I do not own Oregairu/snafu/my teen romantic comedy. This is a fan-based parody.
We get to see as our 'hero' spending time with their daughter, yes 'their' child. We might even get some new scenes where the mc and fmc start to do thi-
"Narrator off, I really don't get why we have to be here?" Hikigaya is seen carrying what appears to be a basket of sorts. "Well you did ask for something to happen" Yukino glaring at Hikigaya.
As our two teens walk along the sidewalk, they run into a child. "Hm? Oh, hey Rumi, what are you doing here" as both teens see who it is they see a mystery man. The man looms over Rumi trying to grab her. "Oh sweetie, come give papa a hug." Hikigaya holds his arms out, while giving the man a glare.
The man backs off scurrying away, after seeing Hikigaya. Rumi gets head patted by Yukino. "Rumi, who was that strange man?" Rumi tilts her head not knowing who she is. "Um, Yukinoshita, I think she doesn't know you?" Rumi grabs onto Hikigaya's hand, making sure it's tight in order to not get lost. "Rumi, are you okay?"
Ding dong both 'parents' walk into the location setting Rumi down. "Oh my, is she your daughter?" The young clerk mentioned while pointing towards Rumi. Both teens blush "n-no ma'am, she is just a child that enjoys being with us." Hikigaya passes over the bags to the clerk who places them behind her. After a chat where hikigaya spent most of it screaming in his head.
Segway
Hm I wonder what this thing is, p*RN huh? That's a weird name? Hikigaya thought while going to his computer. "What the actual fu- *crash* Yukino storms into the room only to see Hikigaya's computer on the floor. "People are weird!?"
End
"Ah, finally we're done" hikigaya exclaims while stretching. "Papa, what is that?" Rumi points to a coffee machine. "Oh, that's a-... PAPA!?" Both Hikigaya and Yukino are shocked by the words that came from Rumi's mouth. "Rumi-chan, you cannot be insinuating that this, individual is your father. The both of you do not have any facial similarities." Yukino interjects while insulting hikigaya in the process.
" I know papa isn't my papa" Rumi looks down. Yukino notices Rumi looking sad, so she whispers in her ear something that makes her happy again. "What exactly did you tell Rumi?" Hikigaya questions Yukino. "You better take responsibility" Yukino says going to the washroom. "Yeah yeah, I will take Responsi-... Huh?" Hikigaya is left there bewildered.
Hope you enjoy the stuff I am writing. This story is sorta not to make sense canon wise. I will try to figure out a way to add the canon in here. thanks for reading.
