't look like any carnival I ever..." Jade then bumped into one of the things. "Excuse me." Then she saw it. The thing Uncle imitated earlier at the antique shop. She ran to Paco.

"No, Paco! Don't touch it! This isn't the carnival, Paco! Those are hooks! Uncle says they're really dangerous!" She warned.

"Hmmm... I sense no danger here. How can they be dangerous? They're covered with free queso!" Paco grabbed a hook with cheese.

"All I know is Uncle said- Paco, don't do that!" Jade said as Paco put the hook in his mouth and eats the cheese.

"Cheesy! No danger here. Go on, try it!" Paco encouraged.

"But Uncle said-"

"Yade, let me tel you something" Does this look dangerous to you?" Paco said as he is shown with a whole bunch of hooks.

"Paco, Stop!"

"Lighten up will ya? Or will have to eat this queso all by myself-" Paco is then pulled by the hook. Jade panics. But Paco floats down with his pants acting like a parachute. Jade bumped into the nino.

"Paco, you're alive!" Jade exclaimed

"Am I ever! Come on you should try it!"

"But...what about the surface, and your britches, and the gift shops?"

"You just jump off before you go up too high."

"Uncle said I shouldn't get near those things."

"Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them a horsey" Paco was riding on a fish attachment

"Well, no. I guess he didn't" Jade hopped onto the attachment too and the hook reeled up.

Up back an alien was reeling in the fishing lure when suddenly...

"Ready?"

"Ready!"

The two jumped from the attachment with their pants acting like parachutes. The aliens were disappointed about the miss.

Meanwhile back at Uncle's Jackie was not doing so well.

"Hey, my antique looks like a fried boot." One customer said

"My antique is a fried boot!" Another said

The customers look angry at Jackie.

"How do you buy all this stuff?" Jackie asked

"Uncle barged in "What's going on here?" Uncle said

"It's a Decor Frensy and Jade's not back from her break." Jacie explained

Uncle laughed "I thought you said Jade took a break. No one's taken a break at Uncle's rare finds since the famine of 89. Now what were you saying?"

"She took a break."

Uncle's arms and glasses fell off, later he came the front door. "Alright, Jade Lazychan. I'll find you. This nose can smell laziness from 10000 miles." Uncle picked up the sent "Ah ha! I'll give you a break you'll soon not forget!" Uncle ran off leaving Jackie alone with the customers.

"But Uncle I still need help!"

Uncle tracked down where the scent came from. "They should be right here."

The kids were landing safely after another trip from riding a hook.

"Again?"

"Again!"

"Aiya! The Hooks! No!" Uncle yelled

"3, 2, 1, Blast off!" Uncle tried to catch the kids, but they already went up. Uncle crashed into a rock.

"Kids! I wasn't quick enough, they're gone! sniff I only i could have them in my arms again, I'll..."

Just then the kids' pants parachuted back down.

"..I'll throttle them! What did Uncle tell you about those hooks, great Neice?"

Jade realizing that she was caught tried to explain. "Uncle I-uh I..."

I'll tell you about the hooks, you ride them up and up and up, then you gently flow down!" Paco explained

"And do you know what happens when you don't flow back down?" Uncle asked

"Gift shop?" Jade asked

"Worse! You end up vacuum backed in a can of tuna!" The screen shows a can of tuna.

"With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise" A jar of mayonnaise is shown on the screen with a scream

"We're sorry Uncle!" The kids apologized

"I want you kids to promise me; you'll never go on those hooks again."

"We promise Uncle!"

"I need a lotus promise, repeat after me, Hei Chow! Near the hooks I'll never go!"

"Hei Chow! Near the hooks I'll never go!"

A hook then pokes Uncle in the butt.

"Aiya! Great Dragons! Téngtòng on the Pigu!"

"Aiya! Great Dragons! Téngtòng on the Pigu!"

"Alright, let's get away from this deathtrap."

The next day Jade woke up from Section 13.

"Okay, Scruffy. Today is a new day. I'm ready to prove myself loyal to Uncle."

"Arf!"

"I'm ready!" Jade came out of the phonebooth.

Paco then came by. "Yade! You're going the wrong way!"

"I always go to Uncle's this way." Jade explained

"You're not going' to work today. We're gonna go play hooky!" Paco pointed to the hooks across the street.

"Paco we promised!"

"Well, I had my fingers crossed. That Uncle is just a big dummy. We played on those hooks all day long, and nothing happened to us."

"But Uncle said-"

"Look, Yade, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?"

"Uhhhh..."

" See ya later, Yade! I'm gonna go have some fun." Paco went up the Hooks "Wahoo! Come on, Yade! Wahoo! You know you want to!"

Jade was tempted, tried to resist as much as she could.

"Ohh, I know I want to, but I promised Uncle I wouldn't go near another..." Then Jade almost runs right into a... "...Hook!" Jade tries to touch it, but she uses willpower. "Oh no, Uncle told me all about you! You are a liar! A deceiver! I'll never fall for your tricks again! Never!" Jade left but then came back for a ride. "Is this seat taken?" Jade went up with the hook and softly. "Whew! Glad I got that out of my system." It was then that Jade looked at her behind at her jacket and pants. "I'm hooked. And that means..." A screen of tuna can opens with Jade inside it. Cut back with Jade who panics. "Bad Day!" She ran to Uncle's shop. "Help! I'm hooked! Help! Uncle! Help! It happened! I'm hooked! Oh no! The hook! The hook! Gift shop, tuna can, mayonnaise!"

"Here you are Drew, tables for you and your friends." Uncle said

"Thanks old geezer." Drew said

"Just don't forget to leave a tip for ol' Uncle"

"Pst, Uncle" Jade whispered by the door

"Jade, You're two minutes late. What kept you?" Uncle asked

"Um, you know those hooks we were talking about yesterday?"

"Didn't I tell you not to go near those hooks?"

"Um... no." the hook pulls Jade by the door. "I mean yes! Yes, you told me not to go near them!"

"Well, you weren't playing on those hooks, were you?"

"Of course not!" The hook pulls in Jade "I mean not exactly" the hook pulls her again "I mean Yes! I did it! I admit it! Oh, Uncle! I'm so ashamed! I mean, look at me! I'm hooked!" Jade showed her Jacket and pants hooked.

"Hmm... it's in there pretty deep."

"What am I gonna do?!"

"There's only one thing to do, niece."

Drew and his friends snickered at what Uncle was taking about.

"Oh no, Uncle I can't take off my jacket and pants! Not in front of these...boys!" the hooks starts pulling her closer. "D'oh, okay! I'm takin' 'em off! I'm takin' 'em off!" She took off her jacket and pants. "There"

"Uh...Jade..."

Jade looked behind and saw that the hook was also hooked in Jade's bra and underwear. The boys snickered again

"Oh no. Oh no, no-no-no, Uncle! I can't do it! Anything but that!"

"I understand Jade, you were good niece" Uncle put up a Help wanted sign "But, I might have another. Hopefully, one that'll listen to ol' Uncle"

The hooks starts pulling Jade away. "Oh, Uncle! I'll listen! I promise!" she grabs a flower, but the hook pulls her in more, she then grabs a billboard. "Whoa! No! Please save me, Uncle" Jade cried "I promise, I'll be good." The hook pulls in Jade's undergarments. "Whew" Jade was relived the pulling was over, but failed to take account that the sign launched her right onto the window of Uncle's Rare finds. The Boys all looked at her

"Oh Look!" The boys laughed

"It's Jade NutiyChan." Drew commented.

Jade looked down and was humiliated by her situation. It is revealed that Jackie was the one reeling Jade. He was holding a fishing rod with Jade's underwear and bra. "Well, that's more of Jade than I need to see." Tohru said.

"Jackie that was some fine angling, do you think your niece has learned her lesson?"

Jade ran in her birthday suit to Section 13. Traumatized by what happened today. " Oh, I think she'll remember this for a long time. I know I will"

The three laughed as Jade ran inside the telephone booth.

Meanwhile a bus dropped off a large can of Tuna. Inside the can was Paco's voice

"Hello? Does somebody have a can opener?"